First time experience

[Tony_Jay86]

Well, it was my mates 18th yesterday so we got a few lads together & one lass & hit burnley town, we started off in the pubs first as its alot cheaper, we soon hit the clubs, the first club was so small & so crammed that we all had one drink & left, we then moved onto a bigger club which wasnt to bad, we found a corner where we could stay, i cant stand busy places it makes me feel clostraphobic (sp).

Yes iam 19 & yes i have never been clubbing before tonight but i just dont like going out in rough places, thats my first time i have ever been clubbing & there is no way i am going again, i hated it, there was alot of lasses there & couldnt keep my eyes off them, that was a thursday night, i'd hate to think what friday & saturday would be like, i am now deffernatly going down the road to be a bouncer.

You dont need to go clubbing to have fun in life, i'll just stick to the pubs from now on.

[Hanny_lou]

i like to be able to hear the people i am with

[Tony_Jay86]

Very true, the first club we hit i coudlnt even hear myself think, never mind my mate asking me what i wanted to drink.

No hangover this morning (touchwood) but i am feeling a tony bit rough.

[Hanny_lou]

i like to be able to sit down as well

[Clouds_mate]

I like to spend the beginging of the night in a bar/pub to chat and taht then as the nights goes on and i drink more start going to more busy places then end of the night dance like a twat in some packed club..

[Hanny_lou]

i only dance silly if im reallllly drunk

[grantsmith1985]

Yer I do the same leckie. Have a social drink in a pub to start with. then to a busier pub, get tanked up and then off to the club to pull my grooves on the dance floor (not, lol)

[Clouds_mate]

i shall be starting the above in about 2hr, fuck yes

[Sax1lora]

youll find me lying on the middle of the dancefloor unconsious smileys/smiley4.gif

[Clouds_mate]

ahh so your one of them twats who trys to look hard by drinking fast. then pass out in front of every1 smileys/smiley20.gif

[Tony_Jay86]

You'll find me on the doors in 2 years (hopefully)

[grantsmith1985]

Lol, all the bouncers around here seem to take a fancy to 16yo girls and let them in to all the pubs/clubs.

[Hanny_lou]

went clubbin in brummie the other week and lost my fone!!

but.....

some guy came up to me and gave it back!! smileys/smiley3.gif smileys/smiley3.gif smileys/smiley3.gif

in fucking brummmie of all places!!

[Sax1lora]

Lol, all the bouncers around here seem to take a fancy to 16yo girls and let them in to all the pubs/clubs.

same here.

my man started a bouncer job but hated and it left, they get some amount of abuse.

[grantsmith1985]

I think it would be a well good job. Get to send away the little 15 yo little buggers that are going to cause trouble and give them a whack if they cause any probs. Nice one, lol.

[AdamW]

I like to spend the beginging of the night in a bar/pub to chat and taht then as the nights goes on and i drink more start going to more busy places then end of the night dance like a twat in some packed club..

Dancing like a twat is always a winner with the lasses.....

[grantsmith1985]

If I guy can dance properly he is either black (no offence intended) or Gay (again no offence intended) White men cant dance, FACT. lol

[AdamW]

Good job Im a black Gay guy.....

[grantsmith1985]

Sorted then, I know I cant dance for shite, lol. Still I think I can once I got the alcohol in me, lol.

[AdamW]

If I guy can dance properly he is either black (no offence intended) or Gay (again no offence intended) White men cant dance, FACT. lol

Also Oz....Wont appreciate that comment...

[Clouds_mate]

same. I can bust a move. If me and adam come to the xmas i will show you

[grantsmith1985]

Together??? I can see the romance blossoming, lol. smileys/smiley3.gif

[Clouds_mate]

was attemping to brreak into the blonde gals but he settled for hannah and he said i could watch

[Sax1lora]

ahh so your one of them twats who trys to look hard by drinking fast. then pass out in front of every1 smileys/smiley20.gif

i dont drink fast, i just drink a hell of a lot before i come out the house, nothing wrong with getting ratarsed!

[grantsmith1985]

Can we all watch next time, got nothing better to do, lol.

[Clouds_mate]

ahh so your one of them twats who trys to look hard by drinking fast. then pass out in front of every1 smileys/smiley20.gif

i dont drink fast, i just drink a hell of a lot before i come out the house, nothing wrong with getting ratarsed!

Yes but then you look like a cunt when your out.

People laugh and point at you. and i no this because am normally the twat who points it out to every 1

[Hanny_lou]

was attemping to brreak into the blonde gals but he settled for hannah and he said i could watch

is that me??? smileys/smiley5.gif

[saxx]

pmsl at the bouncer comment!

that is so true!

they all do that down here - and think theyre lush cos of what they do! smileys/smiley11.gif

i dont go to clubs in yeovil - full of 14 yr olds gettin drunk on cider!

However, clubbin in the cities is good - bristols a good night, and bournemouth!!

but i do like to start the nite in a nice bar with seats!

[Clouds_mate]

no somebody fit...

[saxx]

ahh so your one of them twats who trys to look hard by drinking fast. then pass out in front of every1 smileys/smiley20.gif

i dont drink fast, i just drink a hell of a lot before i come out the house, nothing wrong with getting ratarsed!

Lambrini!!!

[Hanny_lou]

you aint met me to know i aint

[AdamW]

no somebody fit...

What have I missed....

[Sax1lora]

well i dont drink poof juice like bottles of Breezer or WKD, take me dats to get drunk on that!

ill stick to my double vodkas, apple sours and shots of Aftershock!!

thats what i call alcohol!!!

[Clouds_mate]

thank god smileys/smiley14.gif

[AdamW]

i dont go to clubs in yeovil - full of 14 yr olds gettin drunk on cider!


Yeovil is our first stop Leckie.....

[Sax1lora]

i dont go to clubs in yeovil - full of 14 yr olds gettin drunk on cider!


Yeovil is our first stop Leckie.....

i wont even ask...... smileys/smiley5.gif

[grantsmith1985]

well i dont drink poof juice like bottles of Breezer or WKD, take me dats to get drunk on that!

ill stick to my double vodkas, apple sours and shots of Aftershock!!

thats what i call alcohol!!!
Apple sourz, isnt that like only 20% or something stupid like that. Aftershock is nice. I should give you some Stroh Rum I have got, it is 80% alcohol. Not 80%proof but 80% alcohol. You can feel it in your stomach, lol.

[AdamW]

Black Absinth....was a fave in Shagaluf

[Clouds_mate]

i dont go to clubs in yeovil - full of 14 yr olds gettin drunk on cider!


Yeovil is our first stop Leckie.....

Ok batman smileys/afro.gif

[grantsmith1985]

Absynth is Gorgeous, This stroh stuff just taste like burn , lol.

[saxx]

god help the inbreds smileys/smiley17.gif

[Clouds_mate]

please please stop all this talk. Its making my pants moist. 1.5 hour to goooo

[grantsmith1985]

If you fix your server smileys/smiley5.gif other wise your having a late start smileys/smiley19.gif

[AdamW]

Im staying in this evening......But will be getting trashed

[Clouds_mate]

nah come 4.30 then i fob the fucker off and am outa ere

[Hanny_lou]

mmmmmm vodka! i mite stay in with that

[grantsmith1985]

I used to say to my ex, you have a problem when you want to stay in and drink by yourself, lol.

[AdamW]

I used to say to my ex, you have a problem when you want to stay in and drink by yourself, lol.

I wont be alone my friend......... smileys/smiley2.gif

[grantsmith1985]

I was saying aobut Laura staying in with voddy, lol. I am well up for going out tonight now, all my mates are chefs though and work. Gotta wait until tomorrow night and even then we are only going to get out at about 11

[Hanny_lou]

i got an early start 2moro so a vodka or ten will knck me out

[Sax1lora]

i aint staying in with Vodka, im going to my cousins 18th tonight. all the family oh no............

[Hanny_lou]

i dont have any cousins

[Sax1lora]

I used to say to my ex, you have a problem when you want to stay in and drink by yourself, lol.

I wont be alone my friend......... smileys/smiley2.gif

yeah Leckies coming round......

[AdamW]

Nah your man is coming round..we got some hookers for the night.....wouldnt be the first time he has cheated on ya.....

[Sax1lora]

LMBO! © sax-p @Adam. yeah ok then smileys/smiley4.gif

[Sax1lora]

you that ugly you need hookers? no-one else want you?

[AdamW]

He is gonna whisper sweet nothings into my ear and tell me war stories....

[Sax1lora]

lol

sometimes i wonder about you Adam............

[AdamW]

you that ugly you need hookers? no-one else want you?

Nah they just dont get lippy......

[Sax1lora]

hey i dont get lippy!

its the guys that do, mmmm....thats when the duck tape comes in to play smileys/smiley15.gif

[AdamW]

Does your boyfriend ever get you to dress up as a soldier..so he can reminisce.....

[Sax1lora]

ha ha thats like sooooooo funnysmileys/smiley24.gif

couldnt get anymore original

[AdamW]

Well you said start an interesting thread....Make up your mind

[Sax1lora]

Well you said start an interesting thread....Make up your mind

yeah START a thread, not steal someones elses.

[Hanny_lou]

wish my man would dress up 4 me

[Sax1lora]

the arny unifroms ok, but see him everyday in it.

white sailor suit, now your talking smileys/lover.gif

[AdamW]

Thought your preferd outfit was a McDonalds outfit....

[Hanny_lou]

nah he wouldnt b wearing much smileys/smiley14.gif

[Sax1lora]

nah he wouldnt b wearing much smileys/smiley14.gif

well, for long anyway smileys/smiley15.gif

Adam, id rather see you dressed as a large chicken smileys/smiley4.gif

[AdamW]

Adam, id rather see you dressed as a large chicken smileys/smiley4.gif

Aint gonna happen.....unless you shave your moustache first....

[Sax1lora]

not what you were saying before smileys/smiley2.gif

sorry forgot, large egg suits are your thing

[AdamW]

Only If I get to let my yoke go on you face....

[Sax1lora]

Only If I get to let my yoke go on you face....

LMFBO! © sax-p!

mmmmmmmmmm................i dont have a comeback to that smileys/smiley13.gif

[Hanny_lou]

im on about my man here

[Sax1lora]

Adam and his egg suits funnier tho. smileys/smiley4.gif

[AdamW]

im on about my man here

Hahahaha Your Boring........

[grantsmith1985]

Yer I agree, Had to do smoe work and I just read it, much funier.

[Hanny_lou]

im on about my man here

Hahahaha Your Boring........

dont care really

[Sax1lora]

this is when the devil comes out in him.......

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[Clouds_mate]

good old meetings smileys/happy.gif back now for 14mins then beer shall flow

[Sax1lora]

or maybe this takes your fancy......
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[grantsmith1985]

Yer I am going to in 10 mins, then go back to work.

[Hanny_lou]

i have been home ALL day- sucks

[grantsmith1985]

Student bums smileys/smiley3.gif lol

[Hanny_lou]

Its pants

tryin to do a 9000 word esay

[Sax1lora]

should get a part time job, keeps your mind busy smileys/smiley4.gif

[Hanny_lou]

i have

tues, sat and sunday

[Sax1lora]

oh well thats that out the window then, a hobby??

[Hanny_lou]

sleep?

lol

i am trying to do an essay! but... its tough

its an essay , 9000 wrds, on the sexual content of girls magazines and the use of agony aunts

[Sax1lora]

the most ive ever done was a 1,200 word essay (in Latin) that was HARD

[Hanny_lou]

latin????
never did that

[Sax1lora]

dont, its hard as fook!

[Hanny_lou]

i did french and german