Top Gear Tonight..

[JRC1]

It's about the "ideal" cars for 17 year olds!

Think Saxo's will get a mention? Lol..

[saxo_tom1234]

It's about the "ideal" cars for 17 year olds!

Think Saxo's will get a mention? Lol..

will do they will streotype it

[666]

i forgot it was on, ta very much for the reminder (8pm on bbc2 no dout)

[JRC1]

Yeah, thats what I thought.. Guarantee they will show some liked chaved up bodykitted one and say there are alot better cars out there for the young drivers now lol..

[JRC1]

i forgot it was on, ta very much for the reminder (8pm on bbc2 no dout)

Yeah, 99% sure it's 8pm no worries lol.

[shady22]

cant wait, best programe :D

[saxo_tom1234]

bet they make a joke about the stig being kidnapped last week or sommmat.

[JamesR]

More bad rep for saxo's :n:

[James106]

It's about the "ideal" cars for 17 year olds!

Think Saxo's will get a mention? Lol..
yeah i heard that, they'll probs just rip the piss out of us lol

[Garry_T]

cors will get in there (pieces of shit)

[Jamez]

Forgot it was on, cheers for the heads up m8, this episode should b funny!

[-Alex-]

They will show shit examples of all typical cars lol.

[Rob-6]

love this show!

[NICK2506]

im not sure cos saxos are old....might mention how the C2 has replaced the saxo.

[JRC1]

im not sure cos saxos are old....might mention how the C2 has replaced the saxo.

Yeah, they might talk about the C2 VTR/VTS etc.. Apparently they are going to talk about insurance too, so it should be interesting..

[Carlvtr88]

is the c2 as quick ? wil be interestin to see what they say ,, they did say ages ago the PUG 106 was 2nd best handlin car in world n saxo is same so... u know lol cant be that bad.. old clarkson loves his handling

[JRC1]

Nah, it's not as quick mate.. Yeah he does lol.

[Mr_X]

They will show shit examples of all typical cars lol.

exactly, oh wow look at that entry level corsa! or feista. oh wow.

i would rather watch them powersliding some Italian super car.

after last weeks shit effort i think its needed

[danindarlo]

i reckon some asshole chav whos been claiming benifits and installing 1000 neons and the worlds biggest exhaust will be on .. not to forget the list of stuff his/her car wont have like "K N " "NOS" etc stickers lol

im thinking punto corsa nova ? some pugs and poss saxo :( will b on


cnt let it get us down tho lol

[Ryyy]

exactly, oh wow look at that entry level corsa! Or feista. Oh wow.

I would rather watch them powersliding some italian super car.

After last weeks shit effort i think its needed

here here

[-Alex-]

exactly, oh wow look at that entry level corsa! or feista. oh wow.

i would rather watch them powersliding some Italian super car.

after last weeks shit effort i think its needed
I have a feeling a entry level oxidised red corsa will be on, because they look the most shite, they won't show any good examples.
And here is your typical 17 year old driver, *pulls up in shite looking corsa blaring kano out*

[CaptainYid]

*pulls up in shite looking corsa blaring kano out*

i take it you live near me then? :P

[Garry_T]

wooo its on now

[JamesR]

Oh god here we goooooooo!

*waits for saxo*

[-Alex-]

2500, I got 1000, they are on drugs.

[Mr_X]

2.5k aint guna get anything good tbh

[JamesR]

Anyone see the stig at the back then photocopying his head? HAHAHAHA

[Tontsy]

slice your penis off :y:

[-Alex-]

Anyone see the stig at the back then photocopying his head? HAHAHAHA

Yeah haha
citroen ax was there ;)

[Mr_X]

Anyone see the stig at the back then photocopying his head? HAHAHAHA

or teeth whitening on hammonds desk lol

[charlie53]

Clarkson better have a saxo.

[Garry_T]

volvo ahahahha

[Luke123]

or teeth whitening on hammonds desk lol

lmao i missed both of that :(

[JamesR]

VOLVO! :fcuk:

Would have to pick the Coupe lol

[-Alex-]

Golf is respectable.
But tbh, they aren't insuring it themselves =\

[-Alex-]

Oh fuck modify it.

[JamesR]

The golf it good, got potential imo

[Tontsy]

slam all 3 of them! :D wreey

[Sophia_Bush]

hahaha my god!

[charlie53]

Definitely the golf out of the three.

[-Alex-]

Nice body kit :L

[Luke123]

lmao that coupe is total pimp lol!

[Ashleyp]

LOL at mays fusion subs

[-Alex-]

Classic has got basssss

[Luke123]

haha for his "choons"

[JamesR]

Nie bodykit loool

Da tunez iz epic!

[-Alex-]

Nice bong haha

[CaptainYid]

the golf would have won easily, specially with the sub. but for some reason, i like that kit on the coupe s :/

[Luke123]

lol volva drifting = epic fail lol

[Garry_T]

haha volvo drifting i wud of thought i wud of never seen that

[-Alex-]

Haha explaining about fronting ><

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

The volvo sounds mean lmao

[CaptainYid]

but ive just realised, top gear are promoting fronting! :O

[McGuire86]

I spent mine on a banging sound system for me tunez

[Chr15]

LOL at mays fusion subs

Is that what you have?

[JamesR]

This is giving ideas about fronting lol

Fusion is wikid bludz

[Mr_X]

golf is best

how the fuck would you get insured in that vulva at 17.

[danindarlo]

loving Mays sound system lol

and gluing his buttons together lol

[Garry_T]

*smack* look out there is a child on the road "no there isnt"

[Tontsy]

right, its a bit shit tbh, the Veryron and the F1 best be interesting ...
they should of got a saxo, Corsa and a civic ... yeah.

[Luke123]

This is giving ideas about fronting lol

Fusion is wikid bludz

i dont wanna sound dim, but whats fronting?

[Ashleyp]

Is that what you have?

no lol?

[JamesR]

That new atom would beat a Veyron i think :fcuk:

[-E-N-Z-O-]

Anyone see the stig at the back then photocopying his head? HAHAHAHA

There were loadsa things:

Stig photocopying his head
Hammonds teeth whitening
Pyramid of gold bars
Clarksons picture of will young
Map of britain marking all speed camera's lol

[Chr15]

That new atom would beat a Veyron i think :fcuk:

Most things will as it takes so long to hit its top speed. It weighs so much lol

[-Alex-]

Lambourghini, I just realeased alot of sex wee.

[JamesR]

i dont wanna sound dim, but whats fronting?

LaMBO = Jizz in pants :fcuk:

Atom is best though *dribble*

[Mr_X]

i fucking want that lambo

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Id love 2 do what hammond just did with that lambo.........

[CaptainYid]

i want clarksons volvo!

[danindarlo]

tht lambo is well sexual :P

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Wow what a race :O

[-Alex-]

Wow, so much sex wee, Im just dripping here, laying in a puddle of sperm.

[LeeM]

street racing IS cool

[JamesR]

I cant choose :(

[JamesR]

IT DEFINETLY WASNT SCHUMACHER lol

[CaptainYid]

and there was the kidnapped stig joke :P

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

An extra £100,000 for that merc???

Give me the lambo anyday, the merc just about won that race......

[Luke123]

i read somewhere that it was a british touring car driver lol prehaps not

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

If the stig IS Schumacher, why does he still wear the helmet if everyone now knows who he is........

[Mr_X]

street racing IS cool

thats all the motivation i need

[JamesR]

Steven Fry looks anorexic here :fcuk:

[LeeM]

how are people still debating whether or not schuey is the stig? go play in traffic

[Krys_23]

Stephen Fry looks like he's had a stroke.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

how are people still debating whether or not schuey is the stig? go play in traffic

Apparently he wasn't always the stig.
Who knows?:panic:

[Luke123]

Stephen Fry looks like he's had a stroke.

He looks abit like, an old hammond with his hair like that lol.

[JamesR]

What a strange app...

I think they found someone lool

[Krys_23]

Quite tidy those buckets and harnesses.

[JamesR]

Looks a fast lap, through the follow through was bloody quick :fcuk:

[danindarlo]

Stephen Fry looks like he's had a stroke.

lmafo !!

[Krys_23]

Looks a fast lap, through the follow through was bloody quick :fcuk:

I thought he shit himself aswell.

[JamesR]

I thought he shit himself aswell.

Looked like he was climaxing lol

[Mr_X]

clarkson has to make a noise and destroy everything

[danindarlo]

pretty slience parking by clarkson lol

[Luke123]

lmao run away volvo!!

[Mr_X]

LMAO good job their heroin addicts!!1

[JamesR]

They always sabotage james' go lol :D

[Jimmy-Boy]

lol at stereo and shed!!!!!!!!!

[Krys_23]

LOL!!!! James May

[liam_VTR]

lmao clarkson with mays remote :y:

[danindarlo]

all was slience until clarkson made may shit himself lolol

[Tontsy]

James System hit 98dBz ... i guess ill be seeing him at the next propper droppers then! i got some compitition in the making!

[Craig_B]

lol at james in a hoodie!

[JamesR]

What are they doing? Writing them off? Should be good :fcuk:

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Hammond: "Hold on, can you smell smoke off my fingers?" lmao

[Chr15]

T-cut...

Good job they didnt pick saxos...

[Jonoo]

haha hiring the fireman

[JamesR]

T-cut...

Good job they didnt pick saxos...

There wouldnt be anything left to fix lol

[danindarlo]

loving the dent removal geting some top tips lol think they may need to do a guide on here lol

[liam_VTR]

There wouldnt be anything left to fix lol

lol :)

[JamesR]

Would tap the middle one :p

[Whiskerzz]

thank god they never chose a saxo !

hand-brake turn FTW :fcuk:

[Luke123]

lol! thats how you get a girlfriend....i wondered what i was doing wrong.. handbreaks..duh! lol

[Krys_23]

Top gear is pretty funny but i feel they waste alot of time with pointless tasks, They should have something better to show surely.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Oldies chattin up the young girls lol

[Mr_X]

lol at the girlage

[liam_VTR]

flowers ... lolololololol

[Mr_X]

would tap the one with the tit-age.

[liam_VTR]

dead? lmao

[JamesR]

Gotta love top gear, best programme on tele imo

[Craig_B]

lmao clarkson with mays remote :y:

ye class!

best top gear test ever!

[Tontsy]

blonde in the blue and white dress ...
thats what a 17 year old wants!

[Jonoo]

Gotta love top gear, best programme on tele imo

agreed

[Krys_23]

Clarkson.. Still has no idea about car polish/wax etc even after eating Zymol lol.

[JamesR]

Clarksons Metaphor's are epic lool

[liam_VTR]

the volves having a w**k :y:

[Whiskerzz]

ooo tidy with strips :P

[JamesR]

Had a rethink, i would tap them all *dribble*

Clarksons mad! :fcuk:

[Whiskerzz]

and yer blonde pal next to her ;)

[JamesR]

Wasnt much about cars this week tbh :n:

THIS RACE IS EPIC! OMFG :fcuk:

[Luke123]

lol!, itzz niceee sexy time!

[Garry_T]

woooo the big race

[Jonoo]

that red veyron is lush :P

[PSPDan]

That Veyron is fucking lush.

[JamesR]

I'm going for the F1, i love them *dribbles, faps*

[Craig_B]

i got paid a million pounds for Top Gear to use my veyron!

[Chr15]

McLaren to win

Veyron is too heavy imo

[Mr_X]

i would have the f1 myself

[JamesR]

McLaren to win

Veyron is too heavy imo

My thoughts exactly, it is quite a few years older though, hope its been serviced lol.

[CraigLovelock]

I see a fusion sub from halfords?

[-Alex-]

veyron, against mclaren f1 place your bets please

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Another race???? lol

[Jonoo]

im going for veyron to win ... underdog :P

[JamesR]

HERE WE GO :fcuk:

[danindarlo]

gonna say F1 will win

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Veyron FTW!
Not a good start tho...........

[-Alex-]

And the veyron came in. House wins.

[danindarlo]

gonna say F1 will win

maybe b not then lol

[Jonoo]

ohh yesss :P

[JamesR]

Bloody Spoiler :rage:

[Craig_B]

Veyron FTW!
Not a good start tho...........

i thort it was going to be a better start

[turbomad]

would still rather have f1 anyday

[lukowski14]

great show, brillaint watch

[Chr15]

Should have done 1/4 mile.

Id have been right then.

[Mr_X]

the f1 put up a very good fight imo, and around a track would be a different story. how the fuck was the f1 winning for so long?

[Chr15]

the f1 put up a very good fight imo, and around a track would be a different story. how the fuck was the f1 winning for so long?

Down to the weight I think.

[PSPDan]

The acceleration on the F1 was immense.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

i thort it was going to be a better start

Yeah same here, probly just took more time for all the 1000bhp to kick in, plus it was heavier....

[JamesR]

the f1 put up a very good fight imo, and around a track would be a different story. how the fuck was the f1 winning for so long?

Because its awsome lol

Put the same type spoiler on the F1 and see what happens lol

[Mr_X]

Down to the weight I think.

must be,

the veyron has 4wd and a 0-60 time of 2.5 secs.

im not sure the f1 matches up to that.

just goes to show how usefull the stats are

[PSPDan]

must be,

the veyron has 4wd and a 0-60 time of 2.5 secs.

im not sure the f1 matches up to that.

just goes to show how usefull the stats are

A lot of it is down to the driver also.

[That-Guy]

Loved tonights show couldn't stop laughing :D

[JamesR]

Stig = Best driver in the world lol

And just shows how much of a difference weight makes.

*cough* Zetec-S v VTR *cough*

[davew]

f1>Veyron for me anyday.

love that car

[joehow12]

f1 is lighter and the first few gears are shorter than the veyrons. Again would be great to have seen one of the few F1 GTRs against the veyron.

[Rob-6]

tonights show was well funny

[Craig_B]

Loved tonights show couldn't stop laughing :D

ye was good!
was a good challenge aswelll.

lol at james's stereo lol

[JamesR]

http://www.carforums.net/reviews/makes/pictures/mclaren05.jpg

Give it a go against this one ;) lol

Spoiler + F1 = WIN WIN F1!

[PSPDan]

F1 is awesome but in terms of looks that Veyron was sexy.

[Andy_VT]

good show anyways lol.. messing up with James' stereo.. well funny ^^
they always have to do something to him

[Eskimo]

Lol Bass was banging on Mayes! :) But none of them cars? Id dream of buying? LMAO

[Saxoo_VT_Whatt]

HaHa Was Funny

Wud Deffo Have The volvo haha

[mik]

F1 is awesome but in terms of looks that Veyron was sexy.

not many veyron's in one colour... mac f1 still the the best looking head turner

[Spanky]

Ok dont no if this has been said as i havnt read the thread yet as im now just watching Top Gear on the iPlayer

but WTF is stig doing with his head in the printer when they are phoning insurance companys lol :wacko: :wacko:

[fastsaxo7]

hi all i missed tonights :( anyone know when its repeated? cheers

[Mieran]

hi all i missed tonights :( anyone know when its repeated? cheers

You can watch it on the iPlayer anytime you want :y:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00lkmth/Top_Gear_Series_13_Episode_2_(new_series)/

[Mieran]

Ok dont no if this has been said as i havnt read the thread yet as im now just watching Top Gear on the iPlayer

but WTF is stig doing with his head in the printer when they are phoning insurance companys lol :wacko: :wacko:

I just noticed that too haha

He was scanning his head, its not a printer

[Spanky]

I just noticed that too haha

He was scanning his head, its not a printer

meh its one of those daft office, printer/scanner/fook knows how you work them thingys :D

[Chr15]

I thought it was the coffee machine :S

[mik]

FXX i think tops both..

[Sophia_Bush]

who saw will youngs pic on clarksons desk lol

[jacko87]

there was some rather nice ladies in the audience like ;)

[Bound]

Came myself I was so excited seeing the McLaren F1 versus the Veyron..Made me so happy.

Wanted to see that forever.. loved the F1 since I was a little boy.

I knew the Veyron would win.. but that's like a 16 year old car. Just goes to show how good it really was, literally nothing in it.

Hammond was a gimp... and the decible crashing into the summer house by Clarskon was staged, as was Hammond smashing into the VW on hammerhead..

That's what annoys me about top gear... I just can't enjoy it knowing it's so staged, and the lines are so written.. I liked it back when (it at least didn't feel) staged/scripted.

Stephen Fry was great though =]. And although the 17 year old was cars/insurance was irrelevant.. seemed they promoted fronting without showing the serious consequences of it, I know Hammond mentioned it's not allowed, but why do it at all then? :P

[dj_russell]

fuckin brilliant absolutly enjoyed this weeks, i enjoyed that track may had on in the vw when they glued the buttons had an ace beat.

love the way top gear never acted like 5th gear about young drivers they all admitted to how they drove at that age.

[Add91289]

was rate funny last night. suprised we didnt see a saxo doh

[Scott-jarvis]

Came myself I was so excited seeing the McLaren F1 versus the Veyron..Made me so happy.

Wanted to see that forever.. loved the F1 since I was a little boy.

I knew the Veyron would win.. but that's like a 16 year old car. Just goes to show how good it really was, literally nothing in it.

Hammond was a gimp... and the decible crashing into the summer house by Clarskon was staged, as was Hammond smashing into the VW on hammerhead..

That's what annoys me about top gear... I just can't enjoy it knowing it's so staged, and the lines are so written.. I liked it back when (it at least didn't feel) staged/scripted.

Stephen Fry was great though =]. And although the 17 year old was cars/insurance was irrelevant.. seemed they promoted fronting without showing the serious consequences of it, I know Hammond mentioned it's not allowed, but why do it at all then? :P

To be honest wen there pratting around its not meant to be taking seriously, just a bit of fun aint it

[camTcar]

top gear the best thing on the box





the end

[Bound]

To be honest wen there pratting around its not meant to be taking seriously, just a bit of fun aint it

Yeah I understand that, it just feels forced and scripted, so i can't enjoy it. :/.

[RJE]

there all legends love the bit about smoking

[RJE]

dream jobs

[RJE]

the part in the desert was amazing

[stu124]

was a good show. good old fusion subs in the golf lol