hey 0-60 times

[xtt63]

my 0-60 is 20 seconds how do i lower it

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Buy a faster car.

[Rob-6]

electric dump valve is your best bet

[Ben]

What car have you got? Strip it out is the cheapest way.

[Pieface]

20 seconds, what the fuck do you drive?

[Josh-VTR]

I think I could run and get to 60mph quicker?

[Dom]

Horse and cart? Or is that running? Fuck me thats slow.

[JamesR]

Even a 1.0 is quicker than that?

[NICK2506]

20 seconds!!!!!!! what car?

[xtt63]

lol....

[Jenson]

Are you a fattie who rides a push bike.

[Cal]

Drive it off a cliff...

[xtt63]

its a 1990 corolla 1.3 dose go 115 tho getin a saxo in jan lol

[tuft]

Im confused at to what your driving? Im sure my 1.1 was about 12seconds?
buy a faster car? dnt go from 1st to 5th? lol dno what your doin to take that long?

[Tontsy]

on the flat im lucky if mine does 60...

[xtt63]

lol a fattie yea push bikd yea

[JamesR]

its a 1990 corolla 1.3 dose go 115 tho getin a saxo in jan lol

How can you only get 20 seconds with that car?

Even a Daewoo matiz is faster!

[xtt63]

gettin a 1.6 saxo in jan but i gotta have autos

[NICK2506]

How can you only get 20 seconds with that car?

Even a Daewoo matiz is faster!

has no wheels

[xtt63]

lol....

[Jenson]

You sure you dont have a micra

[Phils_VTR]

A diesel restricted moped engine in an articulated lorry?

[mik]

gettin a 1.6 saxo in jan but i gotta have autos

autos why

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

autos why

Disability.

[xtt63]

lol so any constructive info

[Jenson]

lol so any constructive info

Get a new car asap:homme:

[tuft]

why do you want to spend money making this faster when your getting a new car soon?

[djmartin]

my 0-60 is 20 seconds how do i lower it

tie it to the back of my X5 that should do the trick lol

but saying that il most probs rip your car in half lols.

but seriously is this just a joke to put your post count up or what?

[xtt63]

disabled

[xtt63]

no its tru and just wanna do a diy job cOZ IM wayin it in

[xtt63]

disabled

[Jenson]

disabled

Ohshit.

[craig1gk]

if your getting a sax in January why you wanting this car faster??

[MrHouston]

Weird...very weird..

[xtt63]

disabled

[xtt63]

disabled

[Pieface]

Rem?!?

(The member lol)

[xtt63]

makin this faster for now

[mik]

i dont get this thread... there's loads of of auto's about that are shit fast on the 0-60... i have a semi auto manual 0-60 = 4.8 sec's... it's all about how much you want to spend or get into debt for...

[xtt63]

rem???

[BenjaM]

This is Markdavid!

[xtt63]

lol i would love a manual

[Rob-6]

rem???

name of a member that used to be on here

[tom130691]

name of a member that used to be on here

djrem or sumin

[Saxo-SX]

Take the engine out and push it

[mik]

rem???

?????....lost

[Cal]

Definitely Leckie...

[mik]

get a bike...gsxr 1000 0-60 sub 3 seconds

[Rob-6]

get a bike...gsxr 1000 0-60 sub 3 seconds

erm he is disabled pal like he has said about 4 times lol

[xtt63]

im disabled coz of bikes lol

[Pieface]

im disabled coz of bikes lol

No shit, me too! Wanna hang out dude?

[samueljonburgess]

you dont have any fuel init??

[mik]

erm he is disabled pal like he has said about 4 times lol

there are many people disabled riding bikes and even racing look at the hero's at the tt ...

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

there are many people disabled riding bikes and even racing look at the hero's at the tt ...

People with only 1 arm?

[mik]

im disabled coz of bikes lol

shit sorry got my xl spade out

[mik]

People with only 1 arm?

yes and people with only one leg look at stephen davison's TT book... guy's just addicted to racing... respect aint enough,

[D--R--E--W]

on the flat im lucky if mine does 60...

you have half a ton of sounds in yours though ;)

[pattersonvts]

i can fucking run to 60 faster than that,fuck me

[xtt63]

lol i got 1 arm a shite car lol stick to nfs lol

[9Freedman9]

Hello Peter.

[xtt63]

No shit, me too! Wanna hang out dude?
Wat append to u lol

[Matt67]

Just to jump on the sarcastic answer bandwagon...

urrr catch a bus?

[Pieface]

Wat append to u lol

Freak Ballet on Ice accident. I was kicking ass, the crowd loved me, although one biatch was in the crowd mocking me so I popped a cap in his ass y0. But then the person who I was dancing with slipped by me and cut my leg off. I was like y0 biatch what the hell, so I popped a cap in her ass and this left me disabled.

[Cammy]

lolol

epic.

[Lewis1600]

Want a race against my 50cc? ;)



(I dont race, its a joke)

[Azza-VTR]

Freak Ballet on Ice accident. I was kicking ass, the crowd loved me, although one biatch was in the crowd mocking me so I popped a cap in his ass y0. But then the person who I was dancing with slipped by me and cut my leg off. I was like y0 biatch what the hell, so I popped a cap in her ass and this left me disabled.

lmao - this had me in stitches

[xtt63]

lmao u r cazy ya ill race ya ped

[Rogue_Shadow]

GO FASTER STRIPES


Really vague thread btw

[coleman258]

This kid is a spastic

[deans2k8]

hmmm 1990 corolla...1.3...auto...1 armed bandit....gainsborough......OH BILLY!!!!

[xtt63]

hmmm 1990 corolla...1.3...auto...1 armed bandit....gainsborough......OH BILLY!!!!
Deans omg lol find me a saxo 1.6 3dr for 600 lol hows u mate

[Phsyco_Paff]

I just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this thread what aload of shite.....

The correct answer is you dont need to go faster the speed limit is 30-70 iirc thats if you get there in todays traffic.

Thread / End

[xtt63]

I just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this thread what aload of shite.....

The correct answer is you dont need to go faster the speed limit is 30-70 iirc thats if you get there in todays traffic.

Thread / End
Wats ur problem we no the limits lol 0 to 60 not 0 to 115

[Phsyco_Paff]

Wats ur problem we no the limits lol 0 to 60 not 0 to 115

Baaaaaahahahahah.

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

Meh sacksow can do 130 tbfh.........onnest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1111111111111

[Phsyco_Paff]

Meh sacksow can do 130 tbfh.........onnest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1111111111111

cogratulations............. heres a cows udder.

http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab204/deanopaff7/imagesCAF2TSYA.jpg

[Liam_LFC_VTR]

I'm allergic to cows.

Hence why I came out in a rash after thrusting your mother.


oooooooooooooooooooooo. Sorry x

[xtt63]

im getin a saxo next want a flat arch tho

[Jenson]

im getin a saxo next want a flat arch tho

Are you disabled mentally or physically?:homme:

[xtt63]

not funny

[xtt63]

i want a flat arch so im diffrent

[Pieface]

i want a flat arch so im diffrent

Most people in the country have flat arches, they're the most common. I see like 10 flat arches to 1 VT.

[xtt63]

yea but i want a sleeper most moders want vt kits

[claff]

cogratulations............. heres a cows udder.

http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab204/deanopaff7/imagesCAF2TSYA.jpg wut cow udder??????

[-Dan-]

I think the snail I crushed in the garden the other day could hit 60 faster than that. Sucks to be you tbh.

[xtt63]

it do lol

[Carlvtr88]

I think I could run and get to 60mph quicker?

that made me LOL