how to kill some kids on the 31th october :P

[gazwhittle]

Right guys im basically pepping out my garden with scary stuff grave stones ect ect

but i aint sure on her to shit the kids up after they knock on the door?

i have access to any kind of lighting from a company i do part time work for (entertainment company)

the idea i had was to frost the glass on the front door and set a dim light up so that when i walk to the door with my mask on itll look like a creepy shadow.

then i wanted to move away and put a loud scream on my ipod to play, and then suddenly open and have a flash strobe as i do it and play the scream music and jump out on them :P

sorry for sp and gh im on my iphone.

[Curran]

i think you mean the 31st


although the 30th is a much more important day! great people are born on that day.

[sminotVTR]

yea, why the 30th? trial run?

[gazwhittle]

indeed i do my bad :P

[Saxo_theedge]

You have too much spare time lol

We leave a big empty box on the door step, with "sweets!! please take some" Then they just think that the other kids have beat them to it and leave.

[jamer]

you have way too much time to plan all this stuff

but a good idea

film it :)

[mtpagey]

i turn the doorbell off and the telly up :y:

[tobomoto]

chocolate covered brussel sprouts wrapped up as ferrero rocher and toffee onions ftw!

[mtpagey]

chocolate covered brussel sprouts wrapped up as ferrero rocher and toffee onions ftw!

haha! scots kids wouldnt stand for that, they'd go to tesco's/asda's and egg your house in return :panic:

[Azrael]

Open door whilst wearing this... (http://i23.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f8/d0/d734_1.JPG)

[stu-n-shell]

haha rob thats quality i want one

[smittytom]

Open door whilst wearing this... (http://i23.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f8/d0/d734_1.JPG)
No you want this http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs278.snc1/10535_164809880869_516395869_3285768_2490311_n.jpg

[mtpagey]

smitty.... what the f**k did you search for to find that!? not that im interested, i just want to be able to explain to a therapist

[smittytom]

smitty.... what the f**k did you search for to find that!? not that im interested, i just want to be able to explain to a therapist

My mate posted it on Facebook a few days ago and I thought it was pretty funny,
Not too everyones taste though I can imagine....haha

[JamesR]

No you want this http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs278.snc1/10535_164809880869_516395869_3285768_2490311_n.jpg

LMFAO - how much is that?

[Mike_08]

play the scream music

Do you mean Halloween music? Scream dont have its own music

[gazwhittle]

Do you mean Halloween music? Scream dont have its own music


i ment a scream as in them youtube vids that shit you up .

[smittytom]

LMFAO - how much is that?

Priceless imo

[Mike_08]

i ment a scream as in them youtube vids that shit you up .

Them ones that make you sit there staring at the screen first :wall: i hate them lol

[JamesR]

Step 1: Get naked

Step 2: Aquire large carving knife from kitchen

Step 3: Wait for kids to knock

Step 4: Run out making a indian noise, waving your genetalia and making stabbing actions.

[Adz]

Step 1: Get naked

Step 2: Aquire large carving knife from kitchen

Step 3: Wait for kids to knock

Step 4: Run out making a indian noise, waving your genetalia and making stabbing actions.

haha me lol, haa good idea mate,

on the other hand, just get a bucket of water upstairs, and then when the knock, chuck it outthe window, and throw a back of flour at them so it sll sticks, will run off crying im sure,

But as said, Above in thread, Door bell off, Tv turned up,

Adz

[adam_baker]

i like the empty box idea, it's a amazing idea :)

[JamesR]

i like the empty box idea, it's a amazing idea :)

what about a box, rigged with some small fireworks?

[JoshG]

what about a box, rigged with some small firworks?

how about you do a turd in that empty box... it will be dark and they'd sure be pissed off when they put their hands in to get some 'sweets'.

[Predator_R32]

put a shock to the doorbell simples :y:

[sparky771]

when they ring the bell rig it up to some air-horns all around the garden then when they ring it lots of noises aroung the lils kids. Result = deffened and scared children :y:

[LeeBBH]

i work for a theatre sound, lighting & effects company,
last year a bloke who works there got some pyrotecnics (small stage fireworks) and rigged them all around his drive and garden

he was sat in the front room watching them walk up and he'd just randomly set them off to shit them up :) :y:

like spark fountains, a couple of 3/5ft fire sprays and stuff

pretty dangerous though....

[Jaytee]

Answer door with your cock out. never know Gaz you might get the treat. ;-)

[-shuggles-]

box sayin sweets but fill it wil mouse traps?:afro:

[-shuggles-]

speelin error-:n: fill it with mouse traps*