What would you do?....

[olly_vts]

You're at uni, you've left a slice of pizza from your dominoes to have for breaky the next morning. And its gone and you know which housemate has eaten it.

Suggestions? This cunt it renowned for taking what isnt his.

[Gary-VTR]

Shit on his pillow. Or eat all of his food.

[maddison_vts]

just eat his food.:panic:

[ad_77]

Don't mention a thing to your housemate. Get another pizza tonight, leave out a slice again but this time have a wank and cum on said pizza. In the morning if its gone at least you can gloat that your housemate has eaten your cum lol! It'd be the last time your pizza will be eaten!

[emmzibobble]

do you watch hollyoaks? their answer was to pour laxitives on it for next time but thats pretty harsh :/

[Maxamus]

Don't mention a thing to your housemate. Get another pizza tonight, leave out a slice again but this time have a wank and cum on said pizza. In the morning if its gone at least you can gloat that your housemate has eaten your cum lol! It'd be the last time your pizza will be eaten!

Do that!! PLEASE!!!!

[M1VT]

kick him in the face
ad eat some pizza

[Craddock]

Do what they did on hollyoaks, put some laxitives on the pizza.

Wipe your cock all over his pillow after a night of bang babes and then clean it with his tooth brush.

Hide a boiled egg in his bedroom.

Have tiny wee in his shoe.

[Saxo-Wason]

Where i used to work there was a man (whos passed away unfortunatly now:() who brought his own stuff in to make drinks at tea break, i.e coffee, milk and sugar. His sugar started going missing and he couldnt catch who was doing it, so he filled his tin that he kept sugar in with rat poison 'apparently' and left a note in the tin saying that it was rat poison and he hoped the theiving bastard died....his sugar, milk and coffe stopped going missing from that day on:wink:

Now im not saying kill your flat mates, just make them REALLY ill:A:

Aha!

[Saxo-Wason]

Don't mention a thing to your housemate. Get another pizza tonight, leave out a slice again but this time have a wank and cum on said pizza. In the morning if its gone at least you can gloat that your housemate has eaten your cum lol! It'd be the last time your pizza will be eaten!

Lmfao! Sounds like you've done that before. Thats epic.

[J222JRA]

i would fuck his mum, film it and then post it on the net!............maybe involve his sister if he has one

[olly_vts]

Don't mention a thing to your housemate. Get another pizza tonight, leave out a slice again but this time have a wank and cum on said pizza. In the morning if its gone at least you can gloat that your housemate has eaten your cum lol! It'd be the last time your pizza will be eaten!

haha to be fair i am really liking this one!

Just have to wait till next tuesday - 2 for tuesday at dominoes

[saxo_asa]

i would fuck his mum, film it and then post it on the net!............maybe involve his sister if he has one

I like

[Saxo-Wason]

i would fuck his mum, film it and then post it on the net!............maybe involve his sister if he has one

Maybe a tad extream...what ever floats your boat though:wink:

[ad_77]

Lmfao! Sounds like you've done that before. Thats epic.

Oh yes!! I was a vengeful bastard in my student days :)

[olly_vts]

i would fuck his mum, film it and then post it on the net!............maybe involve his sister if he has one

haha i like

[Silver2000saxo]

:pizza: :panic: :detective: :rage: :argue: :boxing: :ouch: :hug: :drink: :y:


SIMPLES

[Craddock]

:pizza: :panic: :detective: :rage: :argue: :boxing: :ouch: :hug: :drink: :y:


hahaha

[Saxo-Wason]

Oh yes!! I was a vengeful bastard in my student days :)

Lmao i just got a new hero

[oli208]

Don't mention a thing to your housemate. Get another pizza tonight, leave out a slice again but this time have a wank and cum on said pizza. In the morning if its gone at least you can gloat that your housemate has eaten your cum lol! It'd be the last time your pizza will be eaten!

Do it, it will be jokes!!!!!!!!

[Ste]

Put superglue around his bedroom door, him inside or out, its funny both ways.

[Bickerton]

My personal fave is to take their toothbrush, stick the head up your own arse, take a pic of it, and show it to them in a week or so ;)

[ad_77]

My personal fave is to take their toothbrush, stick the head up your own arse, take a pic of it, and show it to them in a week or so ;)

Haha that is awesome!

[Elliott]

defo use his tooth brush after you've had a shit to clean your rusty bullet hole

[Thou]

Don't mention a thing to your housemate. Get another pizza tonight, leave out a slice again but this time have a wank and cum on said pizza. In the morning if its gone at least you can gloat that your housemate has eaten your cum lol! It'd be the last time your pizza will be eaten!

Or the other scenario, you leave the pizza lying in wait, go out, get smashed, then come back in off your face, starving hungry, spy the pizza, completely forgetting what you've done to it.

Would not be fun the next morning.

[J222JRA]

My personal fave is to take their toothbrush, stick the head up your own arse, take a pic of it, and show it to them in a week or so ;)

Thats sick but funny as F*** hahahahaha

[Porky]

Happened to me at college when i was on block release for two weeks at a time in manchester, a lad kept eatin everyone elses stuff, so we all chipped in for some stinkbombs and cracked them all over his bed and every item of his clothing we could find, including his trainers, then we locked his bedroom window and hid the key.

He was not happy, but he learnt his lesson :y:

[Bickerton]

My mate did it in the olden days before digital cameras, took the picture with the guys camera who's toothbrush it was, nice thing to see when the guy was flicking thru his holiday snaps ;)

[Prickle]

i would fuck his mum, film it and then post it on the net!............maybe involve his sister if he has one

hahaha.

I would take a dump under his pillow tbh.

[scot-ish]

laxatives is how i would sort it, either that, or buy the hottest chilli's you can find, like the ones you only have to rub on food, and stuff them on the inside of the pizza, that will give him the shits, and make him moan for hours about the pain in his mouth lol

[Bickerton]

laxatives is how i would sort it, either that, or buy the hottest chilli's you can find, like the ones you only have to rub on food, and stuff them on the inside of the pizza, that will give him the shits, and make him moan for hours about the pain in his mouth lol

Scotch bonnet for example

[-shuggles-]

fart in his mouth when he's sleepin? :cool:

[Viper]

if his room is unlocked..

get some cress seeds.

put them in his carpet in a fairly inconspicuous place. water it every other day if you can. will help if the area gets some sunlight as well.

[1991Tom]

shit in his cornflakes .... that really pisses people off :D

[liam_VTR]

My personal fave is to take their toothbrush, stick the head up your own arse, take a pic of it, and show it to them in a week or so ;)

mint ... :y: