illness

[pug_boe]

God i feel so ill ... i really wish i was in uni and work for a change.

Iv got a bad belly and bad pains and i went to the doctors and he asked if i eaten anything different i said no - he asked about hygiene habits ie. washing hands after going to the loo i said yes of course i do .. then i realised the little bastard kid whos staying with us from the ukraine dont wash his hands after going to the loo!

Now im suffering because of him and am bored shitless

hows everyone else

[saxx]

loads of bugs going round tho chick......

ive got a cold smileys/smiley4.gif great fun desk full of snotty tissues and cough sweets smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley2.gif

[AdamW]

Sounds like you got a bun in the oven.....

[Clouds_mate]

sounds like you need a good shit Boe

[Graeme]

i get it all the time boe but i have some bowel dissorder which makes me sick and poo all the time smileys/smiley9.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

[pug_boe]

yea the dr said if i aint better in 5 days i gota go back for tests smileys/smiley19.gif i woke up last night crying every half hour in pain lol ... i think i need to be sick then i be better lol

i dont need a good poo because i had the gary glitz yesterday lol

and Adam dont wish that on me please lol

[saxx]

i get it all the time boe but i have some bowel dissorder which makes me sick and poo all the time smileys/smiley9.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

alcohol poisoning!

eat lots of dry toast and drink plenty of water - all that can be done really smileys/smiley13.gif

[AdamW]

Irratible bowl syndrome......

[Graeme]

i get it all the time boe but i have some bowel dissorder which makes me sick and poo all the time smileys/smiley9.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

alcohol poisoning!

eat lots of dry toast and drink plenty of water - all that can be done really smileys/smiley13.gif
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and take the tablets the doc gave me lol

yeah saxx its not alcohol at all smileys/smiley9.gif plus my sick was red before smileys/smiley14.gif

[Sax1lora]

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[AdamW]

then i realised the little bastard kid whos staying with us from the ukraine dont wash his hands after going to the loo!

Now im suffering because of him

What the bloody hell are you doing sucking his fingers in the first place.....

[evisu]

My mums really abd with flu etc at the mo lost her voice and everything
Hpe u feel better

[pug_boe]

I think its a bout time the ukrainians went back home lol theyv been here for 4 weeks and now they have diseased me and the kid is a pig - he chews the juices out of meat then spits it back on his plate.. he chews like a pig.. he slurps his drink.. he eats with his mouth open.. he calls his mam to wipe his ass when he goes to the loo and hes 7 for gods sake

[Graeme]

then i realised the little bastard kid whos staying with us from the ukraine dont wash his hands after going to the loo!

Now im suffering because of him

What the bloody hell are you doing sucking his fingers in the first place.....

to tease her fella smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

[saxx]

i get it all the time boe but i have some bowel dissorder which makes me sick and poo all the time smileys/smiley9.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

alcohol poisoning!

eat lots of dry toast and drink plenty of water - all that can be done really smileys/smiley13.gif
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and take the tablets the doc gave me lol

yeah saxx its not alcohol at all smileys/smiley9.gif plus my sick was red before smileys/smiley14.gif

if u drink cider and black u get red vomit!
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[pug_boe]

then i realised the little bastard kid whos staying with us from the ukraine dont wash his hands after going to the loo!

Now im suffering because of him

What the bloody hell are you doing sucking his fingers in the first place.....

lol no dear we touch the same door handles etc lol

[AdamW]

Wear gloves.....

[saxx]

I think its a bout time the ukrainians went back home lol theyv been here for 4 weeks and now they have diseased me and the kid is a pig - he chews the juices out of meat then spits it back on his plate.. he chews like a pig.. he slurps his drink.. he eats with his mouth open.. he calls his mam to wipe his ass when he goes to the loo and hes 7 for gods sake


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[pug_boe]

Wear gloves.....

well because im so paronoid about it now i take my own towel to the loo to dry my hands and i open the door and flush the loo with toilet paper

[AdamW]

I have a full body suit if you would like that.....left over from the foot and mouth cow epidemic....even a spray bottle.... smileys/smiley17.gif

[pug_boe]

we already got one of them cheers Adam from when we had it down here lol

nah i just need them to go home thatl make me better.. and never come back lol

[saxx]

oooooooooo bit mean that boe smileys/smiley17.gif

[pug_boe]

yes i know but when my parents sent them the visas it was for them to come over for 2 weeks in may and for some reason they have been heere over xxmas for 4 weeks .. they piss me off .. the kid has his own way - he strops - she never changes out of her pyjamas unless they go out - she didnt even change for xmas dinner lol .. im just fed up of them and hes been told god knows how many times to wash his hands

[plates2u]

haha i just got some orange shity mix stuff for ibs and i have a steak n kidney infection i should stop skratching my bum eh haha

[Jimbo]

LMFBO! © sax-p.. classic thread, love it! smileys/clap.gif