neighbours

[Ashleyp]

no not the programe

but do you have any that really piss you off?

my road has recently turned into a proper craphole (luckily my parents will be moving asap)

but theres one family next door who are just fat, loud and annoying chav scub, neither of them work, they all just sit in the garden all day smoking and shouting, and they order a takeway EVERY day

pisses you off as most people work hard to get a nice house, then those with no job get given one, and because of their ways bring it down

[Mochachino]

hmm, aint bad round here tbh

We got some mad man living in the flats block which is 2 houses down, he just shouts shit all day.

Another bloke who smashes all his windows to his flat (second floor), so his flat always has chipbourds on the windows lol.

Then another flat always has loud music at midnight and u can smell weed about 100 yards down the road from there.

Couple of dealers also in the flats but the police cnt go in the flat or somthing for 6 months.

And finally bloke got done for having a gun jus down the road, armed police n shit, was on news.

[Bickerton]

Used to have really bad neighbours in my last house, they are pleasant enough here tho

[markymark1987]

lol all sound like nice place, aint bad were i live just moanin barstewards lol next door seems to think the pavement outside his house is his and hes the only person to park there. apart from that prety quiet and boaring.

[hellonpluto]

i got one of my old neighbours arrested for assault! I witnessed the whole thing and told the guy to give me a call if he needs anything. Had to give a statement. Bloke got a slapped wrist :homme:

[Danr]

All my neighbours are sound. Never really bother me. Some people have been moved into the flat down the road. Play music out of their windows when they are in the garden quite loudly. Slightly annoying.

[Slammed_Posi_Vtr]

my neighbour moans about leaves on his drive all the time. damned unruly bastard.

[djflipsaxo]

I am in an ok area. The woman over the road is a stuck up bitch and tried running me of the road the other day. shes an ideot to us because parkings limited where we live and the week i was due to give birth she blocked my car in, i had to ask her to move it. ever since shes been a funny cow.
the others are ok, some chavs were across the road with a chavscort with fake bullet holes in it??? but there gone now!

[flynnsvtr]

Live in a detached house and nearest houses are like 50 years either side so isnt too bad really, music on full ftw!

[dj_russell]

i know what your saying mate theres a load of yobs 2 doors down from me that lower the tone if they were gone itd be a nice street.

[Chr15]

Nah they're OK.

Can hear them at it some nights.

[Cal]

When I were a lad, my bro kept 'accidentally' losing the football next door, knowing the old man went sick. He knifed our ball.

We ordered a shitload of taxi's and pizza's to his house the same night, he moved somewhere else.

Everyone lived happily ever after

[M1VT]

mine somehow put up with me and a golf MK2 that's often in bits that makes one hell of a noise...yeah there cool

[ad_77]

Old woman next door totally hates me (dunno why though I've never been anything but polite to her), she's reported me to the police for parking on the road/pavement outside my house, the police turned up and I told them to do one and stop wasting mine and their time as the whole street do it, I now park there on purpose to piss her off (my drive will easily fit 5 cars and i've only got a can and a van). For months she daily moved my wheelie bin down the drive to the middle of my front lawn, this was solved when a mate from work decided to smear dog shit on the handle, its never moved once since (dog shit cleaned off btw!).

Other next door neighbour is spot on tho, helps me do repairs to the car, doesnt mind me having my sub/surround sound on loud till the early hours, he's also a powerful union rep for the cwu which is brill for work :)

Rant over

[Ashleyp]

When I were a lad, my bro kept 'accidentally' losing the football next door, knowing the old man went sick. He knifed our ball.

We ordered a shitload of taxi's and pizza's to his house the same night, he moved somewhere else.

Everyone lived happily ever after

cant beat the old takeaway / taxi trick

next door are fat and love takeaways, theyd enjoy it.

[Cammy]

my neighbours are all nosy cunts

they like to have a go at everything you do because its a "quiet" Area, probly dont like me for the responses i give back (im not nice if someone starts talking shit) and the fact i pulled wheelies up the street on my ZX6r and mates R6, and also.. the loudest slammed corsa you will ever hear -.- lol

fuckk em lol, they also think i speed up the road - speed limit, im doing it ya fools, no law on accelerating

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

My neighbours are fat,loud and annoying.

The mum shouts get to bet you cunts every night and all 3 of her kids run about house banging and shouting.

Plus they have 2 loud fucking dogs that never shut up.

faiL

[Pieface]

Had an old lady move in next door. Every time it was the school Holidays she'd always have work at her house starting 8 sharp. Felt like killing her.

In fact today she's started work again at the beggining of my 2 weeks break from work.

[AXracing]

Never really had that much problem apart from the ones I had when living in farnborough. They were not really neighbours as they lived across the way bust same difference really. They druggie alcoholics and were right idiots. They come home one night in there car and it had a big dent in it. They were so drunk they could not walk. One tried to start a fight with me and I swear he woke up the hole street trying to egg me on. He ended up storming off and I went back inside. I hour a so later the police turned up and then a ambulance and it turned out then attacked there neighbour with a wooden stake. I am so glad I got out of that shithole.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Just remembered

I got my own back on my annoying neighbours.......

Was leaning out my bedrooom window having a sneaky smoke (when I used to smoke) and flicked the butt into their garden and it burnt a big hole in their trampoline! LOL

wiN for me.

[c8james]

You just got to love them. I had a problem with some of mine. They moved and now I dont.

[stu-n-shell]

we have shit neighbours. the whole cul de sac we live in is full of scum. every flat in our block is bought so they are not to bad but all the others are scum that the housing have placed. was away for a holiday last week. come back and are greeted with 3 meat wagons one transit connect and a patrol car. every other night there are police outside people shouting causing bother i hate where we live but cant afford to sell up due to the economy so we are stuck in a hell hole.

[creamcake]

I used to have neighbours that just used to argue all the time.. Also the guy used to try and pick fights with kids (me included) for no reason the skits..

like come on i was 12 at the time.

[bobertmate]

LOL at the trampoline thing, thats pretty good revenge ;)
My neighbours are good :)

Bobby :y:

[Marky_C]

One of my neighbours has bought a 02 plate nana gti it's mint!
Another has a MR2 :y:
the rest are all fine, apart from 2 houses full of hanky heads who are just wierd

[Junaid]

i have really werid naughboirs
none of them come out all just at home with thier windows always closed and coverd with curtains
i guess our family is the only 1 that is normal and come out in the garden and stuff

only good this is have a next door naughbour he got a 140mph vts
and another naughbour who is in his 50s n is doing his car up :L modified grandad lol

[Rotax73]

MY neighbours are fine with me, but... My girlfriends neighbours hate me with a passion, im basically the anti christ to them :y:. All because I went to get her dog back which ran into there field so they came out calling me all the names under the sun, I retaliated because im a lovely person like that ;) and ever since then they try causing me as much anoyance as they possibly can..... but its fine because i just laugh at what they do :).

Soon to have revenge though ;) :y:

[marcusd]

one side ok ok pretty cool, they always leave me enough to park the other side is a complete bitch, so i like to when she goes to garden to tan and relax with a book, blast my music out she soon comes back in. but neighbours out back are just tossers. they moan and grown about parking out in compound cos if i work on my car i park it in my space and two people moan, so i now just park it there all the time now just to give her something to maon at.

[si_pnefc]

No real problem with my neighbours apart from on my left there's a Burnley fan, on the right there's a Blackpool fan and I'm a Preston fan.:boxing: lol

[craigy_87]

all my neighbours are old an i've known them since i was young, i use one of their water tap an hose to clean the car an he always gives me stuff (trolley jack, cleaning stuff)

an also have a younger neighbour in a wheelchair, nicest guy you could meet

[savo]

I'd dont have a problem with my next door neighbours..its there fecking dog i'd love to strangle lol.

[Carlvtr88]

I had these neighbours who had a house party once, got pissed and decided to play his F*cking drum kit at 10 o clock at night and wake all the kids up - wait, hang on.... that was me ! lol.....

[chinkostu]

our streets pretty alright. unruly chavs at the top of it being noisy, and the occasional mopeds up and down. otherwise ok. one neighbour is sound, helped with working on the car and has never had a problem with us

the other side are kooky though. hate us for random reasons and parking annoyances! :S