Can any one speak.....

[AXracing]

Can any one speak women here? As I require a translator :wacko:

[CharlotteBD]

yes haha

[squee]

maybe means no
yes means maybe
nothing means im pissed off
thats all you need to know mate!

[Mr_X]

its simple. I can tell you why its going wrong.

Men have a need for logic and sense, however women dont.

[Mr_X]

maybe means no
yes means maybe
nothing means im pissed off
thats all you need to know mate!

:clapping:

So damn true!

[Bound]

If I could have a man in a womans body, I would.

Man.. that would be ace, best friend, (probably keep a womans voice though, would be a bit wierd otherwise), but do the ol' switchero into a female body, then bam, someone you want to talk to, smart, funny (girls aren't funny, proven fact :D), plus, can bang, and are hot.

Win.

[CharlotteBD]

its simple. I can tell you why its going wrong.

Men have a need for logic and sense, however women dont.

oi! haha

[Mochachino]

aye when they are ignoring you, even when they say they aint theyre in a mood with you over somthing. Theyre too dumb to tell us whats up though couse its either sumthing pathetic or they jus dont tell us so we can improve things.

[K17NEY]

im fine means youve pissed her off
we'll see means no
get off im tired means hold her down and do it anyway.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

"Not in the mood tonight"

She's more than likely on her blob tbh.

[AXracing]

We are going away in a fortnight. First to London to a gig, then to a show in Newcastle and then two days in Manchester for the track racing. We are staying in hotels whilst travelling. So I asked what the plans were so I could write it down. After 3 hours of 20 questions and we had not got passed what were doing after the gig in London on the first day. I have just had to walk away before I smash my head open on the nearest hard object.

[K17NEY]

just tell em"yes means no,no means brown" your in a win win situation then.

[Mochachino]

We are going away in a fortnight. First to London to a gig, then to a show in Newcastle and then two days in Manchester for the track racing. We are staying in hotels whilst travelling. So I asked what the plans were so I could write it down. After 3 hours of 20 questions and we had not got passed what were doing after the gig in London on the first day. I have just had to walk away before I smash my head open on the nearest hard object.

dump her.

[K17NEY]

We are going away in a fortnight. First to London to a gig, then to a show in Newcastle and then two days in Manchester for the track racing. We are staying in hotels whilst travelling. So I asked what the plans were so I could write it down. After 3 hours of 20 questions and we had not got passed what were doing after the gig in London on the first day. I have just had to walk away before I smash my head open on the nearest hard object.

leave her in the house

[AXracing]

dump her.

Cant do that she has my bike :fcuk:

[Mr_X]

Cant do that she has my bike :fcuk:

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0809/bicycles-and-women-demotivational-poster-1220873767.jpg

[Bound]

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0809/bicycles-and-women-demotivational-poster-1220873767.jpg

hahahahahahhhahahahahahah

[mtpagey]

[IMG]

to quote the infamous line; 'god bless the internet' :clapping:

[JamesR]

im fine means youve pissed her off
we'll see means no
get off im tired means hold her down and do it anyway.


How are you not in prison!? :fcuk:

[hellonpluto]

women have shit sense of balance

[ShockZy]

love winding my gf up when shes in a mood haha