Template Letter to Inform Neighbours of Noise

[djrem]

Would like to inform my neighbours they aren't sleeping tomorrow night or sunday morning.

Anyone got a decent start/template for a letter that i can put together and poke through some doors?

Cheers in advance

x

edit. found some.

Dear Neighbors,
My name is _____ at _______street. I wanted to let you know on ____ I will be having an event at my home which will require me to use some extra parking, and there will be a dj and music. I wanted to apologise in advance for any disturbance, and assure you this will not be a regular occourance. Thank-you in advance for your understanding. I truely apologise for any inconvenience, and will make every effort to keep things reasonable. Kind Regards ___

Dear Neighbor,

In celebration of my 21st birthday I will be holding a get together (dont say party), at my house. I just wanted to inform you in advance that it may become a little noisy with the festivities that are to take place. I will do my best to keep the sound down to a minimum as I will keep the music volume low, have crowd control, etc. If anything was to get out of control it will be taken care of as I respect the neighborhoods peace and quiet. Thank you so much for understanding!

[CurtSD]

Sorry but not on topic but reminded me of wedding reception had at our house once. Wedding was medieval themed, everyone dressed as knights and everything was amazing. Had some letters to give to neighbours about lunatics in costumes just to warn them but never posted them so would of been good to see there faces when they saw us all lol :P

[cj_99]

dont put crowd control makes it sound like there will be trouble lol,
Invite them so they know the score :)

[Luke]

Hahaha!

Either way Rem, it's going to annoy them ;)

[djrem]

dont put crowd control makes it sound like there will be trouble lol,
Invite them so they know the score :)

My neighbors are all old and wrinkly or mega lazy and will actually drive to ours...

I dont want them to actually turn up.
Especially as its a pool party thing.
Gross. Wet, Wrinkly. Shit. Im hard.

Best Idea. Ever...

[VTEC-Saxo]

Either way Rem, it's going to annoy them ;)
Like his presence doesnt already.

[Pieface]

Explain its your 21st, more likely to understand than just a random party.

[djrem]

Like his presence doesnt already.

Aren't avatars supposed to represent their user?
Mines me and a girl laughing. Seemed fitting.
Is your avatar a swan like penis, on its side?
http://www.saxperience.com/images/avatars/animal_swan.jpg


Give us a hug Vtec. :hug:
2009 could be the year we tie the knot. x

[Craddock]

Top one, but add in it's your 21st mate

[VTEC-Saxo]

Aren't avatars supposed to represent their user?
Mines me and a girl laughing. Seemed fitting.
Is your avatar a swan like penis, on its side?
http://www.saxperience.com/images/avatars/animal_swan.jpg


Give us a hug Vtec. :hug:
2009 could be the year we tie the knot. x

Lmao, mark51 keeps changin my picture because its "classed as porn"
Ill change it to one more fitting for you my dear :)

[djrem]

Lmao, mark51 keeps changin my picture because its "classed as porn"
Ill change it to one more fitting for you my dear :)

LOL
I <3 IT. x

Is that off one of my youtube videos? x

[Luke]

Edited.

[VTEC-Saxo]

LOL
I <3 IT. x

Is that off one of my youtube videos? x

Lool thought you would :) i went onto youtube n everything for that evan used a high class program called ms paint :P wen we gettin married :)

[djrem]

Lool thought you would :) i went onto youtube n everything for that evan used a high class program called ms paint :P wen we gettin married :)

£2.7m x

[VTEC-Saxo]

might keep it up ther for a while tbh cba to change it, you no i love you :)

[djrem]

might keep it up ther for a while tbh cba to change it, you no i love you :)

Its bigger than that swan thing.
End of the day, thats all that matters... x

[Stickyjam]

Dear Neighbors,
My name is _____ at _______street. I wanted to let you know on ____ I will be having an event at my home which will require me to use some extra parking, and there will be a dj and music. I wanted to apologise in advance for any disturbance, and assure you this will not be a regular occourance. Thank-you in advance for your understanding. I truely apologise for any inconvenience, and will make every effort to keep things reasonable. Kind Regards ___


is better... the other mentions youll keep the music down, pure lies.

[SAJosh]

Dear all neighboring residents,

I shall be holding a social gathering for my 21st birthday on ##/##/####, the event is to be fuelled by booze, hot chicks and spicy food. It is in your best interests to keep your children and pets locked up at this time, and remove any valuables from the street.

I understand it may be far back in time, but, believe it or not - You was once young. Therefore I would appreciate your kindest co-operation for this one off event.

P.s This is not an invite, curtain twitching will be dealt with by security.

Regards,
Number ##

[djrem]

Cheers Team (Y)

[Peejous]

Dear ppl ov (insert road name),

im havin a prty, ur nt invtd. Plz do nt ring teh door bell or nok teh door we will nt ansa.

I wudnt evn botha ringin teh fuzz 2 b honest, bcos i av alredy let dem no bout dis n dey dnt mind jus mek sure we is dun by 1am (we wnt hactualy be dun bt we is gona turn da muziq down an ting)

Plz also tink b4 u mek n e atemptz 2 shut us dwn or im gona sting yo.

Dis is mi prty not urs dont test me blud

DJ Rem.

[djrem]

Dear ppl ov (insert road name),

im havin a prty, ur nt invtd. Plz do nt ring teh door bell or nok teh door we will nt ansa.

I wudnt evn botha ringin teh fuzz 2 b honest, bcos i av alredy let dem no bout dis n dey dnt mind jus mek sure we is dun by 1am (we wnt hactualy be dun bt we is gona turn da muziq down an ting)

Plz also tink b4 u mek n e atemptz 2 shut us dwn or im gona sting yo.

Dis is mi prty not urs dont test me blud

DJ Rem.

How did you get that off of my machine?!
Have you got a keylogger?!
Fuck i knew not to get the new msn?!
No Seriously Peej. Not Funny? Whered you get my fucking password for my laptop from...
I luv it ere. x

[hellonpluto]

You spelt neighboUr wrong

[djrem]

You spelt neighboUr wrong

raeli?

[liamk15]

ill have a tenna on the party being closed down by 1 to1.30 am.

[Peejous]

raeli?

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Lolchair-6339.jpg

[djrem]

ill have a tenna on the party being closed down by 1 to1.30 am.

We have afternoon tea with the village policeman darling.
He's already given his extra scone*



*Not really, we gave him some money to go to another village for a bit. Preferably one with a lock in.