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Vts-Slag
31st March 2009, 10:52
Yo will I have to tell da insurance comp if I bolt on a turbo? Im on me mums insurance at da min. Its a 1.1

Peejous
31st March 2009, 10:53
Yo will I have to tell da insurance comp if I bolt on a turbo? Im on me mums insurance at da min. Its a 1.1

yeh ya du

Jaytee
31st March 2009, 11:13
Yo will I have to tell da insurance comp if I bolt on a turbo? Im on me mums insurance at da min. Its a 1.1

Just lol.

Docsamty
31st March 2009, 11:49
lol, o'dear...

Karl
31st March 2009, 12:29
Depends where you bolt it innit.

coleman258
31st March 2009, 12:37
lmao WTF! im afraid u do innit cuz :)

bonesvtr
31st March 2009, 15:53
Depends where you bolt it innit.


PMSL! i actually couldnt even tell someone to come and look at this because i was laughin so hard! :clapping:
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JordanTaylor
31st March 2009, 15:58
Yo will I have to tell da insurance comp if I bolt on a turbo? Im on me mums insurance at da min. Its a 1.1

I just found a mini turbo in my car , Its right near the right headlight
And when the driver presses a button it makes a loud beeping noise
Do I have to declare this turbo?

Peejous
31st March 2009, 16:00
I just found a mini turbo in my car , Its right near the right headlight
And when the driver presses a button it makes a loud beeping noise
Do I have to declare this turbo?

Thats a horn.

This is classed as a factory fitted item. No you don't have to declare it.

JordanTaylor
31st March 2009, 16:16
Thats a horn.

This is classed as a factory fitted item. No you don't have to declare it.

KK.
I thought it was a turbo because when I press the button and the beeping noise comes out people move, So I thought that I was going faster and they moved because of the speedz.

Peejous
31st March 2009, 16:21
KK.
I thought it was a turbo because when I press the button and the beeping noise comes out people move, So I thought that I was going faster and they moved because of the speedz.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/Da_Peej/Lol-2.jpg

JordanTaylor
31st March 2009, 16:26
It's the same picture :(

tom130691
31st March 2009, 16:32
no one going to comment his name?

JordanTaylor
31st March 2009, 16:52
no one going to comment his name?

Claims a VTS in name and says he owns a 1.1
Its cute? ;O

Tom_Crx
31st March 2009, 18:14
Oh deary me IBTL this ones going to get messy

Matt67
31st March 2009, 18:22
He's had every other thread locked so this one will be in a matter of time

ben_glen
31st March 2009, 18:28
KK.
I thought it was a turbo because when I press the button and the beeping noise comes out people move, So I thought that I was going faster and they moved because of the speedz.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128347587844687500fail.jpg

de4n0
31st March 2009, 18:46
Oh my fucking god!!!! thats straight on my sig, mate, you cant just bolt on a turbo, you will have to tell them, and its pointless turboing a 1.1. wait a couple of years and get a vtr/vts.

beau_4076
31st March 2009, 18:59
just bolt in a 3.0l v6 turbo, straight fit, takes 15 mins.

Garry_T
31st March 2009, 19:13
IBTL but an evo engine in man bolts straight down in the boot no need to thank me for the advice

bridgesvtr90
31st March 2009, 19:16
standard chav thread

Saxo_Scott
31st March 2009, 19:16
Just bolt it on. easy as piss

greenman
31st March 2009, 19:52
Oh my god! how do I add this to my sig... Perhaps the funniest thread I have seen! Why was he banned?

Woodsie24
31st March 2009, 20:09
Lol is this for real?!

Do not feed the troll =x

tomgarrett
31st March 2009, 20:30
haha have a look at his other threads....Yo,
I got me a 1.1 sax, but the low speed is killin me. My mate recons I can bolt on a turbo, he's got one out of a old 5Gt. I think I may get 200bhp out of ma wagon. I need to know fo sho is it easy.

p.s I'm 15 and not driving fully yet so I have loads of time to do it.

Mattymcn
31st March 2009, 20:33
omg the youth of today standard chav!

My moms trolley can do 200bhp easy!

Fo Sho!! :P

wingswest
31st March 2009, 20:35
LOL got to be someone takin the piss

Toms112
31st March 2009, 20:37
Ive got a sticker thats adds +20 bhp =] :P <- ideal for ya car mate

Mattymcn
31st March 2009, 20:44
gimme i want sticker!! only need another 100 bhp.... just get that kids mates 5gt turbo!!!


Boost it up to 300 bhp!! omg i want it how much.... couple of haribo 4 cans of stella and a pack of ciggies?

DEAL!!

DannySkittles
31st March 2009, 22:20
gimme i want sticker!! only need another 100 bhp.... just get that kids mates 5gt turbo!!!


Boost it up to 300 bhp!! omg i want it how much.... couple of haribo 4 cans of stella and a pack of ciggies?

DEAL!!

you lot are such piss takers lol....did make me laugh thou! :y:

mike_gally
31st March 2009, 22:35
really can u put a turbo on a 1.1 or is ther any point LOL!!

zack_keddie
31st March 2009, 23:29
lmao..

Basley
31st March 2009, 23:50
Lol i peed alittle reading this thread

boy_r4cer
3rd April 2009, 23:01
this guys avin a laugh! ha hes 15 on his mams insurance

Speller_18
4th April 2009, 18:07
What a fcuking legend for wanting to put a turbo on his car. LMFAO. I heard you don't even have to use bolts just some strong glue to put it on. Hes probably got the fasted car out of us all on here!!! Don't know why we are staling really for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wyatt-lad
5th April 2009, 18:41
LOL epic :D
Every time i feel sad im going to read this thread,
Made me laugh so much!

PETE-VTR
5th April 2009, 19:25
im sure sophia_bush turbo'd a 1.1?

Karl
5th April 2009, 19:37
im sure sophia_bush turbo'd a 1.1?

He did,
but he did it properly and it didnt hang around, inbetween VTR + VTS performance iirc.

Phsyco_Paff
8th April 2009, 23:31
Ive never laughed that much sinced i have been born funny fu***ers oh wait ive got one hes also got a 700bhp metro running laughting gas and 622bhp go faster stripes lamo :clapping::clapping:

Jordy6969
8th April 2009, 23:41
haha this is an Epic read

saw the title and thought it could be an interesting read.... and then just an unexpected burst of laughter

titchster
8th April 2009, 23:42
He did,
but he did it properly and it didnt hang around, inbetween VTR + VTS performance iirc.

130bhp IIRC, possibly more.

Bean
11th April 2009, 23:39
proper comedy! love it!