Midges are doing my nut in

[VtsTom]

The ever so tiny little black bugs? Dont know if thats what they are universally called but THEY SUCK.

Living opposite a corn field doesnt help.

Face, neck and arms get covered in them if you step outside. Tickly little buggers.

Midges are Ghey!

[Azrael]

I read the title "Midgets are doing my nut it"

I'm pretty bummed out there are no midgets in this thread... UNTIL NOW!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Yazerbombz/Midgets.png

[Claireeyy]

that pic made me lol midgies fly around though, not sure what the little bugs that come corn are called lol

[Bickerton]

Eat lotsa Garlic /Sorted

[GirlRacerSian]

Eat lotsa Garlic /Sorted


I heard if you eat marmite,they will stay away from you because they don't like the smell of it.

[Dazed]

Cover yourself in faeces, job done

[Bickerton]

I heard if you eat marmite,they will stay away from you because they don't like the smell of it.

Eating garlic will make the smell come from outta your pores, flies hate it, tis what we use for horses as fly repellent

[0rang3peel]

Do you mean nats?

[VtsTom]

Do you mean nats?

If thats what you call tiny as fucking little annoying shits then yes, yes i mean Nats

[kenny]

there deffo annoying. sucks working at a golf resort for this reason

[kristel10589]

Try having a driveway with a big ass hedge and 1 yellow car, 1 white car and 1 orange car. They think it's a fuc*ing playground!! lmao

[Bound]

When I read this, I was like "What's a midge?"

Like a knat?

[Bound]

Try having a driveway with a big ass hedge and 1 yellow car, 1 white car and 1 orange car. They think it's a fuc*ing playground!! lmao

It's like when you go out and people say "that yellow top will attract bee's", you've got traffic lights nearly, thats a beacon for the "midge" buggers.

Might as well keep a bee keeping jump suit in the porch.

[kristel10589]

It's like when you go out and people say "that yellow top will attract bee's", you've got traffic lights nearly, thats a beacon for the "midge" buggers.

Might as well keep a bee keeping jump suit in the porch.

lmao our driveway is more comonly known as 'the fruit bowl' That started when it was blue, orange, yellow lol :p

It's so annoying tho, i was trying to machine polish the bonnet yesterday, i think i must have slaughtered at least 100 flies across the bonnet :wall:

[0rang3peel]

If thats what you call tiny as fucking little annoying shits then yes, yes i mean Nats

I think so, dont find them that annoying apart from when walking the dog!

[Bickerton]

Keep a straight face and your boring as fuck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM3I5ckJnUc

[Add91289]

make a fire, that keeps them away lol

[Lloydie]

Same, normaly get me when im fishing but on saturday it was pissing it down so it was fine :D