Chavs - Bless Them

[James]

'oh my god',

I just been to the shop for some cigs, there was a load of chavs stood outside, Anyway i went in and got my cigs and started walking home. I turned around and 2of them were following me... I was like 'Well maybe there going somewhere'. Anyway i walked onto my back field knowing that if they followed me there they were after something. ( must be the sexy new coat smileys/smiley3.gif ).

Anyway as i thought they followed me onto the field, so i just stopped and turned around and said 'what the f*** do you want, why the f*** are you following me'.

I was totally suprised at what they said 'O sorry mate' and they turned around and walked off....

Work that one out smileys/smiley5.gif,

I was so tempted to go hulk on there ass after studying boz's posts...

[NickJ]

lol, I guess having the bottle to stand up to them works sometimes ...

[jaybiss]

'oh my god'

are you vicky pollard in disguise smileys/smiley17.gif

that justs reminds me of her so much LMBO! © sax-p

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[James]

LMBO! © sax-p,

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[gafvts]

i wonder why they was following you in the first place mate.at least they went away

[James]

Well gaf, I got chased of bransholme the other month because they wanted me and my mates phone, Good job i was drunk iv'e never ran so fast in my life :o

[Jimbo]

lol! make you wonder why they were following you? and how come you didn't take your car to the shop?

[James]

Cause the shop is a 2 minute walk? lol

*Raises eyebrow*

[Yates]

maybe they wanted your ass

[Jimbo]

ahh....

[James]

maybe they wanted your ass

If i knew that i would of just let them get me smileys/smiley3.gif

[peebee]

lol, I guess having the bottle to stand up to them works sometimes ...

Do u need bottle to stand up to chavs? Dont know about else where but round here there just silly little kids!

[Tony_Jay86]

If you hadnt of said anything they would probably have attacked you becuase they think you are scared, but if you stand up to them & show them you are not scared they literally shit there pants, but be carefull next time you go to the shop, they might start on you & say *you gave my two mates shit, blah blah blah*, they probably needed something to sell on so they can buy there kids something for xmas.

[James]

Yea was thinking of that tony_jay86, But ive never actually seen these 2 before, Its usally the same lads round the shop near me so im guessing they arnt from around my area.

[Tony_Jay86]

Me & two of my mates walked passed about 20 chavs & chavettes the other week & i didnt see one that lived around here.

Should have seen the state of the chavettes, never seen anything like them, belt size skirt, them horrible knee high fluffy boots & something shoved down there bra's, there were a few wearing trackies with rockports & a few wearing some nike airs.

Ended up walking passed them 3 times & every time i didnt feel safe at all, iam a big lad & a couple of chavs wouldnt scare me, but when theres ten of them & three of us, you just have to be wary.

They tried getting served for booze at a shop near mine & they couldnt get served, five of them tried & failed, haha.

[Gav]

another tip for ya if your about to get in a fight with 1 of them. shout it wasent me it was him (pointing behind them) when they look round get ready to give him the biggest smack in the mouth they have ever had when they look back round he wont be ready for it. works a treat go down like a sack of shit. or you could even kick him in the nuts.