Jealousy...

[PSPDan]

My girlfriend bought a mk1 VTR yesterday with her insurance payout after a council van kindly ploughed into her Corsa B (high five!). Now obviously I've taught her well. Unfortunately she technically has a better car than me. Bad times. The body work is fucked in a lot of places but the engine is immaculate and it came with FSH.

Just thought I'd post up after that "I wish my gf drove a saxo" thread the other week. Yeah it's great... As long as she doesn't get a better one than you :homme:

[JoshB]

Just tell her, if she has a better car then thats an automatic Sax-P rule that she has to do Anal.

[Liam]

You're just braggin because you have a girlfriend now!

[AkuskaUK]

Just tell her, if she has a better car then thats an automatic Sax-P rule that she has to do Anal.

^^ aha

[RichM]

Secretly do an engine swap, maybe she might not notice..

[PSPDan]

Just tell her, if she has a better car then thats an automatic Sax-P rule that she has to do Anal.

LOL. We're going to Egypt in 2 weeks I'll save it for then :y:

You're just braggin because you have a girlfriend now!

Sorry Liam, but you know where I live, feel free to pop round for a good time :homme:

Secretly do an engine swap, maybe she might not notice..

Now that's a plan, anyone fancy lending a hand?

[Liam]

LOL. We're going to Egypt in 2 weeks I'll save it for then :y:



Sorry Liam, but you know where I live, feel free to pop round for a good time :homme:



Now that's a plan, anyone fancy lending a hand?

Serious? Mate ill even swap the engine for you!! Gimme 10 mins yer?

[de51_Hodgey]

Secretly do an engine swap, maybe she might not notice..

of course she wouldnt notice its a woman (no offence sax -p ladies)

[Liam]

of course she wouldnt notice its a woman (no offence sax -p ladies)

Ooooh Sexism! Lock and Ban!! ;)

[Claireeyy]

very sexist :boxing:

[JoshB]

Fair point though, I was following a woman in a 335i Coupe the other day at about 40mph in a national speed limit zone. Just buy a 318!

[andrew0510]

Time for an upgrade mate,
Hope you've christened it though lol

[PSPDan]

Time for an upgrade mate,
Hope you've christened it though lol

Haha not yet we haven't.

Yeah I want a Furio as I'm still gonna get raped on insurance at 18.

[goodall3518]

Its better imo... she can drive you round everywhere and when lads toot her, u can be leant back in the passenger seat like

"EY Y0 DATS MANZ GYAL INIT IN DIZ VTR"

and so forth. Soon you will be the coolest couple in Bristol.

[craig180]

Just because she has a bigger engine than you and a body kit doesn't mean she has a better car than you

[Liam]

Just because she has a bigger engine than you and a body kit doesn't mean she has a better car than you

Yer it does. :P

[PSPDan]

Its better imo... she can drive you round everywhere and when lads toot her, u can be leant back in the passenger seat like

"EY Y0 DATS MANZ GYAL INIT IN DIZ VTR"

and so forth. Soon you will be the coolest couple in Bristol.

I lol'd. Thanks for that.

Just because she has a bigger engine than you and a body kit doesn't mean she has a better car than you

Hmm true... The bodywork is fucked. But the engine is immaculate. Still I think mine's worth more :homme:

[Liam]

I lol'd. Thanks for that.



Hmm true... The bodywork is fucked. But the engine is immaculate. Still I think mine's worth more :homme:

Lol you could be the english version of sammyd and his bird! Big ass jap kit ftw!

[Liam]

Its better imo... she can drive you round everywhere and when lads toot her, u can be leant back in the passenger seat like

"EY Y0 DATS MANZ GYAL INIT IN DIZ VTR"

and so forth. Soon you will be the coolest couple in Bristol.

Just noticed in your sig that your car is lowered 60 inches! Are speed bumps a problem! Im still on my knees babe!

[goodall3518]

Dont forget, yours is Mk2...
So you can bang on about how yours is better, cos its MK2 an all versus Mk1... your househould shall be fun.

She joining SaXp?

[goodall3518]

Just noticed in your sig that your car is lowered 60 inches! Are speed bumps a problem! Im still on my knees babe!

Im a low rider init.

[Liam]

Im a low rider init.

Sick!!!!!

[PSPDan]

Dont forget, yours is Mk2...
So you can bang on about how yours is better, cos its MK2 an all versus Mk1... your househould shall be fun.

She joining SaXp?

I doubt she will. She does have a Sax-P keyring and stickers mind. Although they came with the car!

[goodall3518]

I doubt she will. She does have a Sax-P keyring and stickers mind. Although they came with the car!

Why not?

Ive already thought of her username

PSPDANsPeice.

[sminotVTR]

of course she wouldnt notice its a woman (no offence sax -p ladies)

HA! I'd notice!

[JamesR]

^^ aha

How many of your posts just say "aha" ?

Swap engines when shes away :fcuk:

[vtrsarah]

of course she wouldnt notice its a woman (no offence sax -p ladies)

huh if you swapped my engine i would notice and whoop yoour ass ;)