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adjy90
5th September 2009, 02:08
Was At Work tonight (delivery driver) and drive a 1989 honda civic 1.4 gl (delivery car) was coming along a 40mph stretch at 80mph at about 11:30
astra cop car going to opposite direction takes 1 look at me and spins round by the time they catch up im 1/2 a mile away as i lifted off when i saw them didnt see them until it was too late as they was over the crest of a hill they followed me for a while (whilst i was doing the speed limit) i got back to the shop they drove past the shop turned round just 100 yards up the road and fucked off again i was like wtf why are they not going to pull me over :S.
then about 20 mins later a cop car pulls up outside the shop and arrests the other delivery driver for reckless driving as he had been followed for 4 miles and he was doing 90mph all the way lmao and was overtaking cars going round islands and everything haha fool.
L16_vts
5th September 2009, 02:11
lucky this time. maybe not another day, i found out the hardway tho.
adjy90
5th September 2009, 02:13
i spoke to my boss as he had seen them following me then spin round and leave
and he said they probably knew him
i have been caught by speed camaras about 60 times now lol
not once have i been done for it tho :)
Cammy
5th September 2009, 02:20
lol, lucky - im always the unlucky one getting pulled, once got pulled with 2 other bikers police car got infront of me and 1 rider, and sat behind the lead rider (i wasnt lead because i had noticed police and pulled back from speeding) eventually the lights whent on, so up i go down a one way backstreet with the other biker following, 2 hours later, they seen me parked up and put me on the vehichal database and asbo'd lol - aparently he told the lead rider "whos the guy on the ZX6R? Guys a nob pulling a wheelie, i hope he crashes and dies" ahaahah
but nowadays i keep away from trouble, dont wanna get in anymore of it, learned the hard way
adjy90
5th September 2009, 02:27
i dont care about the camaras when im in the civic :P
its in my boss's name haha and he blames his brothers :P
dj_russell
5th September 2009, 05:53
lights off and down a side street using the handbrake as a brake, just make sure you dont go down a dead end like i did lol.
Nij
5th September 2009, 08:21
in one word - IDIOTS (i was thinking tossers but sometimes that can be useful).
hope you both loose your licenses, but that doesnt look like it is going to happen :(
Ashleyp
5th September 2009, 08:28
so everyone aproves of this?
having another man arrested because of you?
you sound like a cunt.. and more suprisingly only nij has disaproved of it
kenny
5th September 2009, 08:30
idiots..
craig180
5th September 2009, 08:35
You sound like a complete tool tbh
Hope you crash out at 80 in a 40 zone straight into a fat tree
Nij
5th September 2009, 08:36
so everyone aproves of this?
having another man arrested because of you?
you sound like a cunt.. and more suprisingly only nij has disaproved of it
By the sound of the idiots first post, the other guy was driving like a complete twat also.
But either way, I dont car who the driver is (or how good/amazing/shit), the speed limit is there for a reason. I am not saying that I am a saint, yeah I speed, as does most of the driving population but not stupidly! (45 in a 40 not double the speed limit - personally that IMO should not just be a ban - a nice stint in a 'correction unit' run by people whos family/friends have been killed/hurt by a speeding/dangerous driver).
You sound like a complete tool tbh
Hope you crash out at 80 in a 40 zone straight into a fat tree
What did that poor fat tree ever do? lol good answer mate.
Actually thinking about this, perhaps when they do get their license back perhaps it should be limited to a scooter or any car upto 50BHP! and only permitted to driver between 11am and 1pm (when kids should be at school) and must havd a 'D' plate (for DICK) so wagons can run them off the road.
Nij
5th September 2009, 08:43
HMMMM me for Transport Minister??!! lol
dj_russell
5th September 2009, 08:44
i dont agree with boasting about it something to not really laugh at as one day it will land you in trouble hence why i never say, "oh lmao i just got off doing 120 in a 70" your asking for trouble and its not paticularly funny, im no angel i speed when its quiet or away from towns etc.. but to say haha i always get off im untouchable seems silly.
in a 40 zone you should take more care but it depends on what type of 40 zones tbh ive seen crarriageways with no houses round at 40mph and thought why???
i dont care about the camaras when im in the civic :P
its in my boss's name haha and he blames his brothers :P
i spoke to my boss as he had seen them following me then spin round and leave
and he said they probably knew him
i have been caught by speed camaras about 60 times now lol
not once have i been done for it tho :)
Azrael
5th September 2009, 08:47
I couldn't believe the first half of this thread had no1 had flamed this guy!
What a fucking fanny driving at double the speed limit & bragging about it.
U deserve a ban & I hope u get one before u hurt some1 -other than urself, we could do without ur fucking STUPIDITY!
Nij
5th September 2009, 08:53
I couldn't believe the first half of this thread had no1 had flamed this guy!
What a fucking fanny driving at double the speed limit & bragging about it.
U deserve a ban & I hope u get one before u hurt some1 -other than urself, we could do without ur fucking STUPIDITY!
I am not sure if people didnt want to be th first to say something, or if they just thought he was talking shit or what ever!
But I dont care - doing it in the first place is stupid, bragging about it.....well thats just fucking kool coz I am a ard man init!
dj_russell
5th September 2009, 08:55
I couldn't believe the first half of this thread had no1 had flamed this guy!
What a fucking fanny driving at double the speed limit & bragging about it.
U deserve a ban & I hope u get one before u hurt some1 -other than urself, we could do without ur fucking STUPIDITY!
i never really bothered reading the thread till everyone flamed him lol now ive read it he seems to be a bit of a silly boy that is going to end up in trouble sooner or later, i refuse to have a propper go though because i dont want to sound a hypocrite even if i do have more respect and take more care in those type of zones i never really speed depending on conditions and what zone the 40s in...but itd be rich coming from me a grilling lol.
Tontsy
5th September 2009, 09:40
i spoke to my boss as he had seen them following me then spin round and leave
and he said they probably knew him
i have been caught by speed camaras about 60 times now lol
not once have i been done for it tho :)
wow, you sound like a twat.
PSPDan
5th September 2009, 10:37
adjy90.... You sound like a c*nt :)
Liam_LFC_VTR
5th September 2009, 10:46
Hope you crash out at 80 in a 40 zone straight into a fat tree
There's no need for that really....
But yeah you were stupid to be doing them speeds in a 40 zone.
Saxoladlesta
5th September 2009, 10:52
Your a knob, I hope you lose your licence soon or at least prang your car so it teaches you a lesson.
adjy90
5th September 2009, 11:07
i dnt speed unless its really late and i can see far enough ahead of me (as i could on this stretch of road) conditions where not too bad. the other driver didnt get arrested because of me he got arrested because he was being followed all the way back from a delivery driving at 90mph with cars on the roads all around him and on a road with islands in in those cituations i drive 'sensiably' the only reason i dont care about the camara's is beacuae i get told to not bother about them. i dont drive like this in the saxo so they get an even worse reputation. so im not labeled as a chav for my driving i know people tha have died 'racing' on public roads and i dnt like it i dnt speed when there are other cars about on the road only when its late at night and there's hardly any traffic about. there was no traffic throughout the whole of my delivery that paticular time apart from the cop car. i may sound like a twat like you think but tbh i dont care im just saying why didnt the cops pull me over if they was so interested that they spun the car around?
PSPDan
5th September 2009, 11:15
Is your driving as bad as your spelling?
adjy90
5th September 2009, 11:33
no but its not as bad as your picture
PSPDan
5th September 2009, 11:55
o rly?
Someone ban this foo'
Saxoladlesta
5th September 2009, 11:58
You get told not to bother about speed camera's so you drive like a tit?
Winnar
Liam_LFC_VTR
5th September 2009, 12:01
no but its not as bad as your picture
Epic comeback tbh.
RobVT
5th September 2009, 12:13
cock
doing a 80 in a 40 and people wishing you would crash, thats kind of strong?
its like the lad raped Madeline McCann the way people bang on about it.
some people want to take threads like these as a pinch of salt its non of our buisness if he speeds, but one day he will be caught and probably loose his license and his job etc etc
old saying what goes around comes around dude just think twice before stepping on that loud pedal.
jordysaxobby
5th September 2009, 12:15
why were you doing 80 in a 40 anyway
Davo106
5th September 2009, 12:49
why were you doing 80 in a 40 anyway
To get there twice as quick y0
dj_russell
5th September 2009, 13:53
cock
doing a 80 in a 40 and people wishing you would crash, thats kind of strong?
its like the lad raped Madeline McCann the way people bang on about it.
some people want to take threads like these as a pinch of salt its non of our buisness if he speeds, but one day he will be caught and probably loose his license and his job etc etc
old saying what goes around comes around dude just think twice before stepping on that loud pedal.
thats what i think tbh but boasting about not getting caught karma will catch you in the end, i never like to boast about close calls itll be the ban of you.
RobVT
5th September 2009, 14:04
thats what i think tbh but boasting about not getting caught karma will catch you in the end, i never like to boast about close calls itll be the ban of you.
cannot agree with you more mate
craig180
5th September 2009, 14:40
There's no need for that really....
But yeah you were stupid to be doing them speeds in a 40 zone.
Harsh but true. I'd much rather this fool crash himself out into a tree than an unsuspecting driver at that speed. Speed limits are there for the safety of everyone and although most people will admit to nudging over the limit on occasions, doing 80 in a 40 mph zone is just plain stupid.
My missus works for the ambulance service and I have friends that are paramedics that will all tell you they have attended crashes where the driver was speeding on an empty road at night because they thought it was safe to do so
Elliott
5th September 2009, 14:46
you sound like your proud of it.
your the kind of coon't who kills inicent people.
hope your crash.
EazyDayz
5th September 2009, 16:20
Its people like you that put other peoples lives at risk,
if your lucky you will get caught and banned and have the book thrown at you,
if your not so lucky you will kill yourself by driving like an idiot and boasting about it to your friends,
i just hope that when the day comes it is only you that gets killed and you dont take any other innocent lives with you,
just think if you are the cause of a crash and you kill a family and you walk away alive,
would you run then and say it was your boss ???????
Think about what you are doing and change your ways,
slammedsaxo2009
5th September 2009, 16:29
in a 1.1 ?! lol
Jordysport
5th September 2009, 16:36
There is the time and the place, but neither applies to you. speed doesn't kill its the idoit behind the wheel. and as said many many times your an idiot for doing 80 in a 40 zone and boasting on here about it. its not clever to speed,
littleracer
5th September 2009, 16:58
prick just kicked in yO!
Nij
5th September 2009, 17:48
i dnt speed unless its really late and i can see far enough ahead of me (as i could on this stretch of road) conditions where not too bad.
Your eyes need testing if you can see far enough ahead but fail to see a cop car!
My missus works for the ambulance service and I have friends that are paramedics that will all tell you they have attended crashes where the driver was speeding on an empty road at night because they thought it was safe to do so
My main worry would be he would most probably get picked up by one of your friends mate. He is from Halifax. I wonder which take-a-way he works for - I will make sure the place gets boycotted (sp)!
PSPDan
5th September 2009, 17:54
I hate the way people always post shit such as:
Omg you're all jumping on the bandwagon!! You all speed!! There's nothing wrong with it if you can see far enough ahead!!
It's all bollocks because I don't actually speed. The most excessive speeding I've ever done was 85 on the motorway when I first passed my test. You might all be the best drivers in the world but if you are doing double the speed limit and someone steps out in front of you what would you be able to do?
People who speed excessively are dicks.
People who flame people for agreeing that speeding is bad on public forums are complete and utter bellends.
We aren't jumping on the bandwagon... You are.
Liam_LFC_VTR
5th September 2009, 17:59
The most excessive speeding I've ever done was 85
In a 1.1? Don't lie :homme: ijoke
Im only allowed to do 45mph due to be being on an R-Plate (N.Ireland sucks) but I do 60 in a 60 zone, technically it is still speeding because im not allowed to do over 45, but doing 80 in a 40 zone is just plain stupid imo.
PSPDan
5th September 2009, 18:16
In a 1.1? Don't lie :homme: ijoke
Im only allowed to do 45mph due to be being on an R-Plate (N.Ireland sucks) but I do 60 in a 60 zone, technically it is still speeding because im not allowed to do over 45, but doing 80 in a 40 zone is just plain stupid imo.
Strong wind and downhill.
Saxoladlesta
5th September 2009, 18:18
cock
doing a 80 in a 40 and people wishing you would crash, thats kind of strong?
Well the sooner idiots learn that doing stuff like this is stupid the quicker young peoples insurance will go down. This is the reason under 25's insurance is always high.
squee
5th September 2009, 22:50
i rarely go 5-10 over the speed limit with good reason! about 2 years ago a mate was killed in balsall common in his ferrari. not sure if he was speeding at the time but he was a proper petrolhead and loved power god bless him!
he was the only victim as a passerby helped his nephew out of the car before it went up in flames but for my mate it was too late!
im not saying he was speeding, all im saying is that cars are bloody lethal wether you can handle them or not! you may have good eyesight but at 11.30 you cant see the drunk fella step out from the bush after a piss or the local scallies on pushbikes without lights which are all VERY likely in a 40 zone!
Slow down for god sake and dont brag on an open forum especially when 90% of people on here want to stay away from the rude boy / chav / cock image!
Thanks!
PSPDan
5th September 2009, 23:01
im not saying he was speeding, all im saying is that cars are bloody lethal wether you can handle them or not! you may have good eyesight but at 11.30 you cant see the drunk fella step out from the bush after a piss or the local scallies on pushbikes without lights which are all VERY likely in a 40 zone!
Slow down for god sake and dont brag on an open forum especially when 90% of people on here want to stay away from the rude boy / chav / cock image!
Thanks!
Very well said mate. :clapping::clapping::clapping:
BLACK-VTR
5th September 2009, 23:06
Boy Racer - " Is there a problem officar?"
Pig - " yeah, why do you have your foglights on you shouldn't have them on unless it foggy"
Boy Racer - " Coz im a bad man init!! "
Kev_Vtec
5th September 2009, 23:26
what a dickhead imo. what if you killed someone??!?!?!?
why speed about for a shit job is killing someone worth the £30-£70 for the night of work?!??!
i hate dicks like you. i was out 3years ago walking a dog late at night and a prick almost hit me! he hit a bump and jumped allover the road almost killing me and the dog!!! i found out that he worked for a local chippy and i tell you what he got a frying!!!!!! lol
you should get your car and other things taken away from you.
yes i sometimes drive abit faster than im ment to but the thing is im doing 5mph more than im ment to not 40mph more!!!!!! you think you can drive hu???? well go on a track with that shit car and we will all see you crash!!!!
jordysaxobby
5th September 2009, 23:57
why were you doing 80 in a 40 anyway
To get there twice as quick y0
soo getting to a delivery twice as quik is more important then your license your life and other peoples lives then
ashleypink
6th September 2009, 00:16
take it vtec just kicked in yo? or was you going down a hill with backwind pushing you? you should get a crx vtec my bros ones faster than ur honda
adjy90
6th September 2009, 00:43
it has certainly slowed me down 1st time i have nearly been caught by cops tbh.
the speed camars im never double the speed limit most of the time im doing 5 - 10 mph more than speed limit.
and nij as i said it was on the crest of a hill. it was by crosslee's
adjy90
6th September 2009, 00:47
and as i have already said i dont drive like that in my saxo as they have a bad enough rep as it is without racing around in it. i like to look after my saxo :)
dj_russell
6th September 2009, 05:24
and im dissapointed all that speed and the police still nearly got you.
slammedsaxo2009
6th September 2009, 07:12
Very well said mate. :clapping::clapping::clapping:
lol ad rather be all of them than look like your pic , what a mince.
Lloydie
6th September 2009, 08:28
Who caresss! Borrringgggggg
Heliosphan
6th September 2009, 08:49
Where were all you lot when we had a very similar thread the other week with a guy who was doing 96mph in a 60? He wanted to know what his punishment would be. He was on his second licence, had 3 points on his current licence and had been done for driving whilst on his phone. This is a guy who clearly doesn't fucking learn. Either that or he has a total disregard for other road users and the law. Yet in that thread we had replies along the lines of "Unlucky", "Hope you get off", Etc.
Nij
6th September 2009, 09:46
Slow down for god sake and dont brag on an open forum especially when 90% of people on here want to stay away from the rude boy / chav / cock image!
Thanks!
VERY well said
and nij as i said it was on the crest of a hill. it was by crosslee's
Hmmm Crosslee's is well lit! And the crest isnt that bad that you cannot see over it, and you said you couls see far enough!
I hope I meet you on the road one day when I am working! Cocks like you are what give young drivers a bad image and high insurance. So I hope your glad you make the most of the hike in premiums for everyone!
Nij
6th September 2009, 09:47
Where were all you lot when we had a very similar thread the other week with a guy who was doing 96mph in a 60? He wanted to know what his punishment would be. He was on his second licence, had 3 points on his current licence and had been done for driving whilst on his phone. This is a guy who clearly doesn't fucking learn. Either that or he has a total disregard for other road users and the law. Yet in that thread we had replies along the lines of "Unlucky", "Hope you get off", Etc.
pahh i missed that one sorry
slammedsaxo2009
6th September 2009, 10:33
I like how its always the people with a 1.1 , propa well fast speeds init :y:
Bondie
6th September 2009, 10:38
Why do people post this shit! Twat!
Rob-6
6th September 2009, 10:45
i love these " i was doing 90 in a 30 and got flashed by a camera will i get caught" threads, there is some right idiots on here!
dj_russell
6th September 2009, 12:59
Where were all you lot when we had a very similar thread the other week with a guy who was doing 96mph in a 60? He wanted to know what his punishment would be. He was on his second licence, had 3 points on his current licence and had been done for driving whilst on his phone. This is a guy who clearly doesn't fucking learn. Either that or he has a total disregard for other road users and the law. Yet in that thread we had replies along the lines of "Unlucky", "Hope you get off", Etc.
that guy wasnt being a cock about it he knew hed done wrong he also had a scooby and wasnt too young plus it was on an open road not on streets likely to have people stepping out he wasnt just a dumb fucker who found it funny.
nicolala
6th September 2009, 13:05
Silly boy..
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