Ahh Bored At Work [pic]

[Clouds_mate]

Hi,

Today i got more bored then usual so i fort i would have some fun...Heres the story.

They is a guy at work who plays rugby (london and york he has played for) because the season has finished hes started to get in shape for next season.

A thing i have noticed he is eating around 15 bananas a day. He will go onto the market and buy three big bunchs of bananas each morning.

He also sells alot of things on ebay a month makes around 3k a month doing so. So we always take the piss saying shit about that.

He left the office today early today so i fort i would have some fun.....I hid around 10 bananas in my lock up so he wouldnt find them tomora and played around with his working area

Here are the pictures.

His desk.....
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A banana skin from earlier..dead with blood and been eaten by the floppy drive...
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A banana skin been stabed by a fork...
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Another piece of fruit from his desk....Sell this on ebay you cunt smileys/happy.gif
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The note of truth...
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I wounder what fun tomorrow will bring smileys/happy.gif

[Yates]

ever think he mite jus kick the shit out of u?

[w_jd_w]

ever think he mite jus kick the shit out of u?

lol he proberly will

[Clouds_mate]

he proberly wont. But it might make them give me the third writen warning which will put me out on my arse

[jclaydon]

LOL yatesy. Hope the guy can take a joke well... smileys/smiley17.gif

[Clouds_mate]

he will, he fones the helpdesk from the toliets and does stupid calls to the first line adgents

[Tony_Jay86]

Isnt counterfit spelt counterfeit?

It would be funny to see the reaction on his face when he reads it

[Muunilinst]

ever think he mite jus kick the shit out of u?

...Hopefully they'll be pictures too.

[Clouds_mate]

the sign can be changed in the morning before he comes in smileys/smiley2.gif

[Clouds_mate]

ever think he mite jus kick the shit out of u?

...Hopefully they'll be pictures too.

Yeh lets all have a wank

[wideboy]

haha! thats class mate, bit too much spare time on your hands though!

[Clouds_mate]

Phew....somebody who found it funny smileys/happy.gif

[jonnosaxo87]

i think the apple is harsh, the rest is amusing though!

and wtf does he sell to make 3k a month?! and why does he work aswell?!

[Clouds_mate]

he works because his girlfriend is pregerz and he was getting in the way home and making them fight. Ebay is his main income, as you may of guess.

He buys and sells soo much lol. He buys in big blucks cheap then sells them just a bit less then retail. He also has a good eye for things that are cheap that he can sell on ebay

[sillysammysnail]

thats well funny, wish it were like that where i work!!!

bet his face will be a picture!!!

smileys/smiley4.gif

[pug_boe]

lol will you be getting another warning leckie? lol

erm dont you have cleaners in the office? wont they move it lol

[Clouds_mate]

i got my second writen warning on Monday so 1 more fuck up or whatever and am out smileys/sad.gif

[sillysammysnail]

were it jus you that did this or was there more in on it aswell???

[dannsax]

with him being a rugby player , was this a wise move ?

[saxwill]

its great a think, but watch he dosnt rugby tackle you haha

[SaxoAL]

dont take this the wrong way bud. But you could be struck off from your job for bullying , you do know that ??!

In my opinion, I hate to see anyone bullied in the workplace and attempt to stamp any out before it happens in my own workplace.

I take it thats his name above the comp?
he may take the 'bullying' as it were, the wrong way.

Just a thought...

[jonnosaxo87]

i think alex, you're reading too much into the fact that he has a "foreign" name. I agree it could be classed as bullying, but similarly he could laugh it off. I guess leckie knows him better than all of us so knows how far to push itsmileys/happy.gif

[SaxoAL]

you could be right there yes. But as what happened recently in my work. A lad pinched the deputy managers lunch (from fridge).. resulting in him getting a written warning regarding bullying in the workplace.
Harsh but true.

This is how things work nowadays. Laws and rights have changed alot in the last few years.

Dont mind me though.. Carry on. smileys/drink.gif

[Clouds_mate]

the guy himself plays jokes on people as does my boss.

[Mr_Hush]

i got my second writen warning on Monday so 1 more fuck up or whatever and am out smileys/sad.gif

LMFAO smileys/smiley13.gif

[Clouds_mate]

funny but sad, lol

[Mr_Hush]

funny but sad, lol

it seemed so funny seeing the banana covered in blood with fork in him, wicked joke smileys/smiley4.gif then all i see is you saying you got a written warning LOL

[Clouds_mate]

the banana covered in blood with fork in him

its a her mate smileys/smiley9.gif

[SteVTR]

the guy himself plays jokes on people as does my boss.

should have abit of a laugh at it himself then if hes got a sense of humour but if hes one of those people who can give it but cant take it then it'll be amusing to see what happens

as for the joke class mate if you get booted out of your job come work at my place you'll fit right in

[Clouds_mate]

what do you do matey lol

[SteVTR]

forklift driver in a warehouse

we arse about all the time i locked two of my mates in a container the otherday n told them it wasnt going to be opened again till china

then there was the time we unhooked the battery on a forklift n made the new lad take it should of seen his face when it didnt start n we told him he'd broken it n the repairs would come out of his pay he was in tears

[tgazvtr]

LMBO! © sax-p keep us posted on what happens when he comes in.

my work place is like that, you will have a full tool box one day and then the next it will be empty and my tools will be hidden all over the workshop smileys/smiley17.gif

[Clouds_mate]

AND.......it went down a treat smileys/smiley4.gif But i still have his bananas.

Think everytime he leaves his desk today i will place 1 on his keyboard

[tgazvtr]

lol

[AdamW]

LMBO! © sax-p
Quality Mate....

Office pranks are always the best....Filled my mates filling cabinet up with paper shreddings and all the draws on his desk.... smileys/smiley4.gif

[Clouds_mate]

today iv done -

Swapped the "b" and "n" over on a keyboard and put celotape (sp) over the mouse ball smileys/happy.gif

[SteVTR]

LMBO! © sax-p! © sax-p keep us posted on what happens when he comes in.

my work place is like that, you will have a full tool box one day and then the next it will be empty and my tools will be hidden all over the workshop smileys/smiley17.gif

lol i used to work in a place like that one lad had his tool box self tapperd to the work bench n the heads rounded off then they filled his tool box full of rubbish n siliconed it shut

some clown put a dodgy homemade number plate on the back of my car one night n i got pulled with it i was laughing my arse off when i got pulled by a copper for it

we also filled another lads tool box full of expanding foam once n when one of the lads left we chased him down hog tied him with duct tape pressure washed him then dumped a bin full of saw dust on him

i miss working there there was never a dull moment

[Muunilinst]

ever think he mite jus kick the shit out of u?

...Hopefully they'll be pictures too.

Yeh lets all have a wank

Steady flower, call me old fashioned but i'm not into group masturbation sessions.

[w_jd_w]

yeah everyone is doing that these days smileys/smiley24.gif

[Martsax]

Ahhhhhhh leckie you damm fool you LOL Still ot done a hard days work have you?If you concentrated as much on your work as you do yor pranks....you'll be manager by next week.
I love you

[oli16V]

still working there?? :D:

[Clouds_mate]

talk about digging up a old thread.

I no longer work there

[Yates]

he got sacked for stabbing the guy

[Martsax]

lmfao you dont work there......wonder why

[saxoash]

hes now doing community service for sexual abuse to a hamster

[landy]

hes now doing community service for sexual abuse to a hamster

no thats you

[saxoash]

no thats you

Na i couldnt find a hamster small enough

[Leo]

always good to av a laugh, i know how the victim feels about munching bananas, i have to eat so many i get called monkey