Sticker Proofing The Car

[bark]

As daft as the title seems, pleaseeeee say it's possible!

At Newcastle College the security staff are obsessed with sticking bright green, as in Saxo_89 green, stickers on your car if you park 'illegally'.

What I'm wanting to do, without resorting to violence, is get revenge!
Ideally sticker proofing my car?

Was wondering if the likes of WD40 would create a barrier or anything?

Will add a picture soon! :p

Cheers
Mark

[Ashleyp]

or you could park legally

[gary2008]

or you could park legally

yer that would solve the problem ^^ lmao

[666]

wd40 will stop them sticking if you spray it on every day

[NICK2506]

tbh covering your whole car in WD40 everyday and then cleaning it off seems a hassle and expensive :S

[Mr_P]

Cover your car in stickers before they get the chance.

[666]

tbh covering your whole car in WD40 everyday and then cleaning it off seems a hassle and expensive :S

i aggree, should pay a cack head a score and let him batter the ticketing nob

[bark]

or you could park legally

The illegally was in inverted commas for a reason!

Where I park was neither illegal or obstructive, the retards who've marked the car park out have done a half bay which is near grass.
Half car in the bay, half car on the grass!

anyways enough of that i've got a picture:

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/bark1986/Photo008.jpg

Worst part about it, it's been raining!

[PORKYSBITZ]

where is the pic lol

[stevie_m]

or you could park legally

lmao ...

[Paul]

That looks like a tough cookie to get off that badboy.

[bark]

It's a pain in the rectum, when it's wet they won't come off!

Just really want to stop the fookers!

[Spanky]

wooo can i have one :D

Sadly i dont think there is much you wil be able to do to stop them being stuck on, but go to wilkis and get soem "sticky stuff remover gel" works a god damn treat!!!

will take it off in a matter of mins, the sticky residue that is.

[Viper]

get rid of the 'NO' part of it and leave it on :D

maybe vaseline on the windows would do it?

[-Jason-]

Just use window cleaner and a stanley blade and scrape it off will come off really easily.

What happens if it damages your car surely there is a claim?

Also just leave them on?

[turnip]

either leave them on so they think it's already been sorted or...

get a sticker made saying 'I am in no way liable for any damages that may occur to you if you put that sticker on this window, thankyou'

[-Jason-]

Proximity alarm so it beeps when they get to close.

Or a polite sign saying if you put a sticker on my car again I will hunt you down and rape your dog

[Peejous]

Leave it on your car and colour some of the letters so it says something else ;)

PM me for an idea...

[bark]

The main sticker person is a woman who's about 4' tall, would love to catch her in the act.

Closest Biffa Bin would be introduced to her!

Cheers for that Peej will have to see about that one like, could end up with my car in flames lol

[turnip]

for some reason, i get a feeling i know what peej PM'd you lol

if you are looking for an insurance payout go for it lol

[craig180]

Report them for criminal damage. They'll soon stop. I used to park "illegally" in Leeds city centre each day. Every day I got a fresh ticket which I contested and had overturned.

In the end I got bored so just left a ticket permanently attached to the windscreen. Means you can park anywhere then!

[sted963]

lol :A:

[Viper]

how could putting a note on a window damage the car???

[adamsax]

Yeah that would fuck me off a treat.

Leave a note in your windscreen telling them to politely stop and instead for you to 'get together' and determine a place you could park in a place where everyone would be happy.

If it persisted get your own roll made up and sticker the fuck out of their cars.

[Spanky]

how could putting a note on a window damage the car???

You ever tried getting one off??

Basically it can damage your car as it annoys you so much you just smash the window as its easier :)

[liam-o]

if they are allowed to sticker your car, do it back, just on a grand scale, like when people cover an office in post it notes

if they complain, you complain

just remember, a sticker for a sticker will leave the whole world green :D

[bark]

Which pisses me off the most is the sheer fact I'm utilising space which has been rendered obsolete due to poor marking of the parking spaces!

If it was fines it would boil my piss, but the sticker is just as irritating, god damn power hungry midget!

Think i'll resort to cling wrapping her and leaving her in a biffa bin!

[leeroybrown]

bifffffffa

lol

[Garry_T]

go to any shop that you can think of and buy this stuff

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_productId_25 0793_langId_-1_categoryId_165651

its the dogs

[Mieran]

or you could park legally

There is very little space for thousands of people.

Either the council get you with a £15 fine if you park somewhere legally or if you manage to get a decent spot and escape the council authority the retarted college staff feel the need to wack on of these stickers on your car.

There is some cars which literally have tens of them stickers on their window, the dick heads just keep on adding more.

Where Bark usually parks is a damn car park ffs, and they still do it.

[Jorge-]

Leave em on, see how many you can get before they give up

[Jamie]

Leave em on, see how many you can get before they give up

Snap! i was about to say same!

[bark]

There is very little space for thousands of people.

Either the council get you with a £15 fine if you park somewhere legally or if you manage to get a decent spot and escape the council authority the retarted college staff feel the need to wack on of these stickers on your car.

There is some cars which literally have tens of them stickers on their window, the dick heads just keep on adding more.

Where Bark usually parks is a damn car park ffs, and they still do it.

Think I could be moving to Sandyford soon Mieran.

You'll know yourself how much of a bastard these things are to remove!

You know the upper sports hall car park where there's half a space which nobody uses?

That's where I got my sticker from! :wall:

Leave em on, see how many you can get before they give up
Snap! i was about to say same!

Jorge / Jamie - you wouldn't believe the amount of clapped out old bangers held together by these god damn stickers!

[JamieLee2k]

I can't remember the stuff I used, but I used to have to get stuff off windows when I worked in a pub and it was Adhesive Cleaner I used, that one at halfords seems ok though.

I am sure as a preventive measure you can use some sort of grease to the windows that should stop it from sticking, or park legally.