"best lookin vtr on ebay"

[denni]

wtf y would you right that


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UNIQUE-MODIFIED-CITROEN-SAXO-VTR-SILVER_W0QQitemZ220452885610QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAut omobiles_UK?hash=item335404146a&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1683%7C 293%3A1%7C294%3A50

[saxova]

whata knob lol

[JimoVTR]

wtf y would you right that


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UNIQUE-MODIFIED-CITROEN-SAXO-VTR-SILVER_W0QQitemZ220452885610QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAut omobiles_UK?hash=item335404146a&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1683%7C 293%3A1%7C294%3A50

what the fuck, why would you write that

[VTRelite]

its a mk2 - it will never look nice

[JimoVTR]

its a mk2 - it will never look nice

serious ass raping ahead lol

[camTcar]

its a mk2 - it will never look nice

you must drive a mk1 ??

[Sneakydevil89]

Summer is here,the time for cruising,so why not buy my sexy Saxo,slip a banging CD in the stereo,turn up the volume and drive away the coolest and best looking VTR on Ebay....

that says it all really

and this summerises the poorness of the car in one picture:

http://i8.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/55/f8/177b_1.JPG

also loving the duct tape on the air intake pipe.

[JamesR]

Grill looks awsome, i want some of that mesh.











NOT.

[Mike_08]

PMSLTBHWTFHAHA! Id walk round with my iPod on :y:

[coleman258]

That advert made me feel like killing myself and never wanting to own another saxo. Reserve of £2250 why do people value there cars like that? "You are not gonna get a cooler or nicer VTR than this one" really? his car is SHIT !

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Looks quite nice tbh

Does it fuck its absolutely rotten

[Tom_Crx]

Sax-p badge on there

[saxowebby]

noticed the sax-p sticker on the back.

come on own up.

[shady22]

its a mk2 - it will never look nice

looool :y:

[Martinsaxo]

'it has cost me a marriage but hell it was worth it!

Hahaha! Made me chuckle lol :p

Martin.

[jackomc999]

i was expecting something nice on that link

am dissapointed

[Dalescarface]

lool at the mesh!

[LSOfreak]

i think hes loving his car a bit much. only mods hes got is an exhaust, gay stickers , mesh and alloys. that car does not have 110bhp and will NOT beat 106gti's

[one_nation04]

lol im sure it does beat gti's

''no fear'' saxo haha

[chriswoodward]

Hahaha what a mug thats horrible

[markhardy1989]

"2nd mature owner"? yer because he sounds just like one

[Rob-6]

wouldnt take much to put right really

[JimoVTR]

a bomb

[ashwilson]

just lol.

[D4N91]

haha i lol'd at that loving the lexarse lights and shopping list plus chavtastic meshing :)

[WestCoastJosh]

what a piece of wank! if someone forks out 2250 for that heap.. well no one should

[Mike-VTR]

some one should link him to this page

[gixerbhoy]

i think hes loving his car a bit much. only mods hes got is an exhaust, gay stickers , mesh and alloys. that car does not have 110bhp and will NOT beat 106gti's

a standard VTR will destroy 106GTIs well, in his dreams they do!!!

[m11kvy]

this is a complete numpty in my toughts like (The car turns heads wherever it goes and there isnt another one that looks like it anywhere in the UK )

yeah the answer to that m8 is tht 1 every 1 looks at it thinkin who is this dick in this complete and utter shit heap and 2 there isnt another 1 like this in the uk because its fukin poop !!

[125vtr]

lol that made me laff it aint even nice what a numtee

[Itz_Jamez]

Ugh I hate it when people think there Saxo's are like a Ferrari and its better than all the others when they never are, there all nice :D
But since this guys so cocky, its shit haha.

[ash-vts]

a shopping list on the doors and lexarse lights at the really deserves a spot on the cool wall on top gear lol
wot a prize prik

[sparky771]

HAHA wud of bin alright with out the shit stickers, shit lexarse lights, chavy mesh, and the allys int the nicest to be fair. shudda just lowered it onto its standard VTR wheels, and put the magnex exhaust on and the manifold it wudda bin sweet then (maybe refurb the wheels grey or sumfin like that)

[chriswoodward]

I actually sent him a message on ebay basically saying how appauled I was that his car looks like that and that he describes it in such a way lol these are just some of the mature replys:

Dear chriswoodward2008,

report it then you sad man,the car has a performance filter and a straight through s/s exhaust dickhead a rolling road readout of 110bhp,never mind a stupid infantile like you cannot afford it on your pocket money,now pissoff and bother someone else you sad fuck


- leedsfan_forever




Dear chriswoodward2008,

fuckoff wanker sold it for 2800...stupid little chav you are...


- leedsfan_forever





Dear chriswoodward2008,

what the fuck is your problem you southern gay fucker??? I aint interested in your poncy opinion you twat,the car is sold,not to a sad southern nonce like you so fuck off and bother someone else you sad twat,get it through your thick southern head THE CAR IS SOLD!!!! so fuckoff and annoy someone else...idiot


- leedsfan_forever

[chriswoodward]

I was fairly bored as you can see.

[boyleVTR]

haha why bother wasting your time but?

[essexdon]

It has a RAGE air filter that gives out 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000







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00000000000000000000.0 bhp lol

[saxovtsT]

haha i lol'd at that loving the lexarse lights and shopping list plus chavtastic meshing :)

i take it nows a bad time to say got lex arse lights for sale lol:P

[carlos7777777]

I actually sent him a message on ebay basically saying how appauled I was that his car looks like that and that he describes it in such a way lol these are just some of the mature replys:

Dear chriswoodward2008,

report it then you sad man,the car has a performance filter and a straight through s/s exhaust dickhead a rolling road readout of 110bhp,never mind a stupid infantile like you cannot afford it on your pocket money,now pissoff and bother someone else you sad fuck


- leedsfan_forever




Dear chriswoodward2008,

fuckoff wanker sold it for 2800...stupid little chav you are...


- leedsfan_forever





Dear chriswoodward2008,

what the fuck is your problem you southern gay fucker??? I aint interested in your poncy opinion you twat,the car is sold,not to a sad southern nonce like you so fuck off and bother someone else you sad twat,get it through your thick southern head THE CAR IS SOLD!!!! so fuckoff and annoy someone else...idiot


- leedsfan_forever


and now show us what you were saying to him...

[chriswoodward]

and now show us what you were saying to him...

Dear leedsfan_forever,

I think i might report this to ebay for misrepresetation, you car is NOT 110bhp all you have done is put an exhaust on so chavy stickers and some horrible lexus lights you must be truely deluded to think this is the best looking saxo on ebay its appauling! What a disgrace!


- chriswoodward2008



Dear leedsfan_forever,

Haha yeah I cant afford one, right.


- chriswoodward2008



Dear leedsfan_forever,

Erm yes im the chav when you sold a car looking like that, ok what ever you say. Funny little boy you are.


- chriswoodward2008

[chriswoodward]

and now show us what you were saying to him...

Would you like to know anything else?

[Itz_Jamez]

Haha thats well funny I think you hurt his feelings :P

[carlos7777777]

Would you like to know anything else?

na i was just wondering if you were provoking him or not. i know what typical saxo drivers are like :P LOL.

[chriswoodward]

na i was just wondering if you were provoking him or not. i know what typical saxo drivers are like :P LOL.

Well as you can quite clearly see I didnt provoke him, why would I do that I just gave him my opinion and then he did the typical saxo owner thing

[DaN90]

I would have loved to go on the test drive with him!!!!! OMG imagine that!

[theecho]

.....certainly not the worst on Ebay tho ;)

[ankers]

yes fucking mint lad lol wat the fuck

[AdamWhy]

"So come on people stop gawping at the pictures and come and buy this car,the reserve is £2250,competitively priced to sell ,dont understand what the problem is. ..:-((( "


heFAIL

[edindude]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[squee]

Is it just me or is that mesh the "radioactive" sign? look closely!
I saw one of them chrome air filters in motorworld for 20 quid just before i bought a K&N!
Made me chuckle when it said "heat protective surround" its just plastic painted in chrome...tee hee!
And as for the wheels...gash! :)

[dan_furnival]

what a beauty and at such a reasonable price lmfao what a pile of wank

[kenny]

Hmm

Any questions or for further details contact Jamie on 0777 229 5559 text or phone

might have to give him a call to discuss his car

[olly_vts]

I've offered him a pound for it, if it doesnt sell.....i think im on to a winner!

[pjsaunders06]

Tempted to just go there buy it, then destroy it as soon as he hands over the keys

At least that will be one less chavtastic saxo on the road :y:

Preferrably i would like to kill car by dropping a piano on it

Discuss your methods of destruction

(too much Top Gear watching tbh)

[squee]

2 lorrys, 2 chains, 2 towing eyes, 2 halves of shit ultra chav saxo being dragged away from each other! JOB DONE!

[Lew_C]

Dat izz wal sik..
tastefully modified I think not!

[SaxoStevo]

aha, someone likes halfords :D

[olly_vts]

aha, someone likes halfords :D

loves*

[deans2k8]

that says it all really

and this summerises the poorness of the car in one picture:

http://i8.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/55/f8/177b_1.JPG

also loving the duct tape on the air intake pipe.

notice the number plate,,

WHY WHY 52 Y WHY O....shoot me now

[deans2k8]

jus send the fella a text o see if he still selling after 3 months, Lol

sold 4 weeks ago, so took him 2 months to sell the 'best lookin vtr' LoL

and it sold for,' the price he wanted :L he wouldnt tell me price so i think he got f*** all he wanted lol

[Claki]

Haha just sat here thinking... " OMG... What a waste of time, Not only is it overpriced by 2k, its also the ugliest car on the road to date"

Edit: Just Noticed the SAX-P Sticker, Oh shit. :panic: :p

[So51cdy]

I will throw in the Cat (you need it for the MOT)




so nice of you

[23carragold]

wtf pure gold...a deluded and idiotic twat with a turd of a modified saxo...it just screams pure chav...