Expecting Bayliffs today...

[adam_baker]

it sucks they want 9k worth of stuff, got the baseball bat ready :( and the dogs are ready hehe, any advice guys

[craig1gk]

wow, why do they want that much?? park your car around the corner :y:

[J222JRA]

advice....yes, put the baseball bat away and move the dogs.....Bayliffs can sometimes be very unpleasant.

[Claireeyy]

Why do they want that much? surely that would be a last resort for companies sending then round?

[JamesR]

Are you seriously going to attack a group of large men on your own with a bat?

Bye bye mate :y:

[Gary-VTR]

Baliffs are cunts, but they're just doing their job. Giving it the large will probably just get you a kickin, arrested and have your stuff taken.

&You're 16, why is it your responsibility? You're not old enough to be in debt?

[Ben121290]

hide the dogs and the cars, they will have them

[Barry123]

Whack the dog with the baseball bat, make it pissed off so it eats off your face. The bailiffs can't do shit if you're dead.

[evans1089]

Go to B&Q, get as many locks as you can and fix them to every door. Take all your valuables out the house and go live with your mum/gran/uncle/boyfriend/girlfriend.

[Davo106]

What Sayer said.

[Paul]

Change the house number on your door with your next door neighbours.

[JamesR]

Change the house number on your door with your next door neighbours.

Might work until you knock and your neighbour tells them that you live next door :n:

[OLLYVTS]

That sucks,just dont open the door and make sure its locked saying that tho i dont think that will stop them.I would take everything you want to keep out the house and keep it at someone else house.

Why do you owe so much?

[PSPDan]

Fucking hell £9000?!

[Gary-VTR]

If you are set on avoiding them..
Make sure all windows & doors are locked; because by law they're allowed to enter through unlocked/open windows and doors.
And literally don't make a sound when they're outside.

Also sign over anything valuable to someone else. If you've got proof it doesn't belong to you, they can't touch it.

[Paul]

Might work until you knock and your neighbour tells them that you live next foor :n:

May buy him some time... :P

[haz_pro]

how can u owe that much when your 17/18? loool

[JamesR]

How are you in this much trouble at 17 mate?

[Dom]

£9k?! For what exactly?

Bailiffs are low lives anyway, worse than traffic wardens!

I vote you sell all your belongings to someone quick, for like 50p..

When they come, start dancing to a bit of MC Hammer - Cant touch this :y:

[adam_baker]

1. i was joking about the baseball bat and dogs guys, im not a chav.
2. my dad borrowed some money which he couldnt pay back.
3. i have put all my stuff which is worth anything in my car and hidden i, so noe my rooms empty lol.
4. the dogs are in the hall to try and scare them away, the moment they open the door my dogs will just sniff them lol.
5.my mum and dad have gone out in the cars and left me home alone, so if they do get in, that will be slightly awkward
6. My house number is 6, next door is 6a and across the road is 6 too, that should amuse them for a while haha.

[evans1089]

If you are set on avoiding them..
Make sure all windows & doors are locked; because by law they're allowed to enter through unlocked/open windows and doors.
And literally don't make a sound when they're outside.

Also sign over anything valuable to someone else. If you've got proof it doesn't belong to you, they can't touch it.

That sucks,just dont open the door and make sure its locked saying that tho i dont think that will stop them.I would take everything you want to keep out the house and keep it at someone else house.

Why do you owe so much?

Like i said...
Go to B&Q, get as many locks as you can and fix them to every door. Take all your valuables out the house and go live with your mum/gran/uncle/boyfriend/girlfriend.

[JamesR]

Just hide in an upstairs cupboard.

[Paul]

Nice responsible parents you have there.

Tbh mate, its your dad who owes the money, so they can not take anything that belongs to you.

Let your parents worry about it.

What has your parents told you to do when they come?

[PSPDan]

1. i was joking about the baseball bat and dogs guys, im not a chav.
2. my dad borrowed some money which he couldnt pay back.
3. i have put all my stuff which is worth anything in my car and hidden i, so noe my rooms empty lol.
4. the dogs are in the hall to try and scare them away, the moment they open the door my dogs will just sniff them lol.
5.my mum and dad have gone out in the cars and left me home alone, so if they do get in, that will be slightly awkward
6. My house number is 6, next door is 6a and across the road is 6 too, that should amuse them for a while haha.

Haha, "don't mind me... just chilling in my empty house"

[lemon191]

as said easiest option is to just remove anything valuable ..you would have had some kidn of notice before today that they were comign wouldnt you? lol which in theory would have given you plenty of time to move stuff out and maybe even put shit stuff in its place e.g. tv etc to make it look less like youve just done a runner with it all lol

[cj_99]

Watch "home alone" now and use his ideas :y:

[Ryan]

I hope your car is in your name and not your parents, else leaving all your valuables in it might be a big fail.

[adam_baker]

my dad borrowed a small amount over a year ago to pay the mortgage, about 1500, he borrowed it from his company at the time, he told the company to take the debt out of the money they owe him, (they owe him 60k) so really he is not in debt, his old company owe him a lot. my dad has had a harsh 2 years, the government owe his new company 250k and they wont pay it, we are skint because the government wont pay his, company the money they owe, thats really why we are in debt, not our fault :(

whole explanation guys.
any questions, don't be afraid to ask :)

[Gary-VTR]

1. i was joking about the baseball bat and dogs guys, im not a chav.
2. my dad borrowed some money which he couldnt pay back.
3. i have put all my stuff which is worth anything in my car and hidden i, so noe my rooms empty lol.
4. the dogs are in the hall to try and scare them away, the moment they open the door my dogs will just sniff them lol.
5.my mum and dad have gone out in the cars and left me home alone, so if they do get in, that will be slightly awkward
6. My house number is 6, next door is 6a and across the road is 6 too, that should amuse them for a while haha.

I think, by law, they're not allowed to be in the house without someone 18+ present. It may be 16+ though.
So lie and say you're 15 and you're off school sick; if asked.

[McGuire86]

Go to a tip, get loads of old broken shit, tvs etc and put them in the place of the stuff youve hidden. When they come say this all i own help yourself !
Thye might take it or think youre that broke and dont want the old crap and leave you alone lol

[mik]

Are you seriously going to attack a group of large men on your own with a bat?

Bye bye mate :y:

i've seen the bayliff's after next door morons. they asked me questions about them and were very polite, but looking at them you would not mess with them just hide and take all you can.

[lemon191]

1. i was joking about the baseball bat and dogs guys, im not a chav.
2. my dad borrowed some money which he couldnt pay back.
3. i have put all my stuff which is worth anything in my car and hidden i, so noe my rooms empty lol.
4. the dogs are in the hall to try and scare them away, the moment they open the door my dogs will just sniff them lol.
5.my mum and dad have gone out in the cars and left me home alone, so if they do get in, that will be slightly awkward
6. My house number is 6, next door is 6a and across the road is 6 too, that should amuse them for a while haha.

so you have put lots of valuables in your car ... where exactly have you hidden your car ? and does it have an alarm that you can hear from your house.... lol seriously though would be unlucky if someone did take a liking to the stuff and broek into the car then that would be a shitter of a day.

[evans1089]

I think, by law, they're not allowed to be in the house without someone 18+ present. It may be 16+ though.
So lie and say you're 15 and you're off school sick; if asked.

Techical thinking.. i like it :D

[adam_baker]

Nice responsible parents you have there.

Tbh mate, its your dad who owes the money, so they can not take anything that belongs to you.

Let your parents worry about it.

What has your parents told you to do when they come?

stay in my room and let the dogs scare them away

[adam_baker]

as said easiest option is to just remove anything valuable ..you would have had some kidn of notice before today that they were comign wouldnt you? lol which in theory would have given you plenty of time to move stuff out and maybe even put shit stuff in its place e.g. tv etc to make it look less like youve just done a runner with it all lol

they came on friday and looked all round the house and listed everything down, he had until monday to pay it but had no money to pay it :(

[Paul]

Thats probably best idea. Make sure all doors / windows are locked and secure.

Dont make any noise.

Is your car in your name, or your parents name? And is it somewhere secure with all the valuables in it?

[adam_baker]

I hope your car is in your name and not your parents, else leaving all your valuables in it might be a big fail.

it's in my mums name, but it in my mates drive 8 houses up the road :)

[lemon191]

stay in my room and let the dogs scare them away

can they take the dogs away or are they not allowed to do that

[J222JRA]

if it was me i would get all my stuff in my car and go away for a little holiday

[MJ05LLY]

[QUOTE=adam_baker_1992;3886470]my dad borrowed a small amount over a year ago to pay the mortgage, about 1500, he borrowed it from his company at the time, he told the company to take the debt out of the money they owe him, (they owe him 60k) so really he is not in debt, his old company owe him a lot. my dad has had a harsh 2 years, the government owe his new company 250k and they wont pay it, we are skint because the government wont pay his, company the money they owe, thats really why we are in debt, not our fault :(
QUOTE]

Well when ever i think am in the shit, i will refer to this. Always someone in a worse situation!

So who values the items?
Eg tv could be £1000 brand new but now its 6 months old, how do they value it?

[hellonpluto]

Easy way out: Sell house, buy smaller house, pay debt to nasty baliff. Once you get the money owed sell small house, buy bigger house, live happily ever after. This should have been done as soon as he knew the shit was hitting the fan.

[Paul]

can they take the dogs away or are they not allowed to do that

http://www.zimwiz.com/albums/cute-cats/funny_pictures_cat_has_packed_the_dog_for_you.jpg

[9Freedman9]

Stab them up. I am £515 in debt, bailiffs should be round soon lol, they will have to catch me first. :D

[Paul]

So who values the items?
Eg tv could be £1000 brand new but now its 6 months old, how do they value it?

I think its auction value?

[adam_baker]

everything is in the boot, on my mates drive with his dad watching it, but its declared off the road and i have just had to drive it there, :( so now if for instance the DVLA come today of all days to see if it has been driven illegally lol, not a good day really.

[lemon191]

it's in my mums name, but it in my mates drive 8 houses up the road :)

doesnt sound very hidden lol id take the number plates off temporarily then they cant say its definatly teh car from a distence since they would probably have teh number plate and be used to people trying hide stuff from them

paul were you meaning to answer my question or just quoted me for no reason? lol

[Ryan]

it's in my mums name, but it in my mates drive 8 houses up the road :)

Might want to sort the v5 out though ;)

[Jo3fish]

Good idea taking the valubles, because more than likely your parents payed for them, hence making it their property, and allowing them to take it.

DONT! park the car around the corner, any smart bayliff will have done his research and know exactly cars are registered there, and if he see's one matching the description around the corner, its pretty damn obvious. Take it to a friend or family members who lives near-ish by. Or park it in a street a 5 min walk away (probably a bad idea with items of value inside).

If your rents are out, dont think that they wont try and make you open the door, because they will, and as soon as theres an open door they are legally allower to enter. My advice would be to close all the curtians etc. lock all the doors, and sit on your computer and keep us updated :p

Theres nothing they can do if the house is locked up.

It just a shame that your caught in the middle of a bad situation, money causes problems.

Joe :afro:

[MJ05LLY]

I think its auction value?

Thats upsetting! Unless your the one buying it on the cheap! :panic:

[adam_baker]

everything is in the boot, on my mates drive with his dad watching it, but its declared off the road and i have just had to drive it there, :( so now if for instance the DVLA come today of all days to see if it has been driven illegally lol, not a good day really.

i think my dads 2 cars should cover it should cover it, if they touch my laptop,phone, car or xbox, i wont be happy.

house has too many memories to sell, alot of family members and pets have died in this house, plus its too fucking small anyway.

[JamesR]

Stab them up. I am £515 in debt, bailiffs should be round soon lol, they will have to catch me first. :D

Are you serious...?

Face life imprisonment for the sake of £515?

[Paul]

Also take pictures out the window trying not get caught, then keep thread updated for the lolz.

[MJ05LLY]

Is the fridge full? This could increase the value!

Just keep the jammy dodgers for a snack in the car!

[lemon191]

DONT! park the car around the corner, any smart bayliff will have done his research and know exactly cars are registered there, and if he see's one matching the description around the corner, its pretty damn obvious. Take it to a friend or family members who lives near-ish by. Or park it in a street a 5 min walk away (probably a bad idea with items of value inside).Joe :afro:

he could easily remove number plate and cover with a car cover/sheet of some sort then the baliffs are not going to see it and they are not going to go around looking under sheets on other peoples property

also did the baliffs take pictures of everything in teh house they would take ? since if there isnt any pictures or documents to say you own/have anything that they list then you could easily say you dont have it and that they are lieing since they have no proof..

[adam_baker]

doesnt sound very hidden lol id take the number plates off temporarily then they cant say its definatly teh car from a distence since they would probably have teh number plate and be used to people trying hide stuff from them

paul were you meaning to answer my question or just quoted me for no reason? lol

it was my grandads car before he died, then it was given to me, it has not been declared off the road, but it has no MOT or TAX, i think it is still down as my nans house as the registered address of the car, im not sure :(

the car is hidden in front of another and i cant see them looking that far up my road for a car that is worth fuck all, but if they do take it, i can milk my dad for a new car, when he has money lol.

[adam_baker]

Also take pictures out the window trying not get caught, then keep thread updated for the lolz.

don't worry guys i will keep you all updated, im not bothered about the matter, its my dads fault for getting into shit, they take my stuff then my dad is in debt with me, easy as

[Matt67]

I'm sure there know the registration numbers and/or car make models. All they have to do is drive along the road and they will see your car. They think they've hit the jackpot when they see whats in it and they could report your car to dvla for driving it while its SORN!

My advice, get on a boat and cross the channel

[evans1089]

don't worry guys i will keep you all updated, im not bothered about the matter, its my dads fault for getting into shit, they take my stuff then my dad is in debt with me, easy as

If thats the case, give them the saxo keys and ask your dad for another.

[J222JRA]

Just thought....dont you guys watch eastenders Similar case on there at the minute.

And yes they know registration numbers so they will just take them away if they can

[pr0xibus]

I think you should stick yer cock out of the letterbox and ask em to suck it throw a tenner out afterwards

[Matt67]

I think you should stick yer cock out of the letterbox and ask em to suck it throw a tenner out afterwards

Made me giggle

[lemon191]

it was my grandads car before he died, then it was given to me, it has not been declared off the road, but it has no MOT or TAX, i think it is still down as my nans house as the registered address of the car, im not sure :(

the car is hidden in front of another and i cant see them looking that far up my road for a car that is worth fuck all, but if they do take it, i can milk my dad for a new car, when he has money lol.

not hard just to cover the car since they could quite easy just take a drive down the street to look.

[Mystic]

Morrisons are doing buyone get 2 free on bottles of pepsi. Borrow £3k from friends & family, buy £3k worth of pepsi, sell it back to baliffs for its retail value & bingo, trippled your money.

Then buy £1k more worth of pepsi & sell that back to the family & friends you borrowed £3k from & then your square with them too & only £1k out of pocket now!

Sure you could find soem way to repeat this down to the cost of a single bottle too. Pringles are also buy one get 2 free so you dont have to keep using pepsi!

[adam_baker]

guys HUGE UPDATE,
i have just looked out the window, to find they have gone to neighbors house across the road, we don't get on with them, they are filling the van full of stuff, its fucking hilarious, now, i have photo for you guys but need to wait while i get it up on photo bucket.
it may not be bailiffs, could just be two huge guys robbing there house. will add pic soon :)

the house across the road has the same number as ours, and no-one is in, this is quality :)

[Dom]

Just thought....dont you guys watch eastenders Similar case on there at the minute.

And yes they know registration numbers so they will just take them away if they can

Plus the programme Bailiffs just ended on Watch, will be on Watch +1 now..

[Ryan]

1500 borrowed and now 9k owed...

I take it the people he borrowed from were the local crack dealers as thats quite a nice interest rate.

[Ryan]

guys HUGE UPDATE,
i have just looked out the window, to find they have gone to neighbors house across the road, we don't get on with them, they are filling the van full of stuff, its fucking hilarious, now, i have photo for you guys but need to wait while i get it up on photo bucket.
it may not be bailiffs, could just be two huge guys robbing there house. will add pic soon :)

So not the same people who came to your house the other day then :wink:

[Craddock]

We've had bayliff threats loads, the guy who rented the property before us owed about £160K. Had a few knocks like, just dont get worried

[Jordysport]

guys HUGE UPDATE,
i have just looked out the window, to find they have gone to neighbors house across the road, we don't get on with them, they are filling the van full of stuff, its fucking hilarious, now, i have photo for you guys but need to wait while i get it up on photo bucket.
it may not be bailiffs, could just be two huge guys robbing there house. will add pic soon :)

the house across the road has the same number as ours, and no-one is in, this is quality :)

OMG major Lol's. hope it gets sorted, tho.

[Matt67]

So the bailifss are removing stuff from your neighbours house?

lolcakes

[Barry123]

Just thought....dont you guys watch eastenders

err no.

eastenders is about as far away attached from reality as the Wizard of Oz

[Craddock]

guys HUGE UPDATE,
i have just looked out the window, to find they have gone to neighbors house across the road, we don't get on with them, they are filling the van full of stuff, its fucking hilarious, now, i have photo for you guys but need to wait while i get it up on photo bucket.
it may not be bailiffs, could just be two huge guys robbing there house. will add pic soon :)

the house across the road has the same number as ours, and no-one is in, this is quality :)

lmfao definitely pic or lies moment

[Dom]

guys HUGE UPDATE,
i have just looked out the window, to find they have gone to neighbors house across the road, we don't get on with them, they are filling the van full of stuff, its fucking hilarious, now, i have photo for you guys but need to wait while i get it up on photo bucket.
it may not be bailiffs, could just be two huge guys robbing there house. will add pic soon :)

the house across the road has the same number as ours, and no-one is in, this is quality :)


Surely you cannot be serious? Bailiffs to shit loads of paperwork usually before they can legally move anything otherwise its theft, trust me, fitness first sent debt collectors to my house, paperwork takes ages!

[Paul]

guys HUGE UPDATE,
i have just looked out the window, to find they have gone to neighbors house across the road, we don't get on with them, they are filling the van full of stuff, its fucking hilarious, now, i have photo for you guys but need to wait while i get it up on photo bucket.
it may not be bailiffs, could just be two huge guys robbing there house. will add pic soon :)

the house across the road has the same number as ours, and no-one is in, this is quality :)

Big LOLz.

As said it wont be the baliffs.

[adam_baker]

So not the same people who came to your house the other day then :wink:

no different guys :)

[Barry123]

guys HUGE UPDATE,
i have just looked out the window, to find they have gone to neighbors house across the road, we don't get on with them, they are filling the van full of stuff, its fucking hilarious, now, i have photo for you guys but need to wait while i get it up on photo bucket.
it may not be bailiffs, could just be two huge guys robbing there house. will add pic soon :)

the house across the road has the same number as ours, and no-one is in, this is quality :)

I'm not sure if this is a wind up or not but I am smirking a tad at the thought of a baliff carrying out their duties on the wrong house.

pahaahahahaa

[pr0xibus]

I think this is why i love living in scotland . another 3 years and its Statute Barred time lol

[adam_baker]

here is the link for the pic guys
http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/?action=view&current=01122009022.jpg&newest=1

i am fully loling

[Ryan]

pic just is a van with an open door.

lol

[evans1089]

here is the link for the pic guys
http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/?action=view&current=01122009022.jpg&newest=1

i am fully loling

lol, it might just be the neigbourhood you live in.. everyone in debt? lol

[Barry123]

here is the link for the pic guys
http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/?action=view&current=01122009022.jpg&newest=1

i am fully loling

Sure they aren't just:

a) moving
b) being burgled
c) bluffing and removing your house contents from the rear?

[adam_baker]

Sure they aren't just:

a) moving
b) being burgled
c) bluffing and removing your house contents from the rear?

Im hoping A but obviously C lol

[Paul]

Maybe get a picture of their faces and the number plate... Just incase they are infact getting burgled! lolz.

[Jungle_Jim]

i have put all my stuff which is worth anything in my car and hidden i, so noe my rooms empty lol.

*awaits my car has been broken into and all my decent possesions have been stolen thread* lol

[evans1089]

*awaits my car has been broken into and all my decent possesions have been stolen thread* lol

lmao..
Do we have any real evidence yet? I'd like to stay in my office refreshing the page for the rest of the day at work lolz

[Matt67]

Next you see your car getting towed along...

[adam_baker]

*awaits my car has been broken into and all my decent possesions have been stolen thread* lol

lol, everything is in the boot and they car is on my mates drive, should be ok, fingers crossed,

have got pics of people and van numberplate just incase, will let you know when they probs come round tonight to ask if we saw anything

[adam_baker]

lmao..
Do we have any real evidence yet? I'd like to stay in my office refreshing the page for the rest of the day at work lolz

i will keep the info coming, it is possible it aint bailiffs but at the time it seems they are,
it makes me laugh that not one person has said call the police bout the van across the road lol

[Matt67]

Your neighbours are going to uber pissed off with you! I won't be suprised if they burgle you tbh!

[Mystic]

All your possessions fit in the boot of a car? Tough times!

[adam_baker]

Your neighbours are going to uber pissed off with you! I won't be suprised if they burgle you tbh!

haha lol, the wife should be home soon with her son from primary school about half 3, will let you know what happens then.

[adam_baker]

All your possessions fit in the boot of a car? Tough times!

i only have my xbox and stereo in there, my phone is in my pocket and im on laptop now, will hide if bailiffs come :)

[smiith]

Oh the joys, you will end up with nothing left...

They auction things, not value them...

Your tv may of cost a grand 2 months ago, and they might only get £100 at auction for it.

Tough times.. they dont give up untill they have been paid.

[J222JRA]

dont forget the wireless router

[xxo0pko0xx]

sign over everything to someone you trust and quick. As previously said if you dont own it its not yours to pay your debt with ;)

[Claireeyy]

why don't you just go out with your mam and dad? then there would be no need to hide and pretend that no ones is :S

[adam_baker]

why don't you just go out with your mam and dad? then there would be no need to hide and pretend that no ones is :S

because they have already gone lol, i will go out later but not yet.

[smiith]

sign over everything to someone you trust and quick. As previously said if you dont own it its not yours to pay your debt with ;)

You do know this doesnt work dont you?

Do you not think everyone who had a problem with the bailifs would just do it?

If you want to prove that it is someone elses, they need recipts and whatnot.

In which case you should have money for sales, that they can take off you.

If your car isnt at home, they will sit outside your house untill it is at home, and they can just plain and simple, tow it...
They dont need you to give them the keys, they will just get a wagon to pick it up, and take it. Plus parking it around the corner isnt going to work, as they will have a list of numberplates under the families name.

They can bring police around to gain entry, and anything in the house, they are not just going to take your word of "nah thats not mine, you cant take it mate" as the truth, unless you can prove its actually not yours, it will go walkies to the auction room.

[9Freedman9]

Are you serious...?

Face life imprisonment for the sake of £515?




:wall:

Obviously I wouldn't stab anyone, unless something serious happend to me or any of my family...

[pr0xibus]

You do know this doesnt work dont you?

Do you not think everyone who had a problem with the bailifs would just do it?

If you want to prove that it is someone elses, they need recipts and whatnot.

In which case you should have money for sales, that they can take off you.

If your car isnt at home, they will sit outside your house untill it is at home, and they can just plain and simple, tow it...
They dont need you to give them the keys, they will just get a wagon to pick it up, and take it. Plus parking it around the corner isnt going to work, as they will have a list of numberplates under the families name.

They can bring police around to gain entry, and anything in the house, they are not just going to take your word of "nah thats not mine, you cant take it mate" as the truth, unless you can prove its actually not yours, it will go walkies to the auction room.


lets say you bought a tv from 4 years ago alot of people dont keep reciepts that long. and you genuinly gave it to errr your younger siblin what would happen then...

[smiith]

They would just think it was yours... you have no proof that you didnt own it anymore, the sibling wont have a reciept saying they bought it off you or anything... Legaly it will still be yours, since you bought it.

Think how many people would just say "yeh nothing in the house is mine.." if they could get away with it when the bailifs came

[pr0xibus]

got a good point their lol But im sure they dont have the power to take away things like.

Cooker/Fridge/Freezer/Main Household TV etc etc

Bailiffs (except bailiffs acting on behalf of the magistrate's court - see below) cannot seize the following goods:

* tools, goods, vehicles and other items of equipment necessary for use by you in your employment, business or vocation;
* clothing, bedding, furniture, household equipment and provisions as are necessary for satisfying the basic domestic needs of you and your family

Bailiffs acting on behalf of the magistrates' court cannot seize the following goods:

* clothing, beds and bedding tools of the trade
* basic domestic needs of the family would normally include fridge, cookers, freezers, but may not include video recorders, second TV's, jewellery, washing machines, stereos or microwave cookers.

[Matt67]

Burn down your house.

Claim House insurance, leave the country. Raise an army of midgets.. come back and rape the balifs.

Simples.

[adam_baker]

They would just think it was yours... you have no proof that you didnt own it anymore, the sibling wont have a reciept saying they bought it off you or anything... Legaly it will still be yours, since you bought it.

Think how many people would just say "yeh nothing in the house is mine.." if they could get away with it when the bailifs came

just if it was that easy :(

my bro just bought the tv off my dad when my dad got new one, so that could go too

[adam_baker]

got a good point their lol But im sure they dont have the power to take away things like.

Cooker/Fridge/Freezer/Main Household TV etc etc

Bailiffs (except bailiffs acting on behalf of the magistrate's court - see below) cannot seize the following goods:

* tools, goods, vehicles and other items of equipment necessary for use by you in your employment, business or vocation;
* clothing, bedding, furniture, household equipment and provisions as are necessary for satisfying the basic domestic needs of you and your family

Bailiffs acting on behalf of the magistrates' court cannot seize the following goods:

* clothing, beds and bedding tools of the trade
* basic domestic needs of the family would normally include fridge, cookers, freezers, but may not include video recorders, second TV's, jewellery, washing machines, stereos or microwave cookers.

there magistrates :(

[pr0xibus]

just if it was that easy :(

my bro just bought the tv off my dad when my dad got new one, so that could go too

TBH i think you should read this

http://www.insolvencyhelpline.co.uk/debt_basics/bailiff-guide.php#bg12

Alot of things that people said on this forum is BS.

Read it properly and when they come to the door just answer it because


Most bailiffs do not have the right to force their way into your home to seize your goods. The only exception is that bailiffs from the Collector of Taxes (Inland Revenue) can get a warrant to force entry, but this is very rare.

All other bailiffs have a right of peaceful entry only. This means that they cannot use force to enter your home, for example, by breaking a window or a door. However, they can enter your property through an open door or window (front and back) and can climb over fences and gates, but cannot break them down. See also ''If a bailiff does gain peaceful entry to my house, what will they do?''

You do not have to let a bailiff into your house. A bailiff cannot force their way past you if you answer the door. If all your doors and windows are securely closed they will not be able to gain peaceful entry to your house unless you let them in.

Bailiffs are well aware of their limited powers and may use a variety of different means to gain entry peaceably. They may attempt to walk in as soon as a door is opened. They may ask if they can use your telephone to check if an arrangement is satisfactory with their office. They may simply ask you if you would prefer to discuss matters inside. You do not have to go along with any of these methods.

[adam_baker]

Burn down your house.

Claim House insurance, leave the country. Raise an army of midgets.. come back and rape the balifs.

Simples.

we have already claimed the the house insurance in the last 5 years when the house burnt down with us all in, don't think that's a good suggestion, but on the other hand, the midgets

[smiith]

got a good point their lol But im sure they dont have the power to take away things like.

Cooker/Fridge/Freezer/Main Household TV etc etc

Bailiffs (except bailiffs acting on behalf of the magistrate's court - see below) cannot seize the following goods:

* tools, goods, vehicles and other items of equipment necessary for use by you in your employment, business or vocation;
* clothing, bedding, furniture, household equipment and provisions as are necessary for satisfying the basic domestic needs of you and your family

Bailiffs acting on behalf of the magistrates' court cannot seize the following goods:

* clothing, beds and bedding tools of the trade
* basic domestic needs of the family would normally include fridge, cookers, freezers, but may not include video recorders, second TV's, jewellery, washing machines, stereos or microwave cookers.


a TV isnt a basic domestic need... Things like tools and whatnot are work things, so no, they will leave them.. they cant take a works van, if it is needed for you to work..
They CAN take your normal car though..

Things like CD players, tv's, microwaves, anything like that... All they really have to leave you..

Cloths, Cooker, Bed, Sink, Freezer, and fridge.. thats about all basic things you need are..

You say you need your car to get to work "public transport"

[lemon191]

wouldnt the baliffs van have some kind of signage on teh side to show the company etc unless they are dodgy ones..

[adam_baker]

TBH i think you should read this

http://www.insolvencyhelpline.co.uk/debt_basics/bailiff-guide.php#bg12

Alot of things that people said on this forum is BS.

Read it properly and when they come to the door just answer it because


Most bailiffs do not have the right to force their way into your home to seize your goods. The only exception is that bailiffs from the Collector of Taxes (Inland Revenue) can get a warrant to force entry, but this is very rare.

All other bailiffs have a right of peaceful entry only. This means that they cannot use force to enter your home, for example, by breaking a window or a door. However, they can enter your property through an open door or window (front and back) and can climb over fences and gates, but cannot break them down. See also ''If a bailiff does gain peaceful entry to my house, what will they do?''

You do not have to let a bailiff into your house. A bailiff cannot force their way past you if you answer the door. If all your doors and windows are securely closed they will not be able to gain peaceful entry to your house unless you let them in.

Bailiffs are well aware of their limited powers and may use a variety of different means to gain entry peaceably. They may attempt to walk in as soon as a door is opened. They may ask if they can use your telephone to check if an arrangement is satisfactory with their office. They may simply ask you if you would prefer to discuss matters inside. You do not have to go along with any of these methods.

cheers mate :)

[Matt67]

we have already claimed the the house insurance in the last 5 years when the house burnt down with us all in, don't think that's a good suggestion, but on the other hand, the midgets

Sucks man:n:

Give the midgets some serious consideration. They are violent little bleeders.

[pr0xibus]

a TV isnt a basic domestic need... Things like tools and whatnot are work things, so no, they will leave them.. they cant take a works van, if it is needed for you to work..
They CAN take your normal car though..

Things like CD players, tv's, microwaves, anything like that... All they really have to leave you..

Cloths, Cooker, Bed, Sink, Freezer, and fridge.. thats about all basic things you need are..

You say you need your car to get to work "public transport"

Now that clears it up a bit lol

[Sutch]

we have already claimed the the house insurance in the last 5 years when the house burnt down with us all in, don't think that's a good suggestion, but on the other hand, the midgets

I thought you couldn't sell the house because of memories, if its been rebuilt surely those memories have gone and its just a new house again?

[adam_baker]

Sucks man:n:

Give the midgets some serious consideration. They are violent little bleeders.

1.how many are we talking to make a army?
2. where do i find that many midgets?

[smiith]

Now that clears it up a bit lol

aye, they dont need to leave much behind.. just the basics to live, cook, sleep and wash..
And anything for work, like tools, a van, work equipment if you have a workshop or something

[adam_baker]

neighbor across the road just came home from picking up son from school on way home from work, pulled into drive and just went in the house, can i add, the van is still outside.
very confused now

[pr0xibus]

aye, they dont need to leave much behind.. just the basics to live, cook, sleep and wash..
And anything for work, like tools, a van, work equipment if you have a workshop or something

I wonder if i had a saxo with the words IT support writtin on it and a nice laptop in thehouse could they take either away If i told em i work as house call IT support lol

[smiith]

They would check your occupation with the taxman and whatnot :P

They aint stupid ;)

[lemon191]

this place has a small dwarf army...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/6245665/Dwarves-found-theme-park-commune-to-escape-bullying.html

[Matt67]

1.how many are we talking to make a army?
2. where do i find that many midgets?

Rent A Midget
What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? That's not the answer that would have occurred to me, but it's the premise behind Rent A Midget, a California company that rents out midgets (or little people) to 'hang out at parties'.

Thank me later my friend.

[adam_baker]

I thought you couldn't sell the house because of memories, if its been rebuilt surely those memories have gone and its just a new house again?

no, the memories are still there and since then more has happened, my grandad built alot of it.

[pr0xibus]

They would check your occupation with the taxman and whatnot :P

They aint stupid ;)

Well Mr smith you seem to know alot about the subject are you the one going round to the poor lads house ??? lol :p

[smiith]

Well Mr smith you seem to know alot about the subject are you the one going round to the poor lads house ??? lol :p

They were after me not so long ago :P i did alot of looking into it, then decided to just pay em

[Sophia_Bush]

updates??

funniest thread of the day

hope everythign gets sorted!

[adam_baker]

updates??

funniest thread of the day

hope everythign gets sorted!

i agree even though it's me in the shit lol, i hope everything is alright in the end but very funny, i will keep you posted :)

[adam_baker]

Right, i'm going to sum up the thread for the lazy people who havent read it all.

I was told by my mum that bailiffs were expected back today.
Parents went out in car so they cant take it.
I hide my car at mates house with my expensive things in.
Van pulls up outside neighbors house and start filling with belongings.
photo evidence http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/?action=view&current=01122009022.jpg&newest=1
I think bailiffs went to wrong house as we have the same house number.
Owner of house comes home and goes inside, while van is still outside.
That's where we are guys, no updates yet, will tell when i find out what the van was doing.

[pr0xibus]

They were after me not so long ago :P i did alot of looking into it, then decided to just pay em

Best advice by a long shot

[9Freedman9]

Right, i'm going to sum up the thread for the lazy people who havent read it all.

I was told by my mum that bailiffs were expected back today.
Parents went out in car so they cant take it.
I hide my car at mates house with my expensive things in.
Van pulls up outside neighbors house and start filling with belongings.
photo evidence http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/?action=view&current=01122009022.jpg&newest=1
I think bailiffs went to wrong house as we have the same house number.
Owner of house comes home and goes inside, while van is still outside.
That's where we are guys, no updates yet, will tell when i find out what the van was doing.

Not long before the Bailiffs actually come to your door.

[Matty_Mills]

Right, i'm going to sum up the thread for the lazy people who havent read it all.

I was told by my mum that bailiffs were expected back today.
Parents went out in car so they cant take it.
I hide my car at mates house with my expensive things in.
Van pulls up outside neighbors house and start filling with belongings.
photo evidence http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/?action=view&current=01122009022.jpg&newest=1
I think bailiffs went to wrong house as we have the same house number.
Owner of house comes home and goes inside, while van is still outside.
That's where we are guys, no updates yet, will tell when i find out what the van was doing.


Either your road has two different names... or your talking out your shitter

[adam_baker]

Either your road has two different names... or your talking out your shitter

lets say the road my house is on is called A
The road next to it is called B
# = road
1 = my house
2 = there house

A
#
#
# 2
#
#
######################B
#
#
# 1
#
#

My house is on road B
There house is road A but facing road B
they knocked down a section of there wall so they could enter there drive from road B
They happen to have the same house number as us (6) this confuses people and they get addresses mixed up.

hope this makes it easier :)

[MJ05LLY]

lets say the road my house is on is called A
The road next to it is called B
# = road
1 = my house
2 = there house

A
#
#
# 2
#
#
######################B
#
#
# 1
#
#

My house is on road B
There house is road A but facing road B
they knocked down a section of there wall so they could enter there drive from road B
They happen to have the same house number as us (6) this confuses people and they get addresses mixed up.

hope this makes it easier :)

Got it :wacko:

[adam_baker]

Got it :wacko:

i know its a bit confusing but yeah :)

[cj_99]

or maybe your neighbours are being robbed

[adam_baker]

or maybe your neighbours are being robbed

yeah but the wife and son got home an hour ago, and the van just left the house, unless they are gagged and tied up lol

[cj_99]

yeah but the wife and son got home an hour ago, and the van just left the house, unless they are gagged and tied up lol

stranger more perverted things have happend :homme:

[adam_baker]

stranger more perverted things have happend :homme:

lol
or maybe there dead, theres always that option.

[MJ05LLY]

lol
or maybe there dead, theres always that option.

She could of been having an affair with the post man, husband found out. Divorced her and now she is taking HALF of their stuff. Oh and the kid is Ian Beales

:boxing:

[adam_baker]

She could of been having an affair with the post man, husband found out. Divorced her and now she is taking HALF of their stuff. Oh and the kid is Ian Beales

:boxing:

someone had a good long think for that one, i really want to find out whats going on with that van, but i don't think they was the bailiffs.

looks like there not showing today, funny thing is that my mum is saying keep all the lights off, but my little brother is watching TV in the lounge, which has a "50" on the wall lol, you can watch TV outside the fucking house lol, wont have that TV for much longer by the look of things lol

[pr0xibus]

Remember

Just dont let them in

[smiith]

bailifs will come whenever they think you will be in.. even if its 10 at night, or 6 AM

[Bickerton]

If they need to wait for you to be in, it means they cannot force entry so just keep all doors and windows unlocked and they cannot touch a thing.

Paying em will sort it all btw ;)

[saxo-parts]

they won't just go away and give up you know, in fact every time they come round you get charged so the situation gets worse for you (or your parents in your case), came after me for business rates and billed me £63 for doing a walk-in possesion inventory (when they list what you have of any value they can take if you don't cough up).

[stevie_m]

Morrisons are doing buyone get 2 free on bottles of pepsi. Borrow £3k from friends & family, buy £3k worth of pepsi, sell it back to baliffs for its retail value & bingo, trippled your money.

Then buy £1k more worth of pepsi & sell that back to the family & friends you borrowed £3k from & then your square with them too & only £1k out of pocket now!

Sure you could find soem way to repeat this down to the cost of a single bottle too. Pringles are also buy one get 2 free so you dont have to keep using pepsi!

Has to he the funniest reply yet.

So when is your old man gonna resurface ? Would be pretty funny if they came tomorrow when all your stuff is back in the house.

[garner90]

Bump for a bullshit story :D

Is this for real though? Seriously?

[adam_baker]

Bump for a bullshit story :D

Is this for real though? Seriously?

honestly mate, everything is true

[Ashleyp]

LOL at this thread

your parents sound like knobs

and by saying "my dads not really i debt as people owe him money" untill they pay up, he's in debt

[J222JRA]

LOL at this thread

your parents sound like knobs

and by saying "my dads not really i debt as people owe him money" untill they pay up, he's in debt

Correct Ashley, im in business myself and i have 2 big rules,

1) 50% deposit payed on order before i start to manufacture,

2) The rest of the money before anything leaves my workshop.

[shawy]

whats your mam/dad going to think about you putting post up about it
mmmmmmmmmmmmm time for putting the tent up lad

[PSPDan]

whats your mam/dad going to think about you putting post up about it
mmmmmmmmmmmmm time for putting the tent up lad

Yeah cus his mum and dad are always on Sax-P :S

[Ashleyp]

Correct Ashley, im in business myself and i have 2 big rules,

1) 50% deposit payed on order before i start to manufacture,

2) The rest of the money before anything leaves my workshop.

yep he's just a creditor to them

firms spend most of their time being owed / owing people money, it's just how the world ticks over...

but if you dont have enough working capital to operate, than it's you who needs to get your debtors to pay up

[shawy]

Yeah cus his mum and dad are always on Sax-P :S
you never know

[McGuire86]

Here you go


'' Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! ''

[Spanky]

Here you go


'' Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! ''


been watching snatch recently have we or is it lock stock? cnt remember now lol

[McGuire86]

lock stock lol (Y)

[JamesR]

Lock stock lawl

[lakey_xs]

i would sell the cars rather than give them them as they will sell there for fuck all i would rather get max money by selling at side of road or in auto trader

[adam_baker]

got some news guys
turns out the van was man with a van, delivering furniture which they had sold on ebay.
dont know why they was there about 3 hours though, looks like we are ok till tomorrow, will let you know of anymore news.

[Easty]

Don't expect them to go away unless ...

Your dad declares himself bankrupt
he pays back the debt

Time to man up ?

[Paul]

Your dad should just down grade the cars, the tv's and other stuff.

Once out of debt and back earning money buy them back.

[Scattle]

they came on friday and looked all round the house and listed everything down, he had until monday to pay it but had no money to pay it :(

If they've came round and listed everything down and levied on said items, if you hide/get rid of the items, you could get into more shit.
We have this at work a lot of the time, normally every visit from a Bailiff will incur £25ish costs and if they come with a Van £100ish.
I think they can only force entry with Police present and a Warrant.

[swampy]

Your threads get more rediculus each day!
They make me laugh!
Even the likes of payday loans, welcome finance, log book loans etc cant turn a £1500 loan in to a £9000 loan in 12monthes
and did u get the fiesta for twenty quid?

[MunkyBoy]

Mate.

You know your photobucket link.... You might want to remove the first picture in the album....!

I wont show the picture, But NSFW Link - http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/

[Rob-6]

Mate.

You know your photobucket link.... You might want to remove the first picture in the album....!

I wont show the picture, But NSFW Link - http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/

lol i noticed that too lol wtf!

[adam_baker]

Mate.

You know your photobucket link.... You might want to remove the first picture in the album....!

I wont show the picture, But NSFW Link - http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/

haha, my bad lol, forgot that was on there.

and news to come on the £20 challenge

[SodaPod]

its gone now, i can at last turn back to the tele

[J222JRA]

Mate.

You know your photobucket link.... You might want to remove the first picture in the album....!

I wont show the picture, But NSFW Link - http://s569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/adam_baker_1992/



What did we miss????????????????????

[Rob-6]

What did we miss????????????????????

you dont want to know

[MunkyBoy]

Basically - It was a picture of him laying on his back with his cock in his hand!

Wow.

[adam_baker]

funny times, my bad guys, had it on there for this girl that wanted, sorry you lot had to see that, anyway lets just continue from where we was and forget that happened :)

[J222JRA]

Adam has had a lucky escape there lol, that could have caused mega lolz

Shame really

[MunkyBoy]

You've scarred me for life now!

It wasnt me that noticed it! It was my girlfriend after showing her the thread! Ah...

[J222JRA]

You've scarred me for life now!

It wasnt me that noticed it! It was my girlfriend after showing her the thread! Ah...

make sure she doesnt become a member and try and make contact with adam mate lol

[lemon191]

anyone who saw the picture are now pedos since adams not even 17? haha glad i missed it

[Rob-6]

could of been a mega fail if all of saxp saw you partaking in a bit of helmet polishing

[stevie_m]

got some news guys
turns out the van was man with a van, delivering furniture which they had sold on ebay.
dont know why they was there about 3 hours though, looks like we are ok till tomorrow, will let you know of anymore news.

Would have been good if your folks seen it ... So when can we expect your stuff on ebay ?

[adam_baker]

as again im sorry guys, didn't mean to make you lot pedo but now you can all have the pedo bear seal of approval, good things do come out of bad situations lol,

[adam_baker]

Would have been good if your folks seen it ... So when can we expect your stuff on ebay ?

probs the end of the week mate, i will let you know when it up, should be some quality bargains! :)

[smiith]

channel 109 on sky right now... Bailifs

[Phsyco_Paff]

Might work until you knock and your neighbour tells them that you live next door :n:

I lool'd

adam put it away.

[TomMartin]

hahaha what a stupidly funny thread!! well worth a read and much better than doing revision for uni test on thursday thanks. glad i missed that "other picture" though lol

[Phsyco_Paff]

if you hide for 6 years you dont have to pay a penny.

[lakey_xs]

i though it was a pic you put on there for a laugh of some sorts but clearly not so aaawwwww man put it away lmao

[gazwhittle]

couple of tips about bayliffs . they cant forcably enter your property BUT if you open the door they are legally allowed to gain entry with or without your permission.

if they visit and no one is in and they go and then come back...

if the door is open windows open ect they can legally enter your property before knocking ringing ect.

bailifs aint bad people open the door they will give you several warnings to pay up.

usually they will arrange a weekly or monthly payment amount with the credit agency.

if this isnt fufilled they call again with the same treat.

3rd time and thats it there in and will take anything of value "ONLY OWED BY THE PEOPLE WHOS NAME ARE ON THE FINANCE AGREEMENT" and can only take property if there are recpties(sp) to prove that they can legally take the property owned by the signes of the fiance agreement..

ive had first hand experience with this regarding my brother with 2 unpaid mobile phone contracts and they came and took his tv computer ect. but nothing else in the house as it didnt belong to him..

[M1VT]

3rd time and thats it there in and will take anything of value "ONLY OWED BY THE PEOPLE WHOS NAME ARE ON THE FINANCE AGREEMENT

ok so,say if when i took out finance my 2nd name was Jones,and since taking it out i have changed my name to Thomas....technically the finance is not in my name?

[Dom]

So you were expecting a visit from the Bailiffs today, and they have not come?

Something just don't seem right with this.. :detective:

[pjw]

Oh hai.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/giles/bot_093008/attention_whore.jpg

IMO, of course.

[Rogue_Shadow]

Whack the dog with the baseball bat, make it pissed off so it eats off your face. The bailiffs can't do shit if you're dead.


That made me smile! Thanks

[James106]

Lmao epic thread!!!! it's turned into a soap now Lulz!!!


Updates on this progress thread?

[saxo-parts]

Update chop chop!!!

[lakey_xs]

kid cant get on they have stole his laptop or the router lmao

[saxo-parts]

kid cant get on they have stole his laptop or the router lmao was going to say that but then i'd have felt real bad if it was the case

[Mint-VTR]

Change the house number on your door with your next door neighbours.

hahah i like it

[johnlambert]

hahahhaah lmao!!
cant believe this conversation is still going on!!
has it got a 5 star rating off many ppl??

tune in next week for bayliff hunt

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

What's all this about a naked photo?

:n:

[JamesR]

How come all your threads are about bad things happening in one day?

Just wondering :wacko:

[K17NEY]

this thread is bullshit...

[MunkyBoy]

Haha - That was me that posted about that.

On his photobucket, there was a naked picture of him, with him holding his cock for a girl apparently! Something I didnt really expect to see!

Yeha, this thread doesnt really seem to have gone anywhere.

Bailiffs dont normally just not show up?

[Dom]

Haha - That was me that posted about that.

On his photobucket, there was a naked picture of him, with him holding his cock for a girl apparently! Something I didnt really expect to see!

Yeha, this thread doesnt really seem to have gone anywhere.

Bailiffs dont normally just not show up?


Wow Thats child porn isn't it?

No offence but he is only 17 right?

[SaxoSam96]

Adam, Not being harsh or anything, but I've just went through this whole thread, slowing summing up that your a complete and utter bullshitting cunt, attention is a bad thing my son.

20 challenge
House has burnt down,
Dad is owned thousands but your in debt?
A van suddenly turns up the same day your expecting bailiffs
You said they was putting stuff in the van, but then said it was being delivered from ebay.



Give it up..


BTW, Child porn not earning you no pennies ?

[Ben]

Pictures or your bullshitting.

[adam_baker]

Adam, Not being harsh or anything, but I've just went through this whole thread, slowing summing up that your a complete and utter bullshitting cunt, attention is a bad thing my son.

20 challenge
House has burnt down,
Dad is owned thousands but your in debt?
A van suddenly turns up the same day your expecting bailiffs
You said they was putting stuff in the van, but then said it was being delivered from ebay.



Give it up..


BTW, Child porn not earning you no pennies ?

you know what mate, you aint got any right, i aint made a single thing up on here, i was looking for some honest advice and i found it, some people help and other just rip for silly reasons, you don't know the shit ive been through mate, i aint asking for attention. £20 challenge, somthing me and a few mates thought up and thought you guys might like to have a laugh about it but obviously not, after the shit day ive had, i dont need someone ripping on me just because they want some brownie points off other members. BTW its not just you, don't feeling like targeting.

[Paul]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2492/3976395591_116bc5073b.jpg

[Liamm]

paul i nearly wet myself at that picture xD xD

[adam_baker]

just leave it out guys :(

[oli208]

Basically - It was a picture of him laying on his back with his cock in his hand!

Wow.

just read this hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[oli208]

Wow i posted at the wrong time:p

[D8N_LL]

Adam, Not being harsh or anything, but I've just went through this whole thread, slowing summing up that your a complete and utter bullshitting cunt, attention is a bad thing my son.

20 challenge
House has burnt down,
Dad is owned thousands but your in debt?
A van suddenly turns up the same day your expecting bailiffs
You said they was putting stuff in the van, but then said it was being delivered from ebay.



Give it up..


BTW, Child porn not earning you no pennies ?

this guy talks sense! give up the bullshit!

[James106]

this guy talks sense! give up the bullshit!

so your saying he set this all up? think about it mate, why would he go and get a van to sit outside his neighbours hours, just for attention on saxperience?

[D--R--E--W]

whole thread just been read and wasted 15 mins of my life

[Matty_Mills]

I think its lies

[welshy23]

The aliens did it, i saw them.

[markymark1987]

I think its lies

im just waiting for an update -

hes 16 and prob wants attention to feel big but on the other hand he might be tellin the truth im just waiting for an update and some pics.

[Matty_Mills]

im just waiting for an update -

hes 16 and prob wants attention to feel big but on the other hand he might be tellin the truth im just waiting for an update and some pics.

Funny (and unfortunate) as shit if he is telling the truth...

But a photograph of a van isn't really considered evidence.

I could look out the window... notice a van by the neighbours house... take a photo... then make up a story about something and post the picture later too....

His house has memories... yet it burnt down with him and his family in it.
His road has two houses numbered 6 on it (although a shoddy picture attempted to explain this
a van comes and starts taking stuff FROM the house... although its a DELIVERY from ebay


hmmm......

[welshy23]

Funny (and unfortunate) as shit if he is telling the truth...

But a photograph of a van isn't really considered evidence.

I could look out the window... notice a van by the neighbours house... take a photo... then make up a story about something and post the picture later too....

His house has memories... yet it burnt down with him and his family in it.
His road has two houses numbered 6 on it (although a shoddy picture attempted to explain this
a van comes and starts taking stuff FROM the house... although its a DELIVERY from ebay


hmmm......

Yeh memories of him burning down in it :) "oh how we all screamed....*goes of into a flashblack like JD of scrubs*"

[Matty_Mills]

Yeh memories of him burning down in it :) "oh how we all screamed....*goes of into a flashblack like JD of scrubs*"

Awful haircuts, and lots of 'black guy' puns?

[RichM]

lets say the road my house is on is called A
The road next to it is called B
# = road
1 = my house
2 = there house

A
#
#
# 2
#
#
######################B
#
#
# 1
#
#

My house is on road B
There house is road A but facing road B
they knocked down a section of there wall so they could enter there drive from road B
They happen to have the same house number as us (6) this confuses people and they get addresses mixed up.

hope this makes it easier :)

You own 2 houses?

[Connor_scotland]

lol

You must have a nose like pinochio mate ( hope i spelt that right )

[deanomx206]

ASW>>>>>> theres the door... now use it

[Matt67]

Ah give him a chance.

[rey]

he's had an 11 page chance...

I personally think its bullshit, bailiffs always turn up.

[welshy23]

Awful haircuts, and lots of 'black guy' puns?

Oh yes! Lets go out to shop tonight and get some HOOCH!!! Yeah Turk.... i was talking about the beer!, seems like you coulda used a more common name for beer then hooch. It wont happen again, your right... it wont happen again!.... you knew he was there didnt you. I couldnt resist.

Mannn, Hooch is Crazy!

[adam_baker]

right guys, don't really care what you all think, they never turned up yesterday, and they never turned up today, just to let you know im not bullshiting about anything and im being as truth full as i can. my parents wont talk to me about the matter but if anything comes up i will let you guys know :)

[Paul]

Tell your mum you need to know so you can let the whole saxo community know about their debt problemos.

:detective:

[NICK2506]

I do kinda believe it, but can you secretly film the bailifs when they come to your house?

Post footage of them taking your stuff. then everyone on saxp will realise you werent bullshitting :)

[adam_baker]

I do kinda believe it, but can you secretly film the bailifs when they come to your house?

Post footage of them taking your stuff. then everyone on saxp will realise you werent bullshitting :)

i duno mate, but i just hope they don't come and everything has been sorted, will keep you posted.

[SaxoSam96]

you know what mate, you aint got any right, i aint made a single thing up on here, i was looking for some honest advice and i found it, some people help and other just rip for silly reasons, you don't know the shit ive been through mate, i aint asking for attention. £20 challenge, somthing me and a few mates thought up and thought you guys might like to have a laugh about it but obviously not, after the shit day ive had, i dont need someone ripping on me just because they want some brownie points off other members. BTW its not just you, don't feeling like targeting.
I don't have any right?
I have the right of posting my honest opinion on a PUBLIC forum if i wish too.. believe it on not Mr.pinocchio..:wink:


You should consider writing a book..
Or participate in a episode of my shocking story.. the man with a long snooter.

[mik]

I do kinda believe it, but can you secretly film the bailifs when they come to your house?

Post footage of them taking your stuff. then everyone on saxp will realise you werent bullshitting :)

even a photo if you can't film. got a mobile easy , neighbors no footage. c/l

[Rob-6]

there was also that thread were u said your mate got a set of bbs alloys with brand new tyres for £70?! wtf

[NICK2506]

stop having a go at him though. its not worth it!

[oli208]

pointless thread really, why talk about your parents debt problems....... not cool:n:

[KrisB]

Wouldnt it be funny if one of the bailiffs owned a saxo and was a member on here...

[SaxoSam96]

Wouldnt it be funny if one of the bailiffs owned a saxo and was a member on here...

Told you to keep it quiet!:wacko:

[adam_baker]

pointless thread really, why talk about your parents debt problems....... not cool:n:

tbh mate, i just wanted to tell someone, and thought hey, i don't know these people so it don't matter what they think.

[lemon191]

i think its time for a lock on this thread imo before it turns to a slagging match

[Mochachino]

i think its time for a lock on this thread imo before it turns to a slagging match

shudda been locked a long time ago lol

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Just spam now tbh......

[Kev_Vtec]

mod's lock this please. ta

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

I know, needs locked tbfh imo.

[Kev_Vtec]

same. it will just keep going on and on.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

I know, should have been locked ages ago.

[D8N_LL]

http://i45.tinypic.com/nqolj5.jpg

[mik]

I know, should have been locked ages ago.

yea started funny but now its past its sell by date

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Yeah I know what you mean tbfh.

[adam_baker]

it's had its time now, atleast it got 5*

[Adam_Q]

Think its time to lock this mofo!