Cinema Date - ffs

[Ste]

For a start i hate these threads but its short notice and you munters will have to do. Love you really.

Im taking a girl out tomorrow night, she wants to go to the cinema and for a drink. Fair enough, but im a dinner and drink date chap.

So whats the crack, how do you act throughout the film on a first date?. Shes super shy btw so i doubt she'll put up with any funny business and i get tunnel vision infront of the TV (no response unless you tap me or speak loudly) so.... do i just sit enjoy the film like shes not even there, then carry on as normal when we leave or..... urm, what the fuck else can i do.

[gav1513]

got to the back row and tell her youo want some loving haha works a treat :y:

[LeeM]

watch a comedy and fuck about lol

[Darlo-paul]

Act casual, don't force yourself upon her just go with the flow. If things happen let it be her making things happen, if she's super shy and you make the move, no doubt she'd feel uncomftable. If all else fails do the classic yawn and put your arm around her aka 'the move'

[Barry123]

cinema is a no no

you're suppose to be chatting and getting to know each other innit.

cinema and sly fingering for next date yo

[Tony]

If its a comedy when you laugh (and she is laughing) try to look at her and make eye contact.

Dont stress too much though.

[Barry123]

If its a comedy when you laugh (and she is laughing) try to look at her and make eye contact.

Dont stress too much though.

cinemas are dark aren't they?

[Tony]

cinemas are dark aren't they?

But the screen is bright. I had a stair light lighting me up last week.

[Chris_O]

cinema is shit and awkward for a first date imo!

[GreenMachine]

i hate the cinema. cant sit still. go for a meal get smashed and take her home for some mcloving

[goodall3518]

give her a casual touch now and again to flirt

[Tony]

i hate the cinema. cant sit still. go for a meal get smashed and take her home for some mcloving

Even McDonalds don't put the 'g' on the end :zainy:

[LeeM]

give her a casual touch now and again to flirt

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[fossie]

Hole in the bottom of the popcorn box ftw

[smiith]

cinema is a no no

you're suppose to be chatting and getting to know each other innit.

cinema and sly fingering for next date yo

didnt know you were into been fingered :n:

but as AdGayer said, you need to get some chitta chatta in foo'

If you do go cinema, kinda slowly work your way to holdin her hand or something :)

[LeeM]

If you do go cinema, kinda slowly work your way to holdin her hand or something :)

or her boob :fcuk:

[Barry123]

didnt know you were into been fingered :n:

bigtime.

[Mr_X]

watch then back to yours to "discuss"

[Ste]

Yea cinema is shit, probably the worst of all the options for a first date. But she wants cinema so cinema she gets lol. VIP seats are out of the window then, too far apart.

It seem ill be just nebbing then until the film finishes, hopefully she chooses a comedy. Not a super shite shitty shit film. Then i can start chatting away.

[saxo_tom1234]

go on ste get in there. ask her if she got any single mates 4 me hahahahahahaha lol

[Ste]

go on ste get in there. ask her if she got any single mates 4 me hahahahahahaha lol

Shes tiny like so im gonna get her karting, 42 second lap time ftw. Ill see if her mates will come.

Might be getting ahead of myself, she might do my fucking nuts in.

[saxo_tom1234]

Shes tiny like so im gonna get her karting, 42 second lap time ftw. Ill see if her mates will come.

Might be getting ahead of myself, she might do my fucking nuts in.

you on kc are slowing me down now with my 43.6 lap times lol.

[Ste]

too right, i couldnt get into the 44's last time!!! The kart handled really well but the power was lacking abit. I think the fastest lap our team got was by Jonathan, who was 62 iirc and race all his life and he only did a 44.4. Made me feel better anyways lol.

[Mitchell]

its not so bad if you see a comedy, so you can laugh and not sit dead quiet.

just remember to laugh at the same bits she does.

[saxo_tom1234]

hahahha lol. we didnt finish last, when you off next ????

[smiith]

bigtime.

Been darn sarrf has warped your mind

P.S watch grand turino... What are you fish heads looking at?

[James_Skylit]

Go see the shittest film on,

Because a; The cinema will be empty and b; She will hopefully get bored and have no choice but to get wet.

[StephanieLouise]

Lmao the fun nights at the cinema...god i aint dun that ina while lol :P

Last time i did there was a powercut during the film how gay lol

[streakofpiss]

I'd say crack jokes about the film/what's happening regardless of if it's a comedy or not. Making jokes about other people in the cinema is always funny too.

e.g.

"I hope that fat woman doesn't sit here."

"I dare you to throw popcorn at that man with the big nose."

"Lol, that little disabled boy is funny."

[Predator_R32]

Just watch the film and glance at her every so often, buy her popcorn and a drink to share

tbh cinema isnt the best way to get to know someone, but its an old way of doing things, cinema is a safe option imo although a meal afterwards will get you brownie points

[Viper]

if she has popcorn, when she picks up the box. smack it so it flies all over her :y:

[Predator_R32]

Lmao the fun nights at the cinema...god i aint dun that ina while lol :P

Last time i did there was a powercut during the film how gay lol

actually thats ideal imo, oh dear a power cut, dogging going on all over :y:

[smiith]

actually thats ideal imo, oh dear a power cut, dogging going on all over :y:

Bet you would be straight onto the man next to you pred :P

[Predator_R32]

The long haired one sitting next to me, if its dark nobody needs to know :p

[smiith]

The long haired one sitting next to me, if its dark nobody needs to know :p

Viper last year? :panic:

You sick sick boy :homme:

[Predator_R32]

Ohhhh no, reminds me of ace ventura a bit

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[smiith]

LOL @ bottom right pic! Close enough to mono brow

[PManghan]

Hole in the bottom of the popcorn box ftw
Lmfao, pissed myself laughing at this, do it!

[wiggyk1]

I bet she wants to go see marley and me! And from what i hear, that is a major chick flick and people just break down and cry near the end! Which might work in your favour, show your emotional side! :)

[craig180]

On a serious note bring her to mine and I'll stick you a DVD on the big screen and stand in the corner with popcorn and ice cream, then when the films finished we can spit roast her

[stevie_m]

go take her to Gran Torino.... wat a movie count watch it twice

[Ste]

On a serious note bring her to mine and I'll stick you a DVD on the big screen and stand in the corner with popcorn and ice cream, then when the films finished we can spit roast her


Cheers mate, what time do the wife & kids go to bed?. Ill park far away so she doesnt hear the exhaust ;).


go take her to Gran Torino.... wat a movie count watch it twice

I wanna go see Bronson, the guys only down the road from me in Wakey prison, infact he had his review on the 11th of this month so he'll know if hes getting out or not. He's not quite the GUVNOR though!!!!

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Gran Torino is funny as chuff tho!.

[goodall3518]

finger lickin gooood'

[stevie_m]

still piss myself when "Toad" goes into the barber shop.

Goodall how did your date go ?

[stevie_m]

He was a good bare knuckle boxer. His last fight was against a rottweiler (which he killed) only because no-one wanted to fight him

[Mystic]

On a serious note bring her to mine and I'll stick you a DVD on the big screen and stand in the corner with popcorn and ice cream, then when the films finished we can spit roast her

PMSL thought that was a bit of an unusual & weird, serious answer! ..Until the end lol

[gouldy87]

put your dick through the bottom of the pop corn bag and offer her a piece telling her the best ones are at the bottom................

[dannyboycov1991]

only good if she likes her popcorn salted.


Dont make jokes about disabled people in the cinema, i stupidly done it once and she told me she a had a disabled brother :n: and it then became really awkward. i only laughed at the chair cus it was like multy coloured.

[Ste]

Thought i might aswell finish this thread off, just got back!. Went suprisingly well tbh but thanks to having fucking stupid tight harnesses in and a passenger seat that may aswell be on the floor, i couldn't lean over to kiss her when i dropped her off so i just looked like a dickhead as she smiled at me...... What a nondy ploon, i didn't think that one through.

But other than that, first real date ive had in a cinema, not bad tbh, was expecting it to be a bit drawn out. Still prefer a good meal like. And best of all shes a decent lass. So if i didnt fuck it up by looking like i just dropped her off and fobbed her off ill see if shes up for another.

[lewy]

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lmfao sexual harassment panda

[stevie_m]

keep us up to date... you got another date ?

[Tony]

You do have that little of a life?