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Add91289
25th May 2009, 11:32
every week we've been watching ma mates car get worse and worse, you've gotta see this car for real to truly realize how bad it is. but i thought id share the lol's

electrical tape for eye lids! and some dodgy looking mesh!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image020.jpg

underneath you'll find 2 air filter's stuck together for some reason...
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image022.jpg

odd colored wheels, you could park a bus between the tyre and the arch.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image017.jpg
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image021.jpg

what this is meant to be i don't know, so the less said the better.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image018.jpg

he then bought it into the workshop and welded the "exhaust" to the chassie!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image019.jpg

then there's the worst bit. the side skirts made for a 206, which he's siliconed on.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image016.jpg
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/93571/Image023.jpg

this really is one of the worst cars iv ever seen. opinions?
Chris91
25th May 2009, 11:34
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/its-beautiful.jpg
goodall3518
25th May 2009, 11:37
lolz at the zorst system on that.... and hes your mate?

surely you dont accept lifts off him :P


edit: note the shitty DIY tinting
Prickle
25th May 2009, 11:40
And the bodge job of the year award goes to... :fcuk:
davidharvey
25th May 2009, 11:40
One for the Barry boys that one.

I wouldn't let on hes your mate to too many people.
Hope its not really your car and you are gauging opinions? :fcuk:
Add91289
25th May 2009, 11:40
lolz at the zorst system on that.... and hes your mate?

surely you dont accept lifts off him


edit: note the shitty DIY tinting

only see him once a week at college. and we often turn down lifts lol. il stick to the saxo
Roj
25th May 2009, 11:50
oh dear oh dear, why even bother lol
Saamuell
25th May 2009, 11:57
Surely he has the I.Q of a door?

Why or how is it possible for people to even think about doing this crap :S
Kenco
25th May 2009, 12:03
lol jeeeesus christ that is something else
Add91289
25th May 2009, 12:06
Surely he has the I.Q of a door?

Why or how is it possible for people to even think about doing this crap


to make things worse he thinks it's the dogs bollacks. he parades it up and down the college road all day...
goodall3518
25th May 2009, 12:20
i take it he is still a virgin
Furio_Matt
25th May 2009, 12:22
to make things worse he thinks it's the dogs bollacks. he parades it up and down the college road all day...

Surely not? Is it not some kind of joke car? lol
MiniGibbo
25th May 2009, 12:23
Would he take part -ex i love it.

Matt.
Morgan_VTR
25th May 2009, 12:28
haha thats really is unique. WTF! Clearly doesnt give a monkeys if he bodges it up.
Sneakydevil89
25th May 2009, 12:30
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah, its definately given a new meaning to the word "modified"
Ben_L
25th May 2009, 12:43
oh dear...looks like it fell through on a budget at halfords...

What A Fuckin Heap!!!!!!!!!!!
Bickerton
25th May 2009, 12:46
That is funny as hell lawl!
Tony
25th May 2009, 12:46
Ultimate shed.

That is shocking. I find it hard to believe that you really know him as it is that bad.

It needs to be given to Top Gear for one of their 'throw a car at a caravan' challenges.
Dellboy_furio
25th May 2009, 12:52
What was he thinking! :wacko:
Ryan
25th May 2009, 12:53
at least hes fucking up some JC and not a good car :P
tashvtr
25th May 2009, 13:00
That really is a shed!
Ste
25th May 2009, 13:23
It would be good if he put a GTi-R engine in it though and left it how it was :P
PETE-VTR
25th May 2009, 13:29
needs lowering
Chin
25th May 2009, 13:38
now that's bad :lol:
SaxBuild
25th May 2009, 15:47
PMSFLOL..............................

This guy needs his head looking at.
mik
25th May 2009, 15:52
he's your mate. help him he needs it
JamesR
25th May 2009, 16:09
All i can say, is why the fcuk are you mates with him lolz
Add91289
25th May 2009, 16:27
Surely not? Is it not some kind of joke car? lol

no it's not a joke car, he's just absolutely clueless.
Furio_Matt
25th May 2009, 16:31
no it's not a joke car, he's just absolutely clueless.

Well that just takes it to a whole new level of fail!
NICK2506
25th May 2009, 16:57
please dont say he also thinks your saxo looks shit :S
Mochachino
25th May 2009, 17:00
I like where hes going with it. It has potential as a show car as it is now.
fossie
25th May 2009, 17:19
My eyes are bleeding that car is shite...............
adam1490
25th May 2009, 17:25
what a hogg
Add91289
25th May 2009, 18:06
new style of rat look maby? lol
SaxBuild
26th May 2009, 17:19
Add is he at chezzy college or clown.

I seem him just about everyday in that pile of shit, he looks well like a chav. He just needs the cap and gold tooth to finish the look.

I might ave to take a drive into town Thursday night with our lot and take piss if he is there.
Matt67
26th May 2009, 17:30
hmm tape for eyelids..

*runs off to car*
Andy_K
26th May 2009, 17:35
Needs 's' wheels tbh
Add91289
26th May 2009, 18:24
Add is he at chezzy college or clown.

I seem him just about everyday in that pile of shit, he looks well like a chav. He just needs the cap and gold tooth to finish the look.

I might ave to take a drive into town Thursday night with our lot and take piss if he is there.

he gose to chezzy college every tuesday, on my course :panic: dont know what he dose the rest of the time lol. laff at him for me to :y:
SaxBuild
26th May 2009, 18:26
he gose to chezzy college every tuesday, on my course :panic: dont know what he dose the rest of the time lol. laff at him for me to :y:
He must be from Clown then, as drove past him earlier and couldn't stop laughing lol.
Ashleyp
26th May 2009, 18:27
at least hes fucking up some JC and not a good car :P

lol, same thoughts as moi
J222JRA
26th May 2009, 18:33
hehehehehe love it
Ferg
26th May 2009, 18:42
LOL that is awful ...
Durham
26th May 2009, 18:42
thats lush swap for a vts lol

quite posibly the worst lookin car iv ever seen haha
Rob-6
26th May 2009, 18:47
what a heap
shaggy_master
26th May 2009, 23:27
Oh thats bloody terrible, thats well and Truly BARRY'd up..
I mean, I drive an almera.. But WTF??
You don't do them up like that haha, muppet deserves a slap..
Don't bother with the cosmetic mods ;) just keep it to the engine mods when it comes to the almera haha... Its never gonna look good so ;)
That geeza is a joke..
SteveWC
26th May 2009, 23:29
hahaha this ones an epic fail.

pissed when I saw the two airfilters together, double filtration system lol
Carlito
26th May 2009, 23:46
Id have to end the friendship lol, thats truly hideous!
Sheeps24
27th May 2009, 13:49
Oh Dear haha :geek:
VTS_16v_Boy
27th May 2009, 13:51
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/its-beautiful.jpg

:fcuk: enough said - Honestly thats the best thing Ive seen in weeks!

(NOT the cats - The CAR) lol
SaxBuild
28th May 2009, 07:18
I'm just curious to know, if he knows, that by welding his exsaust to his chasis that the MOT is void and that he won't beable to MOT it untill its removed.
MR_N
28th May 2009, 08:05
Think thats the least of his problems looking at that car
Jamie
28th May 2009, 09:44
Epic ~ wow. speechless?
ad172
28th May 2009, 10:00
ohh well its only a almera let him play about with it LOL
i have seen some bodge jobs in my time but this one easily takes the gold medal :clapping:
Add91289
28th May 2009, 16:33
I'm just curious to know, if he knows, that by welding his exsaust to his chasis that the MOT is void and that he won't beable to MOT it untill its removed.


il mention it lol.
SaxBuild
29th May 2009, 17:50
il mention it lol.
I might just have to book a week tuesday off from work, just to sit ouside chezzy college and laff at him lol. I know my car isn't upto scratch at moment, but at least I know how to mod a car lol.
danzman1991
29th May 2009, 18:02
That is pretty shocking tbh.
vtrgold
29th May 2009, 21:53
that is fcuking quality does he generally not care about how it looks or does he think he is vin diesel? lol
666
29th May 2009, 22:05
needs some cossy vents silconed on the bonnet, a 12 inch sunstrip and home tinted windows and will me a max power cover car, lmgdfa
Lucas_LFC
29th May 2009, 22:42
that is thee SEX, never seen anything like it b4..one of a kind!!! hahahaha



i even think the scrapyard would turn this thing down!!lol
onetone
29th May 2009, 23:58
lmao wow! I thought I'd seen bad with a metro with two subs.
Stealth106
19th October 2009, 18:42
come to southend thats nothing lol
Mr_P
19th October 2009, 18:45
come to southend thats nothing lol

Major Bumpage!
OLLYVTS
19th October 2009, 18:52
Hahahaha that is one mess he has made,Why didnt you stop hi if he was you mate?
Two air filters?wtf
theecho
19th October 2009, 18:52
swap for a VTR?
yagersecho
19th October 2009, 19:20
Is that shoppin trolley stuck underneath! certainly looks like it.
bullit
19th October 2009, 19:22
legendary l0l
speedyvtr
19th October 2009, 19:30
lol i have seen it all now. whats he thinking stop him before its to late ha ha.
es_shoes_rock
19th October 2009, 19:30
nice! LOL...
djmartin
20th October 2009, 02:18
W.........T........F lols

let me guess next mod is tin foil as window tints? lol

please dont make that suggestion to him for im sure he will try it hahaha
Connor_scotland
20th October 2009, 06:36
He was clearly touched as a child.
SaxBuild
20th October 2009, 10:25
Epic bumpage here.

Though will say, not seen this guy in this car for a while. So must have made its way to the scrappy at some point.
23carragold
20th October 2009, 13:44
i think i felt my penis recede as soon as i saw his vomit inducing piece of shite...good god..it amazes me how people can be so deluded..
Gordi
20th October 2009, 13:52
subtle 8)