Order now while stocks last!

[rossfisher89]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140318922902

Super high permance upgrade.......
sounds great tbh, mine is in post.

[Crunkers]

ahahahaha! who the hell is bidding on this shit....besides me :P

[Chr15]

wow

awesome :D

[bullit]

This is a performance modification like no other. Developed in colaberation by Crobeltech engineering and Pincer Developments "Andobodge systems" and "Sandyflow Technology" Have come to produce one of the highest performing car modification ever developed. Ask any car tuner today and they will inform you of the level of development undertaken to manufacture our products. 100% dedication and comitment to quality is our goal and so far we havent had a single problem or complaint. Just read our testimonial


that made me piss

[Danr]

that made me piss

Bladder problems in your old age?

[bullit]

Bladder problems in your old age?

the predictability of stupidty

[rossfisher89]

funniest part is the contridictions and the pictures, could you imagine peoples faces as they walk past and see people doing this to the car lol!

[JamesR]

WTF - is it a fake ebay?

Or is it for real?

[Alanapone]

GENIUS!!!!! I'm thinking about a group buy?!?! Anyone in?

[rossfisher89]

alan i'm thinking of starting up our own production factory.

who's in?

don't need much cash allotments are cheap i think.

what does IBTL mean anyone?

[Prickle]

what does IBTL mean anyone?

In before the lock...

As above.

[Krys_23]

LOL! Thats the funniest thing i've seen in a while, Some say if you do the spinach upgrade it adds another 20bhp.

[rossfisher89]

krys now your just being ridiculous tbh

spinnage will only add about 15 bhp and thats with a remap tbh.
and was trying to keep the spinnach secret so that no1 else would use and could beat you all lol.

[Alanapone]

My missus is growing our own veg so i can rip off your ideas! lol
I may improve the exhaust system with a chilliplant, i rekon this will increase the potency of the exhaust gasses creating a lower air preassure behind the car which would DRASTICLY reduce drag??? what do you think?

[Danr]

In before the loch ness monster.

[106pug]

For those withouta degree in engineering: the carrot entices the car to move forward at almost twice the standard rate! lmao mine preffers sprouts

[666]

a lot better that the useal ebay mods, probly gives more bhp to:y:

[Liam]

Mines in the post too....

[Toms112]

We should all show up to FCS with this stuff =]

Ill buy anything for charity and for a obvious performance boost

[Rob-6]

well funny i like the questions people have asked about it !

[Mr_X]

the questions are the best lol

[rossfisher89]

We should all show up to FCS with this stuff =]

Ill buy anything for charity and for a obvious performance boost

tom i woudl actually do it for a laugh or get laughed at, either way wud b funny.

[Carlito]

this has made my day! i lol'd so hard :)

[Add91289]

they got to much spare time if there doin that lol

[666]

someone has bidded on it roflmao

[JCs_VTR]

cant believe this is a serious auction think its quality lol the carrots and parsnips in the wheels made me lol and the bodged drill with brown tape

[trcygrdn]

Made me LOL!!! :)
xx

[mufcdouble]

wtf man

[bullit]

Are there any plans to develop meat based performance products? I appreciate that there are modest gains to be had with vegetables, but I'm after something a bit beefier. Thanks 08-May-09
A: The only thing meat based just now is a 16oz new york steak impreza style bonnet vent, secured with brown tape technology, giving a whopping 40bhp + we also do a rancid rotting badger carcass that trails from the rear valance. this works a bit like a grounding kit freeing up a further 30bhp. many thanks

lol.....

[Barry123]

That's bloody epic!

mega lol'd

[LDeere683]

im seriously considering the parsnip flow

[turbomadvtr]

Some people need friends , or a hobby, who the frig has the time to stick carrots all over their cars ?!? Nabs ?!

[jim333]

sick mod that like

[baker556]

'i'm going to send you the cucumber quickshift'

epic L0L'z

[adam_saxo]

The things people think of

[gouldy87]

sheer brilliance!