Could You Sh*g Your Mams Friend

[Steve]

All jokes a side, this has been going on for years, my mams mate keeps coming to kiss me, she wants extra's.

Would you commit?


Serious answers

[stompin-sarah]

no................................................ .. even if i was male..... still no

[Darlo-paul]

Depends what she looked like?

[evans1089]

pics ftw

[Sammy-Boy]

Pics tbh

[Steve]

no pics, shes 34 fit, tall and blonde.

jim333 and richie2104vtr know what she looks like.
Normally i would mount any lass going, but i am a little jubious to say the least. Its been going on since i was 17 and i am nearly 21. haha shes sleeping in my bed again tonight. I normally have to sleep on the sofa down stairs haha

[PETE-VTR]

dont do it, what would your mam say...

theres loads of other tall blonde chicks out there

[PSPDan]

I would say do it. Although I think you'd very quickly begin to regret it!!

[Steve]

she keeps coming into my office (my spare bedroom) to visit me.........

lmao here she is *minimises screen*

[saxo_tom1234]

just do it mate lol, why not, a shag is a shag,

just ask for heads then mate

[VTEC-Saxo]

deffo specli if it was a mates mum, "Your cars wank" Iv shagged your mum.

[PETE-VTR]

fuck it mate go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

make sure you beast her tho ftw

[Graeme]

if I'm honest I would if she was fit

[Steve]

shes got 2 kids and a husband i forgot to add.

flush over shes left teh office.....



keep thinking of the consequence's < dont give a fuck about spelling.

If i am honest.

[evans1089]

fuck it mate go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

make sure you beast her tho

+1 agreed. If shes worthy go 4 it...

still pictures ftw though

[Graeme]

deffo specli if it was a mates mum, "Your cars wank" Iv shagged your mum.

Ufail

It's his mums mate not his

[Steve]

Ufail

It's his mums mate not his

vtec-saxo shags his mum ftl!!!!!!!


:afro:

[VTEC-Saxo]

Ufail

It's his mums mate not his

hmm, my mums mates my mates mum :S
You fail.

[ricksimmonds]

no...tbh shes probably teasing you, pretty sure once youve said fuck it ill do it she'll be like omg this is my mates little boy

[craigy_87]

i've no problem with the idea of it, just wouldnt with any of my mums mates lol

[Mr_P]

My mother has a genuinely fit mate who i would in any other circumstance absolutely ruin, and all my mates who have seen her... well the pervy ones.. i have had to drag away. But as dirty as she seems, no matter how pissed i was i wouldn't shag my mother's mate. There has to be an unwritten rule about it somewhere.

[rey]

go for it mate!

[Steve]

no...tbh shes probably teasing you, pretty sure once youve said fuck it ill do it she'll be like omg this is my mates little boy

my thoughts all along, shes touched my knob *lots. And had good feelage of the titties from me, once i was playing a game of cod4 on xbox live, richie2104vtr on the mi c and she came in and she was talking filth to me he heard ha, jim333 has met her and was a wooo'd by her.

grabbed her MOT before to see if she was teasing, she didnt back off just grinded me...

its uncomfortable like, if the parents were away steve would play....

[Chris_O]

would definately be a classic story for years to come lol and if shes fit and a milf i would probably for it! might be slightly harsh on the husband and the kids though lol

[Steve]

seriously if you were in my socks (am not wearing shoes) you wouldnt know wtf to do.

[Graeme]

Steve if you don't your gay end off LOL

[Steve]

Steve if you don't your gay end off LOL

i sucked her tit :S lol



fuck knows why, she just got them out.


she is fit, like really fit, i dont think i can man up to it. I mean yeah i thought about it, but come on its my mams mate.

[Ryyy]

Yes

Yes

Yes

Grow Some Testes and get her humped

[Graeme]

when?LOL

Sounds like a right cocktease which is never a bad thing

Need sort out a road trip up your way I think LOL not seen you in ages haha

[Steve]

when?LOL

Sounds like a right cocktease which is never a bad thing

Need sort out a road trip up your way I think LOL not seen you in ages haha

haha seriously come round, shes mint.

:fcuk:

i would snap a photo but feel harsh lol

[MrHouston]

snap away!

[Mr_P]

My mother's mate is similar to this woman your describing but not as forward though. lol. Also she has a niece who is my age and is royally worth a shag, so any more interaction with these families could cause fucking mayhem.

[wilsh81]

send ya little swimmers swimmin m8 :y:

[ash050]

go for it dude u will only regret it if u don't.

[andrew0510]

Not if shes a good mate of hers.

Go for it though, I love older women.

[Mr_P]

go for it dude u will only regret it if u don't.

Or possibly regret it for the rest of his life if he does.:wacko:

[bridgesvtr90]

could be a good shag but break up a marriage the ruin two kids lives lol

[mclarenmatt]

Haha go for it, no one has to know lmao :y:

I doubt she will shag you and then blab about it!

[Matt67]

Your gay if you don't

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[Ste]

I wouldn't have even thought this long about it, id have already been doing her for a while tbh.

http://www.go-patriots.com/Posters/Git-er-done.jpg

Lifes full of choices, this ones easier than most. You'll just grow up wishing you'd banged a milf before you became an old fart. - So do it now, whilst you can still make her sore. :)

[Viper]

steven..

pictures are needed!

[SAXOSi]

Ive pulled my mums mate a few times, if someone didnt come back early once I'd of tapped her BIG style

[RICKYP-RPM]

ask if she can keep a secret first

[MrHouston]

Hasn't posted in a while..he's scored

[phillyh]

LOL!
I hope he's got her fucked....

and now running from the hubby and his mum xD

[0rang3peel]

I think you should deffinatly ruin her.

I ruined my older sisters best mate, shes 28 im 20.. and it was all fine.

[VTEC-Saxo]

I think you should deffinatly ruin her.

I ruined my older sisters best mate, shes 28 im 20.. and it was all fine.

LOL! best way :P

[Ashleyp]

some guy in my year at school (when we were 17) went out with his mums mate who was 31 with two kids lol

she wasnt a milf

he failed

you know the drill steve, pics needed of said girl.

[VTEC-Saxo]

Lol i no a guy who went out with his mates mum split the famly up like :/

[Giraffe]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

I would.

[craig180]

Do it mate. I would - then again she's only a few years older than me anyway :err:

I once banged a milf - married with a kid. Quite a few of my "real" friends know and fancied the tits off her (massive and real btw) but nobody knows I banged her as there would be carnage

I've now got my own Milf I can bang any time I want. Life's good :A:

[lewy]

Instructions for a quick insertion (foreplay not needed):

1. Take erect penis,
2. Ensure the cavern is moist (lets face it she's had 2 kids, its going to be a cavern)
3. If cavern is found to not be moist, get the lube (she might be dried out from age). If cavern is moist, proceed to step 4.
4. Take said erect penis and insert into said cavern.
5. Ram away as if the husband is on his way home from work, he only works 15 mins away from the house so i suggest you get ramming!
If he catches you, he's gonna fuck you like you're fucking his wife. Well, not exactly the same way, but you will get fucked.

[bullit]

get the fuck in there steve. youll regret later in life

[stevie_m]

go for it

[stendog]

do it, she obviously wants you to so might aswell would be rude not to

[danvtr17]

haha good thread.

pics.

[stevie_m]

she might let you chap on the backdoor

[MarkyG]

Just go for it fella, if the hubby finds out, move away. simple.

[Elliott]

go for it mate.

[jim333]

defo do it Steve if you don't I will!!

She is HOT milf

[Richie2104VTR]

As i said last night.

Don't be nervous be hard

Get her shocked


You better of hit that sh*t! lolz

[Steve]

As i said last night.






You better of hit that sh*t!

fpmsl at the be hard text.
She pussied out in the end :wink:

Ended up having a baileys and watcehd peep show haha

[VTEC-Saxo]

Disappointment

[craig180]

She pussied out in the end :wink:



So she turned you down then? ;)

[evans1089]

So she turned you down then? ;)

haha.. steve... :n:

[MarkyG]

HAHA lol, you bottled it then Steve?

[si_pow]

Go for it mate. haha. I would definately ;)

[Ryan]

the fact you have had to ask before rodding her makes you one big ponse :homme:

although it appears

http://techbuddha.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/vader-fail.jpg

[pjm300]

pics still needed

[Mr_X]

turned down by a 34 year old with a wizards sleeve. crap for you.


always next time, seriously tap that.

edit to add

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/milfs-saggy-demotivational-poster.jpg


maybe you have

http://that.animeblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/motivator9054826.jpg

[Mr_X]

http://that.animeblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/motivator9054826.jpg

[evans1089]

the fact you have had to ask before rodding her makes you one big ponse :homme:

although it appears

http://techbuddha.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/vader-fail.jpg

:y: Quality lo

[666]

NEEDS LOWERING;)

smamsh it around the place you poof, what sort of guy asks should i fuck a girl, be a man and hit it:y:

[Steve]

NEEDS LOWERING;)

smamsh it around the place you poof, what sort of guy asks should i fuck a girl, be a man and hit it:y:

lmao at replies.

its my mams best mate who has kids and a husband, got to think of the out come.....

there will be plenty more opportunities in the future :p

[char]

Dont do it, it could only cause problems
between your mum and her friend as well.
and its worse cs she has a hubby and kids

[AlexR]

Definitely a no go zone!

[Jaytee]

Can imagine the convo if you had done it and got rumbled.

Steves mum: why did you sleep with my best friend steve.

Steve: The internetz told me to do it mum.

Steves mum: did you show them pictures of her beforehand.

Steve: No, im not that bad

Steve's mum: EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!1111oneone!!!

[Mr_X]

Dont do it, it could only cause problems
between your mum and her friend as well.
and its worse cs she has a hubby and kids

if you dont someone else will. end of.

[Benji-Westcoast]

don't bother... 34 yr old + 2 kids = clowns pocket

[Mr_X]

on a serious note;

after childbirth is in never as tight? or does it go back?

[goodall3518]

haha this thread is pure gold...

im still confused though.
did you ask to shaft her?
or did you pussy out?!

[yorkie]

comment young man!!! it will be great she will rape you milfs always do!!!!

[wobble_vtr]

do it

unless her husbands a massive mental boxer or something (just a fingerin if he is, not as bad)

[Ryyy]

Result?!??

[goodall3518]

imagine if you boned her, then she got pregnant with your kid...

"erm mum.. i got something to tell you........."


:y:

[Ryyy]

^ Hahah lol

[Sophia_Bush]

well think about it how would you feel if one of your mates shagged your mum and put it over the net

[goodall3518]

i think this can only be settled with pics.

[flowersGTR]

Get some bloody Pics up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevie_m]

Can imagine the convo if you had done it and got rumbled.

Steves mum: why did you sleep with my best friend steve.

Steve: The internetz told me to do it mum.

Steves mum: did you show them pictures of her beforehand.

Steve: No, im not that bad

Steve's mum: EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!1111oneone!!!

thats almost as bad as saying "a bigger boy told me to do it"

just make a move, if it fails... try another mate

[stevie_m]

imagine if you boned her, then she got pregnant with your kid...

"erm mum.. i got something to tell you........."


:y:

your crazy bitch friend has been comming onto since i was 17 and she took advantage of me that night you had the party... i was drunk, so i fcuked her... its ok tho she isnt pregnant because i kicked her backdoor in

[NICK2506]

Pics ftw. Tbh i definatley would...but the fact she has a husband and kids :S could ruin a married couple and the kids would be so upset.

but if you can do it without them ever finding out then yes...do it.

[Chr15]

Just shag her, but dont get caught. If you do, have a plan B.

[bullit]

seen an awesome milf today, tits bouncing up and down and great ass. me and these lads just looked at her and grinned. we then raped her when she came out, she loved.

that last bit was a joke, she didint love it at all

[Mr_X]

seen an awesome milf today, tits bouncing up and down and great ass. me and these lads just looked at her and grinned. we then raped her when she came out, she loved.

that last bit was a joke, she didint love it at all

pmsl

milfs are always up for it. altho it has to be a proper milf, not a council estate milf at 13 thats not good. ruins the whole point of shagging a 13 year old. Flappy fanny ftl in that case

[fossie]

If she is alright matey just hump her...
Seriously pics ftw

[jamiemol]

tbh mate how often does a chance like this come along hot milf wants you to shaft her good and proper or go a good way about it both go out on the razz not together meet her once quite merry shaft her untill she cant stand any problems i was drunk she came onto me it was just a drunken mistake

[adamm]

ide probs do it alothough you would would regret it would still be good think about the experience she has mate probs be a great shag haha

[Chris_Mcfc]

Get stuck in lad, you'll regret it one day if you dont

[Ryyy]

seen an awesome milf today, tits bouncing up and down and great ass. me and these lads just looked at her and grinned. we then raped her when she came out, she loved.

that last bit was a joke, she didint love it at all

Hahaha...Rapiist

[Jacko]

if my mams friend was your mam i would....wudnt call her again though...ugly bitch.

[craig180]

if my mams friend was your mam i would....wudnt call her again though...ugly bitch.

Are you pissed or are you just being a cunt for fun tonight?

[mclarenmatt]

Are you pissed or are you just being a cunt for fun tonight?

LMFAO :drink:

[cooper-44]

id deffo do it. its man points for her age and for it bein ur mums friend hahaha