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Peejous
16th January 2009, 11:20
Just had an email round at work:


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From: Mike Ball
Sent: 16 January 2009 11:18
To: CPW Birmingham On-Site Staff
Subject: Toilet Training.....
Importance: High


Could the friend(s) of humanity that use the urinals for chewing gum disposal (or temporary storage?) please cease and desist. Someone (more often than not Jayne or Sheryll) has to fish it out with their fingers so please show a bit of consideration.

While on the subject of toilets, can anyone explain why we keep finding empty milk bottles in the traps on the 1st floor? (There may be a prize for the most amusing explanation).

Seriously though, the cleaners work like nutters trying to keep the commodes clean in this office, please help them out by looking after the facilities and reporting any problems ASAP.

Cheers

Someone give me the best answer to the bold text...
Clouds_mate
16th January 2009, 11:21
Goatse
shooorn94
16th January 2009, 11:38
Why do you have "traps" on your first floor? What are you trying to keep out...? :zainy:
Amiee
16th January 2009, 11:42
Lol subject - Toilet Training hahah
johnny_vts
16th January 2009, 11:43
Someone wanting some form of George Michael-esque "toilet fun" with the milkman, using the bottles as enticement?
frankie
16th January 2009, 11:43
how the would a milk bottle fit in a trap :S
Yates
16th January 2009, 11:53
just send them a link to the guy that shoves a glass jar up his ass

suggest thats what you have been doing with the milk bottles
Peejous
16th January 2009, 11:55
just send them a link to the guy that shoves a glass jar up his ass

suggest thats what you have been doing with the milk bottles

Thankyou Matthew
ukbaldy
16th January 2009, 12:06
are the milk bottles gold or silver tops?? lol
ukbaldy
16th January 2009, 12:09
oh....can anyone explain why you always see those pineapple chunks in mens urinals??either i'm gettin older or they are losing their taste these days!!!....eww!!
djrem
16th January 2009, 12:24
bottleguy.com or something i think it is.
bit not safe for work.......
Peejous
16th January 2009, 12:27
bottleguy.com or something i think it is.
bit not safe for work.......

Matts on about the other video though when the dude uses a jar and it breaks.

Fully sick (in a bad way)
djrem
16th January 2009, 12:29
Matts on about the other video though when the dude uses a jar and it breaks.

Fully sick (in a bad way)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
You cant send that round an office.
Thats like wanking over your own P45
liamk15
16th January 2009, 13:35
could be filming the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup....2 guys one milk bottle.
Quick
16th January 2009, 21:35
Why the bottles are there

http://crazy-frankenstein.com/pictures-files/funny-x-ray-pictures_files/coca-cola-x-ray.jpg
stinkycheese
16th January 2009, 21:42
1 man 1 cup. so so wrong
Jaytee
16th January 2009, 22:19
Matts on about the other video though when the dude uses a jar and it breaks.

Fully sick (in a bad way)

i demand link.
stinkycheese
16th January 2009, 22:39
its on efukt called 1 man 1 cup iirc