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kenny
18th July 2009, 15:02
Here is a collection of trivia questions asked by Media personalities together with answers given by their quiz show contestants!




UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'Cherry pickers' and 'Cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.

Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.



BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?

Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.

Theakston: There's a clue in the title.

Contestant: Leicester.



BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What a Wonderful World?

Contestant: I don't know.

White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Contestant: Arm.

White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?

Contestant: Strong.

White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

Contestant: Louis.

White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What a wonderful World?

Contestant: Frank Sinatra?



LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)

Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?

Contestant: France.

Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.

Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.

Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.

Trelinski: Just guess a country then.

Contestant: Paris.



THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?

Contestant: The Conservative Party.



BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)

DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?



UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?

Contestant: Goosey?



GWR FM (Bristol)

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.



RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)

Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: last Of The...?

Caller: Mohicans.


PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)

Phil: What's 11 squared?

Contestant: I don't know.

Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

Contestant: Is it five?



RICHARD AND JUDY

Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

A: Forrest Gump.



RICHARD AND JUDY

Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

Contestant: Er. . .

Leslie: He makes bread . . .

Contestant: Er . ...

Leslie: He makes cakes . . .

Contestant: Kipling Street?



LINCS FM PHONE-IN

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant: Barcelona.

Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant: I'm sorry; I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.



NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

Question: What is the world's largest continent?

Contestant: The Pacific



ROCK FM (PRESTON)

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by leonardo Da Vinci.

Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?



THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

Steve Le Fevre: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

Contestant: Magna Carta?



JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... er ... er ... three?




CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)

Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?

Caller: Japan.

Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you ry again.

Caller: Er.... Mexico?



PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.



DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)

Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant: Holland?

Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.

Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?

Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?

Contestant: No.



PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant: Er. .. .

Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .

Contestant: Blimey?

Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .

Contestant: (Silence)

Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

Contestant: Walked?



THE VAULT

Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall sleep at any time?

Contestant: Nostalgia.



LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)

Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?

Contestant: Jewish.

Presenter: That's close enough.


STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus.

AshC
18th July 2009, 15:11
I actually LOL'ed!

Roj
18th July 2009, 15:15
lol some of those are incredible

wn5luke
18th July 2009, 15:22
Lol good find =P I laughed at most of them :D

alanrichie
18th July 2009, 15:26
omg im crying :'( lmao

Tabzman
18th July 2009, 15:58
AWESOME!!! Everyone at work loved these!! Nice one:)

NICK2506
18th July 2009, 16:03
THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

Steve Le Fevre: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

Contestant: Magna Carta?

tbh i would probs have said the same

Mieran
18th July 2009, 16:24
This country is becoming like America! :fcuk:

Jay_
18th July 2009, 16:46
hahahaha love it!!!

Freakin_Sweeet
18th July 2009, 16:50
Haha Lol'd at alot of them :y:

deanjay
18th July 2009, 17:09
lol wkd

dj_russell
18th July 2009, 18:07
fuckin quality

Rob-6
18th July 2009, 18:20
funny shiz!

digital
18th July 2009, 18:29
lmao...

bullit
18th July 2009, 18:37
muhaha

0rang3peel
18th July 2009, 18:58
hahaha loved them, cheers mate :D

VTRelite
18th July 2009, 18:59
old school - has that email about 5 months ago lol

Lloydie
18th July 2009, 19:01
Amazing how dumb people are. Name a country... Paris.. LOL

Jaytee
18th July 2009, 19:24
It never ceases to amaze me how some people can be so bloody thick lmfao.

Dalescarface
19th July 2009, 00:03
lol that cheered me up after a long day at work!

JamesR
19th July 2009, 00:13
Lol some people are so dim :D