View Full Version : What if.. There Was NO Crime?
smiith
12th March 2009, 02:12
Was having a think earlier when a mate was talking about the time he got arrested and given a £80 fine, for pretending to hump a giant plantpot in town.. fully clothed, so not been rude, just messing about at 4AM.. Had to be taken 20 miles to Scarborough because they cant process you in whitby anymore, then made to get a taxi home after time in the cells..
What do you think would happen, if all of a sudden, NO ONE in the world, commited crimes. Everyone was just playing everything by the law, no more theft, property damage, assualt.. SPEEDING
Do you think the police would start finding something to charge people for? Or actually, do you think the government would make new laws, so the police had new things to charge you for, to make money?
What do you think?
TU-Tuning
12th March 2009, 02:16
The world wouldnt work, its based on crime and corruption. People have to get fucked over its a fact of life tbh
smiith
12th March 2009, 02:17
Thats what i thought, if everyone abided by current laws, they would make new ones, so that they could still take people to court and whatnot
MrHouston
12th March 2009, 02:44
The money we get off crime is HUGE too, so prices would go up on everything else to compensate for it!
Predator_R32
12th March 2009, 02:47
Thgere would be no prisons, no courts, resulting in no jobs liek police, security jobs, prison officers, lawyers, so crime does pay :p
smiith
12th March 2009, 02:55
Thgere would be no prisons, no courts, resulting in no jobs liek police, security jobs, prison officers, lawyers, so crime does pay :p
Oh good, so, my £1500 fines for my 11 points... should make me tax exempt for 2 years? :P
Add91289
12th March 2009, 09:38
if no one commited crime then no one would speeders, so they'd take down the speed cameras as they no longer made money, with the speed cameras gone people would then drive faster and take advantage. :y:
baker556
12th March 2009, 09:44
my dad use to work in saudi arabia went out their a few times their virtually no crime at all !
The arabs just leave their cars on with the a/c on when they go into resturants etc as there so rich and theres no crime its insane !
If you steal out their you get your hand chopped off so i guess it makes sense...
andrew0510
12th March 2009, 09:55
Sad to say crime does make the world go round.
Why don't you a try a world with no immigrants?
phil-jones
12th March 2009, 10:07
my dad use to work in saudi arabia went out their a few times their virtually no crime at all !
The arabs just leave their cars on with the a/c on when they go into resturants etc as there so rich and theres no crime its insane !
If you steal out their you get your hand chopped off so i guess it makes sense...
if you pick money up off the floor its classed as stealing and they chop your hand off
wiggyk1
12th March 2009, 10:09
But how would i make a living if there was no crime :P
flynnsvtr
12th March 2009, 10:09
Go to Japan and find out!
Crime rate there is virtually non existent.
Keefo
12th March 2009, 10:25
Go to Japan and find out!
Crime rate there is virtually non existent.
except when they finger little girls with pedo bear on the train
craig180
12th March 2009, 10:31
where would I get my narcs from?
TU-Tuning
12th March 2009, 10:55
The Americans know the location of nearly every poppy field in the world, for an eighth of theyre yearly budget keeping the helicopters in the air on the east coast catching smugglers they could incinerate the source for good. Buts its too good for the economy so they dont
alex19
12th March 2009, 11:07
The government would be broke really.
Barry123
12th March 2009, 11:08
Saudi Arabia ftw.
oli208
12th March 2009, 11:16
The traffic would be very very slow. every1 going 30 or 20mph, wot a scary thought!
Jamie
12th March 2009, 11:17
Was having a think earlier when a mate was talking about the time he got arrested and given a £80 fine, for pretending to hump a giant plantpot in town.. fully clothed, so not been rude, just messing about at 4AM.. Had to be taken 20 miles to Scarborough because they cant process you in whitby anymore, then made to get a taxi home after time in the cells..
What do you think would happen, if all of a sudden, NO ONE in the world, commited crimes. Everyone was just playing everything by the law, no more theft, property damage, assualt.. SPEEDING
Do you think the police would start finding something to charge people for? Or actually, do you think the government would make new laws, so the police had new things to charge you for, to make money?
What do you think?
I think they already try to find things to charge people for!
After my little encounter, i mean fair play i was in the wrong but the variables at the time should have made it just a warning.. they get bored and look for some action to willy wave there power happy egos..
Not all are like it though.
The likely hood of crime disapearing is 0x1000%-3243232 never happening, there is so much scum in the world it would be hard to get shot of it all lolz
Ryan
12th March 2009, 11:19
Saudi Arabia ftw.
unless you are female and get caught having an affair/drinking tea lol
Barry123
12th March 2009, 11:22
unless you are female and get caught having an affair/drinking tea lol
Means my bitches... I mean bitch, won't do a runner with another man
Saudi Arabia ftw.
smiith
12th March 2009, 11:57
Means my bitches... I mean bitch, won't do a runner with another man
Saudi Arabia ftw.
Or they.. i mean she, would run off with Jonny Vegas and his masses of Tea?
I think the country needs crime to keep it going, i bet its the biggest profit organization in the world.
TU-Tuning
12th March 2009, 12:02
Or they.. i mean she, would run off with Jonny Vegas and his masses of Tea?
I think the country needs crime to keep it going, i bet its the biggest profit organization in the world.
No, that would be the Catholic Church lol :drink::drink::boxing::boxing:
vts_nico
12th March 2009, 13:31
without crime this would be a very, very boring world.
Karl
12th March 2009, 13:33
So many people would be losing jobs (Police force) etc,
the world needs crime ~
EwynSaxo
12th March 2009, 13:54
i got fined the ova day
because i parked by people drinking in a no drinking zone
£35 lost for no reason
also one or two werent of age to drink but i aint either
but i dun drink perfer to break the speeding law:)
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