Accident's (non car related ones)

[Phsyco_Paff]

What's the worst accidents you've had ?

I nearley drowned when i was taking swimming lessons in primary school
was in the shallow end of the pool was only one lifeguard on duty.

So there i am having the time of my life splashing around etc after a while i decide to see if i could swim lol started heading to the deeper water and then oops.

There i am splashing around like some mad kipper then after what seemed like forever i see this big fat kid (john ftw) swimining towards me as he got closer to me he didnt stop and went straight over me the top of me BAM!! gut slap straight in the face and then he carried on swimming im like wtf.

Theres me some skinny little idiot trying to keep a float slowly drowning and then there,s fat john floating past like a fuc*ing butterfly :wall:

In the end all was well the lifeguard finally spotted me and saved me :y:

I also cracked my head open when i was 5 running into a fence. :wacko:

[D--R--E--W]

I was bouncing about my cousins bed when i was about 7 and 'over' bounced, flew right off head first and the top of my head went onto the radiator. split wide with 14 stitches...

Or...

Was about 5 or 6 and was playing out my nana's back garden and didnt see a bit of fence post lying in the grass, I stood on it and not 1 but 2 nails went in the bottom of my foot and out the top...

[Toilet_Hugger]

Fractured my skull in a horse riding accident :n:

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

I broke my wrist (no jokes :homme:) doing a wrestling move back in Primary school. The hardy boyz move where one of them runs and jumps off the other ones back? Yeah I did that, didn't really work out............

[Saxo_Scott]

Attempted to 360 a jump at PORC, over rotated straight onto my face lol. Split all my hand open and grazed all my face up

[wyatt-lad]

In February this year i was playing football (goalkeeper) and i got kicked in the face, cracked jaw, 3 missing teeth and 20 sticthes in the lip.
Can't say that was too fun tbh.

[OLLYVTS]

I fell over with a glass bottle in my hand and cut it open pretty bad.
I cut my hand open again but with a tin that didnt open very well,you could see all the white tissue ect.
When i was about 12 i fell off my bike and took a chuck out of my elbow and when i went to hospital they said they couldnt stitch it up as the hole was to big.I also knocked myself out by falling off my bike when i was about 6,it cracked my helmet all the way through,the hospital that would off been my skull if i wasnt wearing one,my face did skid along the floor which made a mess of it.
Thats about it really.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Oh oh oh I got jumped by 3 fellas last year(iirc) if that counts as an accident?

[kieron6]

when i was about 12, i got my finger caught in one of thoose springy fold up beds when it sprug up,
then i was about 15 when i got my finger in a spinning bike wheell,
dislocated both my hips playing football, (at different times)
and when i was really young cut my head open a few times

bad timesss

[Saxo-SX]

BAM!! gut slap straight in the face

Made me LOL.

Had a few tbh.

Falling off one of those "petrol scooters" or "buzz boards" whatever they were. Basically a scooter with a lawn mower engine on the back. - Mate was driving, I was on the back when "oh shit pothole", then smack Im nearly knocked unconsious, face full of blood, needed stitches on eyebrow and had half an eyebrow for about a year lol. Mate also had a deep gash on his hip, still have the scars. Both got up laffing then casually walked home to get cleaned up, didnt feel a thing tbh.

Another is throwing sticks up in the tree to get football down when I was a about 12. Next minute I hear "HEADS" and one cracks me on the head and i'm spark'ode. Got up covered in blood. We got the ball in the end.

Fun Times:drink:

[Saxo-SX]

when i was about 12, i got my finger caught in one of thoose springy fold up beds when it sprug up

Haha, I did exactly the same. Although mine was the whole of my hand. Got a big scar across 2 knuckles from it.

[Jordysport]

when i was younger once i was late for lessons so i was power walking and there was a drain ahead of me, it is only petruding about 1cm or so but as i was power walking my feet weren't leaving the ground much and i hit the drain and fell into the side of the road where there was gravel and shit, luckly there was no cars coming but cut my wrist open about 1cm deep was slit :P very cleanly, i was giggling all the way to the sanitorium and didn't realise it but my knee was ripped open aswell lol.

MAJOR FAIL on my part. :afro:

But i have only been to hospital once that was a couple of weeks ago, never broken a bone either.

[Phsyco_Paff]

when i was younger once i was late for lessons so i was power walking and there was a drain ahead of me, it is only petruding about 1cm or so but as i was power walking my feet weren't leaving the ground much and i hit the drain and fell into the side of the road where there was gravel and shit, luckly there was no cars coming but cut my wrist open about 1cm deep was slit :P very cleanly, i was giggling all the way to the sanitorium and didn't realise it but my knee was ripped open aswell lol.

MAJOR FAIL on my part. :afro:

But i have only been to hospital once that was a couple of weeks ago, never broken a bone either.

Should of run.

[saxo-parts]

dog bit big chunk of my ear off couple of years ago, that stung a bit

[j-9-p-1-g]

worst one for me was i was a bit late doing a paper round on my pushbike
it was getting dark, my light was on the front forks, it had fallen down
so insted of stopping i tried to adjust it whils peddling a big no no,
my hand got stuk in the front wheel. i was doing about 20mph
went straight over the handle bar's, cut face, arm's leg's
major gravel burn on the bum. :wall:
broke my wrist, finger's. Pulled loads of tendon's n mashed all the nerves up lmao. another one. was a bit late for school
did'nt bother tying shoe laces, so ran down the path, tripped over laces
put my hand's out to save myself and my right hand went through my mum's car headlight, cut it to sh*t. could see the bone. and it was painfull. :(
never mind tho. :cool:

[BenjaM]

Was looking in the boot of the car, cat jumps on boot. 7 stitches.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Was looking in the boot of the car, cat jumps on boot. 7 stitches.

Heavy cat?

[saxo-parts]

Heavy cat? bagpuss on speed

[Saxo-SX]

Mother crashed one of these when I was younger in ASDA. Ended up with wiplash.












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[Chris_O]

I dislocated my shoulder playing rugby in year 11. It dislocated about another 5 times after that doing the most simple things like pulling a lawnmower starter cord, so had to have operation on it.

Cutting down a tree in my neighbours garden with my dad when i was younger (he was up the tree with a chainsaw, i was down the bottom cleaning up), next thing, bang im waking up off the floor with my neighbour helping me up and my dad still up the tree. He said he saw a massive branch fly down and just twat me in the head. Blood literally pouring out my head, my dad eventually looks and comes down and says weve got to go to hospital. Bear in mind he would never usualy say that and just be like stick a plaster on it i knew it was bad. So decided to look in the mirror in the house and i nearly passed out again, head was literally split open about 3inches long going into my hair. That was 18 stitches in the end.

Also when i was younger riding my bike at the local bike track, came off going too fast and the back of my leg went into the cogs. Ended up with a huge gash with required around 20 stitches. Me and mate also didnt have phones on us at the time because we we were in year 6 or something, so i had to tie my sock around it and cycle home then get a lift to hospital lol

[KamRacing]

I broke one of the little bones in my neck somersaulting off a chair onto a bed. Couldnt move my head as it sort of hung to one side, but still ran out into the hall and said i'd fallen there..spent some time in hospital in a sort of cot so I could not move for a while...that was fun...
Had a door to the girls toilet at my primary school opened into my face as I was in the process of running past. The handle smashed into the top of the eye socket.
Lots of butterfly stitches did the trick.
While cutting a box I cut my wrist with a stanley knife, that bled well.

Generally though i've bounced, fluked and though amazing skill managed to not have worse other than a pretty massive car crash. I've tried though.

kev

[RobVT]

Broken alot of bones and split my head open around 10 times :/ accident prone.

[saxo-parts]

got hit in jaw with starting handle on a dumper when i was a small boy

[farmerchris]

broken heel drunk never did find out how just woke up in hospital, then my wrist when i fell down stairs whilst on crutches because of the broken heel.

[farmerchris]

got hit in jaw with starting handle on a dumper when i was a small boy

omg! that would have packed a punch and a half!

[saxo-parts]

broken heel drunk never did find out how just woke up in hospital, then my wrist when i fell down stairs whilst on crutches because of the broken heel. good effort!!!:clapping::clapping:

[jamieross]

ive broke both wrists, got a nail in my foot, taken a tooth out, split my head open, been hit by a golf club by mistake.....what a wonderful life.

i should give up extreme sports

[farmerchris]

ive broke both wrists, got a nail in my foot, taken a tooth out, split my head open, been hit by a golf club by mistake.....what a wonderful life.

i should give up extreme sports

GOLF??? Extreme?

[CharlotteBD]

Nearly died when i was born as had the cord wrapped round my neck haha
had one side of my face wripped apart by a dog when i was 1
broken loadsss of bones from riding lol

[Craig_B]

Nearly died when i was born as had the cord wrapped round my neck haha
had one side of my face wripped apart by a dog when i was 1
broken loadsss of bones from riding lol

got attacked by a dog like, right hand was mangled! got me on my neck to :-(

[AlexB]

hmm
i started early and ive have a few pretty bad ones
ambilicle round my neck at birth so straigh into intensive care
bout 8 months old managed to wrap the blanket in my cot round my neck
at 4 smacked my leg apart on concrete steps on a skateboard
age 6 i took up rugby and was constantly injured
then started bmxing and broke both wrist some ribs feet several times fingers several times popped my shoulder a few times ect
had a snowboarding accident and nearly broke my spine just below mt ribs
then couple years back dislocated my knee and had surgery on it for snapped ligaments

[Liamm]

was in year 8 and there was 20 of us on a 5 lane track during PE, we all set off at once, i got tripped up, ended up with no knees as the gravel took them right off, got told to go wash up in the showers, thought f00k that, blood allover my legs i called my mum and got her to pick me up. couldnt walk for weeks, and then it got infected which was mad, nice green colour xD
had appendicitus and nearly died new years day when i was about 10-11 lol
punched my bro round the head and broke 2 knuckles.
erm torn ligaments and tendons in my ankle by messing up a cat leap.
Gave myself concussion by messing up a jump down concrete stairs.
Came off my scooter by taking a corner too quick, went wide hit the curb and got thrown off, that damaged muscles in my shoulder and re-did my already sore ankle lol ( this happened about 3 weeks after i tore the ligaments, got bored of crutches after a week so started limping everywhere, didnt stop me when i came off either, 2 days later, and in a LOT of pain, i jumped back on my bike and went to see the gf :y: )

[imDan]

when i was about 10 or so was riding a bike down a hill going fast and caught my neck on rope and nealy hung my self :( just cut up my face and bloody nose , and something else but i forgot

[Dazed]

Can only remember 2 good ones atm.

When I was about 9 was playing ice hockey without a helmet, got twatted in the head by the puck and had to have stitches, the blood stained the ice for a while as well lol.

Then about 2 years ago I broke my hand by smashing bar to bar with someone else whilst riding my mini bike, went to doctors and they said it wasnt broke so attempted to ride the next day and it hurt like a mother.

Don't know if it counts but I've also broken my mates finger after kneeling on it in judo when I was about 10 which was quite funny.

And when I was about 8 I smacked my mate in the face with a golf club by accident, golf clubs when you're young and unsupervised = fail.

[benkelsall]

Had a paper cut.

[1991Tom]

Collar bone fracture, Cracked my ribs and broken my shoulder in rugby over the years.

My worst was when i was a wee nipper at age 5? (cant remeba lol) My family took a trip to milton keynes around christmas to get some shopping done and so i can go see father christmas! yay! Anyways for anyone thats been round MK shopping centre will know the marble edges flower beds inbetweeen all the shops. Anyways back then these marble edges used to be to a point, like a right angle (Now there all rounded/smoothed off).

To get to the point me being my overly hyperactive self (because i was waiting to see Santa) was running around all over the place. Anyways i end up slipping and splitting my head on the marble edge. I was unconscious till the next morning when i woke up in hostpital with stitches in my head :)

The only real part of it i can remeba is my dad picking me up and running/sprinting through the building with me back to the car park lol The drama

[SaxoStevo]

when i was a kid, i had a golf club and accidently wacked this lad roudn the head and split his head and ear open. and also had a skaeboard and sat down on it "which most of u do as a kid" tried to stop with my hands, BAM! right over my fingers nd ripped my nail clean off.

and a few years back was into Downhill Mountain biking, thought i could jump anything. came bombing down this hill. jumped about 25-30 steps. Dint realise a wall at the bottom tried to avoid it and slammed right into the corner of the wall, neck hitting it and ripping my neck open and ripping my earing downwards out of my ear and a chunk of my ear hanging off, got back up dint realise what had happend till my mate said i was bleeding really bad, got on my bike and rode off bleeding with loads of people stairing at me in horror with a bloody face and clothes coverd in blood, not one person asked if i was ok aha. the fiunniest thing about it was i was more worried that i lost my earing rather than bleeding.

[Mochachino]

I rode my bike into a lampost at about 30mph unintentionally when i was about 9/10. Was layed knocked out for about an hour on the floor before sumone realised i 'wasnt playing' (on my own for an hour by lyin on the floor :S). Went to hospital i carried on being knocked out for a bit. Few hours later i woke up, was in QMC for 5/6 days. Was horrible.

I cant rmember a thing from the crash.

The rumour got round the school the next day i was either dead, or my ear fell off..

[adjy90]

i was either dead, or my ear fell off..

the seconds would of been more or a showpiece for you ;)

[flynnsvtr]

I broke my wrist (no jokes :homme:) doing a wrestling move back in Primary school. The hardy boyz move where one of them runs and jumps off the other ones back? Yeah I did that, didn't really work out............

Wrestling broke my arm...cousin tried to suplex me....didn't go down to well lol

I also broke my arm again when i was 8 because I was bent over looking between my legs at the top of the stairs, then I just fell lol

[davidharvey]

broke wrist (scaphoid) about a month ago when working at the saxo. Drilling some alloy plate and drill jammed and kicked back.

Been electrocuted by 3 phase supply.

[pr0xibus]

When i was seven my dad had a razer one that charges form wall. I had a 2 holed plug but wouldnt fit into razer because it had 3. so i inserted 2 metal bits in the 2 hole thing and turned it on. i touched it and dont remember a thing after that woke up in hospital with burn marks all over my hand, it turned green and i still have the marks today lol

Funtimes

[wicked-vtr]

cracked my head open 15 times :S
broke my arm then rode home 6 miles throught the woods on my downhill bike (i thought it was just bruised or something) when i couldn't move my arm the next day cause it was so swollen and hurt too bad, trip to the hospital for me.
cut a gash im my leg so deep you could see the bone on a piece of flint ( crashed in the wet at aston hill on my downhill bike) still have the scar :)
took a peg to the leg attempting a tailwhip on my bmx, i dont ride pegs anymore.
broke my nose twice crashing on bmx.
dislocated my shoulder crashing into a wall on my bmx

guess im not really that good at riding bikes :(

[Cal]

Snapped my banjo string...

[pr0xibus]

Snapped my banjo string...

jes that would fucking hurt id greet lol

[luke1988]

i got run over twice in the same day..one was a motorbike and the other a car. the car wasn't so bad just rolled up on the bonnet and got a couple bruises and walked away. then after lucnh a motorbike hit me, put me out for a few weeks lol

[Rob-6]

i once cracked my nuts on the crossbar of my bike

[Jungle_Jim]

Ive been quite lucky in terms of not breaking bones etc. although back in my youth lol i nearly broke my collar bone at playstation skate park, dropped in on my skateboard down this massive ramp and some nob on rollerblades skated right accross me, wish i had just battered straight into him now lol.

other than that when i was much younger like 8 i fell off my bike and got the brake lever slit the outside corner of my eye (the skin, not the eyeball).
then in my last year of school i was playing upfront in football, ball came over the top, both me and the goal keeper run for it. mid way i think ahh shit this is gonna hurt, so i turn my head at the last minute, only to get battered in the back of my head by the keepers teeth at full pelt. resulting in 8 stitches, lots of blood and and cracking headache lol

my most recent one was ripping up an old solid oak floor using a massive wrecking bar. was prising it at one end and it slipped which ment the other end with the chissel bit on it made a nice 10cm gash down my arm, still got quite a good scar from it