First day back at work and im at...

[ben_glen]

McDonalds... only place that would hire me atm since i was made redundant in January, and all i can say is GRRRRRRRRRRRR :/ its crap, the till system makes no sense, nothing is ever ready, i wear a large Top and i've been put in a medium, nobody showed me what to do, im simply learning as i go along, the customers are no better either.. "what do you do?" take a look around you fool!


mini rant over, back to wasting the other 30 mins of my break :wall:

[fossie]

Chin up fella, i started at McDonalds before i ended up in the rozzers............lol

[insane_saxo]

Could i get a Large big tasty meal and a diet coke?

£2.50 posted?

[MrHouston]

LOL

I quit after 1 month

[Saxo_theedge]

Unlucky mate, least your doing a job and didnt just go on the dole

What mcdonalds you at? seen your from cheshire:y:

[Prickle]

Its that bad, jesus.

Id have to have a shower every night if i worked there, greasy hair ftl.

[Karl]

Chin up.
Atleast you get a Bigmac meal on your breaks...

[Karl]

Its that bad, jesus.

Id have to have a shower every night if i worked there, greasy hair ftl.

.......Most people shower every day anyway mate.

[Danr]

.......Most people shower every day anyway mate.

owned.

[cj_99]

Its that bad, jesus.

Id have to have a shower every night if i worked there, greasy hair ftl.

your dirty you should shower once a day anyway

smegma ftl :n:

[Prickle]

.......Most people shower every day anyway mate.

On average yeah...

owned.

You again. :wall:

[fossie]

Ha ha lol

[Jorge-]

My mate worked at Maccy Ds after he couldnt get work anywhere and he told me its not as bad as everyone thinks.

He was recently made redundant from plumbing so went back and hes now a team leader doing 40hr a week. I LOL'd at him, but still hes on more dollar than I am.

[Danr]

You again. :wall:

Name change to SmellyJohn_1.1

[Barry123]

Mcrag is better than no job dude.

[Prickle]

Name change to SmellyJohn_1.1

Haha no.

If you shower everyday you lose your natural oils or whatever it is. So get of my case ffs.

I dont smell either.

[Danr]

Mcrag is better than no job dude.

Haven't you been jobless for like... 6 years?

[Danr]

Haha no.

If you shower everyday you lose your natural oils or whatever it is. So get of my case ffs.

I dont smell either.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. no really.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Have a shower once a day, you might lose your virginity.

[Barry123]

Haven't you been jobless for like... 6 years?

jobless since I was shat out into this crappy world.

but I get paid to study now

:cool: awwwww yeaaaaa

[Clouds_mate]

Haha no.

If you shower everyday you lose your natural oils or whatever it is. So get of my case ffs.

I dont smell either.

Well i shower at least 2 times a time sometimes 3 times. My skin and oils must be pap.

[Prickle]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. no really.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Have a shower once a day, you might lose your virginity.

I bet half of you lot dont shower everyday you will just say that.

laugh all you want... id say more but...

[Freakin_Sweeet]

At least you've got a job mate :y: I start at the post office as a postman next week :D Anything other than being on the dole lol

[Danr]

I bet half of you lot dont shower everyday you will just say that.

laugh all you want... id say more but...

I work with the public... people who smell/are dirty/you don't last very long.

[Peejous]

Ding fries are done, ding fries are done. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Or4RpL40k&feature=related)

[Barry123]

wat iz a shower?

[Saxo_theedge]

Ding fries are done, ding fries are done. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Or4RpL40k&feature=related)

hahaha

[Clouds_mate]

I bet half of you lot dont shower everyday you will just say that.

laugh all you want... id say more but...

I really do lol.

Shower before work to get rid of bedhead.
Shower before bed so i get rid of the dirt from the day.

If i play sport or go to the Gym they is a shower after that too.
Also if im going out after work. Shower before that then a shower then i get home.

[Danr]

I'm pretty sure it's called personal hygiene Leckie. No one wants to see/be around a smelly.

[KamRacing]

i used to work at macdonalds....
I think I was paid more than I get now :(

Work was cack but everyone had a right laugh. Got some good stories like a guy sticking his tongue to a steel cage at -25degrees as he watched dumb and dumber the night before and didnt believe you would stick....
I cried with laughter over that one!!!

Kev

[Curran]

leckie thats a lot of showering. you must get through a lot of towels!


i shower every day. its the normal thing to do.

the only time i shower twice in one day is if i'm going out in the evening/at night

[Prickle]

I really do lol.

Shower before work to get rid of bedhead.
Shower before bed so i get rid of the dirt for the day.

If i play sport or go to the Gym they is a shower after that too.
Also if im going out after work. Shower before that then a shower then i get home.

Yeah maybe some do haha..

Godsake i mention the shower, few people jump on the band wagon as per usual haha.. ususal excuse its banter. :S

[RobVT]

oh shit im going in the shower before work now and after i finish work OH SHIT MY PRECIOUS OILS

[Prickle]

oh shit im going in the shower before work now and after i finish work OH SHIT MY PRECIOUS OILS

Haha well i got told that. :homme:

[Peejous]

Just me who moisturises?

[RobVT]

your gonna say you dont brush your teeth twice a day too ?

[Barry123]

Just me who moisturises?

same.

was twice a day too... sod going to bed covered in sweat after pumping iron/ya missus.

[Clouds_mate]

leckie thats a lot of showering. you must get through a lot of towels!


i shower every day. its the normal thing to do.

the only time i shower twice in one day is if i'm going out in the evening/at night

My mum hates for me it.

Maybe it will change when im doing the washing and paying for it lol.

Meh only takes a few mins to shower so why not

[vtrsarah]

at least you have a job there are loads of people who really want one and cant find one so yeah it might suck but at least you have a job aggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[-Dan-]

Haha well i got told that. :homme:

Well I got told by your mummy that I was special, but it doesn't mean I feel the need to share it SmellyJohn_1.1i...

[Clouds_mate]

your gonna say you dont brush your teeth twice a day too ?

Morning and Night + Whenever i leave the house the teeth get done.

Simples.

[Robb]

I shower at least once a day. Aslong as you only have like a 5-10 minute shower each time your skins fine and stays hydrated.

[Prickle]

Well I got told by your mummy that I was special, but it doesn't mean I feel the need to share it SmellyJohn_1.1i...

Ive just got a text from your mam actually.

Shes up for some randy dirty sex tonight, ask her.. she will deny it.. obviously.

[Jorge-]

Will you be showering after that dirty sex John?

[bridgesvtr90]

would rather work at donalds then sit on my arse unemployed :(

[Prickle]

Will you be showering after that dirty sex John?

Hmm me and his mam will shower together.

Cant wait. XD

[vtrsarah]

ha ha ha ha love how these threads go off topic

[Danr]

John no one's mum would sleep with you.

Danr is doing the volvic challenge... day 2... i'm pissing a lot.

[-Dan-]

Ive just got a text from your mam actually.

Shes up for some randy dirty sex tonight, ask her.. she will deny it.. obviously.

Hmm me and his mam will shower together.

Cant wait. XD

How is this possible when you have no penis or testicles? Although you wouldn't want to loose any oils from your shower, I guess you like the greasy look.

[Luke]

So much immaturity on here...

[Prickle]

How is this possible when you have no penis or testicles?

Mate your mam will no later on ok, ask her how it was etc.

Shes looking forward to it.

Sorry its just banter.

Like you told me its just banter.

[Clouds_mate]

Mother jokes are the lowest form of banter lol.

Anyway on topic. Hats off they are loads of lazy fucks who say they cant find jobs when really deep down they are avoiding ones.

A few of my mates have been laid off and they all got jobs straight away. Granted they are shit but at least its money.

[-Dan-]

Mate your mam will no later on ok, ask her how it was etc.

Shes looking forward to it.

Sorry its just banter.

Like you told me its just banter.

First of all, only benders say 'Mam' and secondly I don't think she likes benders, and certainly it would defy the point of it being my mother if you were a bender, so stop with the mum jokes when we all know it's my dad you want.

[vtrsarah]

Mother jokes are the lowest form of banter lol.

Anyway on topic. Hats off they are loads of lazy fucks who say they cant find jobs when really deep down they are avoiding ones.

A few of my mates have been laid off and they all got jobs straight away. Granted they are shit but at least its money.

:clapping: finally

[Danr]

True that Leckie, my sister is queen waster. She has a law degree so it's above her to get any normal job. Would rather sit at home.

[Prickle]

First of all, only benders say 'Mam' and secondly I don't think she likes benders, and certainly it would defy the point of it being my mother if you were a bender, so stop with the mum jokes when we all know it's my dad you want.

You started the mum jokes off you tart.

Benders say mam? you obviously no of a few.

[-Dan-]

You started the mum jokes off you tart.

Benders say mam? you obviously no of a few.

I know a few benders who say mam? I can certainly think of one...

Anyway... Sorry for taking the topic off thread, it's just almost 10,000 posts, and the only helpful/non-spam from John on the forum, is when he signs off at 8.30pm when mummy tucks him up in bed...

Ta-Ra John boy, keep jogging.

[goodall3518]

i think Johns been owned.

i also shower like 2/3 times a day same as Leckie, the only way u loose moisture is if you dont moisturise. but i do.
and exfoliate...
im the modern man.

[Prickle]

Is that of any concern to you? I know a few benders who say mam? I can think of one...

Anyway... Sorry for taking the topic off thread, it's just almost 10,000 posts, and the only helpful/non-spam from John on the forum, is when he signs off at 8.30pm when mummy tucks him up in bed...

Ta-Ra John boy, keep jogging.

No its not a concern for me but it will be for you.

None helpful? i do help at times yeah there is spam but who hasnt?

Walk on no0b...

[-Dan-]

No its not a concern for me but it will be for you.

None helpful? i do help at times yeah there is spam but who hasnt?

Walk on no0b...

I actually pity you.

[danzman1991]

Ohdear :P

[Prickle]

I actually pity you.

I pity you.

Honestly you get the pricks on here.

Its only a few that arnt.

[MrHouston]

http://www.flashgiochi.org/materiale-per-forum/immagini-old/img/Not.this.shit.again.jpg

[-Dan-]

So tell us when you sign off next time, and we'll celebrate a couple of minutes of being 'prickless', something that you have to deal with everyday ;)

[Prickle]

So tell us when you sign off next time, and we'll celebrate a couple of minutes of being 'prickless', something that you have to deal with everyday ;)

We?

If i was that bad of a member i would of been booted ages ago.

[-Dan-]

Booted in a sense that nobody likes you, or booted in the sense that your banned?

Guess that's one down one to go for you then...

[AnthonyVTR]

Just me who moisturises?
Nope:y:

[Clouds_mate]

Right enough of the flirting ladies. We get it Dan wants Johns smelly penis ;) (joke dont start crying)

Congrats of the job. Free meal with everyshift? I hope so.

End of thread.