Stupid things you did that made you failed your driving test

[DBirch08]

hi, i was a bit board and was wondering wat stupid things people had done on thier drivin tests that faileed them lol.

[tobomoto]

rolled up a hill and overtook a pushbike on a corner.

[VTEC-Saxo]

was sat in ther car waiting for him and my foot slipped of the clutch and nocked him flying

[LeeM]

was sat in ther car waiting for him and my foot slipped of the clutch and nocked him flying

pmsl!!! you ran over your tester, classic story!
i did nothing stupid, i passed first time :A:

[jamiemackie]

passed first time, althought my mate took 7 attempts then wrote his car off after a month. Silly boy he was.

[Matty_Mills]

Passed first time.... know a lad who apparently wrote a car off on his test
x

[Saxo-Rich]

passed first time in 6 weeks, but got a friend who mounted the pavement with all 4 wheels on her first test, and now she on her 6th test and still not passed bless her.

[steviee90]

lol i passed first time aswell, although one of mty friends failed to stop for a lolipop man and almost ran him over

[andrew0510]

Passed first time aswell,

I got mates who think they can drive but are on like there 5th attempts lool
Still asking to drive my car!

[Matty]

Im still bitter that i failed first time round cus i took a T junction in first gear (was never completely stationary), and as there was a stop sign he gave me a major even though i checked mirrors and made sure there was nothing coming :n:
Passed second time round with 2 minors tho :y:

[Amiee]

Nothing Im perfect lol

[Peejous]

I tried hitting on the examiner... he was cute.

Also I know you're supposed to slow down passed schools etc. but apparently 5mph while looking at the kids is not safe...

[Matty_Mills]

Peeeeej, lowering the tone

[Keefo]

I tried hitting on the examiner... he was cute.

Also I know you're supposed to slow down passed schools etc. but apparently 5mph while looking at the kids is not safe...



PMSL!!!


and i passed second time, first time i didnt stop at a blind cross junktion...

when i did pass i wrote off my Saxo at a cross junktion irronicaly... lmfao

[gouldy87]

my driving instructor taught someone that flipped there car due to something being up with the tires and they killed the examiner on there test!

[Luke]

Went through an unmarked crossroads without slowing down.

To be fair though, I went on there nearly every lesson and my instructor never told me off for now slowing down/looking so he was partly to blame. I passed second time however...

[Peejous]

and i passed second time, first time i didnt stop at a blind cross junktion...

when i did pass i wrote off my Saxo at a cross junktion irronicaly... lmfao

*snigger*

my driving instructor taught someone that flipped there car due to something being up with the tires and they killed the examiner on there test!

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[stompin-sarah]

i didnt do anything to make me fail i passed 1st time.... but did get 8 minors...

[dannyboycov1991]

i nearly ran an old woman over on a pushbike as she was going round a roundabout, but my examiner obviously wasnt looking or didnt see any problem, passed first time with 2 minors after 2 months, i was well chuffed :homme:

[Benji-Westcoast]

failed the first time for completely ballsing up my parallel park manouever, no excuses i just messed it up.

passed second time even though imo i drove a lot worse than the first time, but my examner spent most of the time looking out the window and talking about his racing pigeons. what a nice guy

[Marshy]

I cut across what was apparently a two lane road on a roundabout, even though there where no road markings so I just thought it was a wide lane LOL

[peeweelp]

i bumped the kerb parallel parking was on a hill, my own silly fault, so i passed second time.

[Prickle]

I tryed to sqeeze in a road while oncoming cars were coming and some were parked. :zainy:

The test woman wasnt pleased, and i got the same test woman in my second test. :panic:

[VTEC-Saxo]

lmao, my bro cliped a wing wirrow on the way out the test center and in the frst 3 mins failed, bloke flipped out made him walk back

[Anushka101]

1. Almost ran over a kid on a Bike who crossed the road randomly without looking, it even wasnt a ped crossing. but the examiner blamed me for it.

2. Gave a white van driver a scare by slammming on the brakes.

Failed.

2nd time around all was good drove like a pro.

[Greig_Vtr]

None at all. . .
1 Minor =D


Ended up getting banned 8months later though =(
Not So Good

[Prickle]

Ended up getting banned 8months later though =(
Not So Good

Lol...


*goes for a drive*

[0rang3peel]

oh hai gui i has invented an junKtion

[Jessica-sp]

Passed 1st time but my sistet failed this week for going to slow she said!

[L33h]

tbh i dont even know y i failed my test.. he was just a prick who didnt want me to pass :).

[UKBrad]

Can we add a rule that no "first time show offs" can comment on this thread lol :D

[DBirch08]

m8 i cant belive u hit the examiner lol

[Saamuell]

Can we add a rule that no "first time show offs" can comment on this thread lol :D

First time :y:
Although i think my examiner must have been nuts because i thought i seriously screwed up the whole test 2/3 times but he passed me so im not complaining ;) must have liked my charm lol

[DBirch08]

people do some very stuiped things by the sounds of it then, i hope that i dont do any of those 2moz on my test lol (all should go well)

[Saamuell]

people do some very stuiped things by the sounds of it then, i hope that i dont do any of those 2moz on my test lol (all should go well)

Good luck :y:
Wednesday is a good day to take your test

[Mr_P]

Stupid things you did that made you failed your driving test

Well it was a Friday the fucking thirteenth! As i pulled out the test centre my phone went off, Pulled over, answered it. Five minutes later moved off again, safely might i add! Examiner wasn't impressed. Mounted the first roundabout :wall: and as I left some twat tried to leave on the inside of me!! :boxing: So I was getting pissed off.

My manouevres went well, I nailed reversing around the corner and turn in the road only to jump a red light and have to slam on the anchors because some old bint jumped out on me at a zebra crossing. After yelling "Stupid Fucking Bint" and giving her the "V"'s I sped off, overtook some slow twat in a bloody Festa and got back to the test centre where I neatly used the handbrake to park the car and light a fag. And he failed me on undue hesitation!!! So I finished my can of lager:drink: and caught the bus home. :n:



Only Joking I Am! I passed first time!

[flynnsvtr]

Went over the curb on the way out of the test centre lol....:(

[Law_UK]

i passed first time:) but got 6 minors

one for going in a puddle ... silly test person

[Pieface]

Passed first time. I was happy seeming as the Test centre was closing down.

[DBirch08]

cheers Saamuell, i really hope i do pass suz i 2 have a yellow saxo 2 m8 :P.
They look mint :cool:

[Pieface]

cheers Saamuell, i really hope i do pass suz i 2 have a yellow saxo 2 m8 :P.
They look mint :cool:

I really didn't understand some of that. What does suz mean?

[DBirch08]

it was ment 2 say 'cuz' but i dont reali look wat im doin when i type lol.

soz 4 not bein perfect m8

[saxo_tom1234]

i didnt look over my shoulder good enough when i was reversing i poped a neck muscle lookin round

[Saxoladlesta]

Passed fourth time,2nd time was "repeated Speeding" oops

[vtr_cheshire]

First time was "Going too slow and Failing to overtake" it was bloody pissing it down but apparently your supposed to overtake on your test in the pissing down rain behind a car doing 50 in a 60. Never liked him he was hitler... Honestly, Hitler.

Second test woman was like a lovely old deary, lovely woman i'd like to marry a lass that grows up to be like that!!

Still i feel failing first test made me a better driver somehow. 3 nearly 4 years no points!

[evans1089]

touched the testers leg..
mind you she was hot...

back seat fun ftw :y:

[DBirch08]

as long as she was hot then lol :P

[PSPDan]

I took ages pulling out of a junction trying to look "extra safe" although the examiner deemed 7 minutes at a junction as undue hesitation and failed me :n:

A lad I know did his test in his own car, was doing really well I think he had 1 minor. On the way back to the test centre one of his magnetic L plates flew off and went in a bush. Examiner made him abandon the test literally 70 metres from the test centre. What a joke....

Yesterday my mate failed for slowing down when a cat ran out in front of him, without checking his mirrors. Apparently if he had just maintained speed and hit the cat he'd of passed :S. And like if a kid runs out in front of you, you ain't gonna have time to check mirrors lol..

[Matty_Mills]

it was ment 2 say 'cuz' but i dont reali look wat im doin when i type lol.

soz 4 not bein perfect m8


If you typed in English mate...... there would be no confusion would there?

[Matty_Mills]

I took ages pulling out of a junction trying to look "extra safe" although the examiner deemed 7 minutes at a junction as undue hesitation and failed me :n:

A lad I know did his test in his own car, was doing really well I think he had 1 minor. On the way back to the test centre one of his magnetic L plates flew off and went in a bush. Examiner made him abandon the test literally 70 metres from the test centre. What a joke....

Yesterday my mate failed for slowing down when a cat ran out in front of him, without checking his mirrors. Apparently if he had just maintained speed and hit the cat he'd of passed :S. And like if a kid runs out in front of you, you ain't gonna have time to check mirrors lol..


Haha, you can imagine it in court...

Judge "Mr Pspdan's mate.... why, when you saw the child, did you not perform an emergency stop procedure the second you saw him..."

Dans homie fo' life "had to check my mirrors your honour"

[MR_N]

friend of mine didnt even get past the question stage at the begining. He was taught by a mate and they both forgot that they ask you 2 random questions before you set off.:

Examiner: "How can you tell when your tyres are at the correct pressure"
He got out kicked the front tyre, got back in and said "yep that seems fine"!!!
I lol every time i see him. (i got the horn question :D)

[Matty_Mills]

friend of mine didnt even get past the question stage at the begining. He was taught by a mate and they both forgot that they ask you 2 random questions before you set off.:

Examiner: "How can you tell when your tyres are at the correct pressure"
He got out kicked the front tyre, got back in and said "yep that seems fine"!!!
I lol every time i see him. (i got the horn question :D)



i think you can do the examiner for that....

[MR_N]

EDIT ; i see what u mean now lol

She was about 50 and the top examiner there. She must of liked me as i lined up the bay park wrong and went into a hedge. Still passed!

[Matty_Mills]

;)


You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanis mo' Fukka!!!!!

[PSPDan]

friend of mine didnt even get past the question stage at the begining. He was taught by a mate and they both forgot that they ask you 2 random questions before you set off.:

Examiner: "How can you tell when your tyres are at the correct pressure"
He got out kicked the front tyre, got back in and said "yep that seems fine"!!!
I lol every time i see him. (i got the horn question :D)

Epic lolage.

[delux]

I got a major for pulling out on a junction on my first test when a car was coming , sounds like my fault but i was still going 30 at the time and still wreckon i could have made it if the tester hadnt slammed the brakes on haha !

[DBirch08]

lol people do silly things

[DBirch08]

i failed my test 2day :sad: i was lookin at the sheet they use and i had 6 minors wen we got back 2 the test centre i stopped the wcar and turned the engine off, then pulled my mobile out and switched it from silent 2 loud again she said "ur phone was on 4 the duration of the test as i heard it go off, so im affraid i have 2 fail u 4 it" :sad: wat a load of CRAP lol

[Mr_P]

That is indeed crap. My examiner's mobile went off during my test. "WARNING, WARNING! The Wife Is Calling! WARNING!"

LOL

[Prickle]

i failed my test 2day :sad: i was lookin at the sheet they use and i had 6 minors wen we got back 2 the test centre i stopped the wcar and turned the engine off, then pulled my mobile out and switched it from silent 2 loud again she said "ur phone was on 4 the duration of the test as i heard it go off, so im affraid i have 2 fail u 4 it" :sad: wat a load of CRAP lol

I turned mine off, you should of done too.

Good luck next time. :y:

[PSPDan]

Omfg you can fail for having your mobile on?!

Mine was on all the way through mine, went off like 3 times but it was on vibrate :y:

[Mr_P]

Omfg you can fail for having your mobile on?!

Mine was on all the way through mine, went off like 3 times but it was on vibrate :y:

Mine went off during my test too but on vibrate. I hadn't told anyone when my test was but drove past my mate so to give me some support he text me about 9 times during my test. CUNT

[DBirch08]

Lol bet that was anoyin lol, did u still pass?

[Mr_P]

Lol bet that was anoyin lol, did u still pass?

Oh yes :cool:

[saxoboy91]

my phone went off during my test and was on loud, jus ignored it and i still passed, should be a fail for having your phone on. thats like sayin your phone should be turned off if you were driving at anytime.

[JamesR]

Mowing down 7 children at 97mph...

OK i lie lol nothing i passed 1st go :P

[DBirch08]

fp wish i had passed first go now my cars just sittin on the drive lol :sad: all i want 2 do is just get in it lol

[Robin91]

Had my first test today, and failed. 1 major 4 minors.

The major was - a cyclist was on my left just in front of me, I went to overtake and didn't really look far enough ahead, a lorry was coming in the opposite direction and so there wasnt much room on the road, so I had to slow down whilst overtaking and the lorry had to slow down a bit too.. Which was a major. So gutted! Other than that it went okay, and because of one stupid mistake it went to the sh*tter. :(

[DBirch08]

yh you feel so bad when you come bak in and they say im sorry but u've failed :sad:

[Bailey1124]

passed 1st time but a mate failed his test due to using his own car (106 gti) and his horn didnt work so he failed before even leaving the carpark :y:

[DBirch08]

m8 he must of bin gutted lol :) thats y i wouldn't use my car, even tho i no everythin works could still have a mishap lol

[DBirch08]

robin91 i had 1 major and 4 minors aswell, im well pissed at myself 4 pullin my mob out while still in the car