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starletcal
14th September 2009, 15:31
Just thinking about this, why is it 75% of saxo owners under 19 drive like cocks? it must just be where im from, but its true! why just saxo owners though? i can name about 10 people that are like it atm, overtaking on corners, too much confidence and late breaking, no skill at all...

Hence why you see these bbc news stories about people dying in saxos.. wtf

Ive just realised, im never going in a saxo unless its being driven by my nan

Prickle
14th September 2009, 15:32
I find most drivers like dicks.

BenjaM
14th September 2009, 15:34
I find most drivers like dicks.

Every likes a bit of dick John. You and Liam more than most it has to be said.

Prickle
14th September 2009, 15:35
Every likes a bit of dick John. You and Liam more than most it has to be said.

Does you're 'x person' like a bit of dick? ;)
Jk really.

GingeVTS
14th September 2009, 15:39
I'm only 20 but I don't drive like a dick,
most young drivers e.g most of my friends, have no experiance
and no pride they show off in front of ther mates and more often than not
infront of girls, but end up making themselves look like idiots

starletcal
14th September 2009, 15:41
exactlly, but it seems that most lads round here (who have vtr's EVERYWHERE) seem to think theyre the fastest fuckers on the planet!.. cruise round everynight doing laps of my town.. until they find each other... SAAAAAAD

djadzvtr
14th September 2009, 15:42
Just thinking about this, why is it 75% of saxo owners under 19 drive like cocks?

i dont think the saxo bit comes into it mate......just a coincidence that you know that many!!! i see more corsas driving like fools but imo you put the majoraty of under 19 year olds behind the wheel of any car and they do this....;) just my opinion ;)

rushy_23
14th September 2009, 15:42
Majority of people on the roads cant drive. And have that inner chavness.

But I fully agree, 'most' young Saxo/106/hatchback driver are cocks.


I remember when somebody on here bought something off me. Was quite late in the evening when he popped round. Then decided to wheel spin out of the road. What a penis.

djadzvtr
14th September 2009, 15:42
I'm only 20 but I don't drive like a dick,
most young drivers e.g most of my friends, have no experiance
and no pride they show off in front of ther mates and more often than not
infront of girls, but end up making themselves look like idiots

+1 on that too!;)

Mochachino
14th September 2009, 15:44
Saxo divers i see dont drive fast or like idiots.

If you go Mcdonalds etc then its the Corsa C and Fiesta owners that red line it through the car park :S.

Liam_LFC_VTR
14th September 2009, 15:45
Every likes a bit of dick John. You and Liam more than most it has to be said.

Just because yours isn't big enough to pleasure me.

starletcal
14th September 2009, 15:46
Saxo divers i see dont drive fast or like idiots.

If you go Mcdonalds etc then its the Corsa C and Fiesta owners that red line it through the car park :S.

see must be my area, we dont even have fiestas or corsas here anymore.. they were all killed years ago, saxos only live on our streets...lol

Dark_Hero
14th September 2009, 15:51
I guess discovering a nippy saxo is like first discovering masturbation.
Quite addictive until you get older

gaz4399
14th September 2009, 15:55
I guess discovering a nippy saxo is like first discovering masturbation.
Quite addictive until you get older

sig worthy


i dont think its just saxos its just all young lads from 17-19 in corsas, fiestas, 106's and saxos

Vinny_VSX
14th September 2009, 15:56
Maybe it is because I live in the middle of no where, but I never see saxo owners driving fast/dangerous or anything of such sort. Infact all I see are mental motorbikers or reps blasting up and down through my village. Infact, reps are generally the worst drivers I have found. A lot of them seem to think that their diesel powered rep mobile is the fastest thing in the planet.

ash_sx125
14th September 2009, 15:56
I wouldn't say i drive like a dick.. I stick to the speed limits, mostly.

I have a brief pedal to the metal session on quite, empty roads.

I like to drive quickly too, but theres a big difference between driving quickly and driving dangerously.

Lancek
14th September 2009, 15:56
I guess discovering a nippy saxo is like first discovering masturbation.
Quite addictive until you get older


probs true...

Phsyco_Paff
14th September 2009, 15:56
Theres a time and place for that sort of thing and most young drivers have got to be in at 9 and not allowed that far because mummy said so ineventley they all end up in MDs doing wheel spins muppets

one more thing i would like random pop up posts in MDs would be so much fun to watch.

kcsaxo
14th September 2009, 15:58
young drivers are idiots
middle age people love to tailgate in their shit boxes
old people are too timid to do jack all and you end up hitting the back of them

end of.

welshy23
14th September 2009, 15:59
Tbh when i drive my saxo i only got a shitty 1.1i and i only drive fast at night on road i know i wont kill anyone else on. When i drive out normally im usally the one holding the traffic up lol i dont even realise becuase im tryna save petty! its not all of us mate (y)

Lancek
14th September 2009, 16:06
whats with this supposed MD's scene ? HAHAHA

welshy23
14th September 2009, 16:11
MD's is where its at!!

Tony
14th September 2009, 16:11
It is done to make Starlet Gt turbo drivers post on here.

JimoVTR
14th September 2009, 16:16
at the end of the day


who gives a fuck?

Ryan
14th September 2009, 16:24
Young people in general drive like dicks, it has nothing to do with being a saxo owner.

I see lots of young starlet drivers trying to race everything in sight, I dont go posting about it on the starlet forums though :D

PUG1OFF
15th September 2009, 17:12
yet again ppl complaining about other ppl just stop moaning and get your own life for fuk sake

JimoVTR
15th September 2009, 17:23
yet again ppl complaining about other ppl just stop moaning and get your own life for fuk sake

Couldn't of said it better myself

Liam_LFC_VTR
15th September 2009, 17:25
It doesn't matter what car the young people drive, the majority of us young ones drive as if they are Lewis Hamilton.

saxo_asa
15th September 2009, 17:41
all cars generate hate. thank you. good night

ally-vts
16th September 2009, 12:13
It doesn't matter what car the young people drive, the majority of us young ones drive as if they are Lewis Hamilton.

maybe not lewis hamilton, ive not blown my car up as many times as him..

i like how everyone complains about all these young drivers.. but if everyones complaining about them, surely there cant be any?!?!

i drive my S like a complete wanker :) hence why im now up at court for : no insurance, DUI, Speeding, Dangerous Driving and Writing of the ambulance i crashed into.. but that was in a corsa :O

JazO
16th September 2009, 12:17
It's not just saxo drivers, it's all young drivers... everyone passes there test and thinks they are the best but soon grow out of it!

stompin-sarah
16th September 2009, 12:50
Just thinking about this, why is it 75% of saxo owners under 19 drive like cocks? it must just be where im from, but its true! why just saxo owners though? i can name about 10 people that are like it atm, overtaking on corners, too much confidence and late breaking, no skill at all...

Hence why you see these bbc news stories about people dying in saxos.. wtf

Ive just realised, im never going in a saxo unless its being driven by my nan

funny you say that cos i see loads of vtr/s being drove by granny/grandads round here lol

littleracer
16th September 2009, 13:12
starlet's must be the second biggest model of cars driven by chavs,first being corsa's ;)

markdavid
16th September 2009, 15:24
Yes the driver not the car.Been in a lot of crash seats.Others at wheel.Even police alegro.Old austin car.At least they had square headlamps.Find mates who can drive...

Chin
16th September 2009, 15:35
I'm sorry but you can't say all young drivers drive like d!cks. I, for one, don't.

I don't drive faster than 60MPH - simply because i don't like being raped at the petrol station and i like to watch my MPG raise to over 50 ;)

I <3 my car, take care of it and don't drive it like i stole it.


serious.

Dom
16th September 2009, 16:02
maybe not lewis hamilton, ive not blown my car up as many times as him..

i like how everyone complains about all these young drivers.. but if everyones complaining about them, surely there cant be any?!?!

i drive my S like a complete wanker :) hence why im now up at court for : no insurance, DUI, Speeding, Dangerous Driving and Writing of the ambulance i crashed into.. but that was in a corsa :O

Im surprised the police havn't dry raped you already.. Nice collection of driving offences there

Liam_LFC_VTR
16th September 2009, 16:05
i drive my S like a complete wanker :) hence why im now up at court for : no insurance, DUI, Speeding, Dangerous Driving and Writing of the ambulance i crashed into.. but that was in a corsa :O

why is there no white text?

scot-ish
16th September 2009, 16:08
starlet's must be the second biggest model of cars driven by chavs,first being corsa's ;)

doubt it, they cost more than a grand lol

as said, its just younger people in general, people who say they havent ever done it talk bullshit, but will notice your less likely to that bit older

why dont you post about it on the starlet forums cal?? not allowed?? aw ok then haha

BenSilverSaxo
16th September 2009, 16:09
maybe not lewis hamilton, ive not blown my car up as many times as him..

i like how everyone complains about all these young drivers.. but if everyones complaining about them, surely there cant be any?!?!

i drive my S like a complete wanker :) hence why im now up at court for : no insurance, DUI, Speeding, Dangerous Driving and Writing of the ambulance i crashed into.. but that was in a corsa :O

Whats your address, i will send you some lube because you are going to get shafted up the arse my friend.

markdavid
16th September 2009, 16:23
How r. u.IF BUT MAY BEE.Still want good advice about oil coolers.Have you got any.Please feel free to slack of my new Pirelli tyres to. you prob. got better ones on your girl.You ...pong w

Liam_LFC_VTR
16th September 2009, 16:29
How r. u.IF BUT MAY BEE.Still want good advice about oil coolers.Have you got any.Please feel free to slack of my new Pirelli tyres to. you prob. got better ones on your girl.You ...pong w

Seriously, why has no one banned this fella yet?

scot-ish
16th September 2009, 16:30
Seriously, why has no one banned this fella yet?

why?? txt spk haha

look, if youve got advice on oil coolers, he will have it
pong w

hellovts
16th September 2009, 16:34
lol i know plenty of chavs in starlets... but imo the chavs in cars are

1) saxo VTRs (not VTS due to ins)
2) corsa B
3) old shape fiesta with tsw rims and rude backbox usually
4) starlets now..
5) general bangers under £3k of value...

how many chavs do you see in fiesta ST's? ... i know of some but theyre all 21 + really

rowza
16th September 2009, 16:36
2bh 99% young drivers drive like cocka

Rogue_Shadow
16th September 2009, 16:40
Im 18, 1 years NCB with a saxo 1.1
I consider myself a sensiable driver and believe I could still do well if i retook my test (Passed first time with 2 minnors)
Ive NEVER done a wheel spin!
I have had one near miss due to my own stupidity braking heavy and trying to adjust my heading on a slight bend. This shocked me and I learnt from it.
My theory is you either learn through experience or learn through mistakes
I was also in full time employment at 17, working for one of the UK biggest comunication providers. Of which I am required to Drive a Van. I was doing this with under 1 years driving experience and have had NO accidents

So I find your posts very offencive that you can fit me into this stereotype
As a minimum I request you change your statments to "MOST Young Drivers"

Sorry for bad spelling

scot-ish
16th September 2009, 16:45
So I find your posts very offencive that you can fit me into this stereotype
As a minimum I request you change your statments to "MOST Young Drivers"

Sorry for bad spelling


haha, need a tissue

as for the ST part, i know 3 young drivers with ST fiesta's in the town im from, and all kinda chavs, drive bout racing etc, just depends on the area, i also know of a 17 yr old who likes a race, he drives the new audi 4 litre or whater it is TT, well hes prob 18 now

i think its juts general, some people act like it, others dont, its life

Rogue_Shadow
16th September 2009, 16:49
haha, need a tissue

ha ha :homme:

Its not like that, but all this foum does it condem Younger drivers with no reguard for the younger drivers like myself who are not complete TWATS on the road and chav it up at local MD's

markdavid
16th September 2009, 16:51
You like to try and be a bully.I have not seen one honest saxo simple car answer of you yet.You could get a real job ass a traffic clamper.I have asked no it not all about help on oil cooling problem.Saxos do run hot yes...

Mr_X
16th September 2009, 16:57
*YAWN*

Get a life knob head, your generalisation is stupid at best.

GTFO


Yours truly

Mr_X

x

BenSilverSaxo
16th September 2009, 17:12
How r. u.IF BUT MAY BEE.Still want good advice about oil coolers.Have you got any.Please feel free to slack of my new Pirelli tyres to. you prob. got better ones on your girl.You ...pong w

Feltcher.....

Rogue_Shadow
16th September 2009, 17:15
*YAWN*

Get a life knob head, your generalisation is stupid at best.

GTFO


Yours truly

Mr_X

x
ha ha ha, nice way to end it

Yours Truly . . . Priceless!

claff
16th September 2009, 17:29
i think its a case of people only noticing the ones that drive like cocks.. you probably see loads of sensible people driving that are young and it doesnt even register because they look like everyone else. you then see maybe a single chavy boy wheelspinning his corsa and think oh yeah all young drivers are idiots..

you only notice the cars that stand out, the cars that stand out are invariably saxos, corsa etc. because they are the young persons car.

its just a case of the stereotype feeding itself.. you think that young people are idiots so you actively look out for examples to prove to yourself

markdavid
16th September 2009, 17:46
This is were us new tramps ask small simple questions about our new saxo toys.It says that in club rule book .I have spent a while reading codes,more rules to read when i got time.My spelling grammer is not great but do not take p*ss.Whot pc y gt u 32 bitter boy.I still want a saxo answer about my car . will turn up at a show soon then you can face talk with me hope you r a good man.I will send my p[ersonel reg. first b4 hand...

twoga
16th September 2009, 18:01
i think i probably will get classed as a boy racer just beacuse i am a 17 year old and driving on the road but i dont fall under the car bit lol i drive a astra so i think i am ok plus i dont speed or maybe that becuase i a a learner and my dads in the car with me XD

d4r3n
16th September 2009, 18:47
Young people in general drive like dicks, it has nothing to do with being a saxo owner.

I see lots of young starlet drivers trying to race everything in sight, I dont go posting about it on the starlet forums though :D


agree with you ryan. everyone drives like a idiot some times.... and most people on forums dont admit it because they dont want to get slagged off.
whats the point in moaning about just young drivers at least most have got insurance come round my area half the cars are either nicked or no insurance and tax....that bugs me more then idiotic drivers imo !

markdavid
16th September 2009, 20:54
Not sure on this.Saxos are tax and insurance exept. if you crash run and buy another one.Save up do not waste money on extras.Use you dads for a bit as name driver but reg. car also in his name for law .3rd party cover only...

saxo_tom1234
16th September 2009, 20:59
you will find thats only what young drivers can afford to insure

claff
16th September 2009, 21:01
Not sure on this.Saxos are tax and insurance exept. if you crash run and buy another one.Save up do not waste money on extras.Use you dads for a bit as name driver but reg. car also in his name for law .3rd party cover only... thats the way to go chav :y:

Jazz
16th September 2009, 21:09
This is were us new tramps ask small simple questions about our new saxo toys.It says that in club rule book .I have spent a while reading codes,more rules to read when i got time.My spelling grammer is not great but do not take p*ss.Whot pc y gt u 32 bitter boy.I still want a saxo answer about my car . will turn up at a show soon then you can face talk with me hope you r a good man.I will send my p[ersonel reg. first b4 hand...

Not sure on this.Saxos are tax and insurance exept. if you crash run and buy another one.Save up do not waste money on extras.Use you dads for a bit as name driver but reg. car also in his name for law .3rd party cover only...

I take it English isn't your first language?

BenSilverSaxo
16th September 2009, 21:15
This is were us new tramps ask small simple questions about our new saxo toys.It says that in club rule book .I have spent a while reading codes,more rules to read when i got time.My spelling grammer is not great but do not take p*ss.Whot pc y gt u 32 bitter boy.I still want a saxo answer about my car . will turn up at a show soon then you can face talk with me hope you r a good man.I will send my p[ersonel reg. first b4 hand...

Was that aimed at me dickhead?

Liam_LFC_VTR
16th September 2009, 21:19
I take it English isn't your first language?

It's a piss take account.

Mr_X
16th September 2009, 22:04
It's a piss take account.

i thought he was foreign?

Liam_LFC_VTR
16th September 2009, 22:05
i thought he was foreign?

Mark David from Birmingham.

I know the accent is a bit weird, but I wouldn't say it was foreign :P

Nah it's a piss take account.

Mr_X
16th September 2009, 22:10
Mark David from Birmingham.

I know the accent is a bit weird, but I wouldn't say it was foreign :P

Nah it's a piss take account.

:oops:

i thought Birmingham was multi cultural.

yeah must be the accent :p

if it is a piss take, im surprised he isnt bored yet

Saxo-SX
16th September 2009, 22:56
I usually see old corsa's, golfs, AX's and Starlets rallying around.

Always see the same 1.1 saxo going for a new land speed record down my street.

TBH around here theres a lot of middle aged wankers in there Audi's/BMW's/Golfs etc that want to race everybody on the road.

Then theres the odd Black range rover with tinted windows and chrome wheels with Bassline music blaring from the speakers, which also thrashes it down every road, then stops every 2 miles to refil.

Asherz86
17th September 2009, 09:26
i ride stupidly fast on my bike but only were i know the roads and were junctions are. i guess its bcoz i know i have the power to get away from the cars and enjoy the empty road :S.. tbh though after riding a bike for so long the speed got borin and handling and accelration is were its at for me now. you can be a straight line warrior but takes a man to corner fast

shooorn94
17th September 2009, 09:48
I've purely read this thread for markdavid's post. Epically full of win. I thought English wasn't his first language too Jazz. Just appears to have awful grammar.

Anywho, I personally don't know how a d*ck drives, I've never whipped it out of my under garments and tried to drive with it, so I couldn't possibly give a direct comparison to a young saxo driver driving in this manner.

Rogue_Shadow
17th September 2009, 10:48
I've purely read this thread for markdavid's post. Epically full of win. I thought English wasn't his first language too Jazz. Just appears to have awful grammar.

Anywho, I personally don't know how a d*ck drives, I've never whipped it out of my under garments and tried to drive with it, so I couldn't possibly give a direct comparison to a young saxo driver driving in this manner.


:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping:

:y:

ally-vts
17th September 2009, 14:05
Im surprised the police havn't dry raped you already.. Nice collection of driving offences there

ive already got 9 points, i reckon im getting off with all that though, 400 quid a hour lawyer plus a lot of mistakes in the citation :)

djmartin
17th September 2009, 14:13
I'm only 20 but I don't drive like a dick,
most young drivers e.g most of my friends, have no experiance
and no pride they show off in front of ther mates and more often than not
infront of girls, but end up making themselves look like idiots

so true haha

last year one of my mates was in his corsa and he thought he would try and show off, so from stand still he put his foot down to do a wheel spin wheels span then found grip and he had overteer and ended up into the kurb front first destroying his front bumper and also some how buckled one of his wheels lols.

that was in front of lasses and we all just laughted thinking muppet. :wall:

and the strange thing is he been driving for over 4 yers now and STILL did a stupid imature thing like that :S

D--R--E--W
17th September 2009, 14:24
i have found that most vtr owners put the foot to try and get the most out there 8v but vts owners know they have the power so dont tend to boot the shit out it as much

plus when they look at the petrol gauge they realise 'holy shit' and stay off the throttle

SAM-S44MDS-
20th October 2010, 15:21
FLOl, I do hope that post was a joke

W103_A5H
20th October 2010, 15:56
Well i think its young drivers in general, hense why the insurance is so high.

i know someone who was 18 at the time i think, haden't long passed his test. anyways he saw an RX-7 drifting around one of the big roundabouts near a service station here, and he thought it would be cool to copy him in his 1.4 standard civic... BANG! into a streetlamp he goes... car is written off! what a knob!

kc-saxo
20th October 2010, 16:03
What's with all the epic thread bumps

AdamSaxo
20th October 2010, 16:13
Just thinking about this, why is it 75% of saxo owners under 19 drive like cocks? it must just be where im from, but its true! why just saxo owners though? i can name about 10 people that are like it atm, overtaking on corners, too much confidence and late breaking, no skill at all...

Hence why you see these bbc news stories about people dying in saxos.. wtf

Ive just realised, im never going in a saxo unless its being driven by my nan

im from pretty near to you, i agree
most people do drive like cocks in saxos

AdamSaxo
20th October 2010, 16:14
im from pretty near to you, i agree
most people do drive like cocks in saxos

but thats just because of the area lol