* Round ONE *

[Hanny_lou]

ok this is the situation!



...."IN THE RED CORNER, HOT OF THE BLOCKS, NEW TO THE STREETS WE HAVE THE ONE, ... THE ONLY..... SAX-P KITTEN HERSELF



........MISS.........HANNNNNNNNNAAHH LAKER!!!!!!





[CLAPS FROM AUDIENCE)







AND ALL THE WAY FROM UP NORTH IN THE BLUE CORNER WE HAVE THE RUDE BOY HIMSELF MR JAMIE......XPT_FURIO ( SORRY LOVE DONT NO UR SURNAME<img src= "smileys/depressed.gif">)



[CLAPS FROM AUDIENCE]







LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!!!"

[Panther82]

LMFBO! © sax-p!!!



Nice anouncement!! You did this before???? <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

[Chris]

WTF?? LMBO! © sax-p



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[tgazvtr]

go jamie go jamie. woo woo woo (cheering)

[GreenSaxo]

wtf!!



LMBO! © sax-p



tough choice.. but



GO JAMIE GO!!

[Panther82]

Already Hannah has got a disadvantage, no one is cheering for her. <img src= "smileys/grin.gif">



LOL

[Chris]

Go Hanny Go Hanny!!

[Hanny_lou]

awwwww bkess you chris



panther boy-- no one is cheerin cos they no i dont need it



i will WIIIPPPPPP his ass!!

[Chris]

Can you Whip my arse afterwards..................... Pleeeeeaase??



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[ScottishZakso]

This is a tough one!





I'll have a tenner on each! <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif">

[ScottishZakso]

Hmmm.. Hanny is better looking...</font>





But... XPT_FURIO is a better driver because we all know men are better drivers than women dont we?</font> <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

how rude"!!!!





i am the dogs b at drivin <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">



ten points for an old granny aint it?

[ScottishZakso]

Ermm, Hello!!?? i'm trying to start an argument here!! <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif">

[ScottishZakso]

heehee

[Hanny_lou]

nah i dont want one with u!!



this is betweenn me and scottish boy Jamie

[Chris]

Is that a yes or No to my question Han??

[XPT_Furio]

hannah im gonna fuck you up <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

Chris---- i will do ANYTHIN 4 vu



Jamie- LMAO WATEVA GIRLFRIEND

[XPT_Furio]

im gonna tear ya a new asshole

[Chris]

Can I fuck you up ... too Hannah??

[Hanny_lou]

eerrrm,.... this is gettin tooo sexual 4 my likin

[Chris]

Don't you like Sex??

[Hanny_lou]

yes!!! but not wat jamie is on about- thats sick!!!

[Chris]

Oh... thats alright then! <img src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[ScottishZakso]

OoooOOoooOoooo i'm on Hanny's side now <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif">

[XPT_Furio]

<img src= "smileys/smiley13.gif"> evil schemin caniving (sp) woman!<img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

[Chris]

LOL

[Hanny_lou]

u aint big down there jamie!!!

[XPT_Furio]

oh yes but i am <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[Chris]

LOL... Jamie's got a Weiner... LMBO! © sax-p

[ScottishZakso]

Oh what did i miss?I went to get some popcorn <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif">

[XPT_Furio]

put it this way......she'd enjoy it more than i would!

LMBO! © sax-p!

[Hanny_lou]

erm.... i doubt it hunny! not from wat i heard! u didnt no where to stick it <img src= "smileys/wink.gif">

[XPT_Furio]

yeah too many options.......

[XPT_Furio]

I heard you cant miss yours tho...its like a bucket!!!

[XPT_Furio]

shaggin u would be like shootin pees up a close! <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif">

LMBO! © sax-p!

[ScottishZakso]

OooOOooOOooo bitchy <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif">

[Chris]

Woooooooooo... Now now girls!!



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooOoooo



WELL SUNNY JIM! I HEARD U GOT SO LOST U SHOVED IT UP HER NOSE

[XPT_Furio]

your clutching at straws now hen

that was poor

[XPT_Furio]

*shakes head in disgust*

[Hanny_lou]

HEY JAMIE



----------------&gt; Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...





Your Mama So Fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...







more to come BITCH</font>

[ScottishZakso]

<img src= "smileys/smiley3.gif">

[XPT_Furio]

tut tut tut



<img src= "smileys/bored.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

Yo Mamas so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

[XPT_Furio]

and when you came in behind her they said "no animals"

[Hanny_lou]

shit man i didnt no u entered? -----&gt;<img border="0" src= "http://www.hayloft.org.uk/gurning.jpg">

[XPT_Furio]

very good very good <img src= "smileys/bored.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

i no <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

[XPT_Furio]

u not understand sarcasm? <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

no wats that

[XPT_Furio]

fetish for fat arses <img src= "smileys/laugh.gif"> <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

simo! telll him offf i am offended by this

[XPT_Furio]

<img src= "smileys/smiley3.gif">

im messin! cheer up han LOL

[Hanny_lou]

noooo

[Scott]

and the winner is....



JAMIE!!</font>



because the "bucket" and "peas up a close" is undefeatable!!



well and truly LMBO! © sax-p mate! good show

[XPT_Furio]

*bows*



Cheers mate she wis "easy meat"!!

[Scott]

LMBO! © sax-p!! honestly mate had me in tears when i read that over!! fucking kwality!

[XPT_Furio]

I FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE <img src= "smileys/grin.gif">

[Frevo]

Congrats Jamie!

[Areke]

its not difficult to win...

[Hanny_lou]

how can that be!!



i aint finished yet!!!

[Frevo]

He was.



The winner is JAMIE!</font>

[Hanny_lou]

i didnt finish my game

[Areke]

now it is!!

[Hanny_lou]

erm....?

[Frevo]

????????

[Hanny_lou]

anal meister - lMAO

[Frevo]

Your picture - ROTFLMFAO

[Hanny_lou]

awww dont b horrid to gazz

[Frevo]

You're not that stupid are you?

[Areke]

gazz is my little brother, i dont like your face!!! <img src= "smileys/lick.gif">

[Chris]

<img src= "smileys/smiley12.gif"> <img src= "smileys/smiley12.gif"> <img src= "smileys/smiley12.gif"> <img src= "smileys/smiley12.gif"> <img src= "smileys/smiley12.gif">

[Hanny_lou]

I DONT LIKE URS EITHER AREKE!

[Frevo]

It's 'yours' not 'urs'.

[Guy]

arekes is nice <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">