talk to strangers

[kenny]

found this on another site.

http://omegle.com/

How weird!

post your convos lol

[PSPDan]

Repost. Weren't you here a few months ago for the epic thread on it? Loads of Sax-Pers wento n there looking for eachother. Was full of lols

[kenny]

fuck sake i fail

thread link or another epic tread i think

[Saxo_theedge]

Ive never seen it.

Well random, how many people are actually on it, or is it just the same sad person everytime lol

[PSPDan]

It was hilarious, I can't find the original thread but loads of people just went on saying saxp to everyone. Then someone found this thread on a bodybuilding forum:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=115216761

Also came up on a few other forums. Classic.

[M1VT]

"Stranger: horny girl?
You: i could be"
lolz

[PSPDan]

I think the original thread has been deleted. :( The link I posted makes me lol though.

[kenny]

haha some funny people on it

[Spanky]

yea, i think there was like 30-40 people off saxp just shouting "SAXP YO!"

Everyone bumped into each other eventually.

i got rick roled last time i was on it ha

[kenny]

yea, i think there was like 30-40 people off saxp just shouting "SAXP YO!"

Everyone bumped into each other eventually.

i got rick roled last time i was on it ha


whats thelink for rick roll

[Azrael]

uFail (http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=223665&highlight=omegle) Kenny!

[Azrael]

whats thelink for rick roll

iirc Simo put a ban on rickroll links because we ripped the arse clean out of it!!!

it was pissing off alot of ppl who were at work & could have got in the shit over it!

[Saxo_theedge]

lol at some of the randomers on it.

[de51_Hodgey]

haha sax p owned omegle

in the end people was just tellin me to fuck off when i was sayin sax-p

good times

[kenny]

iirc Simo put a ban on rickroll links because we ripped the arse clean out of it!!!

it was pissing off alot of ppl who were at work & could have got in the shit over it!

fuck i wantedto annoy a few people

[furiomike]

You: i went to a zoo today
You: all they had was a dog
You: its was a shitszu
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: and the call it zoo?
You: well like i said it was a shitszu
You: ba dum
Stranger: sucks


they completely didn't get the joke. must be someone off here.

[Azrael]

they completely didn't get the joke. must be someone off here.

Wtf?!!
Why?

[1991Tom]

please can we do the saxp thing again? lol

[E3D]

lol the first time iv ever been on it and i said "saxp?" as a joke and someone said "not you again" and disconnected. LOL whos been saying saxp tonight then?

[furiomike]

Wtf?!!
Why?
they didnt say ROFLDFSSOFASALE

[Pieface]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: THE GAME
Stranger: wtf
You: Saxp
You: an hero
You: newfag can't triforce
Stranger: i dont want to talk to u
You: Chocolate Rain
Stranger: ...
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: !
You: an hero!
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[1991Tom]

Meeeeeeeeeee!!!

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

im randomly saying saxp to all the strangers lol

[JamesR]

WTF!

Stranger: I'm male looking to make female sex msn virtual camera

OMG

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

You: Saxp?

Stranger: WTF!?

Stranger: Saxophone!?!?!

lolz

[1991Tom]

You: helllo!
Stranger: sup
You: LOL
Stranger: LOL
You: how is one today?
Stranger: what
Stranger: good u ?
You: you feeling sexy for some saxp?
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: woo.......
Stranger: whats ur name
You: well my first name begins with s
You: n ends in p
You: guess! :)
Stranger: kk
Stranger: sap
Stranger: iuno
You: awww :(
You: SAXP
You: is tha name :)
Stranger: oh realy?
You: ya rly
Stranger: never heard of such a name before
Stranger: kewl
You: i know, it is rather .... sexy
Stranger: ahaha
You: you make me melt like hot fudge on a sunday
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aw how cuute

[Spanky]

haha lolz on the first person i chat to...

Stranger: wanna cam?
You: where is the cam like lmao
Stranger: are you male?
You: no, im a she male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kenny]

some epic convos ive had

[Saxo_theedge]

lol just found Liam_LFC_VTR :y:

[JamesR]

Stranger: I'm male looking to make female sex msn virtual camera
You: I am a girl yes
Stranger: you from
Stranger: you have cam
You: Yes
Stranger: you have msn
Stranger: give me your msn adress
You: I'm only 13
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what you msn adress
You: how old you?
Stranger: 48
Stranger: Finger yourself on cam, give me your MSN

ITS FULL OF PAEDOPHILES!

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

lol just found Liam_LFC_VTR :y:

Haha was very random, saxp? lol :y:

[kenny]

Stranger: Asl
You: f 17 uk
You: u
Stranger: 18 usa
Stranger: m
You: im with my mate
You: lets cam
Stranger: i dont have one
You: pathetic
You: your loss
Stranger: noooooooooooo
You: well u need to get one quick
Stranger: thats not possible
You: me and my friend are here waiting
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: aw
You: would of been fun
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sadly
Stranger: :(
You: you will have to go play with your mum
You: and dad
Stranger: i livee by myself
You: well your dog or cat then
Stranger: no
Stranger: u
Stranger: no
You: i knw what
Stranger: ?
You: finger my tight pussy
Stranger: feel good?
You: ohh yes
You: im about to cuum
You: ohhhhh
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: ive squirted all over the carpet
Stranger: damm
You: why damn
Stranger: im kissin ur neck
You: mmmm
You: i kick you in the balls
You: i go back to lickin my mates wet pussy
Stranger: ouch
You: you bore me
You: you cant even excite me

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

You: saxp?
Stranger: Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
You: cool
You: where you get that from?
Stranger: A song
You: what one?
Stranger: Pain by Three Days Grace

WTF? lol very random.........

[JamesR]

You: sax-p?
Stranger: Tits!! Ass!! Beer!!
Stranger: Hell yeah girls!!! I love girls!

What a short one lol

[1991Tom]

who the fuck am i talking too? lol its someone from here

You: saxp :)
Stranger: Saxperience.com
You: :O
Stranger: lolz
You: OMGz
You: hahahaha
Stranger: is this Simo :D
Stranger: lol
You: nah its 1991tama
You: you?
Stranger: now who be that
Stranger: hha, you would love to no who i am :D
You: im the one with the vikki blows advatar
You: haha
Stranger: im the one who is black and green :D

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Stranger: i love you.
You: u 2
You: marry me etc?
Stranger: yup yup.
You: hurry up and propose
Stranger: fine, geez. D:
Stranger: you are my sun, my life. you mean everything to me. my lfie wouldn't be the same blahblah blah will you marry me and make me complete?
You: wow that was quite good
You: yes i will!
Stranger: oh baby! you've made me the happiest person alive!
You: oh me too babe!
You: ANAL FTW!

[Saxo_theedge]

Stranger: hii, are you a sexy girl looking for a sexy guy?
You: ooooooooo hell yeaaaaaaaah
Stranger: really?
You: nope lol
Stranger: lol

[E3D]

i just spoke to her.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I love you.
You: im only allowed to talk to you if i promise not to get in you rusty van or take sweets from you.
Stranger: ookay
You: then maybe we can start with a date
You: love is abit strong im very ropey
Stranger: well, aight, lets plan a date
You: where would u take me
Stranger: you gotta take meee somewhere
You: dont say in the ass
Stranger: since imma gal
You: lol well im not that sort of guy im more into saxp
You: how about mcdonalds carpark?
You: burger and fries
You: we can watch the chavs to wheelspins
Stranger: awesome. :)
You: i like classy girls like u
You: b&h silver?
Stranger: sorry, what?:P stupid european on the other side of the screen here :)
You: im europeam
You: n
Stranger: good to know:)
You: ur speaking my language
You: well typing
Stranger: erhm, actually its not my native language
You: where u from then
Stranger: northeast
You: of the world?
Stranger: europe
You: england?
You: ;)
Stranger: england isnt in northeast, isnt it? hehe
You: hehe
Stranger: is it*
Stranger: but
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: im from
Stranger: Estonia.
You: ah i know some estronian
You: cock taste good means 12 months
Stranger: hahahah, yeah. well, i prefer to write kaksteist kuud :D
You: haha i wasnt sure in the spelling
Stranger: smart enough to know that thing anyway ;)
...ect

[MikeyW]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i love it
You: and you of course
Stranger: thats what im saying
Stranger: but ..
Stranger: if every one is a stranger here . why do i never get ppl sending me messages i always start them
You: because obviously they dont love you as much as you love them
You: we kinda got that going here dont ya think
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont under stand
Stranger: so when do we fuck?
You: when all the crows dissapear
You: they are making my lady muffin itch like hell
Stranger: no crows here .. does that mean we started already?
You: yes we started...finished...and yes...you were shit. goodnight

[tomgarrett]

You: saxp
Stranger: pxas
You: no sax-p.... your close though
You: wanna try again?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there
You: is it saxp
Stranger: me
You: awww bad times i was expecting saxp
Stranger: whos saxp?
You: sax-p ftw
You: to be honest
You: try googling it
Stranger: egh?
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: it dont make sense
You: the first result
You: and it makes perfect sense
Stranger: citroen saxo experience?
You: exactly
You: ftw
Stranger: whats that?
You: Sax-p!
Stranger: do you mean wtf?
You: no ftw
You: for the win
You: can you type sax-p back please
Stranger: sax-p
You: woooo!!!!
Stranger: what is that?
You: a sound of happiness :)
You: and thats a smiley face btw
Stranger: i know but why?
You: becuase im happy?
Stranger: not me typing saxp
You: i think i love you
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: not many people are called Guy these days
You: the name kinda died out
You: I like Guy Falkes though
Stranger: on nov 5th
You: yey!
Stranger: he died
Stranger: i may just stick you on a rocket
Stranger: if you dont make any sense
You: no he didnt i saw him
Stranger: where in tescos?
You: he was at my grans house once
You: he said sax-p to me
Stranger: making her a tea
You: no just to say sax-p to me
You: ....im lonely im guesising you are too
Stranger: this conversation is going in circles
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am killing time
Stranger: to fall asleep
You: i like circles
You: theyre all round
Stranger: cro[ circles
Stranger: p
You: i ilike candles too

Your conversational partner has disconnected


brilliant site :y:

[M1VT]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: THE GAME
Stranger: wtf
You: Saxp
You: an hero
You: newfag can't triforce
Stranger: i dont want to talk to u
You: Chocolate Rain
Stranger: ...
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: !
You: an hero!
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Newfag

[furiomike]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u wanna play a game
You: yeah
Stranger: me first
Stranger: NUGGET
Stranger: NUGGET
Stranger: POPCORN CHICKEN
Stranger: CHEESEBURGER
Stranger: WHOPPER
Stranger: NUGGET
Stranger: CHICKEN
Stranger: CHICKEN
Stranger: POPCORN CHICKEN
Stranger: i just threw all of that at you
You: AXE
You: i did the same
Stranger: your dead
Stranger: if you get hit by POPCORN CHICKEN twice you die


what on earth?

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u wanna play a game
You: yeah
Stranger: me first
Stranger: NUGGET
Stranger: NUGGET
Stranger: POPCORN CHICKEN
Stranger: CHEESEBURGER
Stranger: WHOPPER
Stranger: NUGGET
Stranger: CHICKEN
Stranger: CHICKEN
Stranger: POPCORN CHICKEN
Stranger: i just threw all of that at you
You: AXE
You: i did the same
Stranger: your dead
Stranger: if you get hit by POPCORN CHICKEN twice you die


what on earth?

If you've every watched balls of steel you will know what that means lol

[Pieface]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f and horny ?
You: I love you
You: I am f and very horny
Stranger: cyber ?
You: yeah
Stranger: u start
You: I turn off the lights
You: And start taking off your shirt
You: I take off your belt
Stranger: i start kissing u
Stranger: and start slipping ur top off
You: I take off your trousers, pants, blindfold you and turn you around
You: I lay you on the bed
You: Kissing your back
Stranger: i turn over
Stranger: start feeling 4 u
You: I throw off the rest of my clothes, and stand naked, dripping wet in the darj
You: dark*
You: Turn you around again and handcuff you to the bed so you can't move
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: i tell u i want u
Stranger: im getting hard
You: I start wanking you off
You: feeling your penis getting harder
You: I stuff it in my mouth
Stranger: i start to moan
You: I step back and lie down on your back
You: kissing your neck
Stranger: i keep telling u how great u are
Stranger: feeling really hard
You: I stick my penis into your anus and have rough sex with you
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[VTomR]

pmsl at that^

[MikeyW]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f and horny ?
You: I love you
You: I am f and very horny
Stranger: cyber ?
You: yeah
Stranger: u start
You: I turn off the lights
You: And start taking off your shirt
You: I take off your belt
Stranger: i start kissing u
Stranger: and start slipping ur top off
You: I take off your trousers, pants, blindfold you and turn you around
You: I lay you on the bed
You: Kissing your back
Stranger: i turn over
Stranger: start feeling 4 u
You: I throw off the rest of my clothes, and stand naked, dripping wet in the darj
You: dark*
You: Turn you around again and handcuff you to the bed so you can't move
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: i tell u i want u
Stranger: im getting hard
You: I start wanking you off
You: feeling your penis getting harder
You: I stuff it in my mouth
Stranger: i start to moan
You: I step back and lie down on your back
You: kissing your neck
Stranger: i keep telling u how great u are
Stranger: feeling really hard
You: I stick my penis into your anus and have rough sex with you
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lmfaoooo :clapping:

[furiomike]

haha excellent.

[VTomR]

Stranger: hey r u f? got cam? then how old?
You: f 21 and horny
Stranger: nice
Stranger: webcam?
You: only joking im m 45 and horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Spanky]

who the fuck am i talking too? lol its someone from here

You: saxp :)
Stranger: Saxperience.com
You: :O
Stranger: lolz
You: OMGz
You: hahahaha
Stranger: is this Simo :D
Stranger: lol
You: nah its 1991tama
You: you?
Stranger: now who be that
Stranger: hha, you would love to no who i am :D
You: im the one with the vikki blows advatar
You: haha
Stranger: im the one who is black and green :D

That was me actually lol

[Prickle]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f and horny ?
You: I love you
You: I am f and very horny
Stranger: cyber ?
You: yeah
Stranger: u start
You: I turn off the lights
You: And start taking off your shirt
You: I take off your belt
Stranger: i start kissing u
Stranger: and start slipping ur top off
You: I take off your trousers, pants, blindfold you and turn you around
You: I lay you on the bed
You: Kissing your back
Stranger: i turn over
Stranger: start feeling 4 u
You: I throw off the rest of my clothes, and stand naked, dripping wet in the darj
You: dark*
You: Turn you around again and handcuff you to the bed so you can't move
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: i tell u i want u
Stranger: im getting hard
You: I start wanking you off
You: feeling your penis getting harder
You: I stuff it in my mouth
Stranger: i start to moan
You: I step back and lie down on your back
You: kissing your neck
Stranger: i keep telling u how great u are
Stranger: feeling really hard
You: I stick my penis into your anus and have rough sex with you
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LOL.......

[1991Tom]

That was me actually lol

Thats fucking brilliant :y:

[byrnes]

Stranger: i'm french 17 years and boy ... (sexy)^^
You: Time Saver: Im Sophie 11 From United Kingdom
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[JamesR]

Pieface, that fooking epic mate!

You: Would you be angry if i got poo on your wang?
Stranger: pics please?
Stranger: im getting hard now!
Stranger: no, aslong as you sucked it clean after
You: ewww no way

Cant wait to tell him i am a man! He will want to cry lol

[VTomR]

Stranger: start a chat
You: do you like saxos
Stranger: i am a citroen mechanic
You: whoop whoop
Stranger: depressing
You: lol. dont you like them then?
Stranger: yep
You: vtr for the win
Stranger: unrale
You: what?
Stranger: brilliant
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: i'm irish
You: yeaaa. london and i love saxos vtr and vts
Stranger: back axle bearings are a bastard though
You: yea did mine the other day...im a mechanic too
Stranger: stepper motor go for sport too
You: yea
Stranger: whoop whoop
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: sax-p?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: c2 vtr good successor
You: nahh to slow...look nice though but id have a saxo
Stranger: have 2.0 ltr 150 bhp
You: nope 1.6 8v 98bhp
Stranger: pocket rocket
You: vts is yeaaa
Stranger: very under rated
You: deffientley
You: piss over most cars
Stranger: c4 shite
You: yep agree
Stranger: brutal
You: what you drive
Stranger: saxo and bm best cars citroen made
You: yea!!!
Stranger: 2.0 litre c2
You: v6?
Stranger: yeah
You: sw2eet
Stranger: only 2 in ireland
Stranger: well sorry 1 now other wrote off last year
You: nice seent the whit oine?
Stranger: huh
You: have you seent the white one?
Stranger: yea
You: itsw pimp, i waqnt it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ds3 gonna be disaster
You: you think
Stranger: overpriced shite
Stranger: i wanna be a mini cooper
You: yea spose
You: cooper s
Stranger: wit the shit c4 glovebox!
You: hahaha
Stranger: brutal
Stranger: how stupid
You: yeaaa
You: go on sax-p
You: www.saxperiance.com
Stranger: i will check it out thanks
You: post ur car up
You: i wanna see it
Stranger: do you run website?
You: no...it good thoe
Stranger: on blackberry now but ya i'll do it morro
You: go on newby thread and say t boi sent you
Stranger: i'll check out morro good man
You: sweet
Stranger: u go tru many clutches?
You: not yet, gearbox on its way out thoe lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 9 sets of rear brake cylinders?
You: nope not yet, just fucking steering rack
Stranger: piss like sport for us
You: yea?
Stranger: never done steering rack
Stranger: brutal
You: mines fucked lol...gtg sax-p ftw!

[benJee_VTR]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: saxp
Stranger: hi
You: i have my penis out
You: do you
You: tell me
You: TELL ME
You: im getting hard fior you
Stranger: haha yeah my penis is out
You: gtfo
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Sax-p?
Stranger: huh?
You: sax-p?
Stranger: whats that
You: google it
Stranger: ok
You: and make SURE safe search is off
Stranger: saxperiennce?
You: EXACTLY!!!!
You: now make an account and tell stories of how we met :)
Stranger: hahah
You: Penis still out?
You: Im nursing a raging semi
You: Come on, im losing wood!!!!
You: SAX-P
You have disconnected.

[benJee_VTR]

man this site is awesome:

Connecting to server...

Stranger: Hii, 20/m/usa looking for my slave or mistress ;)
You: sax-p?
You: 19/f/uk
Stranger: ooo what do you look like?
You: A BIG BLACK GASH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[benJee_VTR]

every convo is a classic. Short and sweet:

You: SAXP
Stranger: Heyy. 18 year old girl, usa. looking for a old man to show me the ropes.
You: lmfao
You: id show you the ropes alright
Stranger: age>
You: 19/ m/ uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[de51_Hodgey]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: saxp?
Stranger: NARF
Stranger: would you like a .... balloon ?
You: no thanks i want ur mom
You: and ur dad
Stranger: i hope you get cancer and die
Stranger: good day
You: maybe even ur pet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bit harsh really lol

[benJee_VTR]

You: sax-p
You: i have wood
Stranger: god wut is with all the desperate guys on this stupid website
You: BIG wood
Stranger: like you
You: get your rat out
Stranger: dumbass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RichM]

Epic thread tbh lol.

[RichM]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 84/m/sexy watch me on myspace!+
You: saxp y0
You: pedo bear approves
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[benJee_VTR]

i haven't had a conversation that hasnt ended up with someone being disgusted and leaving.

You: sax-p
Stranger: I'm male, 19, Brazil, and I want virtual sex with a girl that have a webcam
You: Im male, 19, England and i want virtual sex with a brazilian boy that have a webcam
You: Open wide
Stranger: BLARGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[K17NEY]

im having so much fun.omegle ftw

[VTRelite]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f ??
You: mf
Stranger: m
You: i am a mid op transexual
You: need my cock gone
Stranger: i see
You: do you want it after?
Stranger: nope thanks
Stranger: i have one too
You: always good to have a spare
You: never know when you will need one
Stranger: ohh ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
You: laters punk
Stranger: what??
You: exactly
You: fall back
You: big dog pitbull

[Chr15]

just copy/paste this

then leave

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[VTRelite]

You: SaxP?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

LOL

[Paul]

I fail..


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i love saxp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Tried making interesting convo again and failed again


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i love saxp
Stranger: i like porn
You: saxp is better than porn
Stranger: WELL I AM PORN
You: porn is saxp
Stranger: I AM PORN
You: Simo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[K17NEY]

lolz

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi there, u can ask me 3 questions, i will anser them truthfully, then deside wether to stay and chat
You: ok
You: do u like donkeys?
Stranger: dont mind them
You: can i put my thumb in ur bum?
Stranger: no
Stranger: 1 question left
You: wil u put ur thumb in my bum?
Stranger: no

[benJee_VTR]

You: O HAI sax-p?
Stranger: hello asl? if you want to see my cock, give your skype or msn, i have my web camera...
You: LMFAO i would love nothing more than to take you up on that offer good sir

[DeeBeeVTS]

just copy/paste this

then leave

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Lmao I did this all i got was...

Stranger: pedo bear

Then they left =[

[JamesR]

I could play on this forever!

Just say: I have my co*k in my hand.

[Chr15]

Stranger: hello
You: ask me 3 questions
You: and ill be honest
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hiold on
Stranger: *hold
Stranger: where are you from?
You: england
Stranger: same
Stranger: cool
Stranger: which town?
You: ipswich
Stranger: im from london
Stranger: do you like football?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: col
Stranger: *cool
Stranger: thats my 3 questions
You: yes
You: ill ask you 1
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: do you know what sax-p is?
Stranger: no
Stranger: can u tell me?
You: no
You: go on google
You: then report back
Stranger: citreon saxo fan site?
You: :D
Stranger: citroen i mean
Stranger: that cant be right
You: why?
Stranger: cos its just soooo random
Stranger: is it right?
You: this site is random
Stranger: i suppose ur righ
You: does that make it wrong?
Stranger: *right
Stranger: no not at all
You: i always am
Stranger: what random?
You: no
You: right
You: as in correct
Stranger: i beg to diffe3r
Stranger: *differ
You: o rly
Stranger: so u think ur intelligent right?
You: yes
You: iq of 119
You: proven
Stranger: iq means nothing
Stranger: and u shouldn't boast anyway
You: iq means I quit
You have disconnected.

[Saxo_theedge]

who posted this!!

its addictive lol

[iDaNz_VTR]

ma convo WTF

Stranger: male 19 searching for female to acasalate
You: im 18 girl
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i've got big balls
You: where u frm
Stranger: brazil
You: i am to
Stranger: cool
Stranger: que estado?
You: no
Stranger: ;P
Stranger: you have pic?
You: yeah
Stranger: can i see?
You: NO YOU FUCKIN PERV
Stranger: i'm not a perv
Stranger: i wanted to see for a school work
Stranger: on human descendence
You: hahahah dnt talk shit prick
Stranger: this is not shit
Stranger: is truth

[iDaNz_VTR]

Stranger: hi 20 m
You: hey 18 f
Stranger: horny?
You: of cource lmao
Stranger: cool
Stranger: msn?
You: yeah . fookofyouperv@hotmail.com ad me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
You: what
Stranger: 8================D

[1991Tom]

I could play on this forever!

Just say: I have my co*k in my hand.

You: i have my cock in my hand
Stranger: hihihihihh
Stranger: yum
Stranger: me 2
You: you make me melt like hot fudge on a sunday
You: ahhh awesome
You: show me love on her :) Im dann69
You: www.moldymen.com
Stranger: il put my cream on u
You: fuck off
Stranger: i will
You: i put my dick in you face
Stranger: yum
You: right in the eye socket mother fucker

[de51_Hodgey]

Stranger: 17 years old boy looking for sexy cam to cam with a hot girl. interested ? if yes tell me your msn
You: i have my cock in my hand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[M1VT]

i just lost the game
twats

[RichM]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: saxp
Stranger: are u a girl?
You: yes
You: i have my cock in my hand
Stranger: o.O lol?
You: are you a man?
Stranger: yes!
You: paedophile?
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: no!
You: age?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: 12
Stranger: OMG!
You: you are a pedo
Stranger: no!
You: PEDO ALERT!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you are crazy, girl!
Stranger: bye!
You: CALL THE PO-LEECE
You: Y0
Stranger: ok
You: fancy a bum?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MikeyW]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i love saxp
Stranger: i like porn
You: saxp is better than porn
Stranger: WELL I AM PORN
You: porn is saxp
Stranger: I AM PORN
You: Simo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol, Paul I actually did piss myself.

[iDaNz_VTR]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: sax-p yo#
Stranger: do you sit or stand when you pee?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[E3D]

i just pedo beared someone good. after they asl me so so funny they just went "ifail" and dced. haha

[Liamm]

f***ing nerd

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Stranger: uhhh ASCII pedobear...
Stranger: so impressive
Stranger: so new
Stranger: and...
Stranger: wait...
Stranger: "the game"
Stranger: so outrageously...
You: cool
You: you know it is
Stranger: newfags like you are killing this site
You: its a site to talk to random strangers, you must spend all your life on here
Stranger: you are a cancerous newfag who can´t think about jokes of your own
You: your a nerd who must sit there in your dark ass room in your "gay"ming chair laughing like a school girl when you take out a dwarf on level 34
Stranger: BTW...
Stranger: THE GAME
Stranger: that´s how it works, kid
You: yeah you lost it
Stranger: now gb2 /b/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Azrael]

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Stranger: girl? webcam? msn?
You: yes
You: to all three
You: u?
Stranger: male
Stranger: webcam msn
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 15 but don't let that put u off me
You: i'm all woman were you'll be looking
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: add me
You: where are u from?
Stranger: wanderering_designer@hotmail.com
Stranger: I'm from brazil
You: okay 2mins
You: do u have this window expanded?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: like taking up your full screen?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why?
You: cause ur a pedo fuck!
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[1991Tom]

Why the fuck is it either full of pedos or pedos saying that their 12yo :S Its fucking scary shit LOL

We need to get chris hansen on the scene :D

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p259/Coolbry1226/ChrisHansenMotivator.jpg

[1991Tom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLhQoxenB8&feature=related

[vtrsarah]

lmao this is so funny gonna have a go myself now

Stranger: hi
Stranger: i m chinese
You: sax-p yo
Stranger: ?
You: sax p
Stranger: english please
You: lmao saxp ftw

not the funniest but hey ho how sad are these people

[Claireeyy]

this sit is classic! speaking scottish rright confuses them lol

[Claireeyy]

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Stranger: 18, male.. horny with webcam, i need a girl with webcam
Stranger: 18, male.. horny with webcam, i need a girl with webcam
You: i have a 12 inch cock how bigs yours?
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[dannyboycov1991]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Nigeria
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gawd some people :wall: lol

[saxo_asa]

haha lolz on the first person i chat to...

Stranger: wanna cam?
You: where is the cam like lmao
Stranger: are you male?
You: no, im a she male
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Ahahaha f***ing jokes!

This things just seems to be full of brazilians and paedophiles lol

[hellonpluto]

I love omegle I go on there loads to have a chat with people. Had some really long convos with insominas in america.

You: hi
Stranger: good morning
You: howdy
You: afternoon dawg
You: whats happening ?
Stranger: working
Stranger: how about u man?
You: not very hard
You: me too
Stranger: no not hard at all
You: *sn1ggers*
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[kenny]

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Stranger: Hey, male 16 from UK :) lookin for someone else from UK :)
You: yes
You: f 17
You: uk
Stranger: cool
Stranger: were abouts in uk
Stranger: im from bristol
You: omg me 2
Stranger: really cool
Stranger: i dont actually live there ..... but do you know keynsham ? :)
Stranger: between there and bath
Stranger: :)
You: yep
Stranger: i live there
You: i stay near there aswel
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how are you ?
You: very well
You: you
Stranger: yeh fine taa
Stranger: you got msn ? :)
You: nah
You: well i do but not on this comp
Stranger: fbook ?
Stranger: :)
You: i have that
Stranger: just wanna see a pic of you and you can see one of me
You: whats your facebook
Stranger: 2 sec
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/newton.ben?ref=profile
Stranger: yeh im not that hot :P
You: aww how cute :P
Stranger: your go :)
You: ok
You: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/west.sophie?ref=profile
Stranger: page not found :(
You: type in my name on facebook then
You: sophie west
Stranger: erm.. theres a few
You: blonde hair and from bristol
You: im also 17
Stranger: kk....
You: shold narrow it down
You: should *
Stranger: ermm... you with 2 guys in the pic ?
You: yeah thats the one
You: add me please :)
Stranger: yeh k
You: whats your msn
You: i can email you
Stranger: erm... Newton.ben@blueyonder.co.uk
You: :)
You: u got a mobile ?
Stranger: yeh but not goin that farr :)
You: :(
Stranger: am i that cool :P
You: yep
You: you are pretty awesome
Stranger: thanks :P
Stranger: expect fbook please when you can
You: will be when i log on
You: just going to do it now
Stranger: cool ta
You: do you know saxp?
Stranger: noo?
You: google it
You: you will be an internet sensation
Stranger: ermm...
Stranger: didnt come up with much
Stranger: what is it ?
You: you will see
Stranger: i dont see
Stranger: that why im asking
Stranger: it came up like radio
Stranger: :S
Stranger: car sticker
You: search google in 5 mins with saxp and your name
Stranger: :S
Stranger: oh :S
Stranger: shit me
You: what
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You: that is all
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....


hahaha that was funny

[Viper]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: saxp?
Stranger: lame

[xxpinkyxx1991]

omg.. i say 'saxp' to people, and get disconnected looooooool.. what have people on here been doing lol :P

[benJee_VTR]

LOL someone knows too much




You: sax-p?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: saxy
You: OMFG you know
You: please tell me you know wahat it is
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dj_russell]

WTF!!!!!!lol just went on soon as he said male and 20 i was gone fuck that shit

[dj_russell]

Stranger: hi
You: hello sailer
You: are you male
Stranger: im no sailor
Stranger: im a semen
Stranger: i mean sea man
You: how old are you
Stranger: 18
You: do you like men
Stranger: do u?
You: yes
Stranger: male/
Stranger: ?
You: but im not gay but my bf is

[benJee_VTR]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: sax-p?
Stranger: saxaphone?
Stranger: what?
You: nope. close
You: google that shit y0
Stranger: noo.
You: please
You: for the love of god
Stranger: I dont trust you!
You: If you do it i'll love you forever
Stranger: its porn?!
You: (long-time)
You: no! how dare you!
Stranger: pshh.
You: it's car porn
Stranger: what?
You: nothing can happen if you google it anyway
You: just google Sax-P and tell me your findings :)
Stranger: fine!
You: :D
You: *waits in anguish*
You: Say the word i'm looking forrr...
Stranger: saxo expierience?
You: PUT IT TOGETHER :D:D:D:
Stranger: saxoperience?
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: sex?
You: please say the word correctly and ill be happy :D
You: no sex thanks
Stranger: Im confused.
You: just say it
You: you were soo close
Stranger: Saxperience.
You: FOR THE WIN

Stranger: ?
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: not for the win.
You: WHAT

[dj_russell]

this is actually quite amusing

[dj_russell]

Stranger: heey
You: saxp?
You: are u hamaphrodite
You: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: whats that : DD
You: looking 4 a chick wiv a dick
Stranger: why :o
You: are you male or female
Stranger: female
You: how old
Stranger: 17
You: lol im only joking im looking for some members on a forum dicking around
You: this is random as fuck lol
Stranger: yees...
Stranger: where are u from?
You: where did u find this site
You: west mids
You: u
Stranger: dunno:D on some orum
Stranger: FINLAND
Stranger: forum
You: thats miles away lol
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i hate that word "lol" are u 9!?
You: ?
Stranger: only stupid nerds and kids say lol
Stranger: :F
Stranger: hate that fuckin' word<3
You: oh na im no nerd far from it
You: im 22
You: i always say lol
You: im a happy person
Stranger: im blond and i have blue eyes =) is that a very normal thing there?
You: erm dunno i only come on here to take the piss tbh lol
You: im the same
You: but obviously male
Stranger: okay =)
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: oh fuck yeah im wet
You: lmfao
You: you are a dude for sure
Stranger: N.E.R.D - sooner or later
Stranger: no im not :'DD
You: pics for scientific purposes?
You: lol
Stranger: no because i dont know u :(
You: lol dont worry i aint no rapist plus your in finland i couldnt be arsed to travel all that way
Stranger: huoh
Stranger: D
Stranger: i can talk finnish if u like :D
You: ok
Stranger: if thats enought
Stranger: enough*
You: i wouldnt understand lol
You: youd probably bbe calling me a bellend
You: lol
You: still doesnt proove you are female
Stranger: haha en nyt ihan :D en tiiä mis se paikka on mis asut, mut mä oon oikeesti muija! usko tai älä oon 14v muija stadist
Stranger: im female and it doesnt matter
You: does you could be hot

[dj_russell]

Stranger: haha en nyt ihan :D en tiiä mis se paikka on mis asut, mut mä oon oikeesti muija! usko tai älä oon 14v muija stadist
Stranger: im female and it doesnt matter
You: does you could be hot
Stranger: im hot =)
Stranger: i promise u that i am :D
Stranger: but i lied
Stranger: im not 17
Stranger: im born 1995
Stranger: muahahahaaaaa!
You: fuck that shit
You have disconnected.

[omegleguy]

Stranger: saxp?
You: Umm, saxp...
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: name?
You: You want to know my name?
You: I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what saxp means.
Stranger: right
Stranger: saxperience
You: Ah yes, it all makes sense now.
Stranger: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=254669&page=2
Stranger: you off it?
You: No, I only said it made sense because I wanted to be cool like you.
You: Should I join up and try and chat up the forum members?
Stranger: okay
You: fantastic.
Stranger: erm no
You: erm no?!
Stranger: you male or female?
You: male.
Stranger: age>?
You: 19.
You: You?
Stranger: female 21
You: Are you going to post this conversation on that website to make fun of me in front of your peers?
Stranger: nah doubt it just checkin it out
Stranger: why?
You: Do you post there?
Stranger: sometimes
You: I see.
You: Whats it about?
You: Is it about the saxophone?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where you from
You: I'm from scotland.
Stranger: msn webcam? i have both feeling bit of fun ;)
Stranger: im really only 16
You: I never got the chance to play the saxophone, I feel that a missed apart of my childhood.
You: :O
You: soon you'll be telling me your 12!
Stranger: no im 16
Stranger: wanna see? i can show you everything
You: Can I see your passport?
Stranger: lolz why?
Stranger: yes take my identity please...
You: I thought that had your date of birth on it?
You: Lol.
You: Mines expired so you can steal it all you want.
Stranger: clever? @ uni? free there isnt it
You: Nope.
You: I was not smart enough to goto uni.
You: Seriously.
You: lol.
Stranger: working?
You: Fuck no.
Stranger: bum?
You: Yes <3
You: I feel like its something I was made to be.
You: What about you?
Stranger: erm okay joke over
Stranger: im a dude
Stranger: 19
Stranger: england
Stranger: @ uni
You: Okay, so you wanted me to go on webcam to show you my penis?
You: Are you trying to tell me something here?
Stranger: lolz !
Stranger: are you serious?
You: Yes, I am.
Stranger: fuck off man !
You: You student types, are always horny and stuff.
You: I can't tell.
Stranger: cant?
You: You and your saxophones...
You: I mean it all makes sense if you think about it.
Stranger: your blates a 48 yr old
You: blates?

Oh, and after that he sent me a pedobear and left.
I really wanted to know what blates was... :-(

[dj_russell]

some people are easily led lol

Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f scotland
You: u
Stranger: cool
You: u male
Stranger: 18 m northern ireland
You: cool
You: hw big r u dwn below
You: i lik big boys
You: wen i was 12 i lost my virginity 2 a big 13 inch black man
Stranger: funny the world record penis size is 12 inch lol
You: ok i lied 2 my girlfriends 2 make me sound big
You: an clever
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cam?
You: im 14 really aswel
Stranger: looll
Stranger: nevermind then
You: u stil like me
You: blond blue eye
You: very petite
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i think your a male pretending to be female tbh
You: las bf who had anova was 25
You: nova
You: im fe,male
Stranger: u got msn?
You: also got a bastard aswell
You: ye
Stranger: wt is it
You: little bastard baby called michael jackson
Stranger: lol
You: he was black manz
You: he neva wante him so im lone parent
You: with a house
You: also driveway
You: gta go
You: byexxxxxxxx
Stranger: msn.
You: u eva shagged underage b4
Stranger: tbh im only 16
Stranger: i say im 18
You: lolz
You: i want a bf wiv a car
You have disconnected.

[Vinny_VSX]

This website is epic LOL's. Are there any saxp people on there atm?

[McGuire86]

Lol this thread has me in stiches, think im guna try that site

[benJee_VTR]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


You: sax-p?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: yes please
You: either will do
Stranger: u?
Stranger: age?
You: WHITE MALE
You: 19
Stranger: u skinny?
You: you havent told me your age yet
You: come on, play the game
Stranger: 25
You: M or F
You: is it a waste of everyone's time?
Stranger: m
You: oh yes, i see it is

You have disconnected.

[McGuire86]

Stranger: Hi, I'm 17 and I crossdress. You?
You: yea i wear burberry cap, surf top, g-string, gunit jeans, high heels
You: you ?
Stranger: lol, awesome. :)
Stranger: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2441/3877086263_e8b8148423.jpg
Stranger: That's me :)
You: and when im feeling adventorus i wear my SAXP hoody
Stranger: lol
You: you take it up the rear by a SS decat pipe ?
Stranger: I don't even know what that means
You: SAXP YO
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[xxpinkyxx1991]

what does NAW mean lol ?

[benJee_VTR]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: sax-p?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m o f?
You: hi??? what are you? Bent?
You: HUGE BLACK MALE
You: ready to take you
You: to the cleaners
You: you ready?
Stranger: you female?
You: clearly
Stranger: have webcam?
You: im 4"2', phillipino and i love you long time
You: yes
You: thanks
You: its Creative :D
You: You?
Stranger: are u female?
You: i have already disclosed this information
You: yes ffs
You: now cut the shit, where's this CAM i here you speak of
Stranger: have msn?
You: yes thanks
Stranger: what you msn email
Stranger: ?
You: gofuckyourself@pedobear.com
You: get that?
You: Queer
You: eh?
You: not so chatty now
You: add me man
Stranger: wait
You: oooh must be american. thick as shit
You: come on mate, im sweating like a pedo in a playground here
You: dont keep me waiting
You: Im aching for your purple headed womb ferret
Stranger: you offline in msn?
You: you must be fucking kidding me
You: you american?
Stranger: no
You: where you from
You: dont say england
You: you disgrace me if you say UK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




He actually thought that was my email address. he even waited for me to accept

[dj_russell]

Stranger: hi
You: sex
You: sexy sexy
Stranger: m
You: mmm
You: 17 f vietnam
You: u
Stranger: 25 m italy
You: big wliiy
Stranger: do u have yahoo messenger?
You: nt aloud yahoo in dis country
You: u hav big pens
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes
You: hw big
Stranger: about 8,
You: mine bigga
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: no we silence by yamu hirklama
Stranger: ?
You: nt aloud
You: this sit get thru filter
You: i needin money sent 2 my family
Stranger: so?
You: u send
Stranger: bye
You: why
You: u lov me long tim

[E1999G]

You: saxp
Stranger: huh?
You: saxp
Stranger: what does that mena
You: google it
Stranger: still no idea
You: bottle job

[eewun]

You: Saxp!
Stranger: Silence!
Stranger: I'll kill you!!!
You: meh?
You: ha
You: nice....kinda old tho no?
Stranger: Do you have a Prius ?
You: im not gay so no
You: ewhy?
Stranger: OMG
You: ?
Stranger: You're an alien!!!
Stranger: Holy shit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

just weird!

[eewun]

Stranger: male, looking for girl with cam (MSN)
You: LAME!!! get a life mate
You: or a gf?
You: u choose

OWNED!

[JamesR]

I am going to go on this everyday, its too funny.

[saxowebby]

ive oned it for last 30 mins
bout 100 convos sax-p.com yo

[gaz4399]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: saxp
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: one day
Stranger: i will come for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.


this site is epic

[Paul]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: omg
Stranger: thats awesome
Stranger: wow
You: :)
Stranger: is there a link i can get tht
Stranger: so i can make it
Stranger: lol
You: yeah www.saxperience.com
Stranger: where
You: www.saxp.com or www.saxperience.com
Stranger: yeaya
Stranger: where on it
You: oh cant remember
You: u need to look around
You: on forums i think
Stranger: the pedo bear just made my day
You: saxp made your day :y:
Stranger: :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Expect a new member soon lolz.

[gaz4399]

i was just trying to get soemone to guess what saxp was and he gave me a link with photobucket in it. i clicked it and it was a virus

i fail, beware lads. my laptop wont work atm so im writing this on my desktop

the site is hilarious, ive ben on it most of the day

[Viper]

my paedobear wont work properly :(

[saxowebby]

i cant get on it nomore

[Viper]

yay, works now :D

[Shadowdemon]

i was just trying to get soemone to guess what saxp was and he gave me a link with photobucket in it. i clicked it and it was a virus

i fail, beware lads. my laptop wont work atm so im writing this on my desktop

the site is hilarious, ive ben on it most of the day

Haha i told someone to guess they said Suck An Xtra Penis

[gaz4399]

Haha i told someone to guess they said Suck An Xtra Penis

lol, ive restored my laptop and its fine now thank fuck. lesson learned from me tonight

[saxowebby]

got it back yo.


2710 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyyy
You: waddup
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: asl?
You: 14.f.ireland
You: u
Stranger: 15 m usa
Stranger: =)
You: u got sax-p
Stranger: haha sax?
Stranger: or sex?
You: sax-p
Stranger: whats that haha?
You: a website im on
Stranger: haha nah i dont got sax then
You: people who use saxophones in different ways than normal
Stranger: oh haha
Stranger: cool
You: u shud join
You: www.sax-p.com
Stranger: haha maybe
Stranger: do u have a picture of u?
You: on sax-p
Stranger: i have one
You: on forum on photos
You: look for vtr turbo







word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hullo
You: my mom said never talk to strangers
You have disconnected

[saxowebby]

hahaha epic one.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hhherrrrrowwww
You: sax-p
Stranger: my name is snarf
Stranger: snarf snarf
You: name is vtr yo
Stranger: snarf
You: ill snarf ur car off da line blud
Stranger: snarf snarf
You: i haz got 340bhp yo
You: lexus lights, super chip, and fogs blud
Stranger: i got a 2006 dodge charger srt8
Stranger: it will kill ur piece of shit
You: wa ever
Stranger: and my nigga copped the 2010 camaro srt8
Stranger: ss*
You: 2010
Stranger: yeah son
You: wow its only 2009
Stranger: u aint saw the new camaro
Stranger: ur retarded huh
Stranger: u know nothing about cars
You: i knw ma sax will kik ur ass str8 blud
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Stranger: how much hp
Stranger: do u even kno what hp is
You: u got lexus lites, 8" backbox, super chip, electric supercharger
You: 340
You: can get 380 wiv fogs on
Stranger: first off who cares about the fuckin lights u cant even see my lights id blow u away so quickly
Stranger: and i dont even know what a sax is
You: exactly
Stranger: clearly nothing
You: cus it ill piss ya
You: sax-p bitch
You: sax-p.com
Stranger: if ur sittin here talking about lights and 8' backtop u clearly have a spicked out piece of shit
You: sum ov da quickets cars out blud
Stranger: hahahahahahahah
You: yer man
Stranger: ok ur fuckin dumb as shit
Stranger: go kill urself
You: electric superchargers
Stranger: ur mom never loved u
You: add 200 bhp
Stranger: 200 hp is nuffin
You: ur dad loves me
Stranger: my dads in jail
Stranger: for murder
You: cus he loves me
Stranger: yeah dog
Stranger: come race me anytime
You: he was jealous of ur uncle
Stranger: boston ma
You: cus ur uncle also loved me, so he killed him
You: im from birmingham blud
Stranger: nah he killed a faggot like u that cant handle himself
Stranger: what the fuck is blud
You: ive got my cock in my hand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Matt67]

Stranger: why cant i have diareah
You: because your still full of shit
You: ba dumm

[Shadowdemon]

You: james ?
Stranger: tina?
You: yeah out of all the people whats the chances we'd meet up :O
Stranger: incredible
Stranger: its a small world
You: tell me about it anyway last time i saw you you where going to the chemist to get your crab cream .... you got that sorted yet ?
Stranger: i got them from you you bastard
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


What the fuck lol

[1991Tom]

there was a bit of convo before this lol

You: You heard of sax-p?
You: :D
Stranger: whats that
You: its a car site :)
You: its a really good site that honestly is better than porn :D
You: lol
Stranger: well i guess ill have to it out then
Stranger: im just gonna say this u wanna have u know like sex through the computer
You: well i have once on this :) was kinda fun :D
You: through msn yeah?
You: depends on what you look like TBH
Stranger: like mad hot i dont have any pics though and we cant do it through the msn though
You: shame :/
You: thats what people usally ask for :) but their fat ugly people lol
You: i dont use anything else TBH
You: although i use sax-p :)
Stranger: kay how do u use that
Stranger: cmon lets just start
You: simples
You: im undoing your belt
You: n see your sexy ass buldge in you pants :)
You: what you gunna do next?
You: im in a tight mini skirt n tank top :)
You: im gunna be honest im really horny lol
Stranger: i slowly undo ur skirt
You: i fuckin love this site :D
You: :D
Stranger: Pull ur panties off
Stranger: U unclip ur bra
You: honey im not wearing a bra hehe
You: i take your cock out n licking you all over!
You: then i kiss you
You: throw you onto the bed :
You: :)
Stranger: then u take ur shirt off ur fully undressed
Stranger: i start eating ur pussy
You: OMG feels so good
You: i handcuff you to the bed facing down :)
You: then jump on your back
You: as i jump on you back i thrust my cock straight up your ass n pound away like there is no tommorrow :D
You: sax-p my cunt
Stranger: u have a cock
You: no strap on honey :D
You: most of the people on here want that?
You: not you?
Stranger: then u let me go
Stranger: and... take it away
You: awww
You: i wanted to dominate you with my saxp LD
You: :D*
You: i ride you like there is nothing before
You: you hard?
Stranger: hell yes
Stranger: tell me wat to do
You: imagine me kissing all over as i rub your cok
You: cock*
You:
You: then imagine that im a guy that is fucking you around for fun n this shit is fucking hilarious!!!! LMAO __________________________________________________ ______________________________________________
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[WillSly]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: sax-p?
You: SAXP?
You: SAAAAXP!
Stranger: 9hQygW
Stranger: hi m or f
You: what about d?
Stranger: u first
You: what?
Stranger: male or female ?
You: I'm D!
Stranger: oh then fuck u

[Shadowdemon]

Best one by miles !! ^^

[Shadowdemon]

1991Tama's one is the best :D

[JamesR]

lol this has potential to be the longes thread ever...

you: I have just snapped my banjo
Stranger: Why did you do that?
You: I pulled it too hard
Stranger: Why did yu pull your banjo?
You: I was having a wank
Stranger: with a banjo?
You: No with my hand
Stranger: You just said you snapped your banjo?
You: yes my banjo, the thing that holds my forskin up
Stranger: I dont have forskin
You: Because your a f**king j*w!
Stranger: so?
You: hahahahha
Stranger: whats funny?
You: You have no 4skin, or banjo.

And he left :)

[saxowebby]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: sax-p?
You: SAXP?
You: SAAAAXP!
Stranger: 9hQygW
Stranger: hi m or f
You: what about d?
Stranger: u first
You: what?
Stranger: male or female ?
You: I'm D!
Stranger: oh then fuck u



must of been ownd by the sax-p crew and joined

[saxowebby]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: So what is your reason for being on here?
You: lonesome
You: i need some sax-p
Stranger: ....
You: have u got sax-p
You: can u help
Stranger: i have a saxaphone, is that what you mean?
You: no
You: sax-p.com
Stranger: ill have a look

[WillSly]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: q/p?
Stranger: male
Stranger: u?
You: would you like a q or a p?
Stranger: whats the mean?
You: guess
Stranger: sorry i new people in omegle
You: so is everyone
You: randomness is fun
You: so choose one
Stranger: ahaa
Stranger: i choose q..
Stranger: but,,whats the mean?
You: YOU CHOSE QUACK?
Stranger: if p?
You: that was pooey smell
You: but....QUACK?
Stranger: ahahaa
Stranger: what quack?
You: it's the sound a duck makes
You: when quacking
Stranger: ahaa\quack..quack\
You: yes, quack
Stranger: guk..
Stranger: guk
Stranger: its dog
You: what's a dog now? a quack is a dog?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: thats for my country
You: so ducks make dogs?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: yeah
You: why would dogs attack birds then?
Stranger: where do u from?
You: surely that's very un-quacky of them!
You: uk
Stranger: ahaaa
Stranger: hey
You: hi
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[WillSly]

must of been ownd by the sax-p crew and joined
yeah actually..this is so fun!

[WillSly]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: HELLO FOLK
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU
You: I LIKE CAPS TOO
You: THEY MAKE ME HAPPY
Stranger: I AM FROM MARS
Stranger: !!!
You: I LIKE MARS
You: IT HAS LOTS OF REDNESS
Stranger: I HATE EARTH
You: DO YOU LIKE MARS?
Stranger: IMA KILL IT!!
You: HOW?
Stranger: SUPER RAY GUN!
You: MADE OF WHAT?
You: SAX-P?
Stranger: BALLS
You: THAT ARE MADE OF WHAT?
You: GOATS?
Stranger: BALLLLS OF BALLS
You: HOW CAN THEY BE MADE OF THEMSELF?
Stranger: UMMM
Stranger: I KILL YOU
You: ARE THEY MADE OF CAPS?
Stranger: WOW
You: DO YOU KILL CAPS?
Stranger: THIS IS COOL
Stranger: IM FROM ALIEN WORLD
Stranger: I SPEAK NO ENGLISH
You: YOU SPEAK SOME ENGLISH
Stranger: I DO??
You: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SPEAKING IT
You: FOOL
Stranger: AHH!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THIS IS WIGNLISH!
Stranger: SILLY MAN!
You: IS IT WHAT THE BALLS ARE MADE OF?
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: SILLY MEN!
You: WHAT ABOUT THE COFFEE?
Stranger: UMM
You: AND THE TREE?
Stranger: I DRINK THAT
You: AND THE GOAT?
You: YOU DRINK TREES?
Stranger: UMM
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I LOVE TREES
Stranger: I HUG AND FUCK
TREES
Stranger: YOU DO?
You: NOT THE CACTUSES
You: YOU CAN HAVE THEM
Stranger: OH
Stranger: I WILL
Stranger: I EAT DEM!
Stranger: THEY SPIKEY
Stranger: MY TEETH SPIKEY TOO
You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR GUN?
You: IS THAT SPIKY?
Stranger: MY GUN IS SPIKEY AND DICKY
You: AND MADE OF GOAT?
Stranger: YEAH
You: OOOH...SHOOT ME WITH IT THEN
Stranger: YOU WANNA COME TO MARS
You: I LIKE GOAT
Stranger: OH COOL
Stranger: I HAVE FAT GOAT
You: I WANA HAVE YOUR MAGIC GOAT
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: ONLY FOR VIP
You: THE ONE THAT LIVES ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ONLY FOR VIP
You: AND STICKS OUT....
You: YOU KNOW WHICH GOAT?
Stranger: YEA YEAH
Stranger: MY NOSE
You: NO..HIGHER UP
Stranger: OH
Stranger: MY HAND
You: NO
You: IT'S ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: MY SPIJKEY MOWGHA|

You: THE ONE ON YOUR HEAD, OUI
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: SPIKEY MOGAUAHHA
You: MAY I HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT?
Stranger: NO
You: AND COFFEE?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ONLY BEER
You: I LIKE COFFEE
You: AND CHIPS
You: NO BEER AND NO COFFEE MAKE ME CRAZY
Stranger: OH WELL
You: I LIKE CRAZY
You: CRAZY KEELS YOU
Stranger: CRZY IS GUD ON MT PLANET
You: YOUR PLANET IS YOUR PATHETIC HEAD FOOL
Stranger: THNK U
You: IT'S BIGGER THAN A PEA BUT SMALLER THAN AN ANT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YOUR CORRET
You: AND LIVES IN THE MAGIC WORLD OF STUPID
Stranger: HIGH FIVE??
You: HIGH SEVEN?
Stranger: AHH YES
Stranger: HIGH #)
You: LOW?
Stranger: No
You: HIGH HO!
Stranger: DOW!
You: DOW?
Stranger: DOW DOW
You: I LIKE DOW
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: COOL
You: IT HAS COFFEE
You: DO YOU HAVE COFFEE?
Stranger: YEAH
You: WHY CAN'T I HAVE IT THEN?
Stranger: CUZ ITS RARE NIGGER COFFEE
You: I LIKE RARE COFFEE
You: DON'T BE RACIST THOUGH
You: IT'S NOT NICE
Stranger: IM NOT?
Stranger: ITS THE COLOR!
You: NEITHER IS YOUR FRACE
Stranger: NOT PERSON
Stranger: SILLY
You: NAH, IT'S NOT
You: ITS A REFERENCE TO SLAVERY
You: AND APARTHEID
You: IDIOT
Stranger: OH
Stranger: I LIVE ON MARS
Stranger: I DONT KNOW CTHIS
You: YOU KNOW ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF STUFF THERE IS IN A COFFEE BEAN?
You: MORE THAN THERE IS BETWEEN YOUR EARS!
You: EVEN IN MARS...I THINK IT MUST HAVE FLOATED AWAY
You: THOUGH...I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING FLOAT AWAY
Connection imploded.

Damn! That was the best conversation I've ever had!

[Predator_R32]

LMAO the leading on is the best

Stranger: horny?
You: sax-p
You: yeah
You: male or female
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: m
Stranger: yeah
You: you first
Stranger: hmm, so im in my shower
Stranger: the water is on full blast
You: i walk in
Stranger: i cant hear anything, but the door is open
You: i walk in in hot pants and high heels
Stranger: i hear something clicking outside the shower
Stranger: i look out and see you
You: i rub myself
Stranger: i duck back a little to hide my huge erection
You: i walk in and slip off my hot pants leaving just the high heels on
Stranger: i walk up to you and kiss your neck
You: i then turn you around
Stranger: bite your earlobs
Stranger: yeah?
You: i smack your arse
You: whip out my penis
You: and run its pedo bear
You: __________________________________________________ ______________________________________________
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Stranger: F UUUUU
You: mmmmm you love it

[dj_russell]

LMFAO start a convo with yo blud i cant get 1 person to stay online after that.

[dj_russell]

Stranger: hi
You: hay jo wadaya no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dj_russell]

Stranger: Hello Stranger, my name is Doctor Sbaitso.

I am here to help you.
Say whatever is in your mind freely,
our conversation will be kept in strict confidence.
Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave,

So, tell me about your problems.
You: hello sir
You: my wife leave me
Stranger: hello stranger, i am doctor sbaitso, what is your problem?
You: she hav sex wiv my brother
Stranger: what about the in-laws?
You: he have sex with them 2
You: i catch them all in bed
Stranger: why are you so interested in sex?
You: that happened that why
Stranger: the reason is beyond my artificial reasoning
You: so wat do u prescribe sir
You: my family are all incest
Stranger: don't talk about me, let's talk about sexy stuffs
Stranger: please give me more information about it
You: well my brother billo 1st he make a rape on my sister sanjeev he is a she but he not admit it
You: then i catch my wife in bewd with my father mother brother and sister
You: my father was sexing my sister
Stranger: your brother is how many years older than you?
You: my mother was ontop of my wife
You: he is 2 years older
Stranger: is there any love left?
You: yes
You: i love very much
You: but my wife leave me
Stranger: are you absolutely positive?
You: she left me 2 marry a cat before but she came round
You: now she leave me 4 family
Stranger: what are your real problems?
You: this sir

[WillSly]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f ?
You: d
Stranger: d ? :d
You: it stands for dodo
You: I'm the last one
Stranger: dodo
Stranger: u gay mısın aq :D
You: what?
Stranger: u r female or male ?
Stranger: ı dont know dodo means
Stranger: :d
You: dodo's are magical
You: we're mostly extincy
You: *extinct
You: except from me
You: I'm the last one see
Stranger: hah
You: are you the last dodo too?
Stranger: give me msn :D
You: the_last_melon@guess_the_movie_reference.com
Stranger: oha aq :D
Stranger: u add serhat_q4134@hotmail.com
You: it doesn't say anything about melons though
You: or dodo's
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was fun :)

[Matty_VTR]

I just want to have a nice chat with someone, its not going too well so far :(

[VTomR]

i just had some one believeing me that i was the lead singer of Kings of leon haha, people are so gullable.

[boabVTR]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 31 male (waiting for sex change got my tits done tho) glasgow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that conversation went well i thought lmao

[JamesR]

Omegle is full of advertising robots :wacko:

Anyone else getting this? I havnt had a convo with a human being yet, just porn advertising robots.

[gazwhittle]

result :P bird from chester

clicky
(http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAAMd_vXD6XkO79uzTR06-gITbUhvaQvt6aSiNeErByqzaty_7eSE0LXL1wysz_09ASZm_Gg dEZ-qUuoIICJ-EDxsAm1T1UFh1TpSROHo-6IKzCc-imsihVgEo.jpg)

shit got disconnected big mistake asking her to tag team :P

[benJee_VTR]

mate she looks like she could eat an apple through a letter box



;)

[McGuire86]

Stranger: how old
You: old enough for a saxo yo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol this site is too funny

[josh1989]

i must be so uncool cos i don't get this whole pedo bear thing and that ascii thing looks like a load of blobs and a pair of legs at the bottom, makes no sense and google is no help explain? :)

[gazwhittle]

you dont no what ascii is or the code ?

ascii means American Standard Code for Information Interchange

[Matty_VTR]

You: how old are you btw?
Stranger: 19
You: ahh cool. are you in college?
Stranger: yh you ?
You: yea well University
Stranger: welll i also work att hooters :)
Stranger: but on the side
You: nice ;)

[Roj]

i am getting alot of ??? after just saying sax p? ha

[WillSly]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: are you a coffee?
Stranger: no
You: I am a coffee
Stranger: i am a tea
You: ah :)
You: tea is a thing
You: a thing is another thing
You: and another thing is complicated
You: coffee is complicated
Stranger: u solve the secter of life
Stranger: solved
You: with coffee
Stranger: *secret
Stranger: all the things are complicated
You: ah..but are they
You: ?
You: I mean..all complicated questions have a simple answer
Stranger: one thing and another thing = things
You: they are just hard to find
You: I like things
You: trees are things
You: do you like trees?
Stranger: now u can go sleep
You: I could
You: but I'm not going to
Stranger: and u can trees on your dreams
You: nahh
Stranger: u can account these
You: I like trees in reality
You: do you like trees?
Stranger: what type of trees
You: all types
Stranger: apple threee
Stranger: and balck horse
Stranger: black horse
You: that is a horse
You: silly you
Stranger: who dont like trees?
You: I mix up horses and trees sometimes too
You: they are very similar
Stranger: i like this converstion
You: I like trees...
You: this conversation is about trees
You: I like this conversation
Stranger: i like apples on the trees
You: I like the pears on the apple trees
You: and the bannanas too
Stranger: banana trees are not high
You: my apple trees are magical
You: they grow all the fruit..except for the one you want
Stranger: what kind of magic
You: special magic
Stranger: to kill snow white
You: the kind that grows in your hand
You: and in your nose
You: and is made of coffee
You: coffee is magic juice you see
Stranger: to keep you aware
You: about the greatness of coffee
You: I like coffee
You: I like trees
Stranger: with milk
You: trees are made of coffee
Stranger: witk apple
You: and sprouts
Stranger: coffe with apple
You: and dog
You: and cat
You: and horse
You: and sister
You: and glasses
You: and hair
You: and radiators
Stranger: hazelnut
Stranger: in the coffee
You: ahh..they're different
You: they're made of antistuff
You: antistuff is made of tea
You: do you like tea?
Stranger: yea , i like myself
You: I don't though
You: (like tea that is)
You: I am a person, not an antiperson
Stranger: i tought that u were caffee
Stranger: not a human being
Stranger: u are not person
You: someone is a coffee person is a human being
You: someone is a tea person is an anti human being
You: simples
Stranger: a person drinks too much coffee
You: no
You: that is not possible
Stranger: i think it is possible
Stranger: ian the result is you
You: that's because you're an antiperson
You: antipeople despise coffe
You: *coffee
You: as it is superior to tea
You: it can kill tea see?
Stranger: *antiperson kills coffee*
You: ahh..other way around I am afraid
You: person is made of coffee
You: antiperson is made of tea
Stranger: u need some milk
You: coffee kills tea
You: no milk required
Stranger: then i will dirnk u
Stranger: drink
Stranger: i like coffee tih milk
Stranger: with
You: ahh..not quite that simple
You: I mean..can you drink gases?
You: or ice?
Stranger: i drank aant the game is over
You: is it?
You: I like this game
You: I like trees
You: I like coffee
You: I like this conversation about trees and coffee and a game too
Stranger: i like the coffee which is run out of
Stranger: i drunk all of u as a antiperson
You: I am not an antiperson!
Stranger: only tea exisist now
You: I am a person!
You: aaaaaaargh
You: noooo
You: zombies!
You: tea people are zombies see?
Stranger: take a nap
You: nah...
You: too scared of zombies now
You: and a lack of coffee
You: as I am a coffee person
You: are you?
You: you could be a dual person if you like, that likes both tea AND coffee...they are very magical
You: and laugh at us people..especially you tea people
You: are you still there?
You: aah I see...one of the many flaws of being a tea person...
You: slowness of typing
You: coffee magic fixes that
You: in fact...coffee magic fixes everything..even zombyness
Connection imploded.

[CaptainYid]

You: SAXP FTW! Y0!
Stranger: wut it is
You: ITS SAX-P
You: i hear its ftw...
Stranger: depends on your perspective
You: well i believe it is mst definatly ftw
Stranger: but for what purpose?
You: the purpose of it winning
Stranger: what winning? The world?
You: yep
Stranger: the world doesn't win
Stranger: its an object
Stranger: objects don't win
You: it does thanks to sax-p
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: all is possible if you believe in sax-p

[josh1989]

you dont no what ascii is or the code ?

ascii means American Standard Code for Information Interchange

i know what ascii is, i just cant read that big ass picture :)

[Roj]

Stranger: hi~
You: sax p?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ha, i think he must have had it already this evening.

[VTomR]

pmsl at willsly one

[CaptainYid]

You: sax p?
Stranger: no i was a trombone player
You: i bet you was!
Stranger: no really I was. I was all region one year. i didnt make it to state though
Stranger: turns out I couldnt blow hard enough.... *wink wink*. but seriously though. I played trombone for like 5 years
You: im sure there was nothing wrong with your playing LOL!

[Matty_VTR]

muhahaha

You: sax-p?
Stranger: sex?
You: sax
You: -p
Stranger: sex?
You: sax
You: -p
Stranger: sex?
You: sax
You: -p
Stranger: sex?
You: sax
You: -p
You: sax-p
You: no?
You: nevermind
Stranger: sex p?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[bootsey]

dont like it more :(
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: you ok
You: yh u
Stranger: ye not bad.
You: howold r u
Stranger: ''/ 13? :)
Stranger: you
You: 85
Stranger: your a old cunt ent yoyu
Stranger: by by pedo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CaptainYid]

ive actually given up now looking for other sax p guys on there. got laods of abuse aswell lool

[bootsey]

You: sax p
Stranger: whats up
You: saxp
Stranger: what does that stand for?
You: guess
Stranger: Saxaphone
Stranger: ?
You: fail
Stranger: help me out
You: the first word starts with s
Stranger: sex?
You: fail
Stranger: sports?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[E1999G]

You: saxp
Stranger: is that a new way to say asl ?
You: work it out
Stranger: sex, age, x-perience ?
Stranger: x-perience concerning what tthen ?
You: well u will have to figure that one out
Stranger: hum
Stranger: or is it se-x-ual position ?
You: maybe google it that will help

[benJee_VTR]

Connecting to server...

You: sax-p?
Stranger: hey
You: o HAI
You: you can haz sax-p?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: not now
You: i hope to god you're lying
You: you know what it is?
Stranger: no
You: Google that shit y0
Stranger: what it is?
You: sax-p
You: what you reccon it is?
Stranger: i dont wanna do
You: nothing can happen if you google it
Stranger: i know it is sex
You: its not porn
You: well, its car porn
You: you have safe search on dont you?
You: I swear on your life it's not porn
Stranger: no
You: i have my cock in my hand
You: do you?
Stranger: ok fine for u
You: you know it
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[benJee_VTR]

Short and Sweet

Connecting to server...

Stranger: My wife cheated on me through the internet.
You: i have my cock in my hand. awesome.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[McGuire86]

Hahaha
im guna go and connect again

Stranger: hello :)
You: Oh Haii
Stranger: from? :)
You: saxp yo
Stranger: sweden :P

You: hot swedish chick ?
Stranger: no im gay :P
You: bah
You have disconnected

LOL Fail.

[Dazed]

You: brb i need to go and deposit some bum rubbish
Stranger: how much is it about?
You: a fair amount
Stranger: what do you think about sharing it?
You: you mean you want some of the bum rubbish?
Stranger: what is bum rubbish?
You: are you serious
You: rubbish = waste
You: bum = anus
You: put them together
You: anus waste
Stranger: thanks
You: its ok
You: are we friends now?
Stranger: this is not for me buddy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Liamm]

im in the middle of a normal conversation with a lass from NY
shes sent me a couple of pics (not dirty though)

giving me something to do coz im bored tonight :L

[PhoenixSaxo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: what are you doing rihg tnow?
You: Saxp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quick Convo :P

[stinkycheese]

this made me lololololol


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: What do you truly believe
You: will you lick cheese off my face?
Stranger: So long as it is havarti
You: havarti?
Stranger: Havarti cheese
Stranger: Are you not familiar?
You: never heard of it
Stranger: You havent lived until you have had havarti
Stranger: Try it. Now.
You: my fav is haloumi
Stranger: What about beer cheese
Stranger: Or roguefort.
Stranger: goat cheese?
You: dick cheese?
Stranger: definitely.
You: s-m-e-g-maaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: stinkycheese, man.
You: saxp?
Stranger: qwrjw?
You: lulz
Stranger: jkjklollawluraqt.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[readie]

hahahahaha

Stranger: [Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender.]

WTFFFFF

[Matty_VTR]

hahahahaha

Stranger: [Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender.]

WTFFFFF

I hope that wasn't me

[readie]

haha nope that wasnt you was the person before you

[Stefan]

Stranger: ARE YOU ASAIN?
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:y:

[Liamm]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: ass man or boob man?
You: ohhhh tough choice
You: boobs i think
Stranger: bummer
Stranger: my ass is better
You: any pics of said ass then?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: damn, too young1
You: how old r yu?
Stranger: 34
Stranger: lol
You: hey doesnt bother me :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

i was up for some possible MILF action to :(

[Viper]

well, im currently pretending to be a 13 yr old girl..

i must be taking to a pedo. LOL

seeing as we have been cyber sexing. FTW

[Viper]

ok.. this has turned hilarious

the newest member....

is the person ive been speaking to on omegle.

ive led a paedo to saxp. sorry simo :panic::panic::panic:

[McGuire86]

HAHAHA that made me laugh

[Viper]

i think i might win with this one ;)

especially as the guy has made a post in the newbies section


two warnings. one.. Strong Adult language and implications. (and one underage girl...) two... its HUGE!!


Stranger: hi
Stranger: f
Stranger: cam?
You: hi
You: yes and yes
Stranger: ooooooo
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'm man with cam
You: cool
You: want me to flash my gash?
Stranger: yes
You: *flashes gash*
Stranger: you have i mees, msn
Stranger: or smething
Stranger: to see eachother
You: msn ftw
You: but whats in it for me
Stranger: what do u want?
You: what can i have ;)
Stranger: i would do whatever u say
Stranger: and u 2
Stranger: the same
You: you will do whatever i say?
You: i like the sound of that
You: do you really mean, 'whatever'
Stranger: what do u have in mind?
You: well i have a very strong imagination
Stranger: k
You: i want to cyber you
Stranger: me 2
You: sod the cameras
Stranger: ok
You: lets to it on here!
You: *do
Stranger: k
Stranger: i'm in
You: i want you to start stroking yourself
You: describe it to me
You: tell me what you feel!
Stranger: i'm geting ny t-shirt down
Stranger: and i feel horn
Stranger: very
Stranger: i want to satisfy u
You: all in good time
You: how do you feel
Stranger: yes of course
You: are you getting hard?
Stranger: harder and harder
You: ohh wow
You: im loving this
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: are u wet?
You: almost ;)
You: i need you to talk dirty to get me wet
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: i want to fuck u with my hard cock
You: you're not a shy one are you ;)
Stranger: and i want to get into you very hard
Stranger: no
You: its all big and hard now?
Stranger: allmost
Stranger: say something naugthy
You: im running my vibrator all over my nipples
You: its driving me crazy!
Stranger: oooooooo my
Stranger: i'm just there
You: im starting to play with my bum too
You: is that making you harder?
Stranger: and i with my cock
You: your playing with your bum too?
You: awesome
Stranger: yes it have
You: awesome
You: im starting to get wet now!
You: im going to slip a finger in
You: its soo tight
You: i have such fat fingers
Stranger: i want you to such my cock
Stranger: now
You: ok! i want nothing more than your throbbing cock
You: im going to lick it all round
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: thats to good
You: im going to stop now, turn you round
You: and lick your bum a bit
You: and wank you off.
You: think of it as a human trombone
You: damn this is good. im loving it soo much
Stranger: i want to see you
Stranger: and u me
You: ill go and get a mirror
Stranger: it will be much better
You: or i might start filming it
You: im getting the camera out
Stranger: turn on the cam
You: but im going to rub myself with it first
Stranger: and give me yr id
You: my id?
Stranger: to see u
You: thats not sexy
Stranger: to have much cybersex
You: speaking of ID. how old are you?
Stranger: 21
You: cool
You: i like an older guy
Stranger: how old are u?
You: i love experience
You: 13
You: im soo wet
You: i want you to fuck me
Stranger: o my o my
Stranger: give it to me
You: soo young and tight
You: tell me how you are going to take me
Stranger: im going to put u over me and let u ride me
You: like a rocking horse?
You: i love those
You: how big are you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like that
Stranger: 18 cm
Stranger: my cock
Stranger: i'm 1,78 m
You: is that it?
You: oh well, will have to do
You: make sure you push hard!
Stranger: i'll do it
You: not too hard though, this is my first time
You: i dont want it to hurt
Stranger: a vagina has only 10 cm
You: im only young, probably not 10 yet
You: so be gentle
Stranger: k
Stranger: i'll make a good defloriatoion
You: i hope so
You: i want this to be special
You: most people are put off my age. but i know you are special for keep going
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like youger girls
You: cool
You: where are you from
Stranger: u first
Stranger: i'm older
You: im from manchester
You: and you?
Stranger: me from london
You: cool
You: i can get direct trains there
You: childs price too :)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: :)
You: do you fancy meeting up some time?
You: maybe we could do this for real!
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: but first i have to see on web
You: ok
You: i have a profile on saxp
You: you could make a profile on there too and say hi!
You: i will be the first to say hi back :D
You: i cant wait to meet you for real!
Stranger: send me te link
You: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=16
You: just register and make a new thread in there
You: whats your name, so i know when you have signed up?
Stranger: cosstty
You: ok :)
You: by the way are you still hard ;)
You: im gagging for it again!!
Stranger: yes i'm hard
You: tell me how you are going to have me this time
Stranger: me on top
You: oh yeh, dominate me!
Stranger: and ride u like a bitch
You: yeh
You: yeh call me a bitch!
You: tell me what a whore i am
Stranger: yes u are
You: keep fucking me hard
Stranger: What letter is placed immediately to the right of the letter s in the title of this website
You: a
Stranger: waht should i answer?
You: it should be a
You: you multi taking. fucking me and signing up!
You: im sooooo hot for you right now
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm there
Stranger: how can i see u?
You: i dont see you
You: make a post in the 'newbies section'
Stranger: yr id?
You: if you post up saying that youve been talking to odeap :)
You: i want you to pull out and cum on my tits
Stranger: i'll cum right now
You: blow your load all over my face and boobs!
You: im going to eat it all up!
Stranger: eat it it so nasty
Stranger: now i want to see u
You: have you posted up yet?
You: its the only way i can see you
Stranger: hold a sec
Stranger: ready
You: ok, ill go and find it!
You: still looking for it still new to the site myself lol
You: you ready to go again after your load?
You: or do you need to 'recover'
Stranger: ready
You: oh wow. you are a big lad arent you :D
You: now what you going to do to me!



the conversation is still going strongly as well... i think ive made a friend for life :hug:

[Cal]

Get his IP address lol

[Viper]

lol. admins will be able to.

lets report him to the feds

[JamesR]

I always catch peedos out, and at the end pretend to be police, and say i have his IP address and location. And they instantly leave haha

[Viper]

yeh. this guy is on saxp though... lol

and still talking on omegle!!!!!

[JamesR]

I have given up with it now, all i get is stupid advert robots :(

Stranger: nm
Stranger: I'll cyber with you if you complete this for me: http://bit.ly/Hfmk
Stranger: Fill this out and I will do what you want http://bit.ly/5Hfk
Stranger: I'll cyber with you if you complete this for me: http://bit.ly/5Hmk
Stranger: u?
Stranger: I'll cyber with you if you complete this for me: http://bit.ly/5Hmk

Get this one 9 times out of 10:

Stranger: hi, this thing is crazy, just msg me on this site http://cli.gs/8hMzE its free to join, my name is hannah32, lets chat!

And this one:

Stranger: holy shit is just won a $500 grocery card, get it while its hot i guess http://cli.gs/Begye

[Viper]

lol. paedophile baiting is hilarious. im on msn with him now :D made an extra special address for him too.

odeap1@hotmail.com

[Matty_VTR]

Tom I love you :)

[Viper]

lol matt.

this is pretty epic to say the least!

[JamesR]

lol. paedophile baiting is hilarious. im on msn with him now :D made an extra special address for him too.

odeap1@hotmail.com

Just added him ;)

DAMN, he said " I dont talk to people i dont know "

So i gave him a load of abuse then deleted him :p

[Viper]

lmao.

that was me you tard. LMAO

[PSPDan]

Wow someone asked if I'd like to see his dick on webcam.

[JamesR]

lmao.

that was me you tard. LMAO

Really? why didnt you say lol

you might have guessed it would have been someone off here haha


You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: f...x
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: u?
Stranger: How are you?
Stranger: Male
You: ;) :P
You: Am fine thanks
Stranger: looking for normal convo or trade pics
You: i dont know, we shall have to see
Stranger: You dont know
You: can you send me a pic of your gooch?
Stranger: gooch?
You: yes your gooch
Stranger: What is that?
You: You dont know what a gooch is :S
Stranger: but I'd rather be sure first
You: :O really ?
Stranger: Dont want to send a pic of my arm
Stranger: when u meant feet =P
You: its the pice of skin between your arse hole and your sack
Stranger: How old are you?
You: can you put some yoghurt and hunny on it and have your dog lick it off on webcam?
You: i am 34
Stranger: I....
Stranger: dont have a dog?
You: your sister?
Stranger: stop wasting my time bitch
You: soory *cry(
Stranger: good
You: what about...
You: you staple your gooch to your heel and then tape pic and send me?
Stranger: yawn
You: Superglue your 4kin up?
Stranger: booooorrrrring
You: wipe party hoop with sand paper?
You: 900 grain.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[McGuire86]

lmao.

that was me you tard. LMAO

HAHAHA this thread just gets better and beter rofl

[Viper]

lmao at the number of people who added the odeap address!! HAHAHA

the convo is now over with this guy though... i told him he was making me hard :y: sort of threw him off a bit

[PSPDan]

lmao at the number of people who added the odeap address!! HAHAHA

the convo is now over with this guy though... i told him he was making me hard :y: sort of threw him off a bit

The fact he made a thread in the newbies section has literally made my year.

Didn't he wonder what a 13 year old nymphomaniac was doing on a Saxo enthusiast's forum?

[Viper]

LOL. fuck knows

was claiming to be a 14 yr old after i demanded he 'tickled my balls'

not that i believe that....

[JamesR]

I think am onto a winner here lads, might be getting a 19 year old girl to fist her hoop :P

You: fist your A hole, it feels good. Ok so you mightent shit right for a week but oh well
Stranger: lol
You: well?
Stranger: i can't fit it in >.<
You: little finger
Stranger: ok
You: ...
Stranger: ok i have 3 fingers in
Stranger: it hurts but its strangely arousing

UNBELIEVABLE! I am going to say " Pics or your lying " fingers crossed! haha

Let the side down for you here lads:

You: pics or your lying
Stranger: haha
You: :?
Stranger: no cam on hand
You: phone cam
Stranger: no way to get it on computer from phone
You: YOUR SHIT THEN ARNT YOU!
You have disconnected.

[Viper]

i feel chances of failure are high

[JamesR]

i feel chances of failure are high

Came bloody close though XD

[stinkycheese]

wow, nightime saxp is fucked up

[JamesR]

wow, nightime saxp is fucked up

Only just realised? lolz

At night sax-p goes strange, but by morning there is no evidence of what went on most of the time.

[Viper]

LOL, very true

off to bed, being 13 is very tiring

[Mieran]

Some lass sent me her pic, probably bullshit

http://i29.tinypic.com/a1689f.jpg

[JamesR]

Stranger: selam :)
You: are you a arab?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: why ask

and he disconnected. I am getting blown up or shot arnt i...

[jallen]

Stranger: Looking for a girl with kaleidoscope eyes
You: thats me
You: dude
You: man up
You: plz
You: man up
Stranger: read
Stranger: listen
Stranger: and grow up

[Liamm]

i got sent a pic of a penis (a small one at that)

You: hii
Stranger: guy? girl?
You: guy
Stranger: like guys?
You: yeah
Stranger: got nudes?
You: depends, have you?
Stranger: i do
You: prove it?
Stranger: {LINK WENT HERE}
You: that it man? your proud of that? :L
Stranger: lol
Stranger: show me yours :F
You: no ta i dont go round showin my cock to any strange men you f**king wierdo :L

[Liamm]

ok, word of advice people, ive had another pic of a cock sent now, he didnt tell me what the link was, so any men on here pretending to be female, watch yourselves :L

[DannyBSaxo]

You: i just love to eat pussy
Stranger: well i can help you there
You: oh good i havent eaten a good cat in days
You: do you have tabby?
Stranger: omg are you serious
You: Yeh im getting bored of the taste of people

Then she disconnected haha, i love the person who found this site

[AkuskaUK]

You: i just love to eat pussy
Stranger: well i can help you there
You: oh good i havent eaten a good cat in days
You: do you have tabby?
Stranger: omg are you serious
You: Yeh im getting bored of the taste of people

Then she disconnected haha, i love the person who found this site

AHAHAHHAHAA i love this site:

You: Hello!
Stranger: Hello lover.
You: please say your a girl

DISCONNECT :D


seriously, are they all from Canada on this site? ive had 6 in a row from there!

[AkuskaUK]

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^ Randomer sent to me :D

[DannyBSaxo]

AHAHAHHAHAA i love this site:

You: Hello!
Stranger: Hello lover.
You: please say your a girl

DISCONNECT :D


seriously, are they all from Canada on this site? ive had 6 in a row from there!

I know what u mean ive spoke to like 8 people, 6 from Canada

[DannyBSaxo]

haha that bear is amazing :D

[DannyBSaxo]

Stranger: CAROLINE?! is that you?!
You: haha
You: maybe
Stranger: oh baby.
Stranger: please dont leave me.
Stranger: i love you.
Stranger: will you marry me?
You: wtf
Stranger: babes?
Stranger: are you okay honey?

[vtrsarah]

ok.. this has turned hilarious

the newest member....

is the person ive been speaking to on omegle.

ive led a paedo to saxp. sorry simo :panic::panic::panic:

lmao thanks alot lol :boxing:

[dj_russell]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: HELLO OVER THERE
You: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/index.php
Stranger: IS THIS ABOUT THE SAXOPHONE
You: join up
You: yeye
Stranger: WHY SHOULD I CONSIDER THE SAXOPHONE
You: u tried but fucking a flute
You: i can play a tune
Stranger: I DID NOT TRY, I DID.
You: out my hairy big fat arse
You: what is your name sire
Stranger: RASHID
You: sweet
You: a taliban
Stranger: NOT TALIBAN, AL QAEDA
You: wow
You: hows osama these days?
Stranger: VERY WELL
You: good good
You: has he still got the hilux?
Stranger: NO I AM AFRAID NOT, WE HAD TO ABANDON IT
You: owww
Stranger: IT WAS DAMAGED BY AMERIKKKANS
You: i was gonna ask how much he wanted for it
You: bastards
Stranger: IT WAS A FINE VEHICLE
You: whats he using as a run about now
Stranger: RIGHT NOW HE IS JUST USING A CAMEL
You: check this site out
Stranger: MUCH MORE PRACTICAL IN MOUNTTAINS
You: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/index.php
You: he might find himself summat
Stranger: ALLAH FORBIDS THIS SAXOPHONE
Stranger: WHEN YOU PLAY, IT IS LIKE BLOWING ON MEMBER OF THE MAN
Stranger: THIS IS HARAM
You: what octane is the camel running on
Stranger: WE GIVE IT HAY
You: i once fed my goat a special mixture
You: of oats mixed with bp ultimate
You: ironed out his flat spots
You: was running around my field all day
You: vpower does the trick too
Stranger: OCCASIONALY, WE GIVE IT OPIUM POPPIES AS REWARD FOR DELIVERING US FROM AMERICANS
You: any good?
Stranger: VERY WELL. IT GETS CONFUSED FROM IT, BUT THAT IS ONLY PROBLEM
You: i alst tried bolting a garret t28 to my camels arse but he blew a gasket
Stranger: YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH THESE THINGS. OTHER DAY, ACHMED TRIED TO ATTATCH A ROCKET ENGINE TO ONE OF OUR CAMELS
You: wow
Stranger: ACHMED IS NO MORE
You: what was he running
You: sorry to hear that pal
Stranger: HELL IF I KNOW, I AM NOT THE CAMEL ENGINEER
Stranger: THANK YOU FOR SYMPATHY
You: i could only make about 423cp
Stranger: DO YOU THINK THAT A YAK WOULD MAKE GOOD TRANSPORT
You: but mine blew its arse out
You: hmm heard they are not that tunable
Stranger: WE HAVE CONTACT NAMED DOLLY LLAMA IN TIBET WHO SAYS HE CAN GIVE US A GOOD DEAL
You: my friend sanjeev used nos and it wasnt that fast
Stranger: THIS IS TOO BAD, OSAMA HAD HIS HEART SET ON THAT LLAMA
Stranger: YAK I MEAN
You: tell you what i do recomend if you can catch one
You: a cheetah exellent transport sire very fast out of the box
You: great handling and power to weight
Stranger: UNFORTUNATELY IT IS HARD TO FIND CHEETAH WHERE WE ARE
You: what about a mountain lion
Stranger: PERHAPS WE MAY FIND ONE
You: did osama get the tivo i sent the other week
Stranger: I AM AFRAID NOT, WE HAVE BEEN AWAY FROM TELEVISION
You: would of got him sky but they need a subscription to an address
Stranger: AS YOU KNOW THIS IS A PROBLEM FOR US
You: yes very much so
You: i have to go now as i have alot on ive got a solar powered sheep with and xbox
Stranger: GO WITH ALLAH FRIEND
You: be well friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Liamm]

lol, amerikkkans, love it :L

i got a braziallian birds msn lastnight, she says shes 16 but on cam she looks 18

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5636/amandaote.png (http://img199.imageshack.us/i/amandaote.png/)

she says im cute :A:

[vtrsarah]

lol, amerikkkans, love it :L

i got a braziallian birds msn lastnight, she says shes 16 but on cam she looks 18

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5636/amandaote.png (http://img199.imageshack.us/i/amandaote.png/)

she says im cute :A:

ooooooooooo future wifey lol :P

[Liamm]

hey if i lived in brazil she'd be top of the list :wink:

[Mike-VTR2]

You: yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: what is yo?

You: hello
You: where you from
Stranger: china


You: gheyretty much how all my convos go

[Azrael]

Some lass sent me her pic, probably bullshit

http://i29.tinypic.com/a1689f.jpg

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Id-Hit-It/2/File0004218.JPG

[Mike-VTR]

peado bear convos is FTW

Stranger: When i say cheese you say?
You: ……………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; |
……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|
…………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;|
..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
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……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-,
You: peado bear
Stranger: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Stranger: i will post this on my site
You: what site
You: what site is that
Stranger: wait
Stranger: Here: http://hardstylersunited.dk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=298736#p298736
You: oi bellend what site you posting it on
Stranger: Check it out
Stranger: you won
You: sweet
Stranger: i love pedobear man :D
You: haha
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I have another pedobear pic :P
You: look on my site
You: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=254669&page=11
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[r_coull]

Stranger: heyy
You: alright
Stranger: hmm?
You: wat hmm bout?
Stranger: nothing, nothing
You: SAX-P YO
You: SAX-P YO
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: je ne comprend pas.
You: SAX-P
Stranger: (i do not understand)
You: SAX-P
You: YEAH I UNDERSTAND FRENCH
You: SAX-P
Stranger: alrigth
Stranger: i dont get what you mean
You: SAX-P
Stranger: what is SAX-P?
You: ITS LIKE TORRETTES CANT HELP BUT SAY IT
You: SAX-P
You: SAXPERIENCE

haa think he was gettin wound up lol

[Cammy]

Im sitting next to people in public grinning and chuckling, some of these are just hillarious!

[r_coull]

Stranger: heyy
You: alright
Stranger: hmm?
You: wat hmm bout?
Stranger: nothing, nothing
You: SAX-P YO
You: SAX-P YO
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: je ne comprend pas.
You: SAX-P
Stranger: (i do not understand)
You: SAX-P
You: YEAH I UNDERSTAND FRENCH
You: SAX-P
Stranger: alrigth
Stranger: i dont get what you mean
You: SAX-P
Stranger: what is SAX-P?
You: ITS LIKE TORRETTES CANT HELP BUT SAY IT
You: SAX-P
You: SAXPERIENCE

wound up i think!!

[r_coull]

didnt mean to past 2wice my bad!!

[dj_russell]

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Stranger: Welcome to Jomegle! Please enter your username.
You: you what
Stranger: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).
You: lol
Stranger: Re-type your username to confirm, or pick a different one.
You: fuck you
Stranger: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).
You: wanker
Stranger: Sorry, too many failed attempts.

[dj_russell]

i found these funny what i had

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Stranger: knock knock
You: hello sire
Stranger: knock knock
You: my name is raheed sarak
You: i representing the bank of africa
Stranger: ok
You: i have been left the sum of $1,000,000
Stranger: ok
You: but i will need to transfer this monies
Stranger: ok
You: basicly i will need somone outside of africa to collect this money from my diceased uncles mothers aunt
You: but i will need your pin
Stranger: I am in Europe
You: and bank passwords
Stranger: my pin is 1573
You: thats good sire
You: what bank
Stranger: and accountnumber is 3834 5938 2964 2678
You: what is your name
Stranger: The bank of mushroom kingdom
You: thankyou sire
Stranger: My name is Derka Barkolio
You: derka derka?
You: are you a relation
Stranger: Derka derkah muhammed jihad chalalalal *BOOM*
You: you a relation of this man
Stranger: No
You: ok sire
You: i will need to ask some questions
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: what is your mothers maiden name
Stranger: Pocahontas
You: ok
You: your 1st pets name
Stranger: Hitler
You: there is problem transfering money
You: account number is not accepted
You: and no trace of this bank
Stranger: Because I am trolling you :D
You: what is this sire
You: ?
You: so is your mothers maiden name pocahontas
Stranger: yes
You: i will need another account number
Stranger: 2693 4738 3923 7996
You: as you will understand sire this is a considerable amount of monies
Stranger: yes
Stranger: And you can't spell
You: you will be greatly rewarded upon transfer
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Because I am retarded
Stranger: A retarded chipmunk
You: what does this mean sire
Stranger: I like turtles
You: what is your bank of this account
Stranger: Bank of Teletubbie Mac Fnatt
You: ok
You: will just check this again
You: thank you sire for your paitience
Stranger: No problem
You: problem again sire
Stranger: The bank is Bank of raheed sarak
You: i think you are having trouble sire i dont think they will allow monies in these account names because you must still have some sort of child account
Stranger: No
You: i managed to transfer this monies before
Stranger: I am 57 years old
Stranger: What is your name?
You: i transfer to a john smith last time for $5,000 and it all went through
You: but there was a mistake last time and $5,000 came out of his account and transfered to the opposite bank
You: this man was never able to be traced unfortunatly
Stranger: What is your name?
You: and my name sire is raheed sarak
Stranger: My bank is The Bank of raheed sarak
You: i am calling on you on behalf of the bank of africa
You: but that is not right sire because i am raheed
You: and i am not a bank
You: there must be an error
Stranger: Well there is a bank in Norway with the name raheed sarak
You: thankyou for your paitience anyway sire
Stranger: Go fuck yourself
You: pardon
Stranger: Go fuck yourself
You: that is not very nice
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: You are trying to steal money
Stranger: so
Stranger: Go fuck yourself
You: i am not sire
You: i am waiting to transfer the sum of $1,000,000
You: into your bank
You: please
Stranger: yes
You: you will be very rewarded
Stranger: My account number is 1234 0987 1234 0987
Stranger: My name is Derka
You: derka derka?
Stranger: And my pincode is 8008
Stranger: No
You: i thought you said you did not understand this
Stranger: I am Derka Barkolio
You: my mistake sire very sorry
You: how much monies do you have in this account
Stranger: About 6,000,000,0
You: for security purposes
You: that is not correct as again you lie
Stranger: Oh,
Stranger: no
You: you are a lier sire
Stranger: 6.000.000.000
You: do not waste nomore of my time
Stranger: Go fuck yourself
You: you are not interested in these funds
Stranger: with a pinecone
You: but why do you say this
Stranger: I want the money
You: so why give false information
Stranger: Just send them to Derka Barkolio 63892 Sieg Per - Norway
You: already tried this sire
You: it does not tally up
You: and the name does not exist
You: so you will not be getting monies
Stranger: Yes it does ::S
Stranger: My name Borat
Stranger: Middle name
You: untill you give me a real account number name address postcode pin etc...
Stranger: Derka Borat Barkolio
Stranger: Wanna lick my balls?
You: you can not recieve untill then
Stranger: Wit sour cream?
Stranger: aaah
You: i do not understand
Stranger: lick my ass
Stranger: Go eat my asshole
You: you white honkey trash
You: i get you
Stranger: Ahh its nice not being a nigger
You: i get your ip address
You: i find your address
Stranger: Try that
You: i will send my camel round
Stranger: And I will sue you :)
Stranger: Hahaha xD
Stranger: /b/?
You: my camels name is bruno
You: not b
Stranger: Brüno?
You: yes
You: sire
You: you know this
Stranger: And your mothers name is Borat?
You: no
Stranger: Sashejew?
Stranger: I cant do this anymore, Have to study and get good grades
You: i cannot disclose that information because i deal with such big amounts of money
You: but i have a brother billo
Stranger: Will save this conversation and post on the internets
Stranger: Your name will be everywhere
You: cool
You: it will be a pleasure sire
Stranger: As a scamartist
You: maybe others will invest in the bank of africa
Stranger: or scatartist
Stranger: Eat shit and die
You: in the safe knowledge all of there life savings are in good hands
Stranger: you sonnovabich
Stranger: :D
Stranger: AAAAHHAHAAHAAHH :D
Stranger: Knock knock
You: i heard these jokes when i was at my african school
Stranger: Knock knock
You: but when you heard knock knock you got under the table
Stranger: hahahaxD
You: knock knock inmy countrys muguaby on your case sire
Stranger: Knock knock
You: very good day to you sire
Stranger: knock knock
You: nice to chat but i have to find people willing to accept a nice sum
You: thankyou again
Stranger: knock knock
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You: are you over 50
Stranger: no
You: no good
You: how old
Stranger: 26
You: m or f
Stranger: f
You: or both
You: do you do anal
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[eewun]

Stranger: you are from?
You: pedolandistan
You: you?
Stranger: china

im guessing he thinks that pedo-land-istan is real?!

[dj_russell]

lol

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You: hello
Stranger: hihi
You: are you over 50
Stranger: nope
You: ohh ffs
You: how old
Stranger: 21
You: m or f
Stranger: f
You: thats a long way off a gilf
You: but youll do
Stranger: yep
You: do you do anal
Stranger: student
Stranger: are you Germany?
You: just going through my tick list
You: no uk
Stranger: and you are over 50?
You: no
Stranger: female ?
You: im 22
You: male
You: so are you into anal
Stranger: but why you ask thae at first?
Stranger: what's anal?
You: buggery?
Stranger: i know anal now
You: lol
You: woopsy wrong hole
Stranger: nope
You: what about bondage
You: ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: are you insane ?
You: you arnt very adventurous are you
Stranger: sure
You: have you been gagged
Stranger: nope
You: me and my 6 mates are after 1 girl
You: you see
Stranger: your questions are so silly
You: were playing an adult version of pass the parcel
Stranger: dirty and insane
You: we was after an old lady
You: so we could kick her stick from under her
You: for a laugh
Stranger: crimal you are
You: so how many guys have you been with
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[dj_russell]

Stranger: you are from?
You: pedolandistan
You: you?
Stranger: china

im guessing he thinks that pedo-land-istan is real?!

lmfao what a clown

[Cammy]

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Stranger: how was your day?
You: fucking shit
You: sat there talking to a ni**er and a p**i all day
You: you?
Stranger: ya well i did talk to a paki alot today
Stranger: but i enjoyed it
You: Arrghh, I HATE THEM NI**ERS
Stranger: wow
Stranger: its so obvious that youre purposly being racist to set me off xD
You: No. Really....
You: i hate ni**ers, dont you?
Stranger: i dont have anything against them...
Stranger: why do you though?
Stranger: out of curiosity
You: well.. you know when your mum and dad etc tells you not to go into a car or a van, when someone offers you sweets?
Stranger: yea
You: Well, i was foolish enough to beleive this black man that he had candy :( and i was 7 and he.... you know
You: :(
Stranger: really?:S
Stranger: damn im sorry
Stranger: honestly i am
You: Im a boy, you know what happens :(
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: sorry you had to go through that
You: :'((


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You: wut wut in the but
Stranger: hi
You: do it in my but? in my but?
You: wanna do it in my but? ooohhh kay!
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[dj_russell]

ohhh im going to jail lol

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You: only speak if you want cyber
Stranger: Hmmm
You: morf
Stranger: f
You: age
Stranger: 16, Pedophile :(
You: and pics of proof or you are lieing
You: 16s legal
Stranger: Not here it aint'.
You: where are u
You: in the uk it is
You: im only 22 lol
Stranger: I'm not in the Uk.
Stranger: WAHHH LOLICON.
You: wats that is it a dinosaur?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Roricon.
You: you speak better english than me
You: wheres that
Stranger: I have amazing grammar.
Stranger: Roricon is a place nor a thing.
You: pics of proof i cant get extradited from here i wont of commited a crime
You: lol
You: and i meant lolicon
Stranger: Why would I lie about my age? Don't you trust me? :( This can't go anywhere without trust, Roricon.
You: sounds like a dinosaur
Stranger: 'tis not a dinosaur.
You: come on lets see some pics
You: or just 1
Stranger: Show me the $$$ first.
You: you could be an old man called john for all i know
Stranger: ;_; You hurt my feelings, Mr Roricon.
You: where the feck is roricon
Stranger: If you had listened. Earlier in the lesson I had started Roricon is not a place nor a thing.
You: so where are you then exacly
You: country
Stranger: That's for me to know and for you to never visit, Mr Roricon, Sir!
You: im bored
Stranger: Obviously if you are deciding to have textual relations online with a 16 year old girl :)
You: this aint no textual relations
Stranger: Because it's always best to divert conversation before Mr Roricon get's sent to Jail.
You: lol
You: not in my country i wont
You: shaggings permitted at 16
You: lol
Stranger: It's not hard for one little girl to save the conversation, hand it in, Omegle trace it, authorities from other countries get involved and it goes on from there. I have become fond it Mr Roricon. We don't want this happening now, would we?
You: lol
You: fuck off
You: haha
Stranger: Rude language towards a young girl, How rude Mr Roricon. Very Rude.
You: trace it 2 my country and ill be able to proove im taking the piss on here ive wound loads of people up you really think i come on here to be serious, itll be posted on a forum lol
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[lukeyyyyyyy21]

Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: you saxp?
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LOL

[Cammy]

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Stranger: heyyyy~
Stranger: hi!
You: sup
Stranger: good you?
You: WHEN I SAY SAX, YOU SAY P
You: SAX
Stranger: P
You: YEAH!
You: WIN

[lukeyyyyyyy21]

Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: ı am turkish
Stranger: 18 years old male
Stranger: you?
You: im female 12 england
You: you like saxp?
Stranger: young
Stranger: saxp?
You: sax-p?
You: search it on google
Stranger: 1 dk
Stranger: English is not very good

You: do you like huge english women?
Stranger: how so
You: bbw?
You: BIG WOMEN???
Stranger: yes
You: i like turkish men mmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: get small
You: do you have a small penis??
You: mmm
Stranger: 15 cm penis
You: like a rocket?
You: mmmm
Stranger: Your chest is not even
You: im hairy do u like hairy women id get your 15cm penis lost in my undergrowth! mmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: yes rocket
You: mm turkish delite
You: do you like to saxp it?
Stranger: saxp What does this mean?
You: what about my chest
You: search it on google its beter than sex
Stranger: Did you ever have sex
You: yeah i love big turkish boys with rockets mmmm
Stranger: wooow
Stranger: re not a virgin?
You: would you like to see my rocket???
Stranger: yes ı do rocket
You: its 15cm as well
Stranger: I'd like to fuck
You: my rocket?
Stranger: yes rocket
You: wher eyou put your rocket if i have a rocket?
You: into my space station?
Stranger: I'd like to put you
Stranger: no
Stranger: facebook
Stranger: and msn
You: but im 12
You: and huge
You: and have a 15cm rocket like you
You: AND HAIRY

[lukeyyyyyyy21]

Stranger: 한국인?
You: sax?
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LOL must be the poor same guy all the time hahahahhaha


Stranger: hey asl ?
You: billy, 9, sax-p
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LOL

[Cammy]

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Stranger: hi
You: heyarrr pirate steve!
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
You: You not like roleplaying pirates? :(
Stranger: where are you from??
You: the far north
You: you?
You: i come from the intorceptor!
Stranger: the far north of england
You: SAX-p?!
Stranger: are you emo??
You: No
You: are you a cunt.
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[lukeyyyyyyy21]

hahaha pirate steve ! last one for me lol this guy took ages to reply which was rather sick

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Stranger: no no no
You: whats up ?
Stranger: i mean noo
You: dont u mean hi?
You: but im horny!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Stranger: u female or male?
You: femalw
Stranger: yes yes yes
Stranger: that's i mean now
You: do you have abig penis?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: 16 inch
Stranger: ist that big?
You: mmm nice.
You: are you into farm yeard animals?
Stranger: btw
Stranger: where r u from?
Stranger: and how old r u?
You: how old are you first
You: then ill let you know ;)
Stranger: i'm 22
You: i'm 26
Stranger: good
You: from london
Stranger: i like older woman
Stranger: do you really horny?
You: do you like bucketts?
Stranger: sure
You: yeah especially farm yard animals make me really saxp
You: you?
You: hows your 16 inch
You: is it like a rocket?
Stranger: a little
Stranger: it's on fire now
You: weirdo
You: i'm really 47 is that ok?
You: babe
Stranger: it's getting better
Stranger: i like older woman u know
You: anal?
You: me
You: the saxp way
You: would you like to see my 16inch?
Stranger: ur 16 inch?
Stranger: u have it?
You: yeah
You: sapx

[Jonoo]

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Stranger: heyyyy~
Stranger: hi!
You: sup
Stranger: good you?
You: WHEN I SAY SAX, YOU SAY P
You: SAX
Stranger: P
You: YEAH!
You: WIN

hahaha quality :y:

[Cammy]

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You: Hi, do you like ****?
Stranger: hi, do you like mens?
You: yes, do you?
You: i am gay 24 m usa
You: u?
Stranger: I'm not gay, homosexuality is against the bible
Stranger: go tho hell
You: no its now
You: not*
Stranger: Yes he is
You: i love men and they love me!
Stranger: it's a sin
Stranger: it's bad
You: no its not
Stranger: it's against the moral
You: stop being a cunt
Stranger: God will judge you, and you'll finish in hell
Stranger: that's all
You: REDNECK
Stranger: Sodomite...
You: lol
Stranger: dont wanna talk much more with a... Gay
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: it's awfull
Stranger: bye bye

[Ryyy]

Stranger: hi...19 male from indonesia..if u are not interested to chat, u can disconnect it.

You: I hope the quake hits you.

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Just realised thats abit harsh.

And some peeps are just looking to wack off.

You: Hi
Stranger: horny girl?
You: Horny male sorry.
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[Ryyy]

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: f/m?
You: Yo
You: Female you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: u horny?
You: erm I supose lol
You: why lol?
Stranger: wondering lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 female UK u?
Stranger: 14, m, uk, near liverpool, were u from in uk?
You: near birmingham
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you got any pics?
You: what of my boobs or owt?
Stranger: i dont mind, what do you have?
You: well lol....i have one of my minge lol im a minx :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can i see plz?
You: ermmmmmmm.....
You: yeah sure
Stranger: okay
Stranger: email or link?
You: link wait two secs hun XD
Stranger: okai
Stranger: xD
You: by the way, do you know what my name is lol?
Stranger: no sorry
You: ITSSS MADDIE McCANN, IM IN YOUR WASHING MACHINE FAGGIT LET ME OUT!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: lolz
You: You've just been 0wned you scouse cunt!
You: Good day.
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Oh sheeet, he lives NEAR Liverpool.

MeFail!

[Mr_X]

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Stranger: Hey
stranger: F/m?
You: Yo
you: Female you?


Mefail!

lol.

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[Mr_X]

i started with the opening line of

"horny female?"

got bored after the 23rd time of the stranger disconnecting

[McGuire86]

Stranger: i am man
You:
You: age ?
Stranger: 29
Stranger: I'm naked ...
You: niice
Stranger: ^^
You: i am horny
Stranger: I want you to enjoy masturbation ...
You: i am abit young though
You: 16
You: but i really want a older man
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: good
You: i am nice and tight
You: and skinny
Stranger: He's got a computer camera?
You: i just had a shower and was playing with myself
Stranger: hppride79@hotmail.cm
Stranger: my msn...
You: we can talk on here
Stranger: ^^
You: yes ?
Stranger: I sleep so I want to rape you is bad ...
You: what ?!
Stranger: I want to have sex with you ..
Stranger: ...
You: Thankyou for your time on Omegle, you have been commited child perversion and your IP details have been saved to our system. We have contacted the authorities and the correct action will be taken against you. Sex offences are a crime.
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[Viper]

nice to see im still winning ;)

[Mr_X]

nice to see im still winning ;)

what post? cba searching

[kenny]

Will have to go and give some abuse later on.

some awesome convos :y:

[Cammy]

AAHHAHA RICK ROLLED AND MEATSPINNED

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Stranger: i'm looking for a hot young girl with msn and webcam not to be a perv though
You: Well, im looking for "my daddy" on cam ;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i have cam
You: are you older, and hairy?
You: i want the type of muslum daddy
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
Stranger: and your lookin for someone older
You: yes, it makes me sooo horny
Stranger: well i'm 18 does that count?
You: no sorry, its sexy if they are older than my dad
You: as it makes me feel wanted :(
Stranger: but i want you
Stranger: and i'm hairy
You: Not wrinkly and 50+ :/
Stranger: please
You: ive only fucked one guy over 50 and omg soo sexy
Stranger: please
You: he didnt mind putting it on my face
Stranger: ooh i will yo cn do anything with me
You: you need to be older soz
Stranger: you can
You: no soz
Stranger: will you at least just show me your boobs
You: mmm, well...
You: leme upload a pic then
Stranger: ok
You: goto www.gwynzer.com and search alisa-1995
You: you will find myphotos
You: its a dirty site
Stranger: yipee
You: join it, you can upload pics of yourself
You: you found em yet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i odn't know how to search
You: whats on the homepage?
Stranger: a welcome page and it has a google sign above it
You: leme check the domain again
Stranger: you can't just send me a link?
You: look i need to go
You: quickly
You: meatspin.com
Stranger: ok bye
You: search alisa-1995
You: my username
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