Broken Heart..

[char]

Hi Guys,
I just split from my bf of a year and a half due to us being unhappy. yet we both said after uni we could see something happening. yet i need to get over him. Any Help?
x

[VTEC-Saxo]

Good shag should sort you out, 07828274375 :y:

[badasssaxo]

i have many suggestions all of which are rude lol, time is the best healer tbh, sorry btw

[saxo_tom1234]

Good shag should sort you out, 07828274375 :y:

hahaha lol call me lol

[Matt]

ROFL :p
07950737291
Spit Roast FTW!

On a serious note. Forget about him move on and enjoy yourself:y:

[Spanky]

this is the kind of thing you should only EVER EVER post in the premium members section lol

Expect some abuse :y:

[char]

its hard tho!
he means the world to me and he is hard to forget!!

[VTEC-Saxo]

its hard tho!
he means the world to me and he is hard to forget!!

Amen its hard

[char]

and no, sorry guys no sex for me!
not that type of girl to get over one guy by gettin under another !!

[char]

it is hard if you truly love them!

[VTEC-Saxo]

jokin hun tryna cheer you up x, no its hard :(,

[Karl]

Char from Kent,

...hang on a sec,

are you breaking up with me?

[char]

thanks!
keeep bursting into tears!

[char]

im deeply sorry but yes i am!

that really cracked me up! haha made me giggle well loads.

[-Saxo_VTS-]

and no, sorry guys no sex for me!
not that type of girl to get over one guy by gettin UNDER another !!

she must like to be on top :P lmao

[VTEC-Saxo]

ROFL!!

[char]

she must like to be on top :P lmao

cheeky ...... :p

[VTEC-Saxo]

didnt say no

[Mr_X]

head up, times a great healer. look at the +'s

[Karl]

Bit odd,
my gf is "Char" from Kent, and Ive been with her for just over 18 months.

hoho, sucks to be me,
ive still got a gf! :(

[char]

didnt say no

No! =]

[Stickyjam]

^ see over him already... now just be the message board saxo( like instead of the village bike? poor :( ) and get about waaay

[char]

head up, times a great healer. look at the +'s

there is no +'s :n:

[luke0549]

AHAHAHAH how jokess :)

spend time with your girly mates, dont go for other guys atm, prove to yourself you dont need a guy atm :)

go have girly time :)

or call all of us ;)

[char]

Bit odd,
my gf is "Char" from Kent, and Ive been with her for just over 18 months.

hoho, sucks to be me,
ive still got a gf! :(


poor you !
look at the up sides :panic:
plently more fish in the sea! & "chars" from kent!

[JamesR]

occupy yourself and you may forget.

Rampant rabbit from Ann Summers ftw

[Mr_X]

there is no +'s :n:

of course there is, you cant can see them atm, in time you will.

[Karl]

...No. it's the fact im still going out with Char from Kent that is upsetting.

[char]

AHAHAHAH how jokess :)

spend time with your girly mates, dont go for other guys atm, prove to yourself you dont need a guy atm :)

go have girly time :)

or call all of us ;)

thats the plan,
girly time a bit of retail therapy!!

haha! all of you!
im not the village bike!!!

[char]

...No. it's the fact im still going out with Char from Kent that is upsetting.

o no!
hasnt she told you!!1:oops:

[-Saxo_VTS-]

on a more serious note i think you should work it out with the guy :y:

[char]

occupy yourself and you may forget.

Rampant rabbit from Ann Summers ftw

im trying to do that now.
mum is like put some make up on :| silly women!

[VTEC-Saxo]

Whos just text me ?

[Karl]

o no!
hasnt she told you!!1:oops:

She said she'd post something on this car site I go on....

[JamesR]

im trying to do that now.
mum is like put some make up on :| silly women!

Your trying to buy a rampant rabbit?

[char]

on a more serious note i think you should work it out with the guy :y:

he wasnt happy and i couldnt keep it going on.
but if i miss him too much in a month i will know and i wil just have to speak to him!

[Karl]

im trying to do that now.
mum is like put some make up on :| silly women!

Where in Kent?

[Mr_X]

im trying to do that now.
mum is like put some make up on :| silly women!

occupy yourself and you may forget.

Rampant rabbit from Ann Summers ftw

milf ftw

fapfapfapfap

[char]

She said she'd post something on this car site I go on....

well you better look then....

[char]

Where in Kent?

somewhere near maidstone..

[char]

Your trying to buy a rampant rabbit?

im not trying to :O

[Karl]

somewhere near maidstone..

O'rly?

Same here.

where near Maidstone?
Postcode.

[char]

Whos just text me ?

that wernt me!
didnt take your no.s

[AJ_SAXO]

Good shag should sort you out, 07828274375 :y:

lmfao!! hahaha... :homme:

[char]

O'rly?

Same here.

where near Maidstone?
Postcode.


i will just sittingbourne

[Mr_X]

O'rly?

Same here.

where near Maidstone?
Postcode.

hahahaha smooth move....

*knock, knock*

Oh hai, me namez karlz...........

ends in one big rape

[Karl]

i will just sittingbourne

Ah too far away, if it was Ashford I'd of taken you out for a KFC and a backseat bone.

[JamesR]

im not trying to :O

Read the white qritin underneath my original post.

[VTEC-Saxo]

Ah too far away, if it was Ashford I'd of taken you out for a KFC and a backseat bone.

Smooooooth:P

[JamesR]

VTEC, i bet by the end of this thread ( probably when it gets closed ) you will be on 5000 posts! :y:

[VTEC-Saxo]

VTEC, i bet by the end of this thread ( probably when it gets closed ) you will be on 5000 posts! :y:

Smooooothh!

[AJ_SAXO]

Ah too far away, if it was Ashford I'd of taken you out for a KFC and a backseat bone.



hahahahahaha!!!:y:

[AlexR]

Just hang around with your mates more, if you don't have time to think about it then you can't ;) Keep busy.
Easier said than done though.

To me it sounds like you'll be back together soon anyway.

[Ryan]

phone numbers added to this thread sent to the gay exchange

[kcsaxo]

just like giving up cigs, the first two weeks are a killer. once thats over you wonder what all the fuss was about :) then you find someone else and it seems even more insignificant.

[goodall3518]

Amen its hard

LOLs.,..!

[badasssaxo]

no filth from bullit yet......................amazing lol

[stevie_m]

plenty more fish in the sea

[VTEC-Saxo]

hands off shes in my keepnet

[Rob-6]

when i split from me ex thought it was the end of the world now i cant see what all the fuss was about! plus i can spend all my money on my car now

[badasssaxo]

hands off shes in my keepnet

she prob looks good in fishnets lol

[VTEC-Saxo]

she prob looks good in fishnets lol

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! high five :P

[badasssaxo]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! high five :P

i thankyou ;)

[VTEC-Saxo]

God that was good

[badasssaxo]

God that was good

my perv meter is off the scale mate :fcuk:

[VTEC-Saxo]

"Perve Meter" lol!

[badasssaxo]

i see bullit has just arrived on this thread, "waiting for perverted suggestion" lol

[VTEC-Saxo]

My possition has been filled :P

[bullit]

dont listen to the silly comments in the thread char. some people are really immature and perverted.

but if you want a shag call 07463727848

[VTEC-Saxo]

dont listen to the silly comments in the thread char. some people are really immature and perverted.

but if you want a shag call 07463727848

whos gona shagYOUin a hilux

[badasssaxo]

dont listen to the silly comments in the thread char. some people are really immature and perverted.

but if you want a shag call 07463727848

you fucking judas lol, why have you given her my number

[Ryyy]

whos gona shagYOUin a hilux

Hahahahahaha....
Rep-Age

[badasssaxo]

whos gona shagYOUin a hilux

lmfao.................

[VTEC-Saxo]

am i the onley one thats been texted :P

[badasssaxo]

am i the onley one thats been texted :P

by char??, otherwise its just some wierdo

[craig180]

VTEC, i bet by the end of this thread ( probably when it gets closed ) you will be on 5000 posts! :y:
Not if I get on a spam deleting session ;)

dont listen to the silly comments in the thread char. some people are really immature and perverted.

but if you want a shag call 07463727848

Bullit, I thought your number was 077**073221?

[bullit]

least i drive ;)

[craig180]

am i the onley one thats been texted :P

You're the only muppet on here to post your real number, numpty

[VTEC-Saxo]

by char??, otherwise its just some wierdo

Her names char ? wounderd who craig was ?

[badasssaxo]

least i drive ;)

what do the rest of us do then push the car......................doh

btw 2000 posts...........go me lol

[VTEC-Saxo]

least i drive ;)

Iv done 15 miles on my drive actualy! and about 45 on your mum.

[Ryyy]

Iv done 15 miles on my drive actualy! and about 45 on your mum.

New Sig..

..

Oh Nooo Wait..

[bullit]

i wondered what those tyre tracks were on the grave earlier

[badasssaxo]

Iv done 15 miles on my drive actualy! and about 45 on your mum.

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh high fucking five brother

[VTEC-Saxo]

Oh i love sax pee

[0rang3peel]

am i the onley one thats been texted :P

Its probably one of them thai lady boy sites I signed you up too

[VTEC-Saxo]

who told you orange3peel :P

[badasssaxo]

Its probably one of them thai lady boy sites I signed you up too

sucky fucky only 10 dollar

[craig180]

I can always delete a load of posts before locking the thread ;)

Quit with the spam

[VTEC-Saxo]

Peace out x

[bullit]

Peace out x

yeah pipe down son

[VTEC-Saxo]

calm down bullit i have love for you because you wer born in the 80s :)

[Sophia_Bush]

char if you want a giggle to take your mind off things ready sax_89s sock dealer thread or betty02s viagra thread

ps bullit is well fit

[char]

Ah too far away, if it was Ashford I'd of taken you out for a KFC and a backseat bone.

so where in kents you from?

[Mikey]

i live in ashford.

cinema and a snog?

[char]

hands off shes in my keepnet

You Wish!!! :panic:

[char]

she prob looks good in fishnets lol

wouldnt you like to know!;)

[char]

you fucking judas lol, why have you given her my number

dont worry, i wont text it :P

[char]

i live in ashford.

cinema and a snog?

a snog? thats a bit forward! :homme:

[Mikey]

a snog? thats a bit forward! :homme:

i feel like i know you so well...

haha

:hug:

[betty02]

Oh hai char ;)

[char]

i feel like i know you so well...

haha

:hug:

why is that then?!

[Mikey]

why is that then?!

i still havnt found the meaning of love..so i cant answer that.

ohhh yes, thats a post lads. :cool:

[char]

i still havnt found the meaning of love..so i cant answer that.

ohhh yes, thats a post lads. :cool:

awwww...havent you been in love then!?

[betty02]

Char, the word of today is legs. So lets go back to yours and spread the word.

[Mikey]

awwww...havent you been in love then!?

yes, but i had to sell it for a newer car.

[goodall3518]

Char, the word of today is legs. So lets go back to yours and spread the word.

/fail.

[char]

yes, but i had to sell it for a newer car.

so guess it wasnt a girl you was in love with then
it was just your car!

[char]

/fail.

yes he did!:homme:

[betty02]

yes he did!:homme:

Do you sleep on your tummy? No? Can i?

[Mikey]

so guess it wasnt a girl you was in love with then
it was just your car!

it was a saxo vts.

posi blue for god sake, whats not to love.

:y:

[char]

Do you sleep on your tummy? No? Can i?

No! =]

[char]

it was a saxo vts.

posi blue for god sake, whats not to love.

:y:

everything?

[Mikey]

everything?

is this our 1st argument..
:panic:

[betty02]

No! =]

Ok playing hard to get so will pull out this one!..

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

[ricksimmonds]

it was a saxo vts.

posi blue for god sake, whats not to love.

:y:

lol rep'd

i say, have fun in uni, enjoy yourself and then give it a go with the bloke after uni, will probably be a fail but worth a try! Your in uni surrouned by young people, exploit it!

[phil-jones]

Good shag should sort you out, 07828274375 :y:

nah dont call this guy he cant drive so that means you would have to waste petrol driving to him

[Karl]

nah dont call this guy he cant drive so that means you would have to waste petrol driving to him

and you'd have to read him a bedtime story.

[phil-jones]

and you'd have to read him a bedtime story.

and give him a bottle of warm milk

[Mikey]

close thread lads. me and char are on a date friday night.

best man won.

cheers, thanks..cya.

balls deep..

[char]

close thread lads. me and char are on a date friday night.

best man won.

cheers, thanks..cya.

balls deep..

sorry guys,
heartbroken girls are not that easy to pull!
dont think you could deal with a sobbing girl any of you !:y:

[char]

is this our 1st argument..
:panic:

im sorry to say it is!

[Jordy6969]

funny stuff...

i can only imagine the kind of websites betty goes on :afro:

[char]

funny stuff...

i can only imagine the kind of websites betty goes on :afro:

exactly, not going to be the best person to be getting advice from!

[VtsTom]

sorry guys,
heartbroken girls are not that easy to pull!
dont think you could deal with a sobbing girl any of you !:y:

Reminds me of my mate that was mid sex session, she was ontop, all of a sudden she bursts into tears sobbing about how much she loves her x. Time and a place love, mid nookie is neither

[char]

what a lovely story!

[Spanky]

is it just me or does anyone else think this is another girl seeking attetion thread??

Dont girls usually turn to there "female" friends for help in these times??

I meen char, you have said a few posts up

dont think you could deal with a sobbing girl any of you !

so why bother with the thread??

[char]

well its nice to hear peoples opinons on the matter,
my girl mates dont have a clue what it feels like so thought a few of you might.

[Spanky]

yes a few of us might.

and those few have told you, keep your head up and move on

Sitting sobbing and dribbling sbout it will not help you one bit, been there done that.

[char]

well thank you for the advice (Y)

[streakofpiss]

Just close your eyes and think of all the good times you've had together... Random walks in the park... Being cuddled up together in bed... All the stupid shit he did to make you laugh... Just gazing into each others eyes...

THOSE WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN LOL

He probably just wants a better girlfriend.

[Spanky]

Just close your eyes and think of all the good times you've had together... Random walks in the park... Been cuddled together in bed... The stupid shit he did to make you laugh... Just gazing into each others eyes...

THOSE WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN LOL

He probably just wants a better girlfriend.

OOooowhooowhooo hahaa lol

Now that was HARSH lol

[0rang3peel]

Just close your eyes and think of all the good times you've had together... Random walks in the park... Being cuddled up together in bed... All the stupid shit he did to make you laugh... Just gazing into each others eyes...

THOSE WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN LOL

He probably just wants a better girlfriend.


hahahahahahaha

Na, seriously lay on you're bed and furiously start rubbing one out because you might not get any nookie for awhile

[mclarenmatt]

The harshness scale has just blown up lol.

[ricksimmonds]

lol this is the level or care and understanding you can expect from a bunch of horny saxo enthusiats im afraid

[char]

hahahahahahaha

Na, seriously lay on you're bed and furiously start rubbing one out because you might not get any nookie for awhile

start rubbing one out?
im not a bloke!

[streakofpiss]

lol this is the level or care and understanding you can expect from a bunch of horny saxo enthusiats im afraid

If she hadn't been such a bad girlfriend this thread wouldn't be here in the first place.

[char]

lol this is the level or care and understanding you can expect from a bunch of horny saxo enthusiats im afraid

thats nice to know!:y:

[ricksimmonds]

start rubbing one out?
im not a bloke!

he said rub, not tug, you got a clitoris?

[char]

he said rub, not tug, you got a clitoris?

obviously i have!

[ricksimmonds]

obviously i have!

well thats what he menat by 'rub one out' hes knows your a female and need to rub your clit to intiate pleasure, he wasnt implying you were a bloke

video footage needed :P

[char]

well thats what he menat by 'rub one out' hes knows your a female and need to rub your clit to intiate pleasure, he wasnt implying you were a bloke

video footage needed :P


thats definately a no, no!

[lewy]

aww bless, she's all upset. give her an easy time lads. lets comfort her :)
then when she trusts us and is at her most vulnerable time, we all make our move and shag her senseless....she will love it. *dibs on me going first!*

[Peejous]

http://wasteddomain.com/gallery/d/605-1/tits-gtfo.jpg

[Jordy6969]

GTFO??

[char]

aww bless, she's all upset. give her an easy time lads. lets comfort her :)
then when she trusts us and is at her most vulnerable time, we all make our move and shag her senseless....she will love it. *dibs on me going first!*

thank you =]

[Paul]

Reminds me of my mate that was mid sex session, she was ontop, all of a sudden she bursts into tears sobbing about how much she loves her x. Time and a place love, mid nookie is neither

Hahahhahaa

[Danr]

This thread is shit.

[0rang3peel]

this thread has potential

[betty02]

exactly, not going to be the best person to be getting advice from!

Just read this what you trying to say? i had 5 kids at 12 by 5 diffrent mothers, i fucked them all off but still claim benifits, hwhat more do u want?

[Danr]

It doesn't. It's quite sad that people need to come on here, when they are a newb and tell us all their problems when we don't actually care. Now if she came on saying.... "My bf broke up with me because he found me in bed with his sister and her best friend" then it's a different story.

Also, if she had come on saying she was thinking about buying a vtr and then slapped a pic of her kipper on here then we can talk business.

[Paul]

thank you =]

Selectah!

[Peejous]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/Da_Peej/titsNao.jpg

[Mikey]

so your saying...no to my date?

[Paul]

Pmsl @ peej

[Danr]

so your saying...no to my date?

What time big boy? Dinner or just straight to mine for a munch on my cock?

[Mikey]

What time big boy? Dinner or just straight to mine for a munch on my cock?

PM'D

:fcuk:

[Mieran]

There is something fishy about this member :detective:

[Danr]

There is something fishy about this member :detective:

Hasn't cleaned it for a while? More cheesy i feel.

I once kicked a dead fox in the road.

[streakofpiss]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/GTFO/4/olde-tits_or_gtfo.jpg

[streakofpiss]

But seriously, you always knew he was too good for you, right?

[Mikey]

i love you.

[char]

so your saying...no to my date?

Sorry, but thats a no.
im already out anyway.

[char]

But seriously, you always knew he was too good for you, right?

he wernt too good for me.
he was perfect!

[Mikey]

were over.

[betty02]

he wernt too good for me.
he was perfect!

I know i was, sorry i acted like a fool. Have me back!

[char]

were over.

im sorry:n:

[Mikey]

im sorry:n:

you will be, i boil bunnys

[Danr]

Btw mikey, it's we're.... not were.

[char]

you will be, i boil bunnys

bunny boiler by any chance?

[Mikey]

Btw mikey, it's we're.... not were.

sorry dad.

bunny boiler by any chance?

ohhh yeah

[lewy]

thanks to my post lol

obv didnt see the other text.... :P

[Danr]

thanks to my post lol

obv didnt see the other text.... :P

I did :)

And i like your style.

[char]

he is your dad now :O

[Danr]

he is your dad now :O

I'll be yours if you like it that way?

[Peejous]

Please don't bump this thread without pics.

kthnxbai

[char]

I'll be yours if you like it that way?

not reallly!

[Giraffe]

Just close your eyes and think of all the good times you've had together... Random walks in the park... Being cuddled up together in bed... All the stupid shit he did to make you laugh... Just gazing into each others eyes...

THOSE WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN LOL

He probably just wants a better girlfriend.

Just had to get this back in peoples eyelines, so fucking funny, I'm glad nobody was around me at work cos I seriously laughed out loud.

[lewy]

I did :)

And i like your style.

haha yes boy!!!

char, obv likes it too ;)

[mclarenmatt]

Im suprised this hasn't been locked yet lol.

9 pages of nothing!

[hellonpluto]

Char, get some pictures posted of you please!

[char]

no, definately not.

[rey]

lol e-pervs are loving this shit

[JamesR]

F**K me 10th page and its still going! lol

[Bowey]

time is a healer as they say , do things to get him out ur head like go to the gym or anything that will pass the days..

[Bowey]

just close your eyes and think of all the good times you've had together... Random walks in the park... Being cuddled up together in bed... All the stupid shit he did to make you laugh... Just gazing into each others eyes...

those will never ever happen again lol

he probably just wants a better girlfriend.


lmfaoooooooooooooo omg i almost pissed myself hahahahaha

[lewy]

no, definately not.

don't listen to them, you dont have to post pics up for them. have some dignity :)
just send them to me, il come over and show you what lewy is all about..

[Luke]

Like we care...

LBD!

[Ryyy]

But seriously, you always knew he was too good for you, right?

BaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
If I could give you rep..I would

Seriously though go get laid love

Shall take your mind off of him

Or just sit in and cry 'till your'e eyes fall out

[baker556]

im from sittingbourne......what uni you going to?

[mclarenmatt]

im from sittingbourne......what uni you going to?

Good to see more Sittingbourne people on here! :)

[rey]

Good to see more Sittingbourne people on here! :)

theres 4/5 of us floating about that see each other often.. man we're cool :homme:

[mclarenmatt]

theres 4/5 of us floating about that see each other often.. man we're cool :homme:

Haha :)

Maybe if I ever find a VTR I could come have a little drive about with you all!

[lewy]

char, admit that you need a good ramming up the shit pipe.

[Ryan]

and think thats enough tbh....

seems the usual wankers have forgotten which porn sites they use again.