pirate hunting

[pr0xibus]

i posted a link about a month ago to a website for pirate hunting, obviously it was a fake but funny, well i came across this on the site i read everyday

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=79310

now i for one if i had the money would well go for this


oops i think this should be in the links section can a mod please move it

thanks

[Rach125]

Lol I cud think of other ways to spend nearly 4k good idea though

[goodall3518]

LOL imagine the holiday insurance for that ;)

[pr0xibus]

i am going to go onto the MOD auction site and wait for an oil tanker to come up on auction, gonna charge £20 per day for pirate hunting

if i do the math right

20 quid per person @ an average of 5,5" per person + 11 stone per person times that by the DWT of the oil tanker giving 10,000 - 24,999 i should make a tidy profit,

and any pirates caught i can charge each customer an extra £20 for taking them home lol

but on a serious note it is a pretty good idea lol

[kenny]

thats insane like. would be really scary tho incase the defence failed

[pr0xibus]

lol yeah it would be but them russian spec forces look nuts i mean just looking at them makes me want to turn my screen off lol imaging what em pirates would think lol

[kenny]

lol yeah it would be but them russian spec forces look nuts i mean just looking at them makes me want to turn my screen off lol imaging what em pirates would think lol

haha true, would be interseting to say the least

[Lozza_vtr]

Bet you wouldn't see any pirates anyway.

[Maxamus]

can you adopt a pirtate and dress em up to look like jack sparrow? could you pay them extra to make em say ARGHHH ME HARTIES when they attack.

Then I may consider!

[pr0xibus]

can you adopt a pirtate and dress em up to look like jack sparrow? could you pay them extra to make em say ARGHHH ME HARTIES when they attack.

Then I may consider!

ha ha ha that would be my next idea Adopt a pirate

"Could you adopt a pirate for just £2 a month"
"Every year 1000's of pirates die id terrible conditions
from mal-nutrition,scurvie aids and hiv"
"You can help them by donating £2 per month"
"If so please phone 0800961238 for a free information pack"

My advert ready to go gonna send it to bbc lol

[Maxamus]

ha ha ha that would be my next idea Adopt a pirate

"Could you adopt a pirate for just £2 a month"
"Every year 1000's of pirates die id terrible conditions
from mal-nutrition,scurvie aids and hiv"
"You can help them by donating £2 per month"
"If so please phone 0800961238 for a free information pack"

My advert ready to go gonna send it to bbc lol

you forgot to add : "Pirates dont need handouts, they just need the tools to steal and kill for themselves"

"your £2 per month can help provide fresh ammunition and RPG's"

:y:

[pr0xibus]

you forgot to add : "Pirates dont need handouts, they just need the tools to steal and kill for themselves"

"your £2 per month can help provide fresh ammunition and RPG's"

:y:

ha ha ha thats a quality one lol i wish someone on here was good @ video editing or something could make a pretty good pirate ad lol

[goodall3518]

I'd do it if Keira Knightly was one of the pirates.

Id make her walk my plank for 4k.haha

[JoNaH_FTW]

Russians would probably send someone in and give a load of locals £50 to attack the yacht,
like a human turkey shoot

[Maxamus]

I'd do it if Keira Knightly was one of the pirates.

Id make her walk my plank for 4k.haha

Time for pirate inuendos!!!

"She could blast my canon"

"Id make her YO HO"

"Bet she likes a bit of Swordplay ;)"

[Bound]

Ross Kemp will sort you out :D.

[djawesome123]

Lol I do worry about what you type into google ti find all this stuff, but I would do that, sounds like a right laugh if you dont mind risking your life :drink:

[VTR-Chris]

why pay 4 grand to kill rag heads, wen u can just join the army an get paid to kill em!!

[0rang3peel]

Ross Kemp will sort you out :D.

he will just piss himself.

[JamesR]

Bit expensive? How can they guarantee pirates?

[pr0xibus]

Bit expensive? How can they guarantee pirates?

lol all they would have to do is sail up and down somalia with a gorgeous lassie up top and when the pirates come BANG pull the lassie down and let up the spec forces lol