Waiting for a parcel... What to do?

[tweedie]

Well I'm waiting for a parcel to be delivered by DHL and the delivery time is from 8am to ... wait for it... 9PM:panic:

Now already I am bored. What would you do if you had to wait? ANY ideas are appreciated...

Dane

[Chris91]

Play xbox live all day. With your window open so you can hear the door. Currently what im doing now. ZOMBIE COD 5 :D

[cj_99]

watch jeremy kyle and have a W*nk over all the bints?

[davidharvey]

wash the car?

Search the net for mods for the car?

[LeeM]

what you waitin for? iphone?

[LeeBBH]

sit in your car and pretend your a race car driver?
make the noises, its more fun :y:

[pr0xibus]

leave a note at the door saying your in your bed and tell him to knock on your bedroom window, works here, suppose it wouldnt work if you live on the 2nd floor or higher lol unless you leave a ladder outside for him lol

[Prickle]

Play xbox live all day. With your window open

Ha, thats to keep the xbox cool as itl break (overheat) lmao.

Id either clean the car or ps3 cod5/gta online. :y:

[shayne_vtr]

get a mahoosive box open it up turn it into a fort behind the door play ps3 in a indian feather hat thing in ur pants and when he comes anwer the door bbut get behind the box before he can see you then jump out with a knnife lol he will shit his pants

[Chris91]

get a mahoosive box open it up turn it into a fort behind the door play ps3 in a indian feather hat thing in ur pants and when he comes anwer the door bbut get behind the box before he can see you then jump out with a knnife lol he will shit his pants

WTF rofl

[Claireeyy]

get a mahoosive box open it up turn it into a fort behind the door play ps3 in a indian feather hat thing in ur pants and when he comes anwer the door bbut get behind the box before he can see you then jump out with a knnife lol he will shit his pants

lmfao sounds like you have done that before :P

[shayne_vtr]

an even better one is wen the window cleaner comes put a little red food colouring in some water spoon of flour mix it up blind down cover ur self in your fake blood as u hear the cloth hit the window shoot the blind up and jump at the window 98% of the time he falls of the ladders hahaha

[AkuskaUK]

an even better one is wen the window cleaner comes put a little red food colouring in some water spoon of flour mix it up blind down cover ur self in your fake blood as u hear the cloth hit the window shoot the blind up and jump at the window 98% of the time he falls of the ladders hahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAAH i gotta try that! classic!

[Claireeyy]

an even better one is wen the window cleaner comes put a little red food colouring in some water spoon of flour mix it up blind down cover ur self in your fake blood as u hear the cloth hit the window shoot the blind up and jump at the window 98% of the time he falls of the ladders hahaha

hahahahaha thats absolute quality! excellent effort

[tweedie]

sit in your car and pretend your a race car driver?
make the noises, its more fun :y:

Will try this for abit :y:

what you waitin for? iphone?

Yeah

watch jeremy kyle and have a W*nk over all the bints?

Done that :y:

[tweedie]

get a mahoosive box open it up turn it into a fort behind the door play ps3 in a indian feather hat thing in ur pants and when he comes anwer the door bbut get behind the box before he can see you then jump out with a knnife lol he will shit his pants

ha ha legend

[shayne_vtr]

ayup mate just notice your brom blackpool goin to the imperial on saturday night so keepers your peepers out lol ill look for tha motor too

[djadzvtr]

an even better one is wen the window cleaner comes put a little red food colouring in some water spoon of flour mix it up blind down cover ur self in your fake blood as u hear the cloth hit the window shoot the blind up and jump at the window 98% of the time he falls of the ladders hahaha

i like that!!! ruthless!!

[JRC1]

You know the airway bill number? I work for DHL and although the time is stated til 9pm, i'm sure if you go on the website and type it in, it will tell you when it left the depot etc. 9pm is bollocks tbh, they will never deliver that late! Couriers are normally back at the depot by 5! Worth a look online though..

[tweedie]

You know the airway bill number? I work for DHL and although the time is stated til 9pm, i'm sure if you go on the website and type it in, it will tell you when it left the depot etc. 9pm is bollocks tbh, they will never deliver that late! Couriers are normally back at the depot by 5! Worth a look online though..

I have some massive number that starts with JJD but whenever I try to track it online it says it doesnt exist but when I rung up all they say is its out for delivery

[tweedie]

ooo its here :D

[Liam]

an even better one is wen the window cleaner comes put a little red food colouring in some water spoon of flour mix it up blind down cover ur self in your fake blood as u hear the cloth hit the window shoot the blind up and jump at the window 98% of the time he falls of the ladders hahaha

lmfao!!!