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qrty
30th October 2009, 15:44
Oringinal post!

Ok so we all know Sax-p loves a good facebook thread...

Well this isnt a good one haha!

Added a girl last night that works behind the bar in a club chatted to her for abit and asked her name and all that jazz didnt get chance to get her number but found her on facebook! Added her but i dont want to seem weird so think i should send a message too!

Ideas?

No im not telling you her name the club or the town haha go stalks elsewhere after suggestions! :y:

Sorted by post 6!

lol asif Bic thought her name was jazz!

Facebook threads always get big and make for good chat at work!

She just accepted me without a message!

All i had was:

Hi, i noticed you last night, i dont know wether it was the light but your boobs sure looked big....want to make love?

Guy x

I thought she would have gone for it tbf!

Pieface
30th October 2009, 15:48
Thread is useless without Pics.

Mochachino
30th October 2009, 15:50
I saw you the other night and wanted to bend you over the bar.

Phils_VTR
30th October 2009, 15:51
http://207.199.174.56/img/bqCaZOChBU_LBJ.jpg

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 15:52
Try this :-

"Hi jazz, im a guy from a bar, i'm very interested in you but am that socially inept i need to ask random guys on a car forum for tips"

Or just send her "hi its <insert name here> from < inserts time/place here>

Then just "chat" to her once she accepts....

I should bottle this shit up and sell it!

qrty
30th October 2009, 15:55
lol asif Bic thought her name was jazz!

Facebook threads always get big and make for good chat at work! :homme:

She just accepted me without a message!

All i had was:

Hi, i noticed you last night, i dont know wether it was the light but your boobs sure looked big....want to make love?

Guy x

I thought she would have gone for it tbf!

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 15:57
Hmm, you beat my icicle climb score, ima find her and post her pic ;)

qrty
30th October 2009, 15:57
Thread is useless without Pics.

http://207.199.174.56/img/bqCaZOChBU_LBJ.jpg

http://www.bartos.de/wp/wp-content/Tits.jpg

qrty
30th October 2009, 15:59
Hmm, you beat my icicle climb score, ima find her and post her pic ;)

Muhahaha! It was such a fluke button bashing FTW!

Find her! :y:

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:03
Muhahaha! It was such a fluke button bashing FTW!

Find her! :y:

I don't have the energy today actually, all stalkered out over the past few days on here :D

titchster
30th October 2009, 16:09
All you gotta do is look on his profile at the last person (or 2) added. ;)

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:10
All you gotta do is look on his profile at the last person (or 2) added. ;)

That's easy peasy Titch, i find the challenege is when you aren't friends with either of em ;)

andrew0510
30th October 2009, 16:12
Don't use fucking facebook, it's sad!

Talk face to face, get a drink at the bar and offer to take her for one.

or what DB SAX Said :D

qrty
30th October 2009, 16:14
I don't have the energy today actually, all stalkered out over the past few days on here :D

I wish you could change the title above peoples stars above avatars like on other forums! :p Im sure the mods can!

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This is why this thread was really started bored y0!

titchster
30th October 2009, 16:20
That's easy peasy Titch, i find the challenege is when you aren't friends with either of em ;)

I kinda thought from the way your post was conducted, you had him as a friend.:S lol.

qrty
30th October 2009, 16:25
I really hoped this would take off and have lots of funny messages in it that would make me laugh so much that everyone would just stare at me!

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:26
I really hoped this would take off and have lots of funny messages in it that would make me laugh so much that everyone would just stare at me!

On payday for 80% for of the population? ;)

qrty
30th October 2009, 16:30
On payday for 80% for of the population? ;)

What else do people do i thought most where on here 24/7?

Its quiet at work so i thought id pop on!

Did you like post 14?

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:32
What else do people do i thought most where on here 24/7?

Its quiet at work so i thought id pop on!

Did you like post 14?

Not to pspdan's standard but was ok ;)

qrty
30th October 2009, 16:34
Not to pspdan's standard but was ok ;)

I want to see his work! :p

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:36
I want to see his work! :p

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3745538&postcount=36

qrty
30th October 2009, 16:38
What are the techniques you employ when facebook stalking then Paul?

qrty
30th October 2009, 16:40
What are your techniques then Paul?

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:41
What are the techniques you employ when facebook stalking then Paul?

Mutual friends, info in previous posts ie what uni they go to, some people are silly enough to copy image from peoples profile ;)

titchster
30th October 2009, 16:42
Bick, why have I not got you on FB? I shall add you momentarily, good sir.

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:44
Bick, why have I not got you on FB? I shall add you momentarily, good sir.

Assumed cos you hated me :(

titchster
30th October 2009, 16:45
Awwww, course not babe. :( x

Bickerton
30th October 2009, 16:46
Also mutual friends is fun to try find out people than imply they are a woman on forums yet irl are infact a guy ;)

qrty
30th October 2009, 16:57
Bick, why have I not got you on FB? I shall add you momentarily, good sir.

I would add him and we could be e-friends but im scared i may be the victim of a stalking! :p

qrty
30th October 2009, 17:01
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3745538&postcount=36

Damn!!!! Peado bear is like the royal flush of the interwebz!!!