13 things about men - funny email i recieved.

[tashvtr]

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12! . Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

[Matt67]

Is this like friday joke night?

[bottlenob]

why do you have a pc next to the sink

[Matt67]

I'm 100% sure im not a laxative

[adampinder]

lmao thats good

[Matt67]

10 things men know about women..

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10.. They have boobs
There not funny

[dj_russell]

is there a talent show or something on sax p tonight?

[DavoVTR]

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

This one actually made me laugh a bit, rest are your average run of the mill stuff

[trcygrdn]

Well I liked it. :y:
xx

[olee]

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12! . Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped


And women are so much better. :bored:

[Dave89]

why do you have a pc next to the sink

LOL!.....

[tashvtr]

Originally Posted by bottlenob
why do you have a pc next to the sink

tbqh with you i dont even use the sink in my house, mother does all that crap

[lisa-vtr]

Well I liked it. :y:
xx

+1

:y:

[0rang3peel]

LOL!.....

hahaha.

Women are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken so sometimes you just have to stick it in a disabled one.

[xxpinkyxx1991]

all the guys are getting so touchy over a joke lol, im sure if they posted 10 things about girls we wouldn’t complain!

Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature - that is very true! lol

[bullit]

i find this very sexist. can i have this thread locked please? adamq?

[BenjaM]

all the guys are getting so touchy over a joke lol, im sure if they posted 10 things about girls we wouldn’t complain!

Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature - that is very true! lol

Girls are like old people.......... Fcuking Lazy!

[0rang3peel]

Girls are like old people.......... Fcuking Lazy!

hmmmm. not so good

[ashie695]

girls are like kfc u start with the thighs then the brests then all your left with is a bucket to throw your bone in ;)

[lisa-vtr]

Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

[Chico999]

Poor poor thread

Very sexist indeeeeeed

This something my ex came out with a while ago

She said "All men do is start wars and make a mess of everything"

Me "And your just there to clean it all up arent ya?"

Needless to say i got a slap

[GoochyBoy]

tbqh with you i dont even use the sink in my house, mother does all that crap

I think ive only used mine when i was outta pop - to get water :.

[Ashleyp]

possibly the shittest thread ever?

[Ashleyp]

girls are like kfc u start with the thighs then the brests then all your left with is a bucket to throw your bone in ;)

wtf... failure... noob

[rorz_vts]

i thougth it was quite good lol