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bullit
30th January 2009, 20:24
on the cards atm is natasha kaplinski the news presenter

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/tv_totty/img_5.jpg

please tell me yours and please post pics

AlexR
30th January 2009, 20:25
You have strange taste!

Ryan
30th January 2009, 20:25
haha have you been talking to yates recently elliot?

Dr_Lee
30th January 2009, 20:26
Can you get an unfit milf?

Isn't a milf fit by definition?

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

bullit
30th January 2009, 20:27
no lol

alex, dont be gay

bullit
30th January 2009, 20:28
Can you get an unfit milf?

Isn't a milf fit by definition?

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

lol. personal preference i suppose

Dr_Lee
30th January 2009, 20:30
nice title edit....

Mr_X
30th January 2009, 20:30
there are milf i would fuck, but i wouldnt say they were fit.

OLLYVTS
30th January 2009, 20:31
Shes not a milf!!

She looks more like a gifl.

Ryan
30th January 2009, 20:34
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8733/perry0002yt5.jpg

VTEC-Saxo
30th January 2009, 20:37
is that the woman off gadget show ?

bullit
30th January 2009, 20:38
your a miserable lot, saxp has gone down hill. i hate you

Furio_Matt
30th January 2009, 20:39
http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00870/35/02/870192053_l.jpg

matt_vtr_15
30th January 2009, 20:39
here are my top 3, in no particular order as they are so damn hot!!!!!

http://inadvisable.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/goody.jpg


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/30/article-1023053-016CFC0000000578-199_468x645.jpg

http://dirt.la/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-is-ugly.jpg

3cott
30th January 2009, 20:41
ginner milf hummmmmmmmmm

some get more pics up an a poll going;)

bullit
30th January 2009, 20:42
heres a beaut


http://www.peoplecorporation.org/post_images/5328_old-women.jpg

Luke
30th January 2009, 20:42
Hahaha!

Yeah, that's the lass from gadget show.

3cott
30th January 2009, 20:42
http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00870/35/02/870192053_l.jpg
thats just sick

bullit
30th January 2009, 20:43
ive been knobing a 43 year old recently. thick im gonna hang my cock up from her though, bit old lol

Furio_Matt
30th January 2009, 20:45
ive been knobing a 4 year old recently. thick im gonna hang my cock up from her though, bit old lol

Fixed.

stinkycheese
30th January 2009, 20:48
i love saxp for this. fuck big brake conversions, 4-2-1 manifolds and VTEC_Saxo, grannys in swimwear and a peek at jade goodies gash is why i log on everyday!

Ryan
30th January 2009, 20:49
nothing wrong with banging a 43 year old,

if its still tight keep pumping away

3cott
30th January 2009, 20:49
ive been knobing a 43 year old recently. thick im gonna hang my cock up from her though, bit old lolwhy?

ive was knobing a 47 year old befor i met my wife

stinkycheese
30th January 2009, 20:49
Fixed. :clapping:

VTEC-Saxo
30th January 2009, 20:50
id bang suzi perry

Furio_Matt
30th January 2009, 20:55
id bang suzi perry

Funny you should say that because I was just browsing the UKTVpresenters forum and Suzi Perry made a thread saying she would bang VTEC_saxo :o

Ryan
30th January 2009, 20:56
Funny you should say that because I was just browsing the UKTVpresenters forum and Suzi Perry made a thread saying she would bang VTEC_saxo :o

i think that his bang is different to hers though ;)

Chr15
30th January 2009, 21:01
This should be stickied, just like my keyboard.

HollyAnne
30th January 2009, 21:47
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06_01/davina_304x337.jpg

on behalf of the fella :) x

Mk1VTR
30th January 2009, 21:56
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06_01/davina_304x337.jpg

on behalf of the fella :) x

davina is feckin sexy as hell!
good call mate!:y:

Predator_R32
30th January 2009, 22:19
Britney spears for sure :y:

Fredward
30th January 2009, 22:30
There are loads!! Here's a couple off the top of my head, having a bit of a mental block atm.

Vorders
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/vordermananton_228x417.jpg

Claire Sweeny
http://www.spavox.com/magazine/issue03/img/claire_sweeney.jpg

Used to love having a mid morning shuffle over 60 minute makeover, back in the lazy student days..

peebee
30th January 2009, 22:34
I dont know about some of the other lot you've been posting pics of lol but natasha kaplinski for the win! Hell ye baby!

craig180
30th January 2009, 22:38
Susanna Reid for me please...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_04/1ReidRUCK_468x347.jpg

Sharky-VTR
30th January 2009, 22:41
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj200/matty999/Eva20Longoria.jpg

:fcuk::fcuk: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peebee
30th January 2009, 23:14
There are loads!! Here's a couple off the top of my head, having a bit of a mental block atm.

Vorders
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/vordermananton_228x417.jpg

Claire Sweeny
http://www.spavox.com/magazine/issue03/img/claire_sweeney.jpg

Used to love having a mid morning shuffle over 60 minute makeover, back in the lazy student days..


Dude, just noticed this, you have class! Gotta love the Vorders! :y:

jim333
30th January 2009, 23:20
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u98/jimsri/demi_moore_biography.jpg

:y::y::y::hug:

peebee
30th January 2009, 23:27
Could be showing my age here, but whos she?

OLLYVTS
30th January 2009, 23:31
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj200/matty999/Eva20Longoria.jpg

:fcuk::fcuk: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has got to be the best looking milf for sure.

Yummy mummy.

Chr15
30th January 2009, 23:33
http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/photos/uncategorized/rachel_hunter.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/425204~Nell-McAndrew-Posters.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00385/Myleene_Klass_385574a.jpg
http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Michelle-Marsh-2656x3992-1138kb-media-1769-media-111888-1169067905.jpg
http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/g/girls/Kate_Garraway.jpg
http://www.emarketingmag.com/B2_Korea/T3/News9A_3.jpg
http://www.katebeckinsalegallery.com/images/katebeckinsaleWallpaper/katebeckinsale-full1280/kate-beckinsale30.jpg
http://www.mansized.co.uk/images/dynamic/8f70939466e537d125e22ed555a7da49.jpg
http://www.kimcm.dk/4fun/hotornot/Images/ShaniaTwain.jpg
http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jennifer-lopez.jpg

Fredward
30th January 2009, 23:55
Lots of them a bit young to be MILFs in my eyes, but great none the less.

Graeme
31st January 2009, 00:11
Lots of them a bit young to be MILFs in my eyes, but great none the less.

I don't think you understand what a MILF is by that comment

Milf doesn't mean old!

Claire sweeny is fit as fook

That colleen Nolan ain't that bad either

Chr15
31st January 2009, 00:21
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6328/519/1600/430142/claire_sweeney_legs_6.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6328/519/1600/69123/claire_sweeney_legs_4.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6328/519/1600/378524/claire_sweeney_legs_2.jpg

And just for Graeme
http://www.starmonitor.com/A_Porto/C2/News8_4.jpg

EDIT: You name it, Ill get it from a variety of sources ;)

Fredward
31st January 2009, 01:15
I don't think you understand what a MILF is by that comment

Milf doesn't mean old!

Claire sweeny is fit as fook

That colleen Nolan ain't that bad either

Yes, okay, I knew this was coming.. By definition a MILF is a woman who has a child, but if a fit 16 year old had a kid, is that really a MILF? Not in my books! :wink:

dannyboycov1991
31st January 2009, 01:43
Yes, okay, I knew this was coming.. By definition a MILF is a woman who has a child, but if a fit 16 year old had a kid, is that really a MILF? Not in my books! :wink:



yh 16 is well old to be a mum, especially at this day in age,

Mochachino
31st January 2009, 01:50
i dont know any milfs, know a few Gilfs though.

ben_glen
31st January 2009, 01:56
http://www.katebeckinsalegallery.com/images/katebeckinsaleWallpaper/katebeckinsale-full1280/kate-beckinsale30.jpg



wow! :hug::hug:

Prickle
31st January 2009, 10:42
Sexy thread :D

Chr15
31st January 2009, 10:53
Sexy thread :D

Pics or gtfo

Prickle
31st January 2009, 10:56
Pics or gtfo

Il google than edit this post ;)

Edit; she is sexy! i found some nsfw ones but i stopped myself from uploading them ;)

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll70/saxox/gmk.jpg

lewy
31st January 2009, 11:35
stop uploading pictures of my family!!! its very distressing for me. :(

Prickle
31st January 2009, 11:36
stop uploading pictures of my family!!! its very distressing for me. :(

Pictures or GTFO :P

(not of your family btw ;)

Mark_Jordan
31st January 2009, 11:41
id hang out the back of it like a half bourne calf

Anushka101
31st January 2009, 13:08
Kate Garraway

http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/ontv/FWord/series4/episode_2/gallery/f_word_episode_2_gallery_02--gt_full_width_landscape.jpg

-Eddy-
1st February 2009, 17:32
great thread tbh!

saxovtsmad
1st February 2009, 17:57
i think natasha kaplinski id luverly

Jojobunbun
1st February 2009, 18:00
Il google than edit this post ;)

Edit; she is sexy! i found some nsfw ones but i stopped myself from uploading them ;)

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll70/saxox/gmk.jpg

she is dog

djflipsaxo
1st February 2009, 18:02
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj200/matty999/Eva20Longoria.jpg

:fcuk::fcuk: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is one lady i fancy the hell out of.
yes lads charlotte fancies eva!
the fella knows it too.
angela jolie is my other fav :P:P

oh oh im a milf to
:P

Mitchell
1st February 2009, 18:08
oh oh im a milf to
:P

not without pics your not

djflipsaxo
1st February 2009, 18:10
not without pics your not

haha, only available pic is on profile....no more lol

Mitchell
1st February 2009, 18:11
haha, only available pic is on profile....no more lol

ive seen all your model ones anyway

djflipsaxo
1st February 2009, 18:12
?????????????

Jazz
1st February 2009, 18:12
not without pics your not

Was just going to say...

*awaits pics for factual varification*

Shellz
1st February 2009, 18:16
ive been knobing a 43 year old recently. thick im gonna hang my cock up from her though, bit old lol

Lol! :clapping::P

666
1st February 2009, 18:32
theres only 1 milf

salma hayek

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp99/6666969/salma-hayek-007-790486.jpg



end of, close thread

Bowey
1st February 2009, 18:43
Il google than edit this post ;)

Edit; she is sexy! i found some nsfw ones but i stopped myself from uploading them ;)

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll70/saxox/gmk.jpg

fuckin ell 10 pints job that 1

theres only 1 milf

salma hayek

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp99/6666969/salma-hayek-007-790486.jpg



end of, close thread


id hit that allday long

666
1st February 2009, 18:44
and you no this:y:

smiith
1st February 2009, 18:46
angelina jolie??

http://www.oktat.com/pictures/img/angelina_jolie_12.jpg

thought sooo

Bowey
1st February 2009, 18:54
angelina jolie??

http://www.oktat.com/pictures/img/angelina_jolie_12.jpg

thought sooo

deffo last about 2 seconds with her...a pump pump squirt job

djflipsaxo
1st February 2009, 18:54
oh yes angelina...hmmmmm :P:P

bullit
1st February 2009, 19:22
ive seen all your model ones anyway

;).....

Rob-6
1st February 2009, 19:30
suzie perry off the gadget show

EssexHoney
1st February 2009, 19:31
Il google than edit this post ;)

Edit; she is sexy! i found some nsfw ones but i stopped myself from uploading them ;)

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll70/saxox/gmk.jpg

Who is that?

Chr15
1st February 2009, 19:37
suzie perry off the gadget show

Does she have kids?

Rob-6
1st February 2009, 19:38
dunno lol

bullit
1st February 2009, 19:39
Who is that?

thats johns mum

EssexHoney
1st February 2009, 19:41
Calling your own mum sexy is kinda weird :P

danzman1991
1st February 2009, 19:45
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/brooke-burke/pictures/brooke-burke-picture-1.jpg

Brooke Burke

bullit
1st February 2009, 19:46
Calling your own mum sexy is kinda weird :P

thats john for you ;)

djflipsaxo
1st February 2009, 20:23
;).....

very funny lads....i hope you enjoyed
:P:P

V5J
1st February 2009, 21:01
ive fucked a milf, but she was only 26...

went in alright, but still impaled her with my massive penis ;)

Adum
1st February 2009, 22:06
The Hottest MILF ever!!!!

i'd do it every day with this outfit!!!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u58/AJ_VTS/img_3.jpg

xthedavidx
1st February 2009, 23:11
Haha, This thread is THE THREAD to be at. Lol! :)

HollyAnne
1st February 2009, 23:24
jessica alba phhhwwwwoooorrrrr! x

bullit
1st February 2009, 23:25
didnt know alba was a mum. id eat her shit

Chr15
1st February 2009, 23:27
Still not enough pictures tbh, mods should ban those who havnt contributed tbh

Mitchell
1st February 2009, 23:27
didnt know alba was a mum. id eat her shit

thats disgustin! id stir it and drink it through a straw so i dont get any on my teeth.

Rob_Furio7
1st February 2009, 23:44
this is the hottest milf this year. its the woman that does the national lottery

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/rob_furio7/jenni_falconer_45.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/rob_furio7/jenni71024x768.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/rob_furio7/jenni-falconer-daily-mirrors-pride-.jpg

Proffitt
1st February 2009, 23:48
The Hottest MILF ever!!!!


http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u58/AJ_VTS/img_3.jpg

Got to agree with you there Adum :y:


ive fucked a milf, but she was only 26...

went in alright, but still impaled her with my massive penis ;)

Ahhh thats nice to know....fool! :n:

wobble_vtr
1st February 2009, 23:49
national lottery is getting watched from now on!! she is hot as in that second pic!!

VTRelite
10th February 2009, 23:52
gotta be anastacia :D:D

shaunyboy
11th February 2009, 00:22
patsy kensit wud get 1 haha :y:

VTRelite
11th February 2009, 00:42
milfs are easy - try finding some GILFs lol

Andy-Lee
11th February 2009, 00:51
This thread is making me nurse a semi:oops:

LSOfreak
11th February 2009, 01:09
thats johns mum

this threads so funny

Dave89
11th February 2009, 04:07
Tbh Jessica alba is the one :y:

Taylor86
11th February 2009, 09:05
http://www.katebeckinsalegallery.com/images/katebeckinsaleWallpaper/katebeckinsale-full1280/kate-beckinsale30.jpg

:hug: YES PLEASE :hug:

betty02
11th February 2009, 09:28
http://www.mustardonthehedge.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cheryl_cole.jpg

http://www.starkgossip.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cheryl_cole.jpg

Lozza_vtr
11th February 2009, 09:45
Mmmmmmmm, Courteney Cox for me.

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/c/courtney_cox-5049.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/courtney-cox/pictures/courtney-cox-picture-1.jpg

Yum. :y:

Liam
11th February 2009, 10:10
http://estb.msn.com/i/18/542DBAD173123ECA6382BCBE35886.jpg
I know only one of them is a mum, but i dont actually care. YUM!!

wiggyk1
11th February 2009, 10:14
I can not believe no one put Nelly Furtado!! She is well hot!!

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z7/aniston_lims/nelly-furtado-1024x768-26321.jpg

hellonpluto
11th February 2009, 10:36
Ahhh she'll do

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/milf.jpg

Theres some crackers in this persons photobucket...

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/

Taylor86
11th February 2009, 10:54
Lmao at above pic :)

CooperVTR
11th February 2009, 11:33
lol hes taken a picture of some bird on his tv!
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/Picture.jpg

Chris
11th February 2009, 12:02
Kate Beckinsale

dannyboy2005
11th February 2009, 17:55
Supprised this isn't been said yet:

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Karen-Jackson--Maguire--shameless-408394_500_753.jpg

OLLYVTS
11th February 2009, 18:00
Supprised this isn't been said yet:

Maybe becuase she looks like a pig.;)

Andy-Lee
11th February 2009, 22:21
Nothing a paper bag can't solve:y:

stinkycheese
11th February 2009, 22:26
half of those arent 'milfs' though. i know a 15year old with a daughter, doesnt make her a milf. got to be 40+. its the rules

fossie
11th February 2009, 22:26
Just been looking at this, got a couple of images stores in the wank bank for laters............

bullit
11th February 2009, 22:30
any dilfs knocking about?

stinkycheese
11th February 2009, 22:31
any dilfs knocking about?

eh? elaboration is needed

Chr15
11th February 2009, 22:32
d = daughters?

bullit
11th February 2009, 22:33
dads....

stinkycheese
11th February 2009, 22:33
i knew you was a :homme:

gav1513
11th February 2009, 22:34
gotta be anastacia :D:D

yes please!!! :clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping:

fossie
11th February 2009, 22:37
Id shag a barbers floor, couldnt care less as long as its legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bullit
11th February 2009, 22:39
i knew you was a :homme:

pmed..

stinkycheese
11th February 2009, 22:39
legal-ish

Mitchell
11th February 2009, 22:39
maverick is a dilf

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/artman2/uploads/1/tom-cruise_2.jpg

stinkycheese
11th February 2009, 22:40
pmed..

i hope its not pics of your knob

bullit
11th February 2009, 22:45
i hope its not pics of your knob

no its a pic of vtec

Chr15
11th February 2009, 22:48
So it is a pic of a knob then

stinkycheese
11th February 2009, 22:56
So it is a pic of a knob then

repage

deanomx206
11th February 2009, 23:07
fuk!!!!
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/2.jpg

stinkycheese
11th February 2009, 23:09
wow, that your mum? ^^^

deanomx206
11th February 2009, 23:13
no was a pic on that photobucket link

cj_99
11th February 2009, 23:24
How can jennifer lopez not be in here well she is now

http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/cj_909/jennifer_lopez_001.jpg

bullit
11th February 2009, 23:26
fuk!!!!
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/2.jpg

id roll her shit out and make cakes with it

Mitchell
11th February 2009, 23:27
looks like a guy with eyeliner on and a shaved ass

fossie
11th February 2009, 23:28
Nice bathroom tbh

bullit
11th February 2009, 23:31
looks like a guy with eyeliner on and a shaved ass

either way its a peach

Mitchell
11th February 2009, 23:36
either way its a peach

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/dina-lohan-funny-expression.jpg

Slammed_Posi_Vtr
11th February 2009, 23:42
Sarah Beeny?

Berg
11th February 2009, 23:45
http://www.celebguru.org/images/katie-price-jordan_2465.jpg

wouldnt turn down those badboys

Sophia_Bush
11th February 2009, 23:50
bullit rules for making this thread

hellonpluto
12th February 2009, 10:39
This ones good little train nsfw

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/girlsgu7.png

Taylor86
12th February 2009, 11:58
This ones good little train nsfw

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/girlsgu7.png

Very nice :clapping:

MR_N
12th February 2009, 11:59
Blonde at the front aint trying lol

saxo_scottish
12th February 2009, 12:05
this thread ftw, yummy yummy

shaunyboy
12th February 2009, 13:08
Forgot pammy

http://www.treehugger.com/pamela-anderson-picture-1.jpg

Mikey
12th February 2009, 13:51
fuk!!!!
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/2.jpg

shes awsome

pattersonvts
12th February 2009, 14:52
Shes not a milf!!

She looks more like a gifl.
i am loling

Mattt-VTR
12th February 2009, 15:00
Edwina Curry!

saxo_tom1234
12th February 2009, 15:29
fern n hollie HELLL YEE!!!

DONT FORGET nadine from girls aloud

OLLYVTS
12th February 2009, 15:51
Jennifer Nicole Lee

Now she is a milf and is a mother of 2.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t110/OLLYVTS/untitled-1.jpg

MR_N
12th February 2009, 15:58
All these milfs are great i admit, but dont you think it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Stewie quote ftw!!

Leedo
12th February 2009, 15:59
ne milf will do just dirty blond and easy :P so rely anyone but my choices are anistasia eminims mum on 8 mile (wtf) lol and ermmmmm if jenifer andison has a kid.

Prickle
12th February 2009, 16:04
Brittany murphy

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/brittanymurphy/brittany_murphy_21.jpg

Prickle
12th February 2009, 16:08
Who is that?

Cant remember.

thats johns mum

It isnt.

thats john for you ;)

Fool. :homme:

bark
12th February 2009, 16:22
http://www.noodad.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/christina-aguilera092207.jpg

Guess this one is only me then?

OLLYVTS
12th February 2009, 16:24
^^ Her baps look abit saggy for me.^^

bark
12th February 2009, 16:26
Well they're not going to be uber pert if she's popped a pup out are they?

I'd still motorboat them ...

Bowey
12th February 2009, 16:26
http://www.noodad.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/christina-aguilera092207.jpg

Guess this one is only me then?

no id fuckin love 2 lol

saxo_scottish
12th February 2009, 16:32
STIFFLERS MOM!! (aka jennifer coolidge)


http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww339/Saxo_Scottish/images-1.jpg

MR_N
12th February 2009, 16:33
http://www.noodad.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/christina-aguilera092207.jpg

Guess this one is only me then?
Love her, body is lush but that aside her face looks really pinup, gona have her face for a pinup tattoo on my leg

bullit
12th February 2009, 17:01
sarah beeny as mentioned. ill admit ive been sick over her

http://www.independenttalent.com/application/web/uploads/presenter/3/content/f26f8804b6650b68ff5d028e2af5c348.jpg

peebee
12th February 2009, 17:06
Bloody hell, this thread still going... For those who havent had the pleasure, MILF's aren't all there cracked up to be! MILF as in had children, you know what that intales??? lol Wizards Sleave comes to mind!:fcuk:

Bowey
12th February 2009, 17:11
sarah beeny as mentioned. ill admit ive been sick over her

http://www.independenttalent.com/application/web/uploads/presenter/3/content/f26f8804b6650b68ff5d028e2af5c348.jpg

yea id hit it

CC06NBA
12th February 2009, 17:17
stifflers mum all day!!!

SAJosh
12th February 2009, 17:25
ha if this is her first kiddie what cool timing... gave birth yesterday :P
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7884010.stm

http://www.djmick.co.uk/celebritygallery/12/aliking/alison_king%20(21).jpg
http://www.djmick.co.uk/celebritygallery/12/aliking/alison_king%20(16).jpg
http://www.djmick.co.uk/celebritygallery/12/aliking/alison_king%20(2).jpg
http://www.djmick.co.uk/celebritygallery/12/aliking/alison_king%20(14).jpg
http://www.djmick.co.uk/celebritygallery/12/aliking/alison_king.jpg

Alison king aka carla from coronation street ;D

Spanky
12th February 2009, 17:48
look through this whole thread and i am truly disgutsted that this beut is not up!!

(altho im not sure if she has actually had a bairn, who gives a toss :P )

Jakki Degg
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn166/Saxo_89/JakkiDegg.jpg
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn166/Saxo_89/JakkiDegg2.jpg

pwoooaaarrrrrr

id give my 3rd ball for this lady!!

stinkycheese
12th February 2009, 17:54
Bloody hell, this thread still going... For those who havent had the pleasure, MILF's aren't all there cracked up to be! MILF as in had children, you know what that intales??? lol Wizards Sleave comes to mind!:fcuk:

what about cesarean?

peebee
12th February 2009, 17:56
what about cesarean?

About what mate? :geek:

Prickle
12th February 2009, 17:56
Bloody hell, this thread still going... For those who havent had the pleasure, MILF's aren't all there cracked up to be! MILF as in had children, you know what that intales??? lol Wizards Sleave comes to mind!:fcuk:

So what lol, its +1. :P

stinkycheese
12th February 2009, 18:06
About what mate? :geek:


aint a wizards sleeve then

dannyboy2005
12th February 2009, 18:07
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8QbeuyUIXiY/SEcMvvSHriI/AAAAAAAAAAM/VOuWsuYOrC4/s320/NoWanking!.gif
Don't Do It, You Go Blind!

bullit
12th February 2009, 18:16
on a side note i shagged a girl with brittle bone disease the other week

she was right little cracker

dannyboy2005
12th February 2009, 18:19
on a side note i shagged a girl with brittle bone disease the other week

she was right little cracker

Pervert!

Prickle
12th February 2009, 18:20
on a side note i shagged a girl with brittle bone disease the other week

she was right little cracker

Lol, i bet she had a cracking moment afterwards . :D

dannyboy2005
12th February 2009, 18:37
Lol, i bet she had a cracking moment afterwards . :D

{Hits the symbols and Laughs}

stinkycheese
12th February 2009, 18:38
i touched a toddler...............

stinkycheese
12th February 2009, 18:39
*tumbleweed*

peebee
12th February 2009, 18:56
*tumbleweed*


You just went too far, thats wrong! :n:

charlie106
13th February 2009, 14:59
milfs have got bagpuss

gav1513
13th February 2009, 15:49
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/girlsgu7.png
is it just me or does it look like the brunette at the front is tryinng to suck the shit out of the other girl??

and stifflers mum f*ckin genius why i didnt think of her

bullit
13th February 2009, 16:44
great isnt it "lob"

Peejous
13th February 2009, 16:46
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/girlsgu7.png
is it just me or does it look like the brunette at the front is tryinng to suck the shit out of the other girl??

She's licking her ring man, you never done it?

It's like touching your tongue on a 9v battery. You know its wrong but you do it anyway

saxo_scottish
13th February 2009, 16:48
peejous you keep coming up with signatures, your a bad bad E-Thing

stinkycheese
13th February 2009, 16:49
She's licking her ring man, you never done it?

It's like touching your tongue on a 9v battery. You know its wrong but you do it anyway

:p im sig-ing that

gav1513
13th February 2009, 16:49
i think i may have to steal that 1 for sginature peejus

saxo_scottish
13th February 2009, 16:50
this is payback for the grommit int it gave, ok ok, you can have fiorst dibs on all the signatures

gav1513
13th February 2009, 16:52
yeh thats what it is haha now you dont owe me lol

stinkycheese
13th February 2009, 16:53
we cant have the same sig!! peej, say something witty, quick!

gav1513
13th February 2009, 16:54
lol hurry up peej people will think me n the cheeseman are lovers!!!

saxo_scottish
13th February 2009, 16:54
this is a signature like quote, its so good i used it as my signature, there you go guys, one fore you!!

gav1513
13th February 2009, 16:56
ahhh witty i like it, ill let you have that cheese lol

Spanky
13th February 2009, 16:58
Ok after a wickle think last night i changed my mind :D

This is my one and only "milf"

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn166/Saxo_89/sarah1.jpg

Wel..... she hasnt exactly had a bairn, will do one day though :P but she is a tad older than me.....

Mmmmmm see what tomorow brings ;) yum yum :D

Peejous
13th February 2009, 17:01
I'd hit her with a bus.

Spanky
13th February 2009, 17:01
hehe i no so would i peej :D :D

Like i said, see what tomorow brings, i might hit it lucky :P :P

Peejous
13th February 2009, 17:04
White text owns all.

Spanky
13th February 2009, 17:10
Ha, well your opinion is your opinion, its defo not mine though as i no otherwise ;)

Prickle
13th February 2009, 17:11
How old you and your lass saxo_89 ??

Anyways, another milf....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_95fJfjU6090/SRqJtzkdwcI/AAAAAAAAFkM/YQi-IbKHaiQ/s400/TinaOBrian23_844lo.jpg

Spanky
13th February 2009, 17:13
Im 19 and she is 21, nearly 22 though :)

hy do you ask john boy :D

bullit
13th February 2009, 17:14
Ha, well your opinion is your opinion, its defo not mine though as i no otherwise ;)

she looks like a chav mate :homme:

Prickle
13th February 2009, 17:14
Im 19 and she is 21, nearly 22 though :)

hy do you ask john boy :D

No reason. :)

Spanky
13th February 2009, 17:14
she looks like a chav mate :homme:

lol well she is abit "radge" i know that much myself.

Definatly not a chav though, thats a fact. Just lieks raving, just like me :D

Spanky
13th February 2009, 17:15
No reason. :)

lol ok mate

wana sell your back box btw? lol

Prickle
13th February 2009, 17:16
lol ok mate

wana sell your back box btw? lol

Nah lol, why you ask. ??

It spat a flame today lol. :D

stinkycheese
13th February 2009, 17:20
Nah lol, why you ask. ??

It spat a flame today lol. :D


how do you know?

delux
13th February 2009, 17:21
http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00870/35/02/870192053_l.jpg

Bannana , that is all

Prickle
13th February 2009, 17:21
how do you know?

Because i do, was driving on the main road and put it into second, a really loud pop, 2 people looked back and a mate stopped me and said there was a flame :oops:

Anyways whats that got to do with milfs lol.

Ste-88
13th February 2009, 17:23
because i do ok, overfuels a lot.

1.1 v8 ?

stinkycheese
13th February 2009, 17:23
oh ok :p

Spanky
13th February 2009, 17:24
Nah lol, why you ask. ??

It spat a flame today lol. :D

just im after a race back box.

Thinking of doing a swap for some alloys and my old back box as mony is tight.

Just really want one ha

Prickle
13th February 2009, 17:25
1.1 v8 ?

Lol :P

wasnt you driving?

re read my post dude, i no most people wont believe me, i dont care either.

bullit
13th February 2009, 17:26
i believe you john, your the best

Prickle
13th February 2009, 17:27
just im after a race back box.

Thinking of doing a swap for some alloys and my old back box as mony is tight.

Just really want one ha

Lol, they are worth the £££

Anyways, i do apoligise for the off topic bit.

Prickle
13th February 2009, 17:28
i believe you john, your the best

Lol, i no you really dont though. i was suprised tbh, being a silly 1.1 engine, one-off i suppose.

ShaneVtr
13th February 2009, 17:50
Im not sure if she has any sprogs, but shit yeah.

http://www.jawbonepodcast.com/blogpics/kate.jpg

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/evangelinelilly/evangeline_lilly_10.jpg

Chris91
13th February 2009, 19:45
9447
Straight up Fitty !

Shes hot:y:

saxo_tom1234
13th February 2009, 20:08
wot about duffy ? shes hot

shaunyboy
13th February 2009, 20:09
http://img.wallpaperstock.net:81/kara-tointon-wallpapers_7987_1152x864.jpg

dawn from eastenders ;)

VTRelite
15th February 2009, 02:04
lets get some style on this thread

Spanky
15th February 2009, 02:06
Im sorry but the picture above on the right looks like she has a thumb print for a face then some eyes and a mouth drawen on lol

Sorry but DEFO not to my taste lol

Plus the ribs are sticking out, YUCK

Chr15
15th February 2009, 10:17
Plus the ribs are sticking out, YUCK
Seen Nikkala Stott?

Mikey
15th February 2009, 10:18
some gash in this thread.

Mikey
15th February 2009, 10:21
wouldnt be right without this lady:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa133/mikeyvts/untitled-3.jpg

SaxOhdear
15th February 2009, 10:41
wouldnt be right without this lady:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa133/mikeyvts/untitled-3.jpg


I would honestly rather pull one off with a handful of sandpaper, than go anywhere near bum spice!

I have had better looking turd's tbh!

SaxOhdear
15th February 2009, 10:42
Kate Beckinsale ftfw!

Mikey
15th February 2009, 10:46
I would honestly rather pull one off with a handful of sandpaper, than go anywhere near bum spice!

I have had better looking turd's tbh!

you must be gay if you wouldnt tap that.

Tim_emm
15th February 2009, 10:47
i think the girl off my name is earl. the mouthy one and catolina r sexy. and the girl off joey. his sister. shes fittt

SaxOhdear
15th February 2009, 10:50
you must be gay if you wouldnt tap that.

Why must i be gay because i choose not to find someone attractive?

She's to skinny for one, i have an 11 year old labrador with better skin, and she comes across as a moody mare!

You only see the airbrushed poncy tart that media portray her to be!

mul_vts
15th February 2009, 14:06
LMAO MATT haha

Mikey
15th February 2009, 14:09
Why must i be gay because i choose not to find someone attractive?

She's to skinny for one, i have an 11 year old labrador with better skin, and she comes across as a moody mare!

You only see the airbrushed poncy tart that media portray her to be!

lmao.
you dont get it really do you.

im not on about marraige.

milfs are women you'd like to FCUK

Jazz
15th February 2009, 14:11
Yeah but posh looks like an airbrushed skeleton with tits. Have to admit, wouldn't be on my wishlist.

saxOhdear- kate beckinsale- now thats more like it...

Mikey
15th February 2009, 14:12
so you wouldnt fcuk her?

Jazz
15th February 2009, 14:15
so you wouldnt fcuk her?

Only with my eyes closed and if my jewels needed severe relieving :P

SaxOhdear
15th February 2009, 14:26
lmao.
you dont get it really do you.

im not on about marraige.

milfs are women you'd like to FCUK

Of course i get it, but it's not a Mother Id Like To F*ck!

I'd not want to marry / F*ck / Date / Posh at all!

The only good thing about her having a mouthfull of love weapon, is that at least you wont be able to hear her annoying voice, and even then the lights would have to be off so i dont have to look at her god awful posing pouty blemished boatrace!

Danhunt
15th February 2009, 14:32
Posh=:n:

mul_vts
15th February 2009, 15:23
4 year old ftw, whats the difference between a freezer and a 4 year old...a freezer wont scream wen u put ur meat in it wheeyyy

Mattt-VTR
15th February 2009, 15:26
4 year old ftw, whats the difference between a freezer and a 4 year old...a freezer wont scream wen u put ur meat in it wheeyyy

Damn that is bad!

Q: What is so good about f*****g twenty-eight your olds

A: You get twenty of them.

Jazz
15th February 2009, 16:27
4 year old ftw, whats the difference between a freezer and a 4 year old...a freezer wont scream wen u put ur meat in it wheeyyy

Damn that is bad!

Q: What is so good about f*****g twenty-eight your olds

A: You get twenty of them.

You sick kids lol.

bullit
15th February 2009, 19:20
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/helen-hunt/pictures/helen-hunt-picture-1.jpg

Mitchell
15th February 2009, 19:24
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/helen-hunt/pictures/helen-hunt-picture-1.jpg

i like your style son.

she was fucking mint in twistah

stinkycheese
15th February 2009, 19:27
http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/19d7b52ed239945e1573a2b818529b2523524/melinda+clarke
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kw1VD16J_Xw/RpvK7c1TJyI/AAAAAAAAAYw/WCPSb6EStbs/s320/Melinda_Clarke.jpg

Mitchell
15th February 2009, 19:45
http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/19d7b52ed239945e1573a2b818529b2523524/melinda+clarke

they forgot to photoshop her fingers

craigy_87
15th February 2009, 19:46
they forgot to photoshop her fingers

lmao!!! :clapping:

Mango_Wes
28th March 2009, 20:16
Supprised this isn't been said yet:

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Karen-Jackson--Maguire--shameless-408394_500_753.jpg

Defoo would nob Karen from Shamless!

stevie_m
28th March 2009, 20:20
Kate Garaway is one hell of a MILF as to is Carol Voderman, she seems to get better with age

PETE-VTR
28th March 2009, 20:28
what about victoria beckham, she may be skinny but you wouldnt be able to resist. id deffo knob that

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_04/VictoriaBeckham2WI_468x767.jpg

stevie_m
28th March 2009, 20:33
nah, i wouldn't. I think she'd be crap

PETE-VTR
28th March 2009, 20:36
nah, i wouldn't. I think she'd be crap

haha suit yourself

i know she's only a milf in emmerdale but pffffffft, id DEFFO knock her back door in...

http://z.hubpages.com/u/788993_f520.jpg

Garry_T
28th March 2009, 20:43
what about victoria beckham, she may be skinny but you wouldnt be able to resist. id deffo knob that

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_04/VictoriaBeckham2WI_468x767.jpg


you would break your dick in that wud be like nobing a bag of bones

Mr_X
28th March 2009, 23:23
epic thread bullit

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9549/messenger1ss529591alb9.jpg

messenger is a great milf imo

altho cant find any good pics atm :(

Gabbastard
28th March 2009, 23:33
http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/g/girls/Kate_Garraway.jpg

totally.

Chr15
29th March 2009, 00:06
These are all MILFs and not just random birds Id like to tap.

http://mancave1.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/salma-hayek.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album26/liz-hurley-07100601.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/LouiseModelREX_468x729.jpg
http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/britney-spears.jpg
http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/images/christina_aguilera-Pink-Couch.jpg
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/rachel-hunter-si-shot.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00385/TESS280_385939a.jpg
http://wolfcub.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/amanda-holden-bike-large-sexy.jpg
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/dani-behr-1024x768-5236.jpg
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/23-End/brooke-burke-sexy-hot-boobs-moms.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/cindy-crawford/pictures/cindy-crawford-picture-1.jpg
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Heidi-Klum-1-2540.jpg
http://ballsandwalnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/Rachel_Weisz_001.jpg
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/08-15/Kate-Winslet-41.JPG
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/08-15/kate_beckinsale_gallery_10.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYJ6lHWvDqE/SVKptn5XDjI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/9DDv_GXPOsk/s320/catherine_zeta_jones-5035.jpg
http://www.sorisa.co.uk/images/KatyHill.jpg
http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/08/12/emma-bunton.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uskW7yvUQc8/Rrpq2seVPRI/AAAAAAAABo8/bGMy65o_9k8/s400/geri_halliwell3.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/shania-twain/pictures/shania-twain-picture-1.jpg
http://www.celebutaint.com/EmmaGriffiths.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/halle-berry.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/jessicasimpson/jessica_simpson1ALT_300_400.jpg
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/2-nelly-furtado-400a061107.jpg
http://www.jessicaloddo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/monica-bellucci.jpg
http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kate-moss2.jpg
http://img12.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/6/c/0/c/a/6c0ca225650d930d75546a7327e02c48.jpg
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/kirsty-gallacher-1024x768-22568.jpg
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/20070202-denise_richards_bikini7.jpg


Fuck it, I need a rest lol.

Gabbastard
29th March 2009, 00:09
Good call on Shania Twain, shes in my top 3 birds Id want to do, ever.

Dunno about Dani Behr though, she's seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers.

ellwise69
29th March 2009, 00:11
These are all MILFs and not just random birds Id like to tap.

http://mancave1.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/salma-hayek.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album26/liz-hurley-07100601.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/LouiseModelREX_468x729.jpg
http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/britney-spears.jpg
http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/images/christina_aguilera-Pink-Couch.jpg
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/rachel-hunter-si-shot.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00385/TESS280_385939a.jpg
http://wolfcub.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/amanda-holden-bike-large-sexy.jpg
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/dani-behr-1024x768-5236.jpg
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/23-End/brooke-burke-sexy-hot-boobs-moms.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/cindy-crawford/pictures/cindy-crawford-picture-1.jpg
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Heidi-Klum-1-2540.jpg
http://ballsandwalnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/Rachel_Weisz_001.jpg
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/08-15/Kate-Winslet-41.JPG
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/08-15/kate_beckinsale_gallery_10.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYJ6lHWvDqE/SVKptn5XDjI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/9DDv_GXPOsk/s320/catherine_zeta_jones-5035.jpg
http://www.sorisa.co.uk/images/KatyHill.jpg
http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/08/12/emma-bunton.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uskW7yvUQc8/Rrpq2seVPRI/AAAAAAAABo8/bGMy65o_9k8/s400/geri_halliwell3.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/shania-twain/pictures/shania-twain-picture-1.jpg
http://www.celebutaint.com/EmmaGriffiths.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/halle-berry.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/jessicasimpson/jessica_simpson1ALT_300_400.jpg
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/2-nelly-furtado-400a061107.jpg
http://www.jessicaloddo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/monica-bellucci.jpg
http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kate-moss2.jpg
http://img12.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/6/c/0/c/a/6c0ca225650d930d75546a7327e02c48.jpg
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/kirsty-gallacher-1024x768-22568.jpg
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/20070202-denise_richards_bikini7.jpg


Fuck it, I need a rest lol.

I'd shag em all, but I'd make sweet,sweet love to Selma Hayek

Chr15
29th March 2009, 00:12
She looked well different on Im A Celeb... last year.

Not all things get better with age.

Did you really have to quote my whole post?