god its boring

[reddevil666]

Nothin to do, its totally crap.........

[Ryyy]

Wash hair?

Hair on your head I mean!

[LVC_VTR]

so is this thread

[reddevil666]

so am i today lmao

[Mr_X]

http://www.6stringheaven.com/images/smilies/tumbleweed2.gif

[Phils_VTR]

Sundays are usually boring.

Was supposed to go santapod japshow too, cba'd to put 150mileson

[James106]

have a wank

[JamesR]

have a wank

Good suggestion.

20 mins selecting the right video
About 10 mins doing the deed.

Half an hour of non-bordom :D

[sparky771]

haha i we workin haha so i werent bored :y:

lmao^^^

[saxokid100]

Thats sundays for you...........:wall::bump::wall:

[nicole_]

fast and furious is on :) keeps me entertained

[Phils_VTR]

wake up, have a wank, go to bathroom to clean up, wait to recharge then repeat.:drink:

[Phils_VTR]

fast and furious what channel?????? :Z

[PSPDan]

fast and furious what channel?????? :Z

It was on Watch.

You missed it :hug:

[saxokid100]

fast and furious is on :) keeps me entertained

thats on all the time these days.........:bash:

[smiith]

Iv put the new bits on my bmx, been to the skatepark, then spend the evening with the mrs watchin x-factor, then doing the sex-factor

[nicole_]

Watch+1 :P
its still on :)

[BLUE_DEVIL]

I'm soooooooooo bored i've done my C.V today. How bad is that? lol

[JamesR]

wake up, have a wank, go to bathroom to clean up, wait to recharge then repeat.:drink:

The long winter evenings must just fly by. ;)

[saxokid100]

I'm soooooooooo bored i've done my C.V today. How bad is that? lol

very bad!! but you may get good job...........:homme:Lol......

[BLUE_DEVIL]

I bloody hope so lol

[mik]

Nothin to do, its totally crap.........

why...? sunday is the best day of the week

[PSPDan]

Failblog will cheer you up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93sMuhaqpBs&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPG2HLyVdOg&feature=channel_page

[saxokid100]

I bloody hope so lol

fingers crossed for you bud!!!:y:

[Phils_VTR]

The long winter evenings must just fly by. ;)

Haha yeah, you know it ;)
edit* if it starts to go red, tender and sore > go to the doctors, apply the cream, wait for heal then repeat all over. :P

[Prickle]

Why fap when you can give your lass a good seeing to. ;)

HAHAHAH

[PSPDan]

What fap when you can give your lass a good seeing to. ;)

HAHAHAH

Cus you'd know all about that wouldn't you John :homme::homme:


:hug:

[Prickle]

Cus you'd know all about that wouldn't you John :homme::homme:


:hug:

Yeah i would idiot. :wall:

[smiith]

Yeah i would idiot. :wall:

Your hand is not a girl... FACT

[JamesR]

Haha yeah, you know it ;)
edit* if it starts to go red, tender and sore > go to the doctors, apply the cream, wait for heal then repeat all over. :P

What if you snap your Banj?

[BLUE_DEVIL]

fingers crossed for you bud!!!:y:

Cheers mate. I'm blasting it out to every job shite er i mean site on tint'net.

[Prickle]

Your hand is not a girl... FACT

Lets laugh *hahahahah*

No seriously is everyone cunts? il answer that. YES.

[PSPDan]

Lets laugh *hahahahah*

No seriously is everyone cunts? il answer that. YES.

At least we know what a cunt is.

[saxokid100]

Cheers mate. I'm blasting it out to every job shite er i mean site on tint'net.

only way these days to get in anywere...........:y::p been there too.......:p

[smiith]

Lets laugh *hahahahah*

No seriously is everyone cunts? il answer that. YES.

If you are not a cunt, you are a victim. You decide which you want to be.

VIRGIN

[Phils_VTR]

What if you snap your Banj?

then there no more strummin im afraid but atleast you had fun:hug:

[JamesR]

Winner of the most blatent white text award goes to!

Smiith :clapping:


then there no more strummin im afraid but atleast you had fun:hug:

Hardly frun snapping your fren unless you have a Serious fetish lawl

[Prickle]

*yawn*

Same poxy jokes jesus.

[Mr_X]

Why fap when you can give your lass a good seeing to. ;)

HAHAHAH

Sex isnt a substitute for wanking, everyone over 12 knows that

[smiith]

*yawn*

Same poxy jokes jesus.

Call me Glennjamin.. Jesus is just getting to common for me nowerdays

[saxokid100]

Sex isnt a substitute for wanking, everyone over 12 knows that

Lol.......

[PSPDan]

John everyone knows that someone who has enough time for 20 posts per day does not have a girlfriend ;)

[Prickle]

Call me Glennjamin.. Jesus is just getting to common for me nowerdays

LOL.

Pisses me right of, see pic of me.. "HAHA he wont have a lass". Well sorry for pissing on your face but i do.

End of/

John everyone knows that someone who has enough time for 20 posts per day does not have a girlfriend ;)


Lets get this straight. You have posted loads more than me recently. You tell me who hasnt a gf.

[smiith]

LOL.

Pisses me right of, see pic of me.. "HAHA he wont have a lass". Well sorry for pissing on your face but i do.

End of/




Lets get this straight. You have posted loads more than me recently. You tell me who hasnt a gf.

she look like this?

http://www.ispub.com/ispub/ijpn/volume_7_number_2_9/down_syndrome_with_ectropion/down-fig1.jpg

[PSPDan]

Lets get this straight. You have posted loads more than me recently. You tell me who hasnt a gf.

I'm just trying to catch up with you though :(


And I'm guessing you by the way you bite at a harmless bit of banter :homme:

[Prickle]

I'm just trying to catch up with you though :(


And I'm guessing you by the way you bite at a harmless bit of banter :homme:

You will never catch up. ;)

Because i always get the piss taken and im sick ok and dont need it from a load of internet :geek:

[Mr_X]

Lol.......

its true. Now, my gf has an open mind BUT i cant imagine she would agree to letting me smash the hell outa her and her sister in every hole, then snowballing between them and finishing with a golden shower etc etc. i wont go into details but it aint going to happen.

HENCE why men wank, so it isnt OUR fault.

Now that i have lowered the tone.

Goodnight.

[PSPDan]

You will never catch up. ;)

Because i always get the piss taken and im sick ok and dont need it from a load of internet :geek:

I'm sorry John.

[smiith]

You will never catch up. ;)

Because i always get the piss taken and im sick ok and dont need it from a load of internet :geek:

Theres a lad who comes to our local skatepark like you... So emo he would shit razorblades, and just takes every joke serious.

If you cant have a laugh in life, you might aswell walk into compton dressed as the KKK

[Mr_X]

Sexual frustration ftl

[reddevil666]

if only i had the tools i need to have a wank, rofl
:P

[PSPDan]

if only i had the tools i need to have a wank, rofl
:P

You have fingers? :S

[Liamm]

You have fingers? :S

so obvious but still made me chuckle :clapping:
and is it only me who now has pics in my head :P (A)

[reddevil666]

Lmao....... now now, im shy!!!!:oops:

[PSPDan]

Lmao....... now now, im shy!!!!:oops:

Aw that's ok! Click Here. (http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/categorydisplay3_cp||et!letc~ev!10201||et!letc~ev! 10202||_40151_10202_-1_10201_10001?rw.cm=google,ppc,rampant+rabbit)

[reddevil666]

You have fingers? :S

tut tut :fcuk:

[reddevil666]

Aw that's ok! Click Here. (http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/categorydisplay3_cp||et!letc~ev!10201||et!letc~ev! 10202||_40151_10202_-1_10201_10001?rw.cm=google,ppc,rampant+rabbit)

i got one of each, im not shy on my own:p

[Junaid]

The long winter evenings must just fly by. ;)

oh no winter evenings :(

[reddevil666]

oh no winter evenings :(

is that what ann summers is for lol

[PSPDan]

i got one of each, im not shy on my own:p

Pics or you're lying.

[reddevil666]

Pics or you're lying.

ill have to be lying then :P i cant show u !!!

[PSPDan]

ill have to be lying then :P i cant show u !!!

pm me x

[reddevil666]

pm me x

hahaha :) no lol

[PSPDan]

hahaha :) no lol

Boner kill right there.

[Junaid]

haha i neva knew anna sumers sold toys ;) ha

[PSPDan]

haha i neva knew anna sumers sold toys ;) ha

Well now you can surprise the mrs. :y:

[Junaid]

Well now you can surprise the mrs. :y:

Ha to right mate :y:

[PSPDan]

Ha to right mate :y:

Buy her one of the cheap shit ones though. Don't want to put yourself out of business.

[Junaid]

Buy her one of the cheap shit ones though. Don't want to put yourself out of business.

lool didnt think of that
but i can find the spot to make her pop much better then a vibration can;)

[PSPDan]

lool didnt think of that
but i can find the spot to make her pop much better then a vibration can;)

Yeah but some of those things have vibrating bunnies on top, rotating metal balls inside, the bellend wiggles about and they come with like 2million vibration settings.

Beat that.

http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/7/4/Remote_Control_Rabbit_1.jpg

[Cov_Rob]

deeeeey 1,000,734 in the saxperience house. The housemates seem to have gone vibrator crazy. PSPdan's explaining the finer points of the Rampant Rabbit

[PSPDan]

deeeeey 1,000,734 in the saxperience house. The housemates seem to have gone vibrator crazy. PSPdan's explaining the finer points of the Rampant Rabbit

BOOBS

http://www.fastcar.co.uk/04570735437744800102/gallery/amy-alexandra-big-brother-topless-1.jpg

[Cov_Rob]

FANNY!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2007/10/15/fanny_3_330_330x330.jpg

[Cov_Rob]

thats fanny cradock btw lol

[PSPDan]

Too old for me.

Good night. :hug:

[Mark51]

http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv178/TheFrogPrince/Spam--Alert.gif

[Ryyy]

pm me x

Boner kill right there.

Oh Dear...

Someone needs to get laid haha.

[TheDanBurgess]

Damn Straight.
Im just learning theory...

[hellonpluto]

Nothin to do, its totally crap.........

masturbation is the only cure to bordem.

if you're a girl, remember to record it and post in a new thread on sax-p.com

[Ryyy]

Proved my point really haha.

What is the point of this thread btw?!

[Junaid]

[QUOTE=PSPDan;3731525]Yeah but some of those things have vibrating bunnies on top, rotating metal balls inside, the bellend wiggles about and they come with like 2million vibration settings.

Beat that.


haha sounds like a mission :boxing:

[markdavid]

Nice bit of candle wax,candy-toffee apple lover.Sunday girl,yho Blondie where you go,by C.Eastward jolly cowboy spraggeti lover.

[Ryyy]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.