Would you...

[leeroybrown]

On the way to work this morning I bumped into a lad I used to go to college.

What got cracking on asking how each other were etc.......

Conversation gets to the point where I asked if he was still with his GF, to which the reply was no, He has a new one.

She is 44 and is his best mates mother!!! I honestly couldnt keep a straight face...

So questions

Could you go out with your mates mother or if I mate of yours was seeing your mother could you stand for it?

[Ste]

Could you go out with your mates mother or if I mate of yours was seeing your mother could you stand for it?

Yes, if she was fit. But i wouldn't on principal.

No, id bash even my best mate for that.

[Jamie]

Yes, if she was fit. But i wouldn't on principal.

No, id bash even my best mate for that.

This morning i havent had to really post for myself, Exactly what you said well i woulndt just beat teh fk out of a mate for it though id make sure i was the one burrying them tbh

[Clouds_mate]

My mates mum was super fit, we used to give him banter about smashing her all the way through school. It was great.

Then the night we finished our GCSE exams his best mate smashed her all over the family house.

It was great. He lived our dreams.

[leeroybrown]

Seems to happen alot these days

[Jamie]

Doesnt sound normal tbh, i mean yeh sure if its a random but your best mates mum, seriously ignites a fire inside i wouldnt like to say what id do to a friend for that shit thats like pure taking the piss lol

[alex19]

I think it's just abit wierd.. image if she got pregnant? You'd be your best mates step-dad or something.

Just get a nice girl around the same age that you can do the whole life stuff with, not someone who's done it for 20 years and now has like a new son/boyfriend.

[Danr]

I know someone who fucked his mates mum. Good times.

I wouldn't do it though, well to a mate. If it was just someone i knew i'd be on it like a rash.

[Mark51]

My mates mum was super fit, we used to give him banter about smashing her all the way through school. It was great.

Then the night we finished our GCSE exams his best mate smashed her all over the family house.

It was great. He lived our dreams.

a true hero tbh

[jdizzy]

My mates mum was super fit, we used to give him banter about smashing her all the way through school. It was great.

Then the night we finished our GCSE exams his best mate smashed her all over the family house.

It was great. He lived our dreams.

what a legend! :y:

[djrem]

Ceasarian scars are boner killers.
MILF Sex is overated.

[Ferg]

Ceasarian scars are boner killers.
MILF Sex is overated.

Speaking from a man with experience ...

[kevin_172]

Ceasarian scars are boner killers.
MILF Sex is overated.

jesus christ rem lol pissing myself......

[Agent-VIP]

Definatley not.. And i'd hate to think one of my mates was going out with my mother.. ugh.. wo8uldn't let it happen tbh.

On the upside, i remeber a lad from college who shagged his girlfriends mum.. they broke up shortly after.

[Matty_Mills]

Best friends mum.... NO!
Brothers best friends mum.... Good times!

[djrem]

Speaking from a man with experience ...
I'm actually a virgin. Serious. I've film that too.

jesus christ rem lol pissing myself......
Rep me. I'll rep you back.
Oh wait.

[kevin_172]

:D.......

[s1chris]

My best mates mum id have no problem giving her one, but as for being in a relationship with her, well thats a different story. I could hide the fact that id violated his mum but i wouldnt want him to know that we were in a relationship. As for one of my mates with my mum id kill them.

[Prickle]

Cant say i would tbh, they are all uglets lol

[Stickyjam]

if shes happy isnt it alright :P

if you brought a gal home and ya mum kicked her head in cos she didnt approve how would you feel!?

[djrem]

if you brought a gal home and ya mum kicked her head in cos she didnt approve how would you feel!?

Id think "corr, mums helping me with foreplay, i love her"...

[JC-Furio]

if you brought a gal home and ya mum kicked her head in cos she didnt approve how would you feel!?

Would probably think "Least I don't have to knock her out before I pentetrate this time" then quick high five to the mother, and get on with the deed at hand.

I'm not even joking.

[djrem]

I'm not even joking.

Sounds like you had the same birthday present for your 18th as mine.
Our Sex education was a bit different to others.
I love'd home schooling. x

[SAXOSi]

Not a full on relationship but if the deed was required to be done then of course. I've pulled a mates mum more than once. Does he know? No

[Prickle]

Not a full on relationship but if the deed was required to be done then of course. I've pulled a mates mum more than once. Does he know? No

Phahaha

pictures or gtfo :D

[SAXOSi]

You think I have pics? Something that could get back to him. I dont think so

[djrem]

Not a full on relationship but if the deed was required to be done then of course. I've pulled a mates mum more than once. Does he know? No

If task was performed while at primary school then you're a hero.
Otherwise, your mates mum is just a slag.

[kevin_172]

mother looking for jailbait at primary school
\o/
^^^^^
enquire within

[djflipsaxo]

lol, this is similar to my disgussion last night whilst watching 'sex with strangers'
a mum of 2 was on there, my response was her kids mates may see this and would rip it out of them!
But No, I could not date my mates parent!

[Japman]

i love milfs in all honesty

[leeroybrown]

Was gonna say Gav you looooove the older woman

[djrem]

i love milfs in all honesty

As long as its a slinky black dress number that gets lifted for the task.
And no higher. If i want stretch marks, id watch Jodie Marsh's breast implant operation on ITV Gold...

[steven1451]

know a lad that went uni and lived with isi dad hardly saw his mum he went home after 2 years and his old best mate had moved in with his mum, couldnt move in on a mates mum but few milfs roudn here i wouldnt mind a go on:y: