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Dan-Subtle
31st July 2009, 13:29
Right colleague in work just asked me this question so i thought i might aswell chuck it in here to see what answers we get.

If you could be a piece of furniture what would you be?

she chose a bedroom lamp shade as she said you would be able to see everything that went on in the bedroom.

i havent decided yet.

answer must include the name (and picture if you dont know the name) of a piece of furniture AND a reason why you would want to be that piece of furniture.
Ryan
31st July 2009, 13:32
You could be a seat so you have lots of fit chicks sitting on your face....

Although it would also mean fat women and men........:homme:
Sparco_Tom
31st July 2009, 13:34
a pole in a lapdancers club

obvious reasons
Ste
31st July 2009, 13:34
A piece of expensive art shitty furniture so no one touches me.
Chr15
31st July 2009, 13:44
You could be a seat so you have lots of fit chicks sitting on your face....

Although it would also mean fat women and men........:homme:

Thats right up your street though...

Id be a TV remote so I could be touched all over and be pushed really hard when I dont want to work.
markymark1987
31st July 2009, 13:52
a toilet seat in a womens toilet just so i could see gash all day lol
pr0xibus
31st July 2009, 13:53
id be that chair they have in sex shops with a big dildo stuck on it
josh1989
31st July 2009, 13:59
jessica alba's bed, with no husband, no child, an i get to keep my penis too!
Ryan
31st July 2009, 13:59
Thats right up your street though...



not really, fat chicks should be shot at birth :D
Liam_LFC_VTR
31st July 2009, 14:08
A toilet seat...................
1991Tom
31st July 2009, 14:43
A mirror lol If that counts as furniture
Mike-VTR
31st July 2009, 15:14
I'd be a rocking horse, so little kids come and sit on me
littleracer
31st July 2009, 16:06
id be a grandfather clock....duno why,just think it would be ultimate coolness.
CurtSD
31st July 2009, 17:46
Thats right up your street though...

Id be a TV remote so I could be touched all over and be pushed really hard when I dont want to work.

Someones already been thinking of their answer...
djflipsaxo
31st July 2009, 17:52
a celing light so i could be nosy all the time
J222JRA
31st July 2009, 18:14
a toilet seat in a womens toilet just so i could see gash all day lol

mint hahahahaha
Chr15
31st July 2009, 18:25
Someones already been thinking of their answer...

was my childhood dream
bullit
31st July 2009, 18:25
a w0mens l0afer
dazzle
31st July 2009, 20:44
i'd like to be a lamp shade
littleracer
31st July 2009, 22:24
id be a chippendale ;)