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Clouds_mate
12th January 2006, 15:26
Restart your machine, (IT Work) what would you do?
saxx
12th January 2006, 15:27
turn my machine off and whinge how its a cop out answer to the problem

why?
Clouds_mate
12th January 2006, 15:28
a cop out answer to the problem

Explain...
AdamW
12th January 2006, 15:28
Shut down all programs running.....go to start button in bottom corner then to turn off computer and then select restart from options and wait.
Baz
12th January 2006, 15:28
i would say no, some fool tryed to trick me into closing my window on IE so i would lose this game, he goes press alt + F4 i said no, so he tryed agauin with alt + w. i was like yer mate im a pissin IT student im not a fukin computer n00b!!
Clouds_mate
12th January 2006, 15:31
well i just told some one to restart there machine, i got

silence

"hello"
"erm hi"
"restart your machine please"
"erm whatya mean"
"reeestart the machine"
"ooohh log off"
"no restart"
"ok"

Like wtf? was that so hard? then she asked what the problem was, i started to explain and then she started to talk to someone else as she didnt have a clue.



Ahhh i love my job
saxx
12th January 2006, 15:40
a cop out answer to the problem

Explain...

whenever IT cant be arsed to fix ya problem its 'turn off machine'
Clouds_mate
12th January 2006, 15:42
yes but does it resolve your issue?
Baz
12th January 2006, 15:45
only when your screen has froze smileys/smiley17.gif
saxx
12th January 2006, 15:50
yes but does it resolve your issue?

no my machine was fooked and dieing. it caught fire in the end! dont think turning it would of help that! smileys/smiley17.gif
Clouds_mate
12th January 2006, 15:53
well your IT Techies are cunts smileys/smiley4.gif

Restarting are widows based terminals resolve 90% of the problem becuase they are profile running machines
Baz
12th January 2006, 16:02
tel you what, its bloody confusing having 2 computers on one desk with 2 keyboards and mice, and using them both, keep wondering why the mouse and keyboard aint working then notice im using the wrong one smileys/smiley7.gif
grantsmith1985
12th January 2006, 17:43
Trust me leckie we got loads of dumbass's like that around this site. Worst one is ask for a etch number of the pc and they give you one from a monitor. Its like no. On the box thing. Then they understand, lol.
saxx
12th January 2006, 17:45
i cant say much. at SCREW fix i ring IT and when they ask me the problem i just tell them the machines S**T

Which is more than likely the main cause of the problem lol
grantsmith1985
12th January 2006, 17:46
I got jobs logged all the time to me. "Not working" Thats all they say. Not what it is, whats wrong or where. Useless. lol
Clouds_mate
12th January 2006, 17:48
Trust me leckie we got loads of dumbass's like that around this site. Worst one is ask for a etch number of the pc and they give you one from a monitor. Its like no. On the box thing. Then they understand, lol.


do you use "thin cilents" windows based terminals?
saxx
12th January 2006, 17:51
do u get 'fat clients' then?
Clouds_mate
12th January 2006, 17:54
yes, aka a normal desktop pc.

Thats how we have to say it to them

Thin or thick (fat) cilent. its hard work
grantsmith1985
12th January 2006, 17:55
Trust me leckie we got loads of dumbass's like that around this site. Worst one is ask for a etch number of the pc and they give you one from a monitor. Its like no. On the box thing. Then they understand, lol.


do you use "thin cilents" windows based terminals?
They are busy converting to it all at the moment, which makes life hard as they have decided to do everything at once. Big balls up. Although at least they are trying to catch up now.