View Full Version : Who would you be for a day??
wiggyk1
11th March 2009, 13:40
Ok, so if you had the choice to be anyone in the whole world (dead or alive), who would you be for a day!
I would probably be Ashley Cole, so i could shag Cheryl Cole! :clapping:
Anyone else?
betty02
11th March 2009, 13:41
A multi-millionaire then give my family the money
wiggyk1
11th March 2009, 13:42
Haha, on big ass wire transfer to an off shore account!
I like it :)
jonnysamol
11th March 2009, 13:45
Probably, a member of the saturdays or someother girl band..
Lesbian gang bang...Filmed...Sent to my home adress...Sell the video on here...
lewza
11th March 2009, 13:46
Id be ashley cole aswell mate...
Bone his wife and then fuck him over by sending money to my bank account :)
wiggyk1
11th March 2009, 13:46
Id be ashley cole aswell mate...
Bone his wife and then fuck him over by sending money to my bank account :)
:clapping: Good shout!! I didnt think of the money idea!!
Prickle
11th March 2009, 13:48
Jason plato, purely because hes a touring car legend.
smiith
11th March 2009, 13:59
Colin McRae
bullit
11th March 2009, 14:09
hue heffner
BenjaM
11th March 2009, 14:10
I would be Michael Barrymore ;)
Spanky
11th March 2009, 14:11
Ok, so if you had the choice to be anyone in the whole world (dead or alive), who would you be for a day!
I would probably be Ashley Cole, because id have a bigger dong than i do now :clapping:
Anyone else?
:homme:
i wouldnt be "anyone"
Id be a fly on the wall for a week, now that would be intresting.
smiith
11th March 2009, 14:12
Bullit would be Garry Glitter, he just doesnt dare say it
bullit
11th March 2009, 14:13
and youd be fritz
Saamuell
11th March 2009, 14:15
God.
Dam, then i wouldn't exist :n:
dannyboycov1991
11th March 2009, 14:16
and youd be fritz
i wanted to be him :wall:
Ste
11th March 2009, 14:16
Bill Gates, and the day after, Ste would be the richest man in the world.
Tontsy
11th March 2009, 14:22
Valentino Rossi, anyday of the week... natural born winner :y: who hasnt he beat :D
and i wouldnt want to be Cole tbh, i think hes pissed the misses off enough, aint going to be getting much in the sack any time soon... better chance being a physco rapist!
hellonpluto
11th March 2009, 16:22
i'd be a woman so i could feel my tits all day
JamesR
11th March 2009, 16:24
Phill collins on his farwell tour.
AdamW
11th March 2009, 16:26
John 1.1i
And kill myself
GirlRacerSian
11th March 2009, 16:27
I'd be Victoria Beckham,only because they lucky cow gets to buy so many shoes and handbags lol.
wilsh81
11th March 2009, 16:39
hue heffner
like wise m8 :y:
Ryyy
11th March 2009, 16:41
John 1.1i
And kill myself
Hahaha..Why
Is he retarded or something?
wilsh81
11th March 2009, 16:41
i'd be a woman so i could feel my tits all day
lmao :clapping::y:
Ryyy
11th March 2009, 16:41
I'd probably be a world class DJ or a millionaire
wiggyk1
11th March 2009, 16:42
i'd be a woman so i could feel my tits all day
Funny yet deeply disturbing!!
And if your going to do it, do it right!
Go to Anne Summers, get dildos, butt plugs, anal beads! Have a whale of a time!
VtsTom
11th March 2009, 16:44
I would be a homeless bum for a day so that when i am me again i actually appreciate what i have instead of wanting trivial things
wiggyk1
11th March 2009, 17:03
I would be a homeless bum for a day so that when i am me again i actually appreciate what i have instead of wanting trivial things
Very DEEP!!
I think this should be thought for the day! :y:
Stickyjam
11th March 2009, 17:05
Funny yet deeply disturbing!!
And if your going to do it, do it right!
Go to Anne Summers, get dildos, butt plugs, anal beads! Have a whale of a time!
and be some proper fit girl so you could shag around... see the other end of it all..
lewza
11th March 2009, 17:05
enit, thats true that!
smiith
11th March 2009, 17:59
I'd probably be a world class DJ or a millionaire
eye ball paul?
Ryyy
11th March 2009, 18:01
No was thinking of DJ Rankin mate
VTRelite
11th March 2009, 18:02
id be the queen just to see if the ali g movie is correct and she does have a shaven haven respek
wobble_vtr
11th March 2009, 18:06
jay z, just to pump beyonce :y:
smiith
11th March 2009, 18:07
No was thinking of DJ Rankin mate
then hang yourself yeh?
Ryyy
11th March 2009, 18:15
then hang yourself yeh?
Twas A Joke You plum
Wouldn't mind being DJ Tiesto, Ferry Corsten etc just Constantly DJ'in...Ohhh Yes
Spanky
11th March 2009, 18:17
Twas A Joke You plum
Wouldn't mind being DJ Tiesto, Ferry Corsten etc just Constantly DJ'in...Ohhh Yes
You been to see Tiesto before???
badasssaxo
11th March 2009, 18:27
i would be slash from guns n' roses, anyone thats read his book will know why.
saxo_tom1234
11th March 2009, 18:28
cook from skins cause he always shags the fit lasses lol
Saamuell
11th March 2009, 18:34
i'd be a woman so i could feel my tits all day
Except if you were Kate Moss, might as well stay with pecs lol
OLLYVTS
11th March 2009, 18:42
cook from skins cause he always shags the fit lasses lol
Its not real.;)
si_pow
11th March 2009, 18:45
cook from skins cause he always shags the fit lasses lol
Haha. Nice choice!
I'd be lucy pinder ;) haha
saxo_tom1234
11th March 2009, 18:47
this mite sound silly but bare with me.
id be prime minister and jst open door to bank of england to everyone lol
Krys_23
11th March 2009, 19:00
Paddy from Emmerdale. So i could have ginger balls for the day.
moxy89
11th March 2009, 19:02
lewis hamilton, fit as fuck misses, and a legend with lots of cash win win
christian725
11th March 2009, 19:10
Carl Barat so i could get The Libertines reunion sorted out.
Mr_X
11th March 2009, 19:11
cheryl cole and just spend the whole day fingering myself and playing with my tits if you want an honest answer
Krys_23
11th March 2009, 19:14
cheryl cole and just spend the whole day fingering myself and playing with my tits if you want an honest answer
Word on the street is you do this anyway. :cool:
Mr_X
11th March 2009, 19:15
and be some proper fit girl so you could shag around... see the other end of it all..
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/as-gay-as-this.jpg
if you want cock you could just be a homosexual.
iJoke
Mr_X
11th March 2009, 19:19
Word on the street is you do this anyway. :cool:
i wish
man boobs ftl
and fingering my arse leaves a lot to be desired tbh.
Oh well i can keep wanking.
stevie_m
11th March 2009, 19:44
Jade Goody...... just to end this sham
Rob-6
11th March 2009, 19:51
id be peter andre so i could mount jordan then kill myself thus preventing him releasing nemore shite music!
Ryyy
11th March 2009, 19:57
You been to see Tiesto before???
No But I heard he records a CD of a spot-on mix and then plays to his Live crowd and acts like he's in the mix
vts_nico
11th March 2009, 21:46
i'd be some horny chick with big tits and i would fuck around all day.
0rang3peel
11th March 2009, 21:49
Probably any female, so I could rub one out... Multiple times.
Mr_X
11th March 2009, 21:54
Probably any female, so I could rub one out... Multiple times.
yeah not fair!
0rang3peel
11th March 2009, 21:57
No was thinking of DJ Rankin mate
hahahaha, I only just realised you were joking. thank fuck.
hellonpluto
12th March 2009, 11:45
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/as-gay-as-this.jpg
if you want cock you could just be a homosexual.
iJoke
You could be a proper fit lesbian for the day.
oli208
12th March 2009, 11:50
Id be ashley cole aswell mate...
Bone his wife and then fuck him over by sending money to my bank account :)
+1! she is fit!!
Clouds_mate
12th March 2009, 11:50
Cheryl Cole's tampon.
gav1513
12th March 2009, 16:39
tbf i wouldnt wanna be anyone else for the day cause the day after our gonna be like 'o my life is shit compared to that :('
Leanne_vtr
12th March 2009, 16:54
Jade Goody...... just to end this sham
Low blow tbh..
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