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M1VT
26th April 2009, 00:45
Victim of...phsyco ex missus
Well,after a year i finally binned her...well she binned me after accusing me of cheating(again) and allkindsa shit.....she threatend to throw my xbox in the river near her house,bad moove missus!

Looking back on itshe was a cunt. She went thru my phone several times a week looking for texts of other girls,phone calls made and who i had in my phone book..i meenz WTF?Get a life. Final straw was tonight when she went ape shit over me texting a mate asking if she wanted a lift....yekbi crazy lady.

BRING ME THE PR0N!
/vent

Chr15
26th April 2009, 00:47
Pics of said ex...

M1VT
26th April 2009, 00:48
roffle
all gone TBH,i went out for a drive to see my fellow dudes,deletd all traces of her and had a HUGE rage/rant/vent.
Fuck yeah

JamesR
26th April 2009, 00:49
What if she had of chucked ya SexBox in the river?

And why the thread title VOPEG?

lisa-vtr
26th April 2009, 00:50
she sounds like a bitch.... good on ya :y:

Chr15
26th April 2009, 00:51
Victim of...phsyco ex missus

Although it needs editing to either gf or missus, not both :y:

lisa-vtr
26th April 2009, 00:51
What if she had of chucked ya SexBox in the river?

And why the thread title VOPEG?

victim
of
psycho
ex
girlfriend

M1VT
26th April 2009, 00:52
What if she had of chucked ya SexBox in the river?

And why the thread title VOPEG?
VOPEG
Victim Of Pshyco Ex Gf
if she had have done,da police would have been round for criminal damage

she's also threatend me with "this isnt over you know"
ORLY?
So any damage done to my car/house/parents cars is going to land straight on her.WIN

Chr15
26th April 2009, 00:52
Too slow Lisa:p

are you a vopeg?

lisa-vtr
26th April 2009, 00:52
im too slow :(

lisa-vtr
26th April 2009, 00:52
lol there i am again

M1VT
26th April 2009, 00:53
rolf harris
edited for y0 pleasure

Prickle
26th April 2009, 00:55
im too slow :(

Lol *stops imagines stuff

M1VT
26th April 2009, 00:57
Lol *stops imagines rude stuff
cum on face etc?

Prickle
26th April 2009, 00:58
cum on face etc?

Haha, lets not get her started. :P

dannyboy2005
26th April 2009, 01:00
Sounded like she pwned you!

Sexbox in the river :O... What would you had done?

Ryan
26th April 2009, 01:02
welcome to planet earth, now go forth and spread many a welsh sluts thighs

lisa-vtr
26th April 2009, 01:02
Haha, lets not get her started. :P

:( <---- u mean that is cum on face? lol

M1VT
26th April 2009, 01:03
welcome to planet earth, now go forth and spread many a welsh sluts thighs

Sheep you meens,nee sluts!
xbox in river,as said would have been criminal damage....xbox=life

M1VT
26th April 2009, 01:03
:( <---- u mean that is cum on face? lol

it can be...want moar?

Prickle
26th April 2009, 01:04
:( <---- u mean that is cum on face? lol


Lol, come again? ;)

\()/

JamesR
26th April 2009, 01:04
welcome to planet earth, now go forth and spread many a welsh sluts thighs

Did you really just write that? or is it hackers? ;)

lisa-vtr
26th April 2009, 01:06
Lol, come again? ;)

\()/

you keep your load to yourself lol

Prickle
26th April 2009, 01:07
you keep your load to yourself lol

Lol, dirty mair, om nom nom. :P

Ryan
26th April 2009, 01:08
Did you really just write that? or is it hackers? ;)

Why is there a spelling mistake?

Or do you need me to write welsh sluts thighs again? ;)

M1VT
26th April 2009, 01:08
Did you really just write that? or is it hackers? ;)

me and Ryanal,we lovers y0

Chr15
26th April 2009, 01:10
Lol, dirty mair, om nom nom. :P

Cant om nom nom like me tbh

<===

Ryan
26th April 2009, 01:12
me and Ryanal,we lovers y0

you push back harder than the sheep do.

M1VT
26th April 2009, 01:12
cum eating NO
Cum snorting
b0!

Ryan
26th April 2009, 01:14
is this ex the one you had ring me once aswell when you were both cunted in the pub?

M1VT
26th April 2009, 01:14
you push back harder than the sheep do.

i was tought by Idris Jones, sheep shagger of year year 2006 2007 2008

M1VT
26th April 2009, 01:14
is this ex the one you had ring me once aswell when you were both cunted in the pub?
that sounds about right yeah

JamesR
26th April 2009, 01:15
i was tought by Idris Jones, sheep shagger of year year 2006 2007 2008

How tight are sheep?

Prickle
26th April 2009, 01:17
How tight are sheep?

Tbf you go find one you tell us and than we can lol. :geek:

M1VT
26th April 2009, 01:20
How tight are sheep?

tight
as
FUCK

Ryan
26th April 2009, 01:21
How tight are sheep?

tighter than a nun

Prickle
26th April 2009, 01:22
tighter than a nun

Lol do nuns nans even see daylight lmao :D

Ryan
26th April 2009, 01:23
Lol do nuns nans even see daylight lmao :D

A nun nan? :homme:

Prickle
26th April 2009, 01:24
A nun nan? :homme:

Yeah nan short for nantush, old skool word. :cool:

Ryan
26th April 2009, 01:27
Yeah nan short for nantush, old skool word. :cool:

Sleeve of wizardry

Chr15
26th April 2009, 01:31
Sleeve of wizardry

ftl

whispering eye

ftw

dj_russell
26th April 2009, 03:31
fucksake one of them, dont talk to me about psyco exs. my ex took my bastard sweets off me and pringles and told me to loose weight lol i used to have to sit for hours while watching a film staring at my maltesers and pringles etc desparate to eat them and be told if you love me you wont lol. i had same as you always being checked up on when she was the one that needed checking even though i never did she looked at my milage and everything, because she knew what she was texting to lads it played on her mind about me when i had nothing to hide apart from calling in at a garage on the way home to buy sweets that i was banned from eating. she also on a regular basis make up that her friend had seen me up the woods by me with a nice blonde bird in my car after id dropped her off when i knew 110 percent i was as faithfull as could be because im a nice guy and i couldnt believe my luck at pulling her and keeping her on and off for 3 years while being treated like shit lol. sure youve probably had the same bullshit lol

best way is to delete everything so theres no trace of her anywhere i did the same thing if you been with her a while itll be hard after youve had chance to reflect on it all but theres plenty more out there dude.

dj_russell
26th April 2009, 03:35
just realised your in bangor you know macca,daffs stu and kroozing etc???

M1VT
26th April 2009, 07:54
just realised your in bangor you know macca,daffs stu and kroozing etc???

yeha i do mate,your of kroozing or you were?

Just rememberd,left my VTR interior up at her house...ballacks!

stevie_m
26th April 2009, 09:17
good luck with the fishing ;)

atleast you've binned the nutter

M1VT
26th April 2009, 09:18
good luck with the fishing ;)

atleast you've binned the nutter
lol yup
Starting fresh now,need to get in the gym and hit it HARD and get my act together,i look like a right scruffy cunt atm

stevie_m
26th April 2009, 09:28
i take it you where in the comfort zone ... comfort zone sucks ass

M1VT
26th April 2009, 09:39
i take it you where in the comfort zone ... comfort zone sucks ass

yip,comfort zone big time. eating shit,lazing around her house 24/7. didnt do me any good. Put on 4 odd stone in a year. now THAT sucks

lewy
26th April 2009, 10:00
i am at work bored so i thought i would draw a little picture of M1VTs future partner.

one question though, can i join in? im welsh and i love sheep.

MiniGibbo
26th April 2009, 10:50
Ah i had on of these.. she deleted all the girls in my phone one night while i was asleep.

Had to add them back under lads names LOL

Matt.

olee
26th April 2009, 10:58
Ah i had on of these.. she deleted all the girls in my phone one night while i was asleep.

Had to add them back under lads names LOL

Matt.


I LOL`D ...........lol :clapping:

lisa-vtr
26th April 2009, 11:41
fucksake one of them, dont talk to me about psyco exs. my ex took my bastard sweets off me and pringles and told me to loose weight lol i used to have to sit for hours while watching a film staring at my maltesers and pringles etc desparate to eat them and be told if you love me you wont lol. i had same as you always being checked up on when she was the one that needed checking even though i never did she looked at my milage and everything, because she knew what she was texting to lads it played on her mind about me when i had nothing to hide apart from calling in at a garage on the way home to buy sweets that i was banned from eating. she also on a regular basis make up that her friend had seen me up the woods by me with a nice blonde bird in my car after id dropped her off when i knew 110 percent i was as faithfull as could be because im a nice guy and i couldnt believe my luck at pulling her and keeping her on and off for 3 years while being treated like shit lol. sure youve probably had the same bullshit lol

best way is to delete everything so theres no trace of her anywhere i did the same thing if you been with her a while itll be hard after youve had chance to reflect on it all but theres plenty more out there dude.

god man... thats wellll bad.... nice one for gettin rid :y:

if i ever act like that... you have permission to punch me

dj_russell
26th April 2009, 16:25
yeha i do mate,your of kroozing or you were?

Just rememberd,left my VTR interior up at her house...ballacks!

ah small world you might even of met me if youve been into the scene for a good while going back to the england vs wales cruises, king with the red escort wrc kitted up etc... hows it going up that way now i shall be up in the summer if your out at any meets matey my caravans only in abersoch/pwhelli.:y:

dj_russell
26th April 2009, 18:00
god man... thats wellll bad.... nice one for gettin rid :y:

if i ever act like that... you have permission to punch me

lol in a way i am rather silly as thats the type i tend to go for that wears the trousers its kind of a turn on lol. i like it to an extent but then it spills into everything i couldnt win on.:homme:

Mr_X
26th April 2009, 18:08
Ah i had on of these.. she deleted all the girls in my phone one night while i was asleep.

Had to add them back under lads names LOL

Matt.

hahahahahaha

high five!

glad its not just me