scottish slaggings MUST READ (adult content)

[boabVTR]

She had a f*nny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than sooty!

Shes got a face like a dog lickin pi*h off a nettle.

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

She's got a face that could make an onion cry.

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege

I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole

mair chins than a chinese phone book

She smells like an alkies carpet

she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

It's like sha*gin a pail of water.

fa*ny like a wizards sleeve

she's killed more co*ks than a fowl butcher

fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace

face like a sand blasted tomato

ar*e like a bag of washing

She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant

she's seen more helmets than Hitler

face like a stuntman's knee

Like opening the window and sha*ging the night

She's seen more co*kends than weekends

A left her with a face like a painter's radio

Fa*ny like a clowns pocket

Fa*ny like a Hippo's yawn

She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

I bet she's got a fa*ny like a pub carpet

More pri*ks than a second hand dartboard.

face like a blind joiners thumb

Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew

She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

Even the tide wouldn't take her out

got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard

handled more balls than Dino Zoff

pi*h flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

A chunt like a burst couch

A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters

shes had more seamen than Saltcoats

Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!

c*cked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun

[jdizzy]

lovely mate :y:

[stevie_m]

Face like a joiners nailbag

Face like a vultures kneecap

[boabVTR]

thats it man keep adding the ones yous no

[saxovtsmad]

p*** flaps like john waynes sadle bags

[PSPDan]

I guess Scottish birds aren't very attractive then?

[Connor_scotland]

I guess Scottish birds aren't very attractive then?

depends where you go i suppose

Inverness is not to bad.
Few rough looking kippers but no that bad

[bullit]

Face like a joiners nailbag

Face like a vultures kneecap

r00fers nail bag

[JamesR]

Will definetly be using some of them! lmao

[boabVTR]

I guess Scottish birds aren't very attractive then?

you must have a few good ones coz i hear burds down south are pretty roached

[bullit]

A chunt like a burst couch
fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

muhaha

[PSPDan]

you must have a few good ones coz i hear burds down south are pretty roached

:homme:

[jdizzy]

Will definetly be using some of them! lmao

+1 me toooo :) :p

[boabVTR]

lol come on a bit of banter

[boabVTR]

cum on people sumone must hav some other good ones

[K17NEY]

pmsl!!! that cheered me right up!!

[boabVTR]

if i was to shag it would be like throwing a sausage up a close.
shes got a body for baywatch pity shes got a face for crime watch

[boabVTR]

**if i was to shag *you* it would be like throwing a sausage up a close**

[stevie_m]

Face like a welders bench

Fanny like a bill posters bucket

[markhardy1989]

f*nny like a hippo's jaw

[CaldzieVTR]

EPIC!!!!

[MattySmith]

lmao there class ill be using some of them next time some beatch pisses me off :P

[Krys_23]

I wouldn't shag her we your cock is a cracker ;)

[fraggle_VTR]

a girl once told me she would rather fuck a cheese grater,
i was impressed by that one....
until i realised how insulting it was!

[Jaytee]

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Fow as a clogs back.

[boabVTR]

a girl once told me she would rather fuck a cheese grater,
i was impressed by that one....
until i realised how insulting it was!

lol thats amazin :clapping:

[stephen11]

a fanny like its been hit by a firemans axe

[Lucas_LFC]

she has a head on her like a busted sofa

and if i was to fuck her, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

:y:

[-shuggles-]

leave her face like a painters radio
fanny like the end o a pringle can

[K17NEY]

face like a dog whos been chasing parked cars...

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

She's so fat you'd need to roll her in dough to find her wet spot.

[m11kvy]

shes that fat, every time ive shagged her ive burnt my arse on the light bulb!!

[saxo_90]

heed like a burst fag
bull dog chewin mayonaise
banged more times than a taxi door
village bike, everyones had a shot
face like a baboon wae piles

[boabVTR]

i wouldnt shag her with yours

[Ryyy]

Face Like a dog licking piss off a nettle

[Ryyy]

Like throwing a 1p down an alley-way

[fossie]

Face like a blistered piss-pot

[daivtr]

face like a melted wellie

[WheresMeNuts]

She's had more Sausages than the butcher.....
She walks about with a mattress on her back & a 50p meter tied to it....
She takes it up the Deaf & Dumb......
She likes a good jobbie jabber.....
She maybe ugly but you don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.....

[D--R--E--W]

wouldnae kick her out the bed for fartin

looks like a bus reversed into her face... twice!!

she's a right growler!!

get your minge away before you poison the atmosphere

[markdavid]

You remind me of A Space Hopper and You got big Ears.Are You 16,like them child bearing hips you have. do you have trouble getting shoes that size.At whot privit bush do you have your hair done. do you have a part time job at the local church,sticking your head out of the window,gargorle us babe.Do they let you out often.Have you been fed today.Whot have you done with my mate big bird,hope your not sitting on him as well as his chair...

[Phsyco_Paff]

more shouts than michale jackson

more 1 ups than mario

more pushes than a swing

[markdavid]

I never worked on a nuke sub and the crew hated my jokes...

[boabVTR]

shes been rode more times than this bus

[Tony]

Ah lol, and I only got through the first 4 or 5.

Will save the rest for another time.

[D--R--E--W]

shes been rode more times than this bus

wouldnt need a bus if you didnt smash your car lol

[Mr_X]

crazy scots

[insane_saxo]

So ugly that she will be trick or treating over the phone this haloween :clapping:

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

How are these scottish slaggings?

[boabVTR]

How are these scottish slaggings?

coz they are paddy hows your pal mick

[boabVTR]

wouldnt need a bus if you didnt smash your car lol

ha funny ya fanny ive got 2 cars

[PSPDan]

How are these scottish slaggings?

+1.

This is the one person the quote in your sig was aimed at.

He's so deluded that he thinks that all these "slaggings" which have originated all over the country are all Scottish.

He's probably right though because those Scots are such a laugh!

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