Will i get nicked

[Tony_Jay86]

If a give 4 11 year olds a slap around the back of there heads?

Little cunts are running round the streets with rather large stones & throwing them at peoples windows, just heard a rite loud bang & it shit me up, its not my window tho, luckily, i mite just have to go & stand outside my house for a while & collar them if i see them throwing more stones

[mike_obuk]

dunno, but it would be wrth the risk the little bastards!

[sillysammysnail]

slap em go on! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Tony_Jay86]

Just going to have this fag & then go on a little walk with my dog & see if i can find them & see if they are throwing stones at other windows, what do they teach kids at schools nowa days, how to throw stones at windows or are they just trying to be chavs, chavs will never rule or take over around here, theres to many people that hate them

[sillysammysnail]

jus get dog to bark at them, put the shits up them!

[Tony_Jay86]

lol, wish my dog would do that, but she's way to soft the soft little shit, be rite if i had my mates boxer tho

[mike_obuk]

set up a camera to watch your car or summin, then take it to the police. then they can be given their very first asbo! (if they dont have some already!)

[sillysammysnail]

they probably have asbos already! where i used to live there were always little kids makin hassle of everythin, drinkin and just generally being... if you say anythin it gets worse, if you leave it they'll get bored but it takes a while! why dont they jus get to bloody bed!

[Jungle_Jim]

that wont work lol chav's thinks ASBO's are some sort of qualification smileys/smiley17.gif

[sillysammysnail]

yeah, applyin for a job:
employer:
'what your qualifications?'
chav:
'well, i have 2 gcses and an ASBO smileys/smiley14.gif '

[Yates]

chase after them and kick there legs so they go flyin

or better still, pick up the stones and throw them at the chavs

[Tony_Jay86]

Just got back in, no sign of them wotsoever, they must have gone to bed now.

I came accross 3 skateboarders & just at the top of my street 4 chavs, think they were rolling a spliff or somthing.

Nah, no need to get camera's on the car, if owlt happens to it, or any of the other 3 vehicles on my drive or to the house then matters will be taken into mine, my dads & my bro's hands if anyhting happens, i only rang the police once & thats when i got wacked on my door step by 1 guy & my mate had 2 others on him, but i wrapped a hollow metal bar round 1 of the guys head & they threw a brick at me which missed me & 1 hit my front door putting the glass threw, but didnt press charges as i didnt want the coppers to know about the metal bar.

Most people say approah chavs with care, thats different around here, mind you, they arnt as many around here & this is quite a good area, i know exactly what chavs are like & what there scared of & i know what its like to be 1

[sillysammysnail]

not too bad then if there aint that many, around here there are loads! especially if ya go into centre of town, wanna chav boyz everwhere! they all be like ERE BOI! oh no! what a shame!

[Yates]

jsu get ur mates together, ul b able to kick the lil shits all over

[Tony_Jay86]

Wots that refering to yatesy, the 1 where i got smacked on my door step?

Well, i did just that mate, they shat there kecks & i see the 1 who smacked me now & again & he's sound with me now, & the excuse the guys used was *we used to be kids then* & iam like wtf, your 21 for christ sake, grow up.

[addictedtosax]

im plannin a little ambush myself on a local ned, the one hu broke my wing mirror, all i have to do is wait til he's on his own....

[Tony_Jay86]

Get a car full of lads & just keep driving past him, or if he's with his mates then get a few tools in the back just incase, if you drive past them slowly they will start to shit them selves, aslong as there isnt like 10 of them.

EDIT- This would work out best if your mate had a car with tinted windows so they dont know who it is

[Yates]

nah on bout lil chavs, also applys to ones that hit u, they think they are ten men til they see u by urself or with mates n they leg it

[Tony_Jay86]

Yep thats spot on yatesy, they walk around like the own the town till you show them your not scared & they decide to find the nearest back alley

[saxx]

lol, wish my dog would do that, but she's way to soft the soft little shit, be rite if i had my mates boxer tho

your mate trained it to b feirce then?

cos ours is soft as poo!

[addictedtosax]

well i aint had the chance to get near this guy yet because he keeps himself surrounded with his "young team", and no joke its about 30 of em. but seriously i know were he lives...not long now hehe smileys/smiley16.gif

[VTaaRon]

we have this ally down the back of our house leads to where we park our cars chavs used to smoke down there one day my dad was walking down there and saw one and told them to clear of the chave said who the fuck are you my dad being 6ft 3 in the army and built like a tank picked him up and threw him never smoke down there anymore or touch the cars for that

[Tony_Jay86]

Saxx, my mate is a bit of a bullshitter, he says its an american boxer, then he said he took it to the vets & they told him it was a american bulldog smileys/smiley5.gif , to me it looks like its a boxer but with a fucked up nose.

Be carefull with boxers tho as they are skitzophrenic & can snap at any time even if they are a soft family pet, oh & they dont live rite long, dont take my word on that tho as thats what ive read on the net somewhere, wether its 100% true, i dont know.

Ryan, thats some serious shit mate, aslong as you do it carefully & he doesnt know it is you then your alright, but if he finds out its you, god save ya mate, dont forget, dont do it single handed as he may just pull out a knife

[Tony_Jay86]

Lol, respect to your dad mate, stood his ground

[VTaaRon]

yeah we got a hose installed in the garden now and every now and again they try their luck and end up going home soaking!

[Tony_Jay86]

Hahahaha class, i bet they aint happy about that then

[VTaaRon]

not with the weather at the moment theyll freeze in their burbery and nickelson crap

[Tony_Jay86]

Saxx, looks like my mates dog is a american bulldog after all, looks very similar to some of the pictures i found on google, they aint a rite frendly dog, its been going for every1 who walked past us 2nite, its a dodgy dog, he got it free off someone & i think he stole it, the guy leaves the dog in the back garden day & night, now how sad is that, not even a kennel either

[Tony_Jay86]

They'll be out with the big bomber jackets soon then, the 1's which they got there mummies to stitch burberry on the back of

[VTaaRon]

yeah like the original chaves had with nafnaf on the back and mr spliff

[Tony_Jay86]

Just a quick question, is rockport seen as a chavish make?

[oz_borne]

god knows.

slapping an 11 year old is never good. Just remember is you can see them on a 'daily' basis, they can see you. And this will cause reprocussions (sp)

smileys/smiley14.gif

[Tony_Jay86]

Very true, but they still shouldnt be doing what they have been & the only way to knock some sence into them is a right good ol slap round the lug hole