is it too forward to ask a lass youve never met to marry you over facebook??

[AlexB]

do you think she would go for it lol!

[D--R--E--W]

pics of said lass??

[AlexB]

haha well shes on here so no lol!

[PSPDan]

It's sophia_bush ;)

[Stefan]

do you think she would go for it lol!

Go for it whats the worst she can say ? ;):fcuk:

[PSPDan]

Go for it whats the worst she can say ? ;):fcuk:

I guess yes would be the worst she could say.

[Barry123]

I'd be more concerned how much you'd be ridiculed by the larger majority of mankind if you proposed to a lass you'd never met over facebook.

[Saxo-Will]

Dont do it!!!
cos i want her! lolllll

[AlexB]

It's sophia_bush ;)

haha i might text gav and ask him lmao!!!

I'd be more concerned how much you'd be ridiculed by the larger majority of mankind if you proposed to a lass you'd never met over facebook.

haha i get ridiculed anyway so nothing new there

[nicole_]

ba***le,
i do,

[Jungle_Jim]

lol nicole you dont wanna write that in text its legally binding haha, edit while you can :)

[AlexB]

haha winarrr!!

[welshy23]

lol nicole you dont wanna write that in text its legally binding haha, edit while you can :)

Ahh beautiful legally binding E-Documents, its how i met my second wife! :D

[Chr15]

haha i saw this on fb

alex is just rubbish with the females and i thought i was bad!

[Connor_scotland]

haha do it and then appear at her house breathing heavily. Chicks dig that.

ALso even if she says no,accept it as a yes.

[JamesR]

Your a mod, of course she will say yes ;)

[Maxamus]

Your a mod, of course she will say yes ;)

Ofc as mods are 12" or bigger...:homme:

[Mr_X]

Your a mod, of course she will say yes ;)

You're

[JamesR]

You're

It's too early for using proper grammar :homme:

Ofc as mods are 12" or bigger...:homme:

And he has a fairly large post count, so his E-dong is pretty hefty aswell! ;)

[Cal]

Nicole is married to a horse... serious.

But still, mega fail.

[Ashleyp]

alex, stop cheating on me

this relationship is hard enough with your lack of income to put food on the table for us. x

[nicole_]

cal, shut up pedo :bored:

it's now official, facebook says so ;)

[Daniel09]

Nicole is married to a horse... serious.

But still, mega fail.

2 husbands
http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq142/danielkirsty/6932_297283300432_762345432_9048030.jpg

EDIT: i was made to change the picture :/

[AlexB]

haha i saw this on fb

alex is just rubbish with the females and i thought i was bad!

Haha just cause I have unorthodox chat up lines doesn't mean I'm rubbish
it doesn't exactly help though lol

haha do it and then appear at her house breathing heavily. Chicks dig that.

ALso even if she says no,accept it as a yes.

Haha that's more subtle than my normal technique

Your a mod, of course she will say yes ;)

Haha chicks dig power and all that

Ofc as mods are 12" or bigger...:homme:

I'm 6'1" so that's like 73" lol

Nicole is married to a guy hung like horse... serious.

how did you know that?

alex, stop cheating on me

this relationship is hard enough with your lack of income to put food on the table for us. x

But now there is another income ash
and she's diddy so won't take up much space in the bed

[Sophia_Bush]

christ go to sleep wake up go to work and the spethal one is getting married amazing turn of events! haha 72" whang

[Dodson]

Lets just settle this, there is a lot of bitchin going on sooooo ill step up, take one for the team and ill take nicola out on a date and propose properly......ok.

[AlexB]

christ go to sleep wake up go to work and the spethal one is getting married amazing turn of events! haha 72" whang

i work fast gav lmao

[vtrsarah]

go for it alex you can go to the shed for your honeymoon lool

[AlexB]

haha bad things happen in that shed

allthough if i shout suprise itll be legit lol

[vtrsarah]

alex pssstttt SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlexB]

haha omg nooo

oh wait yeaaaahhh!!!

[vtrsarah]

lmaoooooooo watch yourself now loool

[AlexB]

lol!!!

[adjy90]

Lets just settle this, there is a lot of bitchin going on sooooo ill step up, take one for the team and ill take nicola out on a date and propose properly......ok.

that midget is mine :L

oj :)

[craig180]

PM me who she is and I'll ask her if she fancies you for you.

We can pretend we're back at school :p

[adjy90]

PM me who she is and I'll ask her if she fancies you for you.

We can pretend we're back at school :p

who you going to be the headmaster :P

[craig180]

who you going to be the headmaster :P

I'll be the cheeky mate who gives his friend the impression he's going to ask the girl if she fancies his mate but in reality takes her round the back of the bike sheds for some dick finger fun

[Ashleyp]

hahaha!

Craig180, dirty old man since 1864

[adjy90]

I'll be the cheeky mate who gives his friend the impression he's going to ask the girl if she fancies his mate but in reality takes her round the back of the bike sheds for some dick finger fun

haha legend :D

[PSPDan]

What's the fuss over this Nicole bird anyway? She looks fat in all her pictures :S


A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. The word joke can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

[adjy90]

What's the fuss over this Nicole bird anyway? She looks fat in all her pictures :S


A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. The word joke can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

nicole is not only good looking but very nice to talk to :P

[nicole_]

joke 'fallen flat' then :sad:

[PSPDan]

joke 'fallen flat' then :sad:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! :(

In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents.

[Jungle_Jim]

this thread has turned into this tbh lol :)

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5029/saxp.jpg

[PSPDan]

Simo won't be happy at you posting pictures from his Facebook album.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

If it hasn't already been mentioned, the title of this thread reminds me of MJRallying.

[nicole_]

If it hasn't already been mentioned, the title of this thread reminds me of MJRallying.

:panic: :panic: :panic:

[welshy23]

What's the fuss over this Nicole bird anyway? She looks fat in all her pictures :S

Lmfao thats not very nice!!! i saw the white bit aswell before you call me a twat lol

[adjy90]

Lmfao thats not very nice!!! i saw the white bit aswell before you call me a twat lol

twat :P

[welshy23]

twat :P

Dam! lol

[adjy90]

Dam! lol

haha :D

[AlexB]

If it hasn't already been mentioned, the title of this thread reminds me of MJRallying.

hahaha nah not really that similar as hes crying over it where as im laughing as i did actually randomly ask her to marry me and she sad yes

not i saw a lass i went out with 16 years ago in a club and now i want to cry lol

[craig180]

hahaha nah not really that similar as hes crying over it where as im laughing as i did actually randomly ask her to marry me and she sad yes

not i saw a lass i went out with 16 years ago in a club and now i want to cry lol

You've f**ked it now mate.

[AlexB]

You've f**ked it now mate.

yep but oh well

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Pics of said girl?

[AlexB]

you not doing the normal sax-p perv and facebook attacking

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Don't be a bore ball and say who it is ;)

[AlexB]

haha its not hard to figure out if you read the thread dude

[Cal]

Bum licking is for bum lickers....

[/thread]

[AlexB]

Bum licking is for bum lickers....

[/thread]

:homme: tbh

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Give her an anal creampie tbh.

[qrty]

Don't be a bore ball and say who it is ;)

Isnt there only like 2 girls that currently post on here, because everyone has scared the others off with e-perving?

[craig180]

Isnt there only like 2 girls that currently post on here, because everyone has scared the others off with e-perving?

One of them is Alex

[Krys_23]

Give her an anal creampie tbh.

You like dat huh.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

You like dat huh.

Yeah.

Hate it when I stand up after though and it drips down my leg and makes the top of my socks go all white.

[AlexB]

One of them is Alex

Your just jelouse cause I look better in a bikini than you tbh

[Sophia_Bush]

alex in tight tops wow

[AlexB]

haha gav you love my tight tops