140mph vts

[Byard]

"wiv 5 ppl in the car"

:homme:

http://pistonheads.co.uk/sales/971162.htm

[badasssaxo]

prick need to learn to type properly, also 140 miles per hour with 5 people in the car he needs to be strung up the wanker, could've killed them had he lost control or something.

[Prickle]

Lol, the description says it all...


hi ere we av my saxo vts in dark green i ent had the car 2 long bt its bin a gd car 2 me. i was driven dwn a lane a fox hit the bumper and f**ked it up bt i still av it and it smashed the osf plastic arch. head lights and grill ok tho i ent repaired it cus its ran outa mot and tax and i wnt anuva bike so i ent boverd wiv it. the gd points r iv put 3 new tyres on it and back box and iv gt a new cat 4 it my m8 as looked ova it whos a m.o.t man and he sed it wil pass ok. iv gt the passanger door plastic in the boot £3 4 new clips. car runs fine and is very fast and i had it super chiped and re-maped :P iv gt 140mph out ov it wiv 5 ppl in the car . its bin lowerd 40mm and gt loads ov paper work wiv the car and all that i had the head gasket dun be4 the car cum off the rd seats and that gd aswell cheers 4 lookin

[Peejous]

Lol what a douche...

"i wnt anuva bike so i ent boverd wiv it"

And they wonder why bikers are "dangerous"...

Dicks like this putting bad names to Saxo owners and bikers.

[danzman1991]

Haha, thats one hell of a write up

[Garry_T]

vts with vtr wheels on hmm think hes some sort of bull shitter

[AlexB]

if only i had 700 quid

[AlexB]

vts with vtr wheels on hmm think hes some sort of bull shitter

mark 1 vts had the 14s mate :y:

[Garry_T]

mark 1 vts had the 14s mate :y:

ooo cheers mate my bad

[Steve]

lmao

sometimes people in the car makes a car go faster.

Mates punto

Driver only top speed 90mph

Driver + 3 passengers top speed 105mph ish

Downforce yo!

took longer to hit the top speed apparantly......

[Jamie]

Forgot to add; One careful owner

[Aly]

Got to be an April Fools it only got listed today.

[Freakin_Sweeet]

Got to be an April Fools it only got listed today.

Lol i hope so, otherwise he's just a complete tit

[baker556]

surely that listing is a joke...

[lewza]

Lol i hope so, otherwise he's just a complete tit

2nd that

[matt_vtr_15]

think it is an april fool...

easy way to give out someones number and get the massled by people taking the mick...

however i wouldn't be that surprised if it was some nobhead actually trying to sell it...

[adamsax]

It shouldn't make me mad.....but it does!

As if you'd actually put an advert up wanting to sell a car and 'word' it like that.

I appreciate the irony....but what a complete c*nt.

[Tontsy]

"i wnt anuva bike so i ent boverd wiv it"

im sure he means...
"i wnt anuva RS125 meht, it is cuz thy is wel f4st and gay!"

this guy is some kind of tit
gives drivers a bad name, saxo's bad names and bikers bad names!

[PSPDan]

It's been "super chiped" :homme:

[Mochachino]

lmfao proper laughed at:

my m8 as looked ova it whos a m.o.t man and he sed it wil pass ok

somehow i doubt it

[JamesR]

Is it a piss take?

[PSPDan]

Is it a piss take?

90% sure it's an April Fools tbh.

[Jaytee]

Gotta be a joke lol. Fag.

[Mochachino]

90% sure it's an April Fools tbh.

good point. ima email him lol

[Krys_23]

I just sent him a blunt email saying..

Wanker.

[bluenotesmiley]

That write up was so painful to read lol

[bridgesvtr90]

hope its a joke lol

[fossie]

What a tube!!

[stephen34]

just a dick he will not live long dont like saying it but he wont

[hellonpluto]

contact me on: 07775463756 rob

Advert Age: NEW
Location: midlands, United Kingdom
Contact: robert stead (nobbo89)
Phone: 07071038037


i think its a joke...surely

[Byard]

contact me on: 07775463756 rob

Advert Age: NEW
Location: midlands, United Kingdom
Contact: robert stead (nobbo89)
Phone: 07071038037


i think its a joke...surely

PH mask your phone number

[Add91289]

if his friends an "mot guy" surely he'd get it mot'd!?!?

[si_pow]

We should all ring him pretending to be interested and say " if i had people in the car, do you think i'd be able to get 140mph too?" haha.

Prick like...

[ricksimmonds]

lmfao proper laughed at:



somehow i doubt it

i lol'd at that too! WTF is an 'M.O.T man' anyway!?

i just hope that advert is some sort of joke, but sadly, i doubt it is

[Saxo_Steveo]

Lol good write up great english:y:

[ricksimmonds]

lol i emailed this moron querying the credability of his advert:

From: ricky.simmonds@bwbsl.co.uk
> To: nobbo89@hotmail.co.uk
> Subject: RE: 'Saxo vts mk1 :)' at PistonHeads.com
> Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2009 17:11:08 +0100
>
> http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/971162.htm
>
> this has to be a joke!
>
> i hope its for april fools anyway lol

This was his response.....

-----Original Message-----
From: rob stead [mailto:nobbo89@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: 01 April 2009 18:39
To: Ricky Simmonds
Subject: RE: 'Saxo vts mk1 :)' at PistonHeads.com


i hope ya fukin face is a joke mate ya silly sad twat.

made me lol when i read it anyway! might reply with a link to this thread so he can see how much of a loser the general public think he is! ha!

[Ashleyp]

only a tool would buy a car off someone who types like such a noob

itz bare fazt doe inittt

[Bowey]

lol i emailed this moron querying the credability of his advert:

From: ricky.simmonds@bwbsl.co.uk
> To: nobbo89@hotmail.co.uk
> Subject: RE: 'Saxo vts mk1 :)' at PistonHeads.com
> Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2009 17:11:08 +0100
>
> http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/971162.htm
>
> this has to be a joke!
>
> i hope its for april fools anyway lol

This was his response.....

-----Original Message-----
From: rob stead [mailto:nobbo89@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: 01 April 2009 18:39
To: Ricky Simmonds
Subject: RE: 'Saxo vts mk1 :)' at PistonHeads.com


i hope ya fukin face is a joke mate ya silly sad twat.

made me lol when i read it anyway! might reply with a link to this thread so he can see how much of a loser the general public think he is! ha!

HAHA yea do it, he must be having a joke no way can some one be so much retarded to write that

[Liam]

I want it.... I dread to think how much it would cost to sort it out :s

[ricksimmonds]

ive replied, ill update if i get anything back :panic:

[Vts_Marv]

Wow. lyk evri wrd iz abviatd init.

:n:

Wonder how much extra bhp that SUPERchip got :homme:

[Predator_R32]

Could so easily report him to the police tbh

not a way to sell a car really boasting the speed of it and youve had it out of it, just says its been thrashed to an inch of its life to me

[ricksimmonds]

Could so easily report him to the police tbh

not a way to sell a car really boasting the speed of it and youve had it out of it, just says its been thrashed to an inch of its life to me

thats basically what i said in my reply to him

though i added BUT....its ok init cuz ur m8 iz a mot man and e sed d car is wkd - bo!

lol

[RichT17]

Got to be an April Fools it only got listed today.

+1 - Exactly what I was thinking!

[bluenotesmiley]

Could so easily report him to the police tbh

not a way to sell a car really boasting the speed of it and youve had it out of it, just says its been thrashed to an inch of its life to me

Probably worth it if he had a video of it but there is no evidence other then his word is there? Does he even state that he did it on a public road or not? I don't want the pain of reading it again lol.

[Mr_P]

700 quid? That's got to be a fucking april fools :P

[Ste-88]

Interesting... If I put a for sale advert saying I can do like ... 60mph in 2nd, would that help it go?

[byrnes]

Just rang him, its 155bhp, he hasnt go any papers to prove it, but hes got a video on his phone of him doing 140.

[badasssaxo]

just rang him, its 155bhp, he hasnt go any papers to prove it, but hes got a video on his phone of him doing 140.

you should of asked him "what happened when you woke up"

[Mikey]

140 in a saxo, my god thats leathel!!!

[bluenotesmiley]

You should ask him to send you the video and take it up the cop shop lol.

[Add91289]

i can beleave this is a serious advert!!! im completly gob smacked!!! dose he really think he's gonna sell this? he's absolutly clueless. im really lost for words. i have to ceep lookin at it to bealeve its true!! ffs what a complete N00B!

[tomgarrett]

i want it...

[jayjaylui]

lmao woooowwww i luv his spelling :D
plusss 140 in a saxo, omg amazing dude, go down a hill and any1 can do it ;), not sumthin to brag wen u wanna sell a car, u forgot 1 thing on it.......ONE CHAV OWNER :)

[dj_russell]

great selling point(had 140mph out of it with 5 people oh and it got scraped down a lane hmm he was probably driving carefull that day) thats deffo a vts to avoid its also done 100k probably 20-30k or whatever hes owned it very hard miles. it probably has done 140mph(he obviously never had a sat nav in it at any point lol).

[Steve_90]

In the 5th pic of the advert (interior pic) whats that on top of where the passanger air bag is?
Is that the glove box? Seen them quite a few times.

[THEWEBB]

I have just read the advert and it is shocking the bloke needs burning with his car:n:

[Agent-VIP]

In the 5th pic of the advert (interior pic) whats that on top of where the passanger air bag is?
Is that the glove box? Seen them quite a few times.

Yes mate.. VTR's have a normal glove box.

Mk1 VTS's have one of those.. small shitty glove box at the top.. and then at the front, an airbag

Mk2 VTS just have an airbag.. and no glove box at all..

I have nowhere to put my gloves :|

[0rang3peel]

hahaha i saw this on pheads earlier, nearly slit my wrists reading it.. what a plank.

[bluenotesmiley]

Yes mate.. VTR's have a normal glove box.

Mk1 VTS's have one of those.. small shitty glove box at the top.. and then at the front, an airbag

Mk2 VTS just have an airbag.. and no glove box at all..

I have nowhere to put my gloves :|

I've always wondered what that was. Was it very big?

[dj_russell]

I've always wondered what that was. Was it very big?

its quite handy tbf you can get a large coke at maccies to wedge in being as they dont have anywhere to put a drink. lol just dont go round islands fast or youll have a wet wallet. when i saw my glovebox i pissed myself laughing at it, it reminded me of a shit rowing boat with a small storage container. my jet skis got a better storage container lmao.

[fastsaxo7]

haha betits in mint condition and not been thrashed everywere lol :)

[Leedo]

some sort of joke lol that twat wants shooting and his body fed to dogs.

[Freakin_Sweeet]

some sort of joke lol that twat wants shooting and his body fed to dogs.

Extreme lol