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BenSilverSaxo
21st October 2009, 19:14
Who does it?

Chr15
21st October 2009, 19:15
you do?

Mr_X
21st October 2009, 19:15
yes, and waxed :oops:

bullit
21st October 2009, 19:15
have f0r years. b0ld ftw

craig180
21st October 2009, 19:15
I do..

AlexB
21st October 2009, 19:16
i dont shave but keep them trim lol

JimoVTR
21st October 2009, 19:16
moi......

i used to shave my armpits when i was about 14

J222JRA
21st October 2009, 19:16
yeah...

aidenw
21st October 2009, 19:16
tryed it never again lol

BenSilverSaxo
21st October 2009, 19:17
Im relatively new to the game, it itches like fuck.

JamesR
21st October 2009, 19:17
Trim with scissors, not shave!

Liam_LFC_VTR
21st October 2009, 19:17
Yep.

Sucks when they start to grow back and feel all prickly on your legs when you walk :S:S:S

AJ_SAXO
21st October 2009, 19:17
i dooooooo..... :homme:

JimoVTR
21st October 2009, 19:17
hair trimmers FTW


wet shave FTL

BenSilverSaxo
21st October 2009, 19:18
Is there any way to stop the itching?

JimoVTR
21st October 2009, 19:18
Is there any way to stop the itching?

hair trimmers FTW


wet shave FTL

it works honest

Liam_LFC_VTR
21st October 2009, 19:19
Is there any way to stop the itching?

After you shaved them?

stinkycheese
21st October 2009, 19:21
i dry hump so much that they dont have a chance to grow back.

James106
21st October 2009, 19:25
ouch, warning to all who havn't done it , most ichy thing i've ever experienced! , could of been crabs, not too sure :/

bullit
21st October 2009, 19:25
pics??

Liam_LFC_VTR
21st October 2009, 19:27
ouch, warning to all who havn't done it , most ichy thing i've ever experienced! , could of been crabs, not too sure :/

Hardly crabs if you've shaved all teh pubes :homme:

saxo_mike
21st October 2009, 19:28
hair trimmers FTW


wet shave FTL

win win win

Mochachino
21st October 2009, 19:29
i keep trimmed but wanna go bold. How often do you have to shave, and dont u catch ya balls all the time? n what about crack? i wnana back sack n crack tbh.

Jaytee
21st October 2009, 19:29
Iv had a dabble with a trim. Dont think id shave it up though.

James106
21st October 2009, 19:30
pics??

yes mate, although there may be a slight problem, as i've iched my penis away !

James106
21st October 2009, 19:32
Hardly crabs if you've shaved all teh pubes :homme:

mate they were like cockroaches!

OLLYVTS
21st October 2009, 19:33
I use to but i cant be bother anymore,the mrs did prefer it tho.I just keep them neat now.

Liam_LFC_VTR
21st October 2009, 19:33
mate they were like cockroaches!

I know all about it ;)

stu-n-shell
21st October 2009, 19:35
Hardly crabs if you've shaved all teh pubes :homme:

shaving doesnt rid you of crabs they cling to the tiny hairs you cant see and the shaver doesnt cut.

bit of useless knowledge that may help a few of you later lol

smiith
21st October 2009, 19:38
i do, its not too bad, just moisturise daily after you have shaved, and its fineee

Liam_LFC_VTR
21st October 2009, 19:38
shaving doesnt rid you of crabs they cling to the tiny hairs you cant see and the shaver doesnt cut.

bit of useless knowledge that may help a few of you later lol

If you get them waxed surely that takes all the hairs away though?:S:S

sparky771
21st October 2009, 19:43
iTrim FTW you can choose how long you want them ;)

Mark51
21st October 2009, 19:45
trim with trimmer, bit dangerous when you get too close to the skin

stevie_m
21st October 2009, 19:47
Its a must to keep it neat ... can't be having that bush tucker and expect to get mouth hugs !

nothing worse than hairy teeth !

JamesR
21st October 2009, 19:49
Cut my sack with the scissors once though, not deaply but still wasnt good :n:

And my grundle is like the amazon, so i have to angle the mirror at it and hope for the best :D

James106
21st October 2009, 19:53
trim with trimmer, bit dangerous when you get too close to the skin

your doing it wrong then, user a strimmer. one clean sweep and its all gone, no messing.

Adz
21st October 2009, 19:54
Cut my sack with the scissors once though, not deaply but still wasnt good :n:

And my grundle is like the amazon, so i have to angle the mirror at it and hope for the best :D

lol, idiot, why don't you just get shaver ? number 1 all over FTW lol,

and as for the iching, ermm yeh it does for about the 1st 3 times, but after that its fine, but its gota be done tbh

Adz

ben_VTR
21st October 2009, 19:54
Cut my sack with the scissors once though, not deaply but still wasnt good :n:


ouch !! trim ftw

JamesR
21st October 2009, 19:56
Only done it the once, i want some pubes so i just trim them.

Just sit on the toilet and cut away then flush. But yeah, dont catch your ballbag.

Caino
21st October 2009, 19:59
random thread like, but yeh i do.. speakin of which i needs doin :afro:

mattman1990
21st October 2009, 20:02
i trim, its alot more comfortable than shaving tbh.

adam19
21st October 2009, 20:03
trim but dont shave

Ste
21st October 2009, 20:07
Grade 2 ftw.

OLLYVTS
21st October 2009, 20:08
Chicks do dig it,plus it makes it look bigger

Pornstar look ftw.

McGuire86
21st October 2009, 20:08
clippers, but wet shave on the balls, smooth ftw

James106
21st October 2009, 20:09
got to be the air strip girls dig it !

Bound
21st October 2009, 20:12
Have done in the past, looks shit imo, and is itchy.

Trim sometimes though.

Tbh, should shave armpits more than anything really, swear to god i get out the shower and the smell is still in the hair :/.

But then.. I can pretty much guarantee I am the hairiest here. : D.

JamesR
21st October 2009, 20:13
What do people do abour there behinds? My ass is hairier than a gorilla :n:

James106
21st October 2009, 20:16
What do people do abour there behinds? My ass is hairier than a gorilla :n:

mate hold your horses. we're just gathering what their pubes look like, SOOON we will discuss how our bum holes look :homme:

Ste
21st October 2009, 20:18
Im lucky in that my ass hair stays between the cracks, got to keep pubes in shape though, girls don't like pubes tickling there noses.

sparky771
21st October 2009, 20:19
haha ^^

JamesR
21st October 2009, 20:20
When i go the toilet i HAVE to use baby wipes, as the excrement sticks to by bottom hair and normal paper just doesnt get rid or it. Not cool. Realy need to sort it out, but cant see to trim.

OLLYVTS
21st October 2009, 20:23
When i go the toilet i HAVE to use baby wipes, as the excrement sticks to by bottom hair. Not cool. Realy need to sort it out, but cant see to trim.

Winets are never good,get it waxed.

James106
21st October 2009, 20:23
When i go the toilet i HAVE to use baby wipes, as the excrement sticks to by bottom hair and normal paper just doesnt get rid or it. Not cool. Realy need to sort it out, but cant see to trim.

mate farrrrr to much detail !!!! any advice on how to get rid?:homme:

sparky771
21st October 2009, 20:24
When i go the toilet i HAVE to use baby wipes, as the excrement sticks to by bottom hair and normal paper just doesnt get rid or it. Not cool. Realy need to sort it out, but cant see to trim.

Back, sac and crack FTW ;)

Scott-jarvis
21st October 2009, 20:25
and my chest hair, lol, for the past 3/4 years, its bloody great

Slammed_Posi_Vtr
21st October 2009, 20:26
Yeah occasionally.. Cba a lot of the time, never met a girl who can reach the pubes with her nose ;)

claff
21st October 2009, 20:35
shaveing= massively gay

trimming = OK

Spanky
21st October 2009, 20:37
Balls and shaft fully bald, upper hair trimmed with a number 1 blade :y:

To much info?

JamesR
21st October 2009, 20:40
Balls and shaft fully bald, upper hair trimmed with a number 1 blade :y:

To much info?

Not really, i went into more imo :D

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 20:41
euhh wow just wow . . .

Spanky
21st October 2009, 20:44
Not really, i went into more imo :D

goes to investigate....

EDIT - so you did, as for arse hair, a trimmer with a number 2 on does the job ;) or get it waxed, i was oging to do that, but then id have a line where my leg hair starts,and that would look weird i think :wacko:

Spanky
21st October 2009, 20:46
shaveing= massively gay

trimming = OK

question - do you liek a girl with a hairy muff??

I no i sure dont, so i dont expect ANY girl to get pubes in their face/up there nose/in there mouth when they are going to work on me!

Plus, it makes intercourse more stimulating, even though you obviously wont no, try having a slow fuck after you have just both shaved, Ooo the joy :D

Hardly gay, just keeping yourself tidy, and it makes your willy look bigger, not that i need that of corse :S :S

Liamm
21st October 2009, 20:50
i used to shave patterns into mine, i had my gf's initials in before lol, and then racing stripes ;)
then just got rid alltogether and it is so much better and neater :y:
just got rid again few hours ago actually lol.
Might try a wax next time though just to go extra smooth :P

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 20:51
this is disturbing . .

JamesR
21st October 2009, 20:52
*Goes to shave Citroen chevrons into pubes*

Bound
21st October 2009, 20:54
*Goes to shave Citroen chevrons into pubes*

Their just gonna think your cocks gonna fall off.

Liamm
21st October 2009, 20:54
*Goes to shave Citroen chevrons into pubes*

omg do it ! :O :clapping:

Spanky
21st October 2009, 20:54
*Goes to shave Citroen chevrons into pubes*

try for "saxo" on your arse, obviously knowing where the "o" goes you said you had a hairy arse...lol

Spanky
21st October 2009, 20:55
*Goes to shave Citroen chevrons into pubes*

do them upside down so they pointing to your willy :D

Citroen Chevrons + Pointer For The Ladies :y:

JamesR
21st October 2009, 20:58
Good idea, or could write SAX-P in them if i grow them some more? Good advertisment for Simo ;)

Their just gonna think your cocks gonna fall off.

Lmfao

Cov_Rob
21st October 2009, 21:01
I shaved once. The itching was UNBAREABLE!! Stick to trimming now lol

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 21:02
lol this must be the strangest thread i have read yet lol

andrew0510
21st October 2009, 21:10
I did :) WAs nice... No itches

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 21:13
if i started this now i think my mrs would think it was for someone eles lol

furiomike
21st October 2009, 21:16
i did wet shave once and it itched so bad i thought no one else in the world can have done this before. trim ftw now, and have to tbh because it grows back worse :(

adam19
21st October 2009, 21:16
i used to shave patterns into mine, i had my gf's initials in before lol, and then racing stripes ;)
then just got rid alltogether and it is so much better and neater :y:
just got rid again few hours ago actually lol.
Might try a wax next time though just to go extra smooth :P

wax ouch gotta say not one for trying must hurt like shit :drink:

readie
21st October 2009, 21:17
i do
first few times it got to me lol used to itch badddd lol but now it dont fuss me and waxing i think it would be good but you go out and get it done or do it yourself beacuse i couldnt bring myself to pull it off and the crack is a different matter because if you think it itches now think what it would be like when your walkin

BenSilverSaxo
21st October 2009, 21:20
Shopping list for tomorrow some clippers. I am gonna go for a number one and then shaved balls i feel.

Wonder if the missus will shave my arse if i do hers lol

Liamm
21st October 2009, 21:22
wax ouch gotta say not one for trying must hurt like shit :drink:

gets rid though doesnt it lol
Ill update when i do it xD

sparky771
21st October 2009, 21:23
its probs the only one where everyone is agreeing lol

readie
21st October 2009, 21:23
what about the clippers they use to do like your sideburns or facial hair? that get proper close to the skin closer than 1 but might leave it less itchy

speedyvtr
21st October 2009, 21:24
yea i do and always have lol.

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 21:26
any prefrances on clippers? or dusnt it matter?

Sophia_Bush
21st October 2009, 21:26
what about the hair around your poo pipe and between poo pipe and ball sack

Rogue_Shadow
21st October 2009, 21:27
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Rizzor/OMG_WTF.jpg

Liamm
21st October 2009, 21:28
what about the hair around your poo pipe and between poo pipe and ball sack

ass & gooch goes bye bye to :hug:

adam19
21st October 2009, 21:29
any prefrances on clippers? or dusnt it matter?

babyliss :homme:

Jazz
21st October 2009, 21:31
Yep shaven for the win, pornstar look. Plus the girls are more comfortable touching without getting their fingers tangles in wires.

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 21:32
so its a winner then?

Rogue_Shadow
21st October 2009, 21:36
Winner =trim ftw

shaven = Hell No

Liam_LFC_VTR
21st October 2009, 21:37
Epic thread tbh.

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 21:37
worth a bash then

sparky771
21st October 2009, 21:41
babyliss :homme:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Babyliss-Men-I-Trim-Stubble-Trimmer/dp/B000UL5ZA4 :P you can alter the length of how long you want them, 2.0mm for me :y:

Sophia_Bush
21st October 2009, 21:42
if you have a small one apprantly make the baby look like a manly whang

BenSilverSaxo
21st October 2009, 21:42
Who would have thought the thread i made about pubes would be my most responded to lol

JamesR
21st October 2009, 21:46
Ever run your fingers through them like in a pulling manor when wet?

I find that it makes them curly :D

vtr_cheshire
21st October 2009, 21:48
2 raxors blade, one for face.

1 for pubes, once a week on a friday before the night out. They get used to it. Ladies prefer it too

bridgesvtr90
21st October 2009, 21:49
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Babyliss-Men-I-Trim-Stubble-Trimmer/dp/B000UL5ZA4 :P you can alter the length of how long you want them, 2.0mm for me :y:

lol it has "auto-lube"

adam19
21st October 2009, 21:57
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Babyliss-Men-I-Trim-Stubble-Trimmer/dp/B000UL5ZA4 :P you can alter the length of how long you want them, 2.0mm for me :y:

treat myself for christmas :y::A: :cool:

Mr_X
21st October 2009, 21:58
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Babyliss-Men-I-Trim-Stubble-Trimmer/dp/B000UL5ZA4 :P you can alter the length of how long you want them, 2.0mm for me :y:

If you buy used, you can get it cheaper ;)

vtr_cheshire
21st October 2009, 21:59
2 raxors blade, one for face.

1 for pubes, once a week on a friday before the night out. They get used to it. Ladies prefer it too

Oh and a decent moisturiser.

Dave89
21st October 2009, 22:01
lol at this thread

trim for me, cant bring myself to use a shaver after a friend whilst drunk thought he'd do his, although he slipped and the razor went sideways and cut him lol

JamesR
21st October 2009, 22:01
Get a crazy jap bird to pull them out with her teath? sorted :y:

Liam_LFC_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:02
although he slipped and it the razor went sideways and cut him lol

My william john shrivelled when I read that.

sparky771
21st October 2009, 22:02
Get a crazy jap bird to pull them out with her teath? sorted :y:

lol i may look into this :mobile:

JamesR
21st October 2009, 22:04
lol i may look into this :mobile:

Dont knock it until you have tried it :P

And the japs excrete on each other, pulling pubes with teath will be like the looking at the porn in Fast Car :homme:

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:04
man i dunno wether to try this for the sake of it lmfao dunno what the mrs would say like

Mr_X
21st October 2009, 22:06
I seriously cant believe most of you. Bush ftl

adam19
21st October 2009, 22:06
man i dunno wether to try this for the sake of it lmfao dunno what the mrs would say like

no sex until there grown back :fcuk:

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:07
man i dunno wether to try this for the sake of it lmfao dunno what the mrs would say like

thats wat im thinking lol

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:07
no sex until there grown back :fcuk:

:wall::wall: id drather dry hump a cactus :wall::wall:

adam19
21st October 2009, 22:08
:wall::wall: id drather dry hump a cactus :wall::wall:

might have to try that ;)

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:09
might have to try that ;)

if she says that no way am i doing it think i mite run it by her first lmfao

she mite like the idea tho she's never mentioned it :fcuk:

adam19
21st October 2009, 22:10
if she says that no way am i doing it think i mite run it by her first lmfao

she mite like the idea tho she's never mentioned it :fcuk:

i would for safe terms :P lol

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:11
women are never happy tho well mine if mines is anything to go by

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:12
women are never happy tho well mine if mines is anything to go by

dunno whats she look like lmfao

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:14
the looks are gd just the moaning lol

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:16
the looks are gd just the moaning lol

she got a nice ass ? pics please :p:fcuk:

and depends what kind of moaning your on about aswell lmfao

but im gna ask my chick if she can do citroen chevrons on her :cool:

RobVT
21st October 2009, 22:16
i swear once you shaved and you start sweating it feels minging, now i just trim

readie
21st October 2009, 22:17
my mrs is happier with it tbh i just came out with her and she liked it lol so set really ask her she can only say no

adam19
21st October 2009, 22:19
better really doing if you do after the winter otherwise it gunna get a bit chilly on the ????? ;)

PSPDan
21st October 2009, 22:19
My mrs bullied me into shaving them. Didn't know what I was doing so wet shaved. Blunted about 4 razor heads. Cut my scrotum... Stung like fuck. My dick looked like one of those baby rats. Never realised my balls were so wrinkly!

Then I got a REALLY bad rash. Was very sore and itchy. Red and bumpy too. Mrs hated it. Couldn't have sex because it was so sore. Waited 4 weeks for the itchiness to wear off before shagging again.

I just have bush now. Every now and again the mrs moans that I always make her shave when I don't do it myself so I give them a trim. Still leave them at about 4cm lol.

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:22
My mrs bullied me into shaving them. Didn't know what I was doing so wet shaved. Blunted about 4 razor heads. Cut my scrotum... Stung like fuck. My dick looked like one of those baby rats. Never realised my balls were so wrinkly!

Then I got a REALLY bad rash. Was very sore and itchy. Red and bumpy too. Mrs hated it. Couldn't have sex because it was so sore. Waited 4 weeks for the itchiness to wear off before shagging again.

I just have bush now. Every now and again the mrs moans that I always make her shave when I don't do it myself so I give them a trim. Still leave them at about 4cm lol.

nasty:wacko:

but true she can only say no . . .

anyone let their mrs loose with the shaver on their nuts ?

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:22
she got a nice ass ? pics please :p:fcuk:

and depends what kind of moaning your on about aswell lmfao

but im gna ask my chick if she can do citroen chevrons on her :cool:

ill sort some out lol now chevrons that could work lmao :y:

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:25
i aint taking any pics of the mrs chevrons if she does em lmfao

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:27
lmao na m8 that would be too much lol

readie
21st October 2009, 22:28
nasty:wacko:

but true she can only say no . . .

anyone let their mrs loose with the shaver on their nuts ?

would you let urs?

hahaha i dont think so i trust her but razors are deadly with clippers year but not the razor

RobVT
21st October 2009, 22:28
My mrs bullied me into shaving them. Didn't know what I was doing so wet shaved. Blunted about 4 razor heads. Cut my scrotum... Stung like fuck. My dick looked like one of those baby rats. Never realised my balls were so wrinkly!

Then I got a REALLY bad rash. Was very sore and itchy. Red and bumpy too. Mrs hated it. Couldn't have sex because it was so sore. Waited 4 weeks for the itchiness to wear off before shagging again.

I just have bush now. Every now and again the mrs moans that I always make her shave when I don't do it myself so I give them a trim. Still leave them at about 4cm lol.

Happened to me aswell :( it sucked

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:28
lmao na m8 that would be too much lol

not for me it wouldnt :fcuk::fcuk:

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:29
would you let urs?

hahaha i dont think so i trust her but razors are deadly with clippers year but not the razor

i dunno ive let her do worse i think lmfao she tried to cut my finger off once :mental:

readie
21st October 2009, 22:35
haha she used to shave my head for me back when i was bald(wet shave) nd she was fine at tht but ya balls got much more wrinkles lol

sparky771
21st October 2009, 22:36
i dunno ive let her do worse i think lmfao she tried to cut my finger off once :mental:

and your gonna let her loose near the family jewels!! :wall:

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:36
haha she used to shave my head for me back when i was bald(wet shave) nd she was fine at tht but ya balls got much more wrinkles lol

nah mine are as smooth as a babys butt ;)

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:37
and your gonna let her loose near the family jewels!! :wall:

lmfao i dont know . . she aint tried bitting it off yet :panic:

m17ky-u
21st October 2009, 22:37
Been doing this shit for a year now, I love it haha.
Itchy for a day or two when new hairs are coming through, but after that there is big of stubble to shave again. After i shave i always splash with cold water, to close the pores

sparky771
21st October 2009, 22:38
lmfao i dont know . . she aint tried bitting it off yet :panic:

abit of teeth feels nice haha ;)

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:38
not for me it wouldnt :fcuk::fcuk:

lol mines is too boring lol id swap her for a vts anyday lmfao

readie
21st October 2009, 22:40
nah mine are as smooth as a babys butt ;)

well then theres sumat wrong then but yea still i would think twice lol

decided what your going for yet sac nd crack or jus trim

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:43
well then theres sumat wrong then but yea still i would think twice lol

decided what your going for yet sac nd crack or jus trim

well think im going to try the trim cuz it dont itch or anything

but nah nowt wrong wiv me lmfao

and omg id never swap my mrs for a car kinda fell for her bit to much hate myself for it to :fcuk::wall:

and bit of a diffrence between bit of teeth and bitting the damn thing off :zainy:

oh still aint decided bout the shave i will confront the mrs about that one i think if she says yeh but you gotta let me do it i mite fall off my chair snd then run to the nearest exit

readie
21st October 2009, 22:46
well think im going to try the trim cuz it dont itch or anything

but nah nowt wrong wiv me lmfao

and omg id never swap my mrs for a car kinda fell for her bit to much hate myself for it to :fcuk::wall:

and bit of a diffrence between bit of teeth and bitting the damn thing off :zainy:

oh still aint decided bout the shave i will confront the mrs about that one i think if she says yeh but you gotta let me do it i mite fall off my chair snd then run to the nearest exit

might aswell go for it man full it only iches for a little bit so i mean then your fine once the skin gets used to the irrotation its fine also helps if you shave when in the shower as the water = extra lube for the blades so less itchy

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:46
might aswell go for it man full it only iches for a little bit so i mean then your fine once the skin gets used to the irrotation its fine also helps if you shave when in the shower as the water = extra lube for the blades so less itchy

il have to wait till i get back to dear old england im at my mothers dont fancy blocking her shower with mah pubes lmfao

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:48
il have to wait till i get back to dear old england im at my mothers dont fancy blocking her shower with mah pubes lmfao

that would be worth the banter lol

readie
21st October 2009, 22:49
hahahahaha first time it was ruff tho i would trim first its like think about shaving a beard off in one go straight to the skin lol end up pulling hald the hairs out

Dave89
21st October 2009, 22:52
what about that hair removal cream/gel, surely safer than a razor lol

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:52
that would be worth the banter lol

not the embaressment tho she already walked in on me doing the gf on the living room sofa . . . not good . . .

and yeh i was thinking trim see how it looks ask the gf then try shorter . .

readie
21st October 2009, 22:54
not the embaressment tho she already walked in on me doing the gf on the living room sofa . . . not good . . .

and yeh i was thinking trim see how it looks ask the gf then try shorter . .

hahaha i bet the look on her face tho hahahahaha made me lol

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:54
go for it m8 im thinking the same

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:55
what about that hair removal cream/gel, surely safer than a razor lol

think that would burn lol

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:55
hahaha i bet the look on her face tho hahahahaha made me lol

ugh man you dont wanna know my gf jumped and fell off the sofa and banged her head on the coffee table ofcorse she was completly starkers my mum just ran out i was like oh shit . . .

and yeh i mite do should i start a progress thread ?

sparky771
21st October 2009, 22:56
my mate tryed that hair removal cream the rashes he had after were hilarious!!

Dave89
21st October 2009, 22:56
think that would burn lol

hmmm not sure tbh lol. its a possibility at least

Dave89
21st October 2009, 22:57
my mate tryed that hair removal cream the rashes he had after were hilarious!!

think it'll be best to leave the hair removal cream then lol

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:57
why not just shave it off and poor petrol on ur dick after wouldnt that have the same effect ?

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 22:57
ugh man you dont wanna know my gf jumped and fell off the sofa and banged her head on the coffee table ofcorse she was completly starkers my mum just ran out i was like oh shit . . .

and yeh i mite do should i start a progress thread ?

classic m8

Dave89
21st October 2009, 22:58
why not just shave it off and poor petrol on ur dick after wouldnt that have the same effect ?

you want to be the first person to give it a shot then lol

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 22:59
yeh well i know i take the piss outa my gf now cuz she hit her head on the table gave her a nice lump on her head was ok till she kicked me in the nuts . . .

and urm il pass on that one . . tho i know somone who poord tabasco sauce on his dick cuz i bet him 50 quid he wouldnt do it . . so funny . .

readie
21st October 2009, 22:59
i couldnt even think about that and cant believe she fell off the sofa and hit her head your mum being awkward now?

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:01
i couldnt even think about that and cant believe she fell off the sofa and hit her head your mum being awkward now?

nah my mums cool about it my gf isnt to kean on coming round anymore tho lmfaoo

oh well i wont be exploiting the kitchen table again anytime soon . . :wall:

tell you what its the only time i wished i was actualy filming us having sex lmfao that would have bin piss funny ...

de51_Hodgey
21st October 2009, 23:03
is it only me where my pubes grow back with epic speeds?

i just get sick of shavin, so i trim for abit then shave for special occasions....

readie
21st October 2009, 23:03
hahaha awww well good luck with the trim lol

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 23:04
i aint been walked in on yet but i could imagine the feeling lol

readie
21st October 2009, 23:05
i have but we wont go into that one lol such a bad feeling special as i hadnt ever met her parents lol

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:06
i aint been walked in on yet but i could imagine the feeling lol

yeh i was like oh shit but when she fell off and banged her head i just pissed my self laughing couldnt help my self she got well moody with me after oh well lmfao

and yeh il start a progress thread on how the trim goes

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:06
i have but we wont go into that one lol such a bad feeling special as i hadnt ever met her parents lol

do we have a repeat of american pie 2 here lmfao

Andys_VTR
21st October 2009, 23:07
gfi m8 im going shopping tomorrow lol

readie
21st October 2009, 23:07
i coudlnt tell u i have seen it dont remember it tho was fun just sitting down for dinner with then was agony after

SneakyVTR
21st October 2009, 23:11
The replies in this thread are fucking funny

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:12
i coudlnt tell u i have seen it dont remember it tho was fun just sitting down for dinner with then was agony after

least i didnt have to do that we took it else where after lmfao :A:

readie
21st October 2009, 23:14
The replies in this thread are fucking funny

haha best thread to read like these was the embarrassing sex one had me lol'ing for hours

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:15
haha best thread to read like these was the embarrassing sex one had me lol'ing for hours

embarassing sex ? omg i missed somthing there i can tell good job i didnt post in that tho . . have a few wierd storys off mates that are really disturbing

readie
21st October 2009, 23:21
embarassing sex ? omg i missed somthing there i can tell good job i didnt post in that tho . . have a few wierd storys off mates that are really disturbing

cant tell me youve not seen that thread
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=151079&highlight=embarrassing

SneakyVTR
21st October 2009, 23:21
Random: Get you and 5 mates in the pub, order in some Guinness and get someone to let a Meaty Chocolate Fudge Dragon out in one of the glasses it's so dark that it won't be seen. Mix the glasses around and then everyone down the pint (Y)

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:22
cant tell me youve not seen that thread
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=151079&highlight=embarrassing

no but i have now . . and im going to read it

readie
21st October 2009, 23:24
it was the fastest growing thread ive ever seen about 3 people posting in the same min

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:26
balls 35 pages i may be a while . .

Dave89
21st October 2009, 23:35
balls 35 pages i may be a while . .

That thread is full of lol's and is definately worth the 35page read lol

readie
21st October 2009, 23:38
it is i just read the first about 6 pages again makes me smile so much

Mallyauto86
21st October 2009, 23:42
reading and nearly pissing my self from laughter omg tom's nan leaving cup of tea while hes jackin off awsome just awsome lmfao

jinjan
22nd October 2009, 00:27
hair trimmers FTW


wet shave FTL

woooo :panic:

XStephyX
22nd October 2009, 15:42
tip for you boys use a clipper with a clipper guard on it and just trim it with that cuz shaving ur js gonna get ingrowing hairs and also if you dont want it to itch try using an exfoliating shower gel with the gritty bits in cuz this will help prevent ur ingrowing hairs and itchy rash :) .Wouldn't recommend waxing to be honest unless you are good with pain plus skin can get caught if not supporting the skin properly = not good!.
Im a beauty therapist so waxed plenty not 2 keen on doing it 2be honest. Plus have your underarms waxed=no sweating :)

Mr_X
22nd October 2009, 16:26
Prob get locked soon along with infractions being handed out....

James106
22nd October 2009, 16:33
lmao 10 pages ! havnt bin on this for 20 hours and this is what happens !!!!

shinner_vtr
22nd October 2009, 16:34
lmao 10 pages ! havnt bin on this for 20 hours and this is what happens !!!!

haha how is there ten pages on pube shaving

Liam_LFC_VTR
22nd October 2009, 16:35
tip for you boys use a clipper with a clipper guard on it and just trim it with that cuz shaving ur js gonna get ingrowing hairs and also if you dont want it to itch try using an exfoliating shower gel with the gritty bits in cuz this will help prevent ur ingrowing hairs and itchy rash :) .Wouldn't recommend waxing to be honest unless you are good with pain plus skin can get caught if not supporting the skin properly = not good!.
Im a beauty therapist so waxed plenty not 2 keen on doing it 2be honest. Plus have your underarms waxed=no sweating :)

Can you not just trim them down with scissors then shave them with a normal razor? :S

XStephyX
22nd October 2009, 16:49
Can you not just trim them down with scissors then shave them with a normal razor? :S

yea can do but like i said it will itch and ingrowing hairs aren't nice to be honest because shaving them blunts the ends of the hair preventing them from pushing back out of the follicle as it should.But yes if you want to trim them cut them down first as it won't hurt as much and shave down 2wards where the hair grows first rather than just shaving against it do this after to smooth it off will be less cuts and friction as hair will be shorter to shave :). aslo if you are going to do this deffo use shaving foam and wet shave!.

Hope this advise helps you boy's lmao.

Liam_LFC_VTR
22nd October 2009, 16:54
yea can do but like i said it will itch and ingrowing hairs aren't nice to be honest because shaving them blunts the ends of the hair preventing them from pushing back out of the follicle as it should.But yes if you want to trim them cut them down first as it won't hurt as much and shave down 2wards where the hair grows first rather than just shaving against it do this after to smooth it off will be less cuts and friction as hair will be shorter to shave :). aslo if you are going to do this deffo use shaving foam and wet shave!.

Hope this advise helps you boy's lmao.

Sooo.... what do you think of "shaven" fellas? ;)

stinkycheese
22nd October 2009, 17:00
she wont wax my sack. :cry:

Tontsy
22nd October 2009, 17:01
wax and trim y0! depending hwo much time i got on my hand!

XStephyX
22nd October 2009, 17:02
i prefer it every lad iv been out with has trimmed it and my b.f im with now does.Just trims it tho doesn't shave it.He lets me wax his chest .and let me do his underarms once after a bit of persuasion he loved it because you don't sweat cuz theres no hair there all his mates wanted theirs doing after lol.

XStephyX
22nd October 2009, 21:40
she wont wax my sack. :cry:

You really want it doing hahaha

sparky771
22nd October 2009, 21:48
its about time we got a girls opinion on this subject haha, i think its made the thread abit manlyer haha ;)

CharlotteBD
22nd October 2009, 21:51
yess shaven guys are good!

sparky771
22nd October 2009, 22:22
yess shaven guys are good!

goes to grab the razor and shaving gear ;)

jaystar89
22nd October 2009, 22:52
tip for you boys use a clipper with a clipper guard on it and just trim it with that cuz shaving ur js gonna get ingrowing hairs and also if you dont want it to itch try using an exfoliating shower gel with the gritty bits in cuz this will help prevent ur ingrowing hairs and itchy rash :) .Wouldn't recommend waxing to be honest unless you are good with pain plus skin can get caught if not supporting the skin properly = not good!.
Im a beauty therapist so waxed plenty not 2 keen on doing it 2be honest. Plus have your underarms waxed=no sweating :)

wax me? it can be an experiment for saxP

kc-saxo
22nd October 2009, 23:45
i used to shave like completely off and then i let it grow , but jesus my balls were so itchy in bed and so uncomfy i had to keep shaving them so now i have full grown pubes and a hairless sack :n:

jaystar89
22nd October 2009, 23:46
i used to shave like completely off and then i let it grow , but jesus my balls were so itchy in bed and so uncomfy i had to keep shaving them so now i have full grown pubes and a hairless sack :n:

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!



:homme:


why did this forum get left open lmao :L

Ashleyp
22nd October 2009, 23:47
i was with a girl that didnt shave.. horrible

i trim

XStephyX
22nd October 2009, 23:47
wax me? it can be an experiment for saxP


Unfortunatly u dnt live n e where near me lol but i wud do it lads can't take the pain. But if u can get sum 1 2 do it deffo do the underarms feels great and no sweating is a bonus!.

XStephyX
22nd October 2009, 23:49
i was with a girl that didnt shave.. horrible

i trim

Oh no how can u not i js think hair there is awful.

Ashleyp
22nd October 2009, 23:51
Oh no how can u not i js think hair there is awful.

had this discussion with ryan

it's awful

Japman
23rd October 2009, 00:19
both

lube and wax

ShockZy
23rd October 2009, 12:39
i was with a girl that didnt shave.. horrible

i trim

My daily favourite laugh haha
i used to shave em , they do get real itchy if u do shave but now i jst cnt be bothered its too much effort. Even tho my gf keeps askin me too shave but last time she tried doin it for me she nearly cut my sack open lmao

trim ftw now (y)

Liam_LFC_VTR
23rd October 2009, 12:49
Trimming is for pussys.

Either do it right or dont do it at all.

Shaven FTW

hellonpluto
23rd October 2009, 13:11
i have shaved them in the past, missus wasn't particulary bothered so let them grow back to the old forest arrangement

SneakyVTR
23rd October 2009, 13:13
i have shaved them in the past, missus wasn't particulary bothered so let them grow back to the old forest arrangement

The best way there is. Winter's coming and those without a forest are going to shrivel

chris_ph2
23rd October 2009, 14:08
i just do a number 2 or 3 all over. pubes, chest, stomach (garden path) and legs. as torso hair hides muscle definition and my legs were just silly hairy before. never caught any sun and looked shit! all i don't shave it my arms cos they're ok

stevenet15
23rd October 2009, 14:34
i shave my ball bag with a razor, and the bush above i just clip down to a number 3

Curran
23rd October 2009, 14:51
someone needs to come up with a better way of removing hair from your balls. its so hard to shave them.

cut my sack with the clippers the other day, not good!

XStephyX
23rd October 2009, 14:57
someone needs to come up with a better way of removing hair from your balls. its so hard to shave them.

cut my sack with the clippers the other day, not good!

Use veet removal cream or the nair stuff it works better trim em first tho will remove em better :y:.

qrty
23rd October 2009, 14:58
Some girls like it shaven, some girls say you look like a small child!

Shaven or trimmed FTW! :y:

Forrest FTL! :n:

jaystar89
23rd October 2009, 15:01
Some girls like it shaven, some girls say you look like a small child!



LOL that is defo going in ma signiture :L:L:L

Curran
23rd October 2009, 15:02
Use veet removal cream or the nair stuff it works better trim em first tho will remove em better :y:.


i'll give it a go. its handy having a pro around to get some advice :)


after using hair removal cream does the hair grow back like its been shaved or like its been waxed, if you know what i mean? soft or stubbly?

i really should do the crack while i'm at it but not if its going to leave me starting fires when i'm walking.

Elliott
23rd October 2009, 15:13
Sod fully shaving it itches like fuck.
Trimmed ftw.

XStephyX
23rd October 2009, 15:13
i'll give it a go. its handy having a pro around to get some advice :)


after using hair removal cream does the hair grow back like its been shaved or like its been waxed, if you know what i mean? soft or stubbly?

i really should do the crack while i'm at it but not if its going to leave me starting fires when i'm walking.

Yea it grows back soft like its been waxed shaving blunts it so i wouldn't keep doing it causes ingrowing hairs which can cause infections in the follicle so if you get a white spot thats what it is.And aslo if you'r going to do ur crack i wouldn't really recommend you shave it because shaving causes friction in the hair follicle which causes the hair to grow back quicker and more of it or grow longer as shaving stimulates the blood supply to the follicle.And people say us beauty therapists are thick.

Andys_VTR
23rd October 2009, 15:16
steph wouldnt it cause a rash or burn?

Curran
23rd October 2009, 15:21
stephy - would you recommend the hair removal cream for the crack?


what a weird thread lolz

XStephyX
23rd October 2009, 15:25
steph wouldnt it cause a rash or burn?

what using hair removal cream?.U can get the stuff 4 that area

XStephyX
23rd October 2009, 15:26
stephy - would you recommend the hair removal cream for the crack?


what a weird thread lolz

read the label first cause some say no but if you gonna shave it don't use a razor to skin will itch too

JamesR
23rd October 2009, 15:28
Burn it off?

Lynx + lighter + tin foil to protect areas = pubes gone :)

Andys_VTR
23rd October 2009, 15:29
ill have a look any recomendations to look for at the shop?

Liam_LFC_VTR
23rd October 2009, 15:30
Burn it off?

Lynx + lighter + tin foil to protect areas = pubes gone :)

You've smelt singed hair before, right?

JamesR
23rd October 2009, 15:32
You've smelt singed hair before, right?

Yes, but use the lynx to cover up the smell ;)

XStephyX
23rd October 2009, 15:33
ill have a look any recomendations to look for at the shop?

look in asda they usually have all of em if not try savers somewhere like that.
Veet or nair is the best but as i said trim em with scissors first.My ex used it on his ball sack and pubes and it worked he didn't get a rash and he just used the normal stuff for legs too was just smooth :y: .

Liam_LFC_VTR
23rd October 2009, 15:35
Yes, but use the lynx to cover up the smell ;)

Something tells me you've done that before ;)

JamesR
23rd October 2009, 15:37
Something tells me you've done that before ;)

May have tried it once :oops:

Liamm
23rd October 2009, 15:47
using lynx to cover it doesnt work either, i burnt all my arm hair off using lynx and a lighter lol, even after sprayin half a tin on it it still stunk :(

Mallyauto86
24th October 2009, 00:06
May have tried it once :oops:

you gotta be kiddin me right lmfaoo

now trimmed here not bad itches a bit tho gf likes it too :fcuk:

Liam_LFC_VTR
24th October 2009, 00:19
May have tried it once :oops:

Africa smelling pubes? Lynx Dimension is quite nice also :homme: :oops:

XStephyX
24th October 2009, 00:48
oh dear burning off you'r pubes does not sound good!.lmao.

chris_ph2
24th October 2009, 17:29
i did it once. lit a fart and it singed all my arse beard off. quick method of hair removal though

bullit
24th October 2009, 17:30
stephs l0ving this thread

106TURBO
24th October 2009, 17:53
Veet for men, I swear by it! put it on like shower gell all over your lower regions, leave it for 5 mins, then they fall out. Simple! Just make sure you dont leave it on to long and moisturise daily afterwards. Gets rid of all the hairs so not like a amateur footballers pitch with patches everywere!

bald24
24th October 2009, 17:54
Was hoping this thread would have died out by now :(

Liamm
24th October 2009, 18:31
Veet for men, I swear by it! put it on like shower gell all over your lower regions, leave it for 5 mins, then they fall out. Simple! Just make sure you dont leave it on to long and moisturise daily afterwards. Gets rid of all the hairs so not like a amateur footballers pitch with patches everywere!

Taa :y:

sparky771
24th October 2009, 18:57
haha cant believe this thread is still going strong

I had a nice lil trim last night ;)

PSPDan
24th October 2009, 19:23
haha cant believe this thread is still going strong

I had a nice lil trim last night ;)

Pics or it didn't happen :homme:

readie
24th October 2009, 19:36
you gotta be kiddin me right lmfaoo

now trimmed here not bad itches a bit tho gf likes it too :fcuk:

i told you should try shaved tho or as said hair removal cream see what your gf thinks then

sparky771
24th October 2009, 21:33
Pics or it didn't happen :homme:


Ok!
*goes to get camera*

*Takes picture*

*cant find lead*

swears and says PSPDan will not be happy :(

sorry bud :hug:

Mike-VTR
24th October 2009, 21:51
back, sack and crack wax every 2 weeks.

then just get the ol' fusion power out on the pubes