useless infomation

[matt5487]

did you know that a fully grown male ostridge can run 27mph and a females ostridge egg can hold the weight of a fully grown man!

does anyone else have any useless info?

[addictedtosax]

there was a thread on this a while back, like a month ago maybe? think it was called random facts or something, take a look for it mate, there quite alot of them lol smileys/smiley2.gif

[Hanny_lou]

u cant lick ur own elbows

[matt5487]

lol!r you trying two make me look like a monkey or sommit!?

searched for it now cheers mate.

[addictedtosax]

u cant lick ur own elbows

im sure some1 on here claimed they could smileys/smiley5.gif cnat remember who like lol smileys/smiley17.gif

[matt5487]

lol he must of had a massive touge!or short arms maybe he could like his ear aswell!

[Hanny_lou]

must be very bendy

[barrett]

just tried licking my elbow, not possible, but fell over a few times, i'mv a
wsee bit drunk smileys/smiley2.gif

[Areke]

yeah that was in my thread smileys/smiley14.gif

[Areke]

bizarre facts (http://www.sax-p.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21157&KW=Areke)

[mike_obuk]

u cant lick ur own elbows

im sure some1 on here claimed they could smileys/smiley5.gif cnat remember who like lol smileys/smiley17.gif

that was me! lol - and yes i can lick my elbows! ha ha smileys/smiley9.gif

[grantsmith1985]

u cant lick ur own elbows

im sure some1 on here claimed they could smileys/smiley5.gif cnat remember who like lol smileys/smiley17.gif

that was me! lol - and yes i can lick my elbows! ha ha smileys/smiley9.gif
I need to see this, put a pic up, I dont believe you can lick the actually nobly bit of your elbow.

[w_jd_w]

u cant lick ur own elbows

im sure some1 on here claimed they could smileys/smiley5.gif cnat remember who like lol smileys/smiley17.gif

that was me! lol - and yes i can lick my elbows! ha ha smileys/smiley9.gif

are you triple jointed or something?lol smileys/smiley17.gif

[sillysammysnail]

jus read original thread:

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

thats well bad, wear headphones for 7 hours a day!!!

nice!!!

smileys/smiley11.gif

[bear_westy]

under normal breating conditions you only use 1 nostrel when breathing through your nose and it changes every 20 mins.. try it smileys/smiley4.gif

[addictedtosax]

no way that actually works! or maybe iv got a blocked nostril smileys/smiley5.gif

oh and areke, nice one on findin the thread again smileys/smiley2.gif

[Hanny_lou]

if the daddy long legs had teeth it would be the most poisonous insect in the world

[addictedtosax]

women make only 49% of the population! smileys/smiley3.gif smileys/smiley5.gif

[Hanny_lou]

thats not bad

[Tony_Jay86]

Sometimes you have to be a c**t to be nice.

Then again thats just one of my sayings.

[Hanny_lou]

not very nice smileys/smiley5.gif

[boz]

all polar bears are left handed

[boz]

i raed ocne taht wehn you slepl tihngs wonrg you can siltl raed it esialy as lnog as the frist and lsat ltetrts are the smae as the orgioanl seplilng, yuor biran can regcnosie it!!
LOL mad or what smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

[matt5487]

sorry areke for robbing your thread didnt do a search but while im here il say some more

1.bird poo is 50%poo 50%wee
2.everything on the left side of your body is smaller dan the right (thats why our cocks lean to the left!lol)
3.when you hole punch a piece of paper the hole is called a chad!
4.toilets on the other side of the world flush the oppersite way to this country.
5.and a standard vtr cannot!!!</font>i reapeat CANNOT!!!</font> do 60 in 2nd gear!!lol!hehe!
havent got as many as areke but im only 18! smileys/smiley13.gif

[Hanny_lou]

oooooh

wonky willies

[boz]

LOL, had to come from you smileys/smiley17.gif
toilets and wate draining out the sink/bath go the oposite way round when you cross the equator smileys/smiley4.gif

[Hanny_lou]

sooorrryyy smileys/smiley9.gif

[boz]

LOL i'll let you off smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

[Hanny_lou]

CHHHEERRRS smileys/smiley14.gif

[matt5487]

oh and some more shit that wont interest you ,im a wannabee now!! hip hip huray!

[Hanny_lou]

oooh congrats

never gonna catch up with me

[boz]

nice one mate. congratulations smileys/smiley4.gif , keep posting and you can become a bum soon smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

[matt5487]

lol hanny you must b a complete ***-p nut!cant wait to be a bum!so im a wannabee bum?or a wannabee p-nut?

[Hanny_lou]

nah, just been around a while lol

[matt5487]

yeh must take a while to win the offical bum star! smileys/smiley2.gif why dont you splash out and become a premium member?

[boz]

LOL, thats why i got mine, i didnt want to be an offical bum smileys/smiley3.gif smileys/smiley17.gif just joking

[Tony_Jay86]

i raed ocne taht wehn you slepl tihngs wonrg you can siltl raed it esialy as lnog as the frist and lsat ltetrts are the smae as the orgioanl seplilng, yuor biran can regcnosie it!!
LOL mad or what smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

Haha, when i started to read that i thought you were pissed, but i read the end bit, ive seen somthing along the same lines of that.

[boz]

LOL, yep its the VW advert in evo magazine i think? smileys/smiley2.gif

[matt5487]

yeh i tnhik its ace!olny jsut got it now tohugh but its well good! smileys/smiley10.gif

[Areke]

sorry areke for robbing your thread didnt do a search but while im here il say some more

1.bird poo is 50%poo 50%wee
2.everything on the left side of your body is smaller dan the right (thats why our cocks lean to the left!lol)
3.when you hole punch a piece of paper the hole is called a chad!
4.toilets on the other side of the world flush the oppersite way to this country.
5.and a standard vtr cannot!!!</font>i reapeat CANNOT!!!</font> do 60 in 2nd gear!!lol!hehe!
havent got as many as areke but im only 18! smileys/smiley13.gif


uh i only did:

search in google
copy and paste in my thread...