Valentines day

[Saxowesty]

So whats every one getting the missus for valentines day or what you doing?? need some ideas :homme: lol

[djrem]

A cock.

Ice Skating at Canary Wharf and shopping.

[kevin_172]

rem you on a spam mission this week? im getting mine the same.... ffs

[MrHouston]

I'm single pringle :(

[Prickle]

Card and bear, as per usual, than sexytime later ;)

[wobble_vtr]

just split with the missus. going through to aberdeen to stay for the weekend with a lass i went out with in high school lol

[djrem]

rem you on a spam mission this week? im getting mine the same.... ffs

White text my friend. x :homme:

[kevin_172]

lmao u queer :P

[stevie_baby]

nevermind the mrs what the fuck do i get my boyfriend??? its the first tym ive ever had to get a guy sumthing an im totally stuck!! ideas??

[Cal]

I'll be slitting my wrists whilst listening to My Chemical Romance

LOL

[kevin_172]

I'll be slitting my wrists whilst listening to My Chemical Romance

LOL
first dibs on the cup!

[djrem]

nevermind the mrs what the fuck do i get my boyfriend??? its the first tym ive ever had to get a guy sumthing an im totally stuck!! ideas??

Vagina. duh.... x

[Cal]

first dibs on the cup!Haha no chance lol. It will be driven off a big cliff and burst into a big ball of flames... it will then cut to scenes of loads of fit girls sobbing... then the ending credits. :P

[kevin_172]

u gonna tow the 106 behind it? :P

[Ferg]

~ redtube.com ...

[Barry123]

nowtttttt

why do I have to show how much I like her on one particular day...?

[Prickle]

nowtttttt

why do I have to show how much I like her on one particular day...?

For sexytime ?? :D

No idea tbh, its a money scam imo

[Danr]

Go to London...
London Zoo, then dinner somewhere.
Will prob. take her shopping and buy her something she actually wants.

[Mochachino]

when is it?

[DaxVTR]

Card and bear, as per usual, than sexytime later ;)

aww, you and your hand must get on really well. may i suggest some hand cream insted of a bear? haha jokes! :DXXXX

[Danr]

when is it?

Feb the 14th iirc.

[Barry123]

For sexytime ?? :D

No idea tbh, its a money scam imo

true that. which is why I'm not doing anything.

Single by the 15th, 10 to 1 odds.

[Danr]

Ads, cook her some dinner, bottle of wine. Roberts your fathers brother.

[wobble_vtr]

true that. which is why I'm not doing anything.

Single by the 15th, 10 to 1 odds.

hahaha

[Luke]

Ages away yet....

[Barry123]

Ads, cook her some dinner, bottle of wine. Roberts your fathers brother.

Microwave pizza and a bottle vimto ftw

[Luke]

Microwave pizza and a bottle vimto ftw

Fanta and White Wine instead Sayer?

[Danr]

Microwave pizza and a bottle vimto ftw

Microwave pizza, bottle of lambrini and a orange fanta.

[wobble_vtr]

Microwave pizza, bottle of lambrini and a orange fanta.

somebodys splashing out lol

[Barry123]

Fanta and White Wine instead Sayer?

no no no my child, only comes out for special occasions.

[Luke]

no no no my child, only comes out for special occasions.

So Trax is more important than Valentines Day?

Good man :D

[Barry123]

So Trax is more important than Valentines Day?

Good man :D

having a good scratch of my knakers is more important to me than valentines day. There is no single day that is shitter than Valentines.




Fuck Valentines.


:)

[Luke]

having a good scratch of my knakers is more important to me than valentines day. There is no single day that is shitter than Valentines.

Fuck Valentines.

:)

All money making ploys.

Mothers, Fathers, Grandparents days the lot!!

[Barry123]

This is why I'm actually hated by all those close to me :cool:

[Luke]

This is why I'm actually hated by all those close to me :cool:

Next you'll be saying you don't do birthdays...?

[djrem]

Next you'll be saying you don't do birthdays...?

Better do fucking birthdays.
Only reason im having a countdown in my signature... Geez.

[shieldy]

big pink dildo lol,

[AdamW]

New York for 5 days

[Craddock]

~ redtube.com ...

so good. new GHDs thinking

[bpm]

Just asked the girlfriend what she wanted, expecting a meal out together or something. No such luck, shed like a weekend in Paris!

[djrem]

Just asked the girlfriend what she wanted, expecting a meal out together or something. No such luck, shed like a weekend in Paris!

Her new boyfriend can cater for it.
Come out with the lads instead and get some hookers... x

[smiith]

Im gona get my lass a pearl necklace...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png/180px-Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png

[djrem]

Im gona get my lass a pearl necklace...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png/180px-Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png

I love wikipedia...

[smiith]

I love wikipedia...

dont we all?

[Prickle]

aww, you and your hand must get on really well. may i suggest some hand cream insted of a bear? haha jokes! :DXXXX

Phaha :D

[Roj]

Underwear and flowers :drink:

[djrem]

Underwear and flowers :drink:

Why? she smell?

[Roj]

Why? she smell?

Yeh, like flowers

[JC-Furio]

Got an Argos value toaster for her birthday in Nov, safe to say I don't have to worry about valentines.

[Prickle]

Thongs and dildo :drink:

Thats different :D

[Steve]

Im gona get my lass a pearl necklace...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png/180px-Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png

epic lolz

[Roj]

Thongs and Dildo :drink:

My favourites :D

Hopefully your bf will get them for you

[Prickle]

Hopefully your bf will get them for you

Phaha, i love it when people bite back :D

previous post a Joke btw ;)

[Roj]

Phaha, i love it when people bite back :D

previous post a Joke btw ;)

lol no waiiii;)

[stompin-sarah]

im going raving at lester(i cant spell it!) university!!!

[WilsonWC]

Got an Argos value toaster for her birthday in Nov, safe to say I don't have to worry about valentines.


massive lol

[Prickle]

im going raving at Leicester(i cant spell it!) university!!!

Corrected spelling ;)

Raving :zainy:

[stompin-sarah]

Corrected spelling ;)

Raving :zainy:

lol thanks john :y::p

[Saxo_Steveo]

Got a footy tournament :y::drink:

[dobbo_1]

Corrected spelling ;)

Raving :zainy:

bet you had to google it:P

mines getting a few drinks down her neck then its sexytime lmao:P

[dynebaruk]

I'll worry about valentines day next month, I'm still recovering from christmas.

[Bally]

I dont get paid till the week after so im just gonna cook her dinner with the ingredients shes gonna buy for me, then let the nite flow from there!!

[bullit]

another cheap one for me

[Prickle]

bet you had to google it:P



Nope lol ;)

[girlracer1597]

Im thinking about getting him an exhaust for his bike and i want a new induction kit for the saxo.

[stinkycheese]

a kick in the fanny

[Shellz]

I'm stuck on what to get the boyfriend. Got a few idea's!
x

[Prickle]

a kick in the fanny

what :S

[dobbo_1]

thats what he is getting his bird god get with it

[Prickle]

thats what he is getting his bird god get with it

lol, "oh yeah im going to kick my lasses fanny in" :S

New to me i suppose :panic:

[dobbo_1]

think it was one of those things called a joke

[dannyboy2005]

Im gona get my lass a pearl necklace...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png/180px-Sexuality_pearl_necklace_small.png

That made me laugh so hard my stomach is all achey!

[Prickle]

think it was one of those things called a joke

Ok, baffled me tbh :oops:

[HollyAnne]

I have no idea what I'm getting for the fella, maybe something from Beverbrooks...or a weekend away? I dunno...Ive done the cookie for our first year and last year i did a bag of naughty stuff...this year I really dont know what to do x

[Mitchell]

Im thinking about getting him an exhaust for his bike and i want a new induction kit for the saxo.

lol an exhaust for valentines day?

[Anthony]

lol an exhaust for valentines day?

i'd rather get an exhaust than some cheesy valentines gift :P

[5AMBO]

Im taking her to the theatre and then a hotel in london.

[eoey]

me and my best mate are bringing my missus and his missus to galway for the week end

gangbang ftw

[djrem]

me and my best mate are bringing my missus and his missus to galway for the week end

gangbang ftw

Hi-Five sex is the best sex.
Also, gentle cruising conversations, "So did you see the tits on the new girl at work?"

[eoey]

Hi-Five sex is the best sex.
Also, gentle cruising conversations, "So did you see the tits on the new girl at work?"

lol:clapping:

[Kelly]

I know what I want to get Jay but it's finding the time to go shopping without him. Good job I have a week off in Feb so I can sort it then

[Amiee]

I actually hate valentines day. because usually end up getting blind drunk with mates because were all sad and have no one to actually share it with :P

Being a saturday this year makes it even better as I dont have to go into work hanging! :)

[MarkyG]

Give her a good rodgering, get some roses for her, then go to work. Got bloody bowling tournaments on and cant get out of the shifts for love nor money :( gonna be a nice 24hr weekend again!!